The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 23, 2004
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Attached pic is of Jeffie getting beaten by Lance...

** Recap from FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: No Shoebox as he is still recovering from his
last appearance on MO, (or, err, perhaps, because he was performing
somewhere). That electronic musical keyboard started playing Wham's "Wake Me
UP Before You Go Go" (it seems to do that a lot), and Jeffie arrived
claiming that as his intro music. He excitedly informed us that he now
finally has learned to use the internet and thus now has an e-mail address
(jeff@...) and a place on Myspace (www.MySpace.com). He claimed
that this would make him an even bigger star than he already is (star in his
own mind anyway if in no one else's). :) Most of the rest of the show
consisted of brawls between Jeffie and Lance, as they evidently have not
learned how to share and/or take turns like good children, they kept
fighting over the keyboard... Jeffie would do his idea of playing good music
on it (pretty much just random playing that sounded like what a child might
do - an untalented child), and, Lance would grab it away from him... Lance
played what he called blast beats, which also sounded a lot like machine gun
fire... Jeffie and Lance kept grabbing the keyboard away from each other,
trying to hit each other with it, and brawling for control of it. Lance
thought he had put Jeffie out a couple times, but this Jeffie is quite
resilient and durable, so he kept coming back...

On The Last Exit: The Yeti (Ian), The Enforcer (Harold), Just Joe, and The
Penguin were all there. So was Gorgar who was back after being gone for a
week. First, after some bizarre country song titles were read, on of which
was "If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd blow It All On You", Ian tried to
put a nickel up his nose. After apparently succeeding at that, he then moved
on to a quarter, which he reported was much harder to do. Then it was
decided that there should be a test run, err, I mean, walk of Take Your
Pants For A walk Day... So, Just Joe and Ian got in the giant pants and
along with The Penguin and The Enforcer (who were not in the pants, but
accompanied them) went out for a trial walk. When they returned, they
reported on their adventure... Just Joe went down a slide in the giant
pants, and they got a couple of skater chicks to skateboard together in the
pants. Then Just Joe was told that they had a surprise for him which he was
really going to like... They were finally going to play what he had been
lobbying for so long... Just Joe was really happy at first, but as the music
played, he broke into it complaining loudly and saying that he hated all of
them. Evidently he did not appreciate all of the hard work that went into
finding Alf's music. He claimed that that was not what he had asked for and
that they knew that. They "played" dumb and said they had no idea what he
was talking about. However, he then claimed that he had moved on from Elf,
and is now lobbying to get Triumph played. He was told in no uncertain terms
"NO!". And we were told about the new poll on the web site, which everyone
should go to and vote on, on what you like best about the show. So, an
amusing show as always...

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This weekend, well, tune in and find out what will be happening... And new
Best of DVD, Vol 6, is nearing completion.

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: July 18, 2004
(R) = Requested

Fields of the Nephilim "Dead to the World / From the Fire / Thirst"
Motorhead "Terminal Show"
Ignitor "The Last King Tiger"
Imp "Successors" (R)
Ayreon "Loser"
Ancient "Night Visit"
Dark at Dawn "The Voice of the Gods"
Manticora "Cantos"
Nightwish "Wish I Had an Angel"
Dark Moor "Eternity"
Nocturne "It Burns"
Tony Goldmark "Another Great Idea with Bill and Bob"
Commit Suicide "Last of Life"
Kittie "Red Flag" (R)
Megadeth "Die Dead Enough"
Only Crime "Tenebrae"
Leatherwolf "Leatherwolf"
Heathen "Mercy is No Virtue"
Motorhead "Smiling Like a Killer"
Death Angel "Word to the Wise"
Ministry "Wrong"
Divinity Destroyed "Sweet Heresy"
Bully "EZ Pawn" (R)
Starwood "What's Your Damage"
Tvangeste "Godless Freedom" (R)
Haggard "A Fullmoon Procession"
Haunted by Angels "No Turning Back"
ALF Theme Song
Dream Evil "Into the Moonlight"
Psyopus "The Long Road to the Fourth Dimension"
Celtic Frost "Ground"
Imp "Onslaught" (R)
Ice Water Mansion "Midnight Confessions"
Crowpath "Like Flies to Flames"
Freedom Call "Rise Up - Live"
Nocturne "Happy"
Pica Fierce "The Weight of Condemnation"
Sudden Death "Dead Rappers"
Susperia "Mind Apart"
Vicious Rumors "R.L.H."
Trouble "Window Pain"
Axel Rudi Pell "Strong as a Rock"
Code Black "Scream When You Burn"
Motorhead "In the Black"
The Old Dead Tree "Somewhere Else"
Destruction "My Sharona"
The Dave Brockie Experience "Masturbate"
The Dead Kennedy's "California Uber Alles"
Tystnaden "The Canvas"
Static-X "Burning Inside"
Incapacity "Shadows of the Watcher"
Nightwish "Nemo" (R)
Fields of the Nephilim "Darkcell AD"
Sonata Arctica "Dream Theives"
The Gathering "Amity (RadioMix)"
Ulver "A Memorable Fancy"
Vintersorg "Fengad Utav Nordens Sjdl"
The Mediæval Bæbes "I Am Eve"
Atrocity "Cold Black Days"
Tuatha de Danann "Some Tunes to Fly"
Aversion "Fit To Be Tied"
Wuthering Heights "Highland Winds"
Trail of Tears "Swallowed Tears"
Theatres Des Vampires "Lady in Black"
Seraphim Shock "Welcome to Heaven"
Withering Surface "Farewell"
Rage "Paint It Black"
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SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, July 24: The Witching, The Trouble with Val, and The Syndicate
Cenzo at The Haunt, Ithaca (7pm – Early Show)

Sat, July 24: Snake Oil and Pitch Black at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sat, July 24: Arsis, Timur Lenk, and Black Labeled at Castaways, Ithaca

Sat, July 24: Backstreet Law, From These Ashes, Agont Hill, Brainbell
Janglers, Simon Sez, Going Nowhere, and Memory Fade at SUMMERFEST 2004, The
Old Country Barn, Just off Rt.49 in Knoxville, PA (Gates open 1PM - All Ages
Admitted
Tickets $12 advance / $15 day of show
Campsites Available Day Of Show for $7
For more info visit Backstreetlaw.com)

Tues, July 27: WZZO 95.1 radio presents "Bike Nite" w/ the PushRods and TBA
@ Banana Joe's, Allentown, PA 7 - 10PM NO COVER

Fri, July 30: Feinstein and Nasty Habit at The Haunt, Ithaca

Friday, July 30, 7pm
A Call To Arms (Dryden hardcore, http://acalltoarms.r8.org), Methal Orange
(Baltimore choatic hardcore/punk, http://www.methalorange.com), Spitting
Cobra (Detroit loud fast tech punk), more TBA.
See Spot Community Artspace, 108 The Commons. 277-7560. $5.

Sat, July 31: "Blood Fest" featuring: the PushRods, Plan-607, Caustic,
Headtap, Malice in Underland, Life Syphon, Idol Hands, Subpar Brakers,
Models, and Church Destroyer at The Deerfield Fish and Game Club, Deerfield
NY - 1 PM no cover

Sat, July 31: Atomic Bitchwax at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Sat, July 31: Cell Dweller at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sun, Aug 1: Worm Quartet at the Wescott Community Center, Syracuse
Camp Good Days and Special Times Benefit show
( http://www.campgooddays.com )

Tues, Aug 3: Boiler, Downset, and Murphy’s Law at The Haunt, Ithaca

Wed, Aug 4: Fear Factory, Mastodon, Walls of Jericho, and Sworn Enemy at The
Water Street Music Hall, Rochester

Wed, Aug 4: Machinehead, Chimaira, 3 inches of Blood, and Trivum at the
Penny Arcade, Rochester

Fri, Aug 6: Highland Drive and Torsos from Space at The Steel Music Hall,
Rochester

Sat, Aug 7: The Pushrods and Plan 607 at Albies Utica (18+ 9 PM)

Sat, Aug 7: Withered Earth (Last Show Ever) at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Sat, Aug 14: The PushRods and Plan-607 at The Half Penny Pub, Fayette
street, Syracuse - 9 PM No Cover

Thurs, Aug 19: Shadows Fall, As I Lay Dying, Remembering Never, and Himsa at
The Lost, Syracuse (6:30 pm. $12. 16+ w/ ID)

Fri, Aug 20: ONE (One Night Only Reunion) at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sat, Aug 21: The PushRods, Plan-607, and Pop Shop at Banana Joe's,
Allentown, PA

Fri, Aug 27: Slayer, Slipknot, Hatebreed, and God Forbid at Darien Lakes

Sat, Aug 28: The PushRods, Plan-607 & other bands TBA at Sweets On The Beach
(Main street Sylvan Beach ,NY)

Fri, Sept 10: Crisis, Soulfly, Ill Nino, and 12 Tribes at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester
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+-------------- Bizarre Country Song Titles ---------------+

Do You Love As Good As You Look?

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-
bye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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------------ It's Snot Something I Want To Buy -------------

LONDON - Here's a hobby for you. A London artist has spent
two years collecting mucus from his nose to develop a ball
of snot that he has displayed at four separate art exhibi-
tions. James Robert Ford's "Bogey Ball" is currently
resting in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he
is ready to part with his prized possession. Ford is seeking
an art collector to buy it from him - to the tune of about
$20,000. He explains the cost is so high because each booger
is a part of his body and it is not possible for anyone to
replicate. In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all
the different places I have been and people I've met." If
you break it down, the cost is about $18 per piece of mucus.
Ford has found parting with his mucus ball is a little
bittersweet. "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time
it's hard not to have any money," he says.
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+-------------------- Bizarre Factoids --------------------+

"Wanted: Young, skinny, wiry fellows not over 18. Must be
excellent riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans
preferred. Wages are $25.00 a week." This is a mid 1800's
help wanted sign for the Pony Express.

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting
on when patients would die.

In 1980 the yellow pages listed a funeral Home under "frozen
foods".

It would take half the people in the United States between
the ages of 18 and 45 to run the nation's telephone system
if it were not computerized.

In 1944, Fidel Castro was voted Cuba's best schoolboy athlete.
A lefthanded pitcher, Castro was later given a tryout by the
Washington Senators but was turned down by the baseball club.

There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of
these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in
rats.
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* More Things to Worry About: (1) Police Sgt. Randall C. Hoover
of Muhlenberg Township, Pa., filed a federal lawsuit in April
accusing the police department and the police union of civil rights
violations because members allegedly teased him for his pituitary-
gland tumor that caused him to grow lactating breasts. (2) Nurse
Jackie Tvedt held on to her state license even though she was fired
in January from a nursing home in Newton, Iowa, for allegedly
providing a reduced level of care to those patients whom God had
told her that He would take care of.
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From The Onion

CHILD VERY SORRY FOR SLAPPING TEDDY BEAR

CARY, NC—Arthur Hollis, 8, delivered a heartfelt apology to his favorite,
most-special teddy bear, Raymond, after slapping him across the face and
knocking him off the bed Monday. "I don't know why I do it, Raymond," Hollis
said to the stuffed bear as he cradled it in his arms. "I'm very sorry. I'll
never do it again, I promise." Hollis' father Daniel reported that his son
has a history of domestic toy violence, harassment of the family cats, and
wild outbursts after consuming too many gummi bears.
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