"Marlon Brando" <squeapler@y...> wrote:
yeah, you nailed it pretty much! those knee-length kind. with a polo
shirt and sunglasses. in short, exactly the kind of dude you'd expect
to go AAAAGGHHGHHHHG Loud Rock n' Roll! Hide the Children! Quick,
Crank up the Lite Jazz!!
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you forgot the black socks!

I would think he'd be more of a Hootie or Barenaked Ladies kinda guy.
Or, contemporary christian.

JP should carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce and a carving knife so he
can threaten to eat his children if he doesn't get off the fucking stage.