Honky Tonk Christmas by John Hartford

Christmas time is here again
so set me up a beer my friend
Let's have a Honky Tonk Christmas
Time of the year when I can't lose
mistletoe Santa Claus, Jingle Bell blues,
Having me a Honky Tonk Christmas

Drinking Beer and passing time
counting the bubble's on the Micholob sign
and having me a Honky Tonk Christmas
Drink my beer n' act like a fool
Tell a few jokes and shot a little pool
Having me a Honky Tonk Christmas.

Chorus:
Honky Tonk Christmas and a happy new year
Season's greeting Full of (hiccup) holiday cheer
The wifes got the kids and I got my beer
I'm having me a Honky Tonk Christmas

It's the night before Christmas
and it's almost over
it's quarter to 12 and I'm still too sober
I'm wishing me a Honky Tonk Christmas
some Ol'fella in a Santa Claus Suit
sleeping it off in a telephone booth
hes having him a
Honky Tonk Christmas.


Chorus:
Honky Tonk Christmas and a happy new year
Season's greeting Full of (hiccup) holiday cheer
The wifes got the kids and I got my beer
I'm having me a Honky Tonk Christmas
Yes, I'm having me a Honky Tonk Christmas