Hmmm....one little semi-threatening post from yours truly and voila!
No spam posts for a few days. Wow. I'm beginning to worship the
ground I walk on. Almost. (lol I liked that post, btw.)

Hopefully my having made that comment will not jinx things and result
in an inundation of unwanted mortgage advice/drugs for cheap posts.
If it
does, though, you can rest assured I'll smiteth those infidels and
banish their
sorry arses, faster than you can say "bargle nawdle zouss"...with a
shitake load of mushrooms...er, I mean marbles...in your mouth.
Yeah, that should give me
enough time.

So, seeing as how I'm all powerful and stuff, is there anything else
any of you need me to help with? Relationship problems, skin
problems, tummy trouble, neighbors' dogs barking and keeping you up
all night, neighbors' rowdy children need to have their mouths
stitched shut (mmmm..."Strangland"...nifty instructional video), or
zillions of dollars you need to get out of your foreign land and into
my personal All-American bank account?? Or, perhaps, you just need
to know how best to solve your mortgage/s-e-x-ual problems?? Hey, I
can help. Trust me. :)

~CJ~

P.S. Hope you had an awesomely weird birthday, Al. Now back to work!