There’s a new condition sweeping across the nation, maybe this has
happened to you. You’re walking down the street with your headphones
on listening to the same old tired music when suddenly, your knees
buckle and your arms go limp the only power you can muster is to move
your finger and roll the wheel till LEVY starts playing. In the
blink of an eye, your knees gain their bendiness back and you even
find a new spring in your step.

Yes, it’s true and it’s called LEVY Compulsion Disorder, more
commonly known as LCD.

There’s no cure for LCD, but there’s hope. In order to maintain
functionality, you should go see LEVY as often as possible, and
studies have shown that the only side effect you get from a show is
an increased sense of belief that good exists.

This week you have two chances to abate your craving:

LEVY
Arlene’s Grocery
Wednesday 14 Sept 05
Stanton btwn ludlow and orchard
$7
LEVY plays at 9, show begins at 7—GET THERE EARLY, part of CMJ so
tickets for us common folk are limited

LEVY
Pianos
Late night Thursday the 15th
Ludlow btwn stanton and rivington
$5
LEVY at 245 show starts at 1 am

If you are unable to make these shows, don’t panic. You can download
the full length Rotten Love album on iTunes or you can order the CD
at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com and soothe your LEVY itch any
time you want.

It’s not legally required that you tell your partners you have LCD,
but it’s nice to tell them. Plus, they’ll totally figure it out soon
enough when they catch it too.

Share your own living with LCD stories at www.LEVYtheband.com