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Gentlemen (and Gentlewomen) Cardinal District 'Netters:

-- What's the hottest, most unique package to hit Barbershopping?
-- What's the hottest, most unique package ready for shipping this week?
-- Due to popular demand, what ADDITIONAL way is there for you to get it?

You can now order AHSOW's "Ear-rangement #1" package on-line!

If you missed the previous announcements, read this one. You will get:


* THE AUDIO PACKAGE

- A superb recording of 14 "new" ear-harmonizable melodies.
- More than a year in development by AHSOW's greatest minds (and sorest butts).
- Professionally sung, mastered, and produced.
- "Starting chords" suggested and provided for all the melodies.
- A variety of lyrics and keys to fit "your" voice and taste.


* INCLUDES a pocket-sized red folio, containing -

- Tips on woodshedding... (instructive).
- Lyric lines for each melody... (helpful).
- Histories of the songs... (fascinating).
- Biographies of the songwriters... (gotta read to believe).

~~~ ~~~

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU OUGHT TO ORDER YOUR PACKAGE -- NOW:

10) If you're new to authentic woodshedding, you can learn to sing melodies
and practice adding harmonies in the privacy of your home, car, bathroom,
back forty, tent...

9) If you can already woodshed a little, you can get even better by
playing this recording and adding a Tenor or Bass part to each melody that
you hear. (Eventually, you may even hear an implied Baritone... ooo!)

8) Even if you're already a good quartet singer, this package will help
you improve your ear skills and your awareness of the melodic/harmonic
factors that make GOOD Barbershop singing so exciting and rewarding.

7) This wonderful interactive harmony-discovery recording lets you go far
beyond being a "spectator" (as with all the fine Contest and commercial
recordings) and helps YOU become the champion.

6) Great "ear-singing" is an added dimension to the usual activities of
singing tags or Barberpole Cat songs at conventions. Those who can
ear-sing are in great demand.

5) Helps you learn to create harmonies yourself -- unrestricted by what an
arranger has put on paper. Play the melodies over and over till they're
burned into your brain, then add your favorite harmony part(s).

4) Expands your repertoire of timeless Barbershop melodies.

3) Mimicking the fine professional lead solos by Chris Arnold (of Quick
Start Vocal Productions) will help you become a better singer.

2) Popular Recognition. Your Barbershop friends have been clamoring for
this recording... and now, you can be the kid on the block with this prized
set.

1) It's the most unique and uniquely valuable package that you could ever own.

BONUS REASON: This package makes a fine gift for the loved one, young
singer, or music educator in your life (not to mention for yourself!).

'NUTHER BONUS REASON: $AVE BIG BUCK$!!!!

Order in time for Christmas and receive these Special Discount Rates:

PUBLIC RATES: REGULAR SPECIAL
Folio & CD $24.95 $19.95
Folio & cassette $19.95 $16.95
Double Sets: 2 Folios &
- 2 CDs, or
- 2 Cassettes, or
- 1 CD & 1 Cassette $44.95 $33.95


CURRENT AHSOW MEMBERS (yes, we know who you are):

MEMBER RATES: REGULAR SPECIAL
Folio & CD $19.95 $15.95
Folio & cassette $19.95 $14.95
Double Sets: 2 Folios &
- 2 CDs, or
- 2 Cassettes, or
- 1 CD & 1 Cassette $29.95 $24.95

PLUS... special Teacher Rate: If you are a Music Educator, you may
purchase these great teaching tools at Member Rates. Please add your
school address to the order form.


==> METHODS OF PAYMENT:

-- Check or money-order may be sent to the address below.

-- Order securely ON-LINE by visiting http://www.ahsow.org and clicking
the prominent link "order your Ear-rangement package."

Residents of Canada may pay Canadian values by consulting the current
exchange-rate as published on http://www.spebsqsa.org and converting the
U.S. funds to Canadian totals.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
*** Please print and include this form with your mailed order and payment ***
Columns should align if you switch your font to Courier.

ORDER FORM
AHSOW "EAR-RANGEMENT #1" PACKAGE

AHSOW-
PUBLIC MEMBER
ITEM RATE RATE* QUANTITY TOTAL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
SINGLE SETS -

A) 1 CD & 1 folio $19.95 or $15.95 x ____ = $_______

B) 1 Cassette & 1 folio $16.95 or $14.95 x ____ = $_______


DOUBLE SETS -

C) 1 Cassette, 1 CD
& 2 folios $33.95 or $24.95 x ____ = $_______

D) 2 CDs & 2 folios $33.95 or $24.95 x ____ = $_______

E) 2 Cassettes &
2 folios $33.95 or $24.95 x ____ = $_______

TOTAL ENCLOSED = $
=========

Payment enclosed is (check one): ___U.S. funds
___U.S. funds, Canadian exchange-rate


ORDERED BY:

E-mail address: __________________________________ (legibly, please!)

Phones: (H/W): ________________ ________________

Name: __________________________________

Address: __________________________________

City: __________________________________

State/Province: __________________________________

ZIP/Postal Code: __________________________________


* Teachers, please add your school address:

E-mail address: __________________________________
Phones: (H/W): ________________ ________________
Name: __________________________________
School Name: __________________________________
Address: __________________________________
City: __________________________________
State/Province: __________________________________
ZIP/Postal Code: __________________________________

Shipping costs ARE included. Illegible orders and orders without
sufficient funds will not be processed. Retain a copy of the order-form
for your records. Returns for defective merchandise only.

Your check should be made payable to "AHSOW" and mailed, along with your
typed or very clearly printed order form, to:

AHSOW Ear-rangement #1
c/o Mark Hotchkiss
110 S. Martin Street
Little Rock, AR 72205-5732, USA

---
Toban Dvoretzky, Pres.
Ancient Harmonious Society of Woodshedders, Inc.
http://www.ahsow.org



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