The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 30, 2004
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
89.7FM and Online - Hobart College, Geneva, NY
Metallic Onslaught Web Page - http://devoted.to/onslaught
WEOS Web Page - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost
Every Saturday Night at Midnight till 6am Sunday Morning - Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM and Online - Ithaca, NY
The Last Exit for the Lost direct page: http://www.TheLastExit.org
WVBR Web Page: http://WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...

Chat Room during The Last Exit:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
_________________________________________________
If you want to be removed from this list, please just reply and let us know.
And feel free to pass this on to anyone who may find it interesting.

BANDS AND LABELS! IF YOU WANT YOUR NEWS OR SHOW DATES INCLUDED HERE - SEND
THEM ALONG!!!
_________________________________________________

I may be discontinuing the weekly version of this list and instead posting
the recaps, playlists, and concert listing each week on the website. This
takes a lot of time to do, and I really don't know if many of you bother to
read very much of it. If I am wrong, well, e-mail me and let me know. This
will then just be used for special announcements...

** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Shoebox, no. The electronic musical keyboard
began playing "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go", and Jeffie arrived. Jeffie
thought Lance was acting strangely (as if he should talk about anyone else
acting strange!), so he decided that giving Lance a message would help.
Lance apparently did not enjoy Jeffie's attempt to give him the message, for
some reason, and they got into a brawl. Next, after Jeffie had read the show
listings, he decided that he would be all metal and cool and set them on
fire. However, he accidentally set himself on fire as well. All present
thought this was awesome (except Jeffie) and were hoping that this would
finally cause his demise. As he asked them for help, they were giving him
helpful instructions like telling him to run (which, just in case anyone
doesn't know, :p is exactly what you should not do if you are on fire. Not,
that is, if you want to live. Sorry, just thought I should put that in to
cover myself, after all, with all the ridiculous lawsuits, and stupid
people, you can't be too careful. So, remember, kids, that's not proper fire
safety procedure!).. :) However, Rick wasn't thinking, and told Jeffie he
should give himself a swirly. On this advice, Jeffie dunked himself in the
toilet, which put out the fire. They were annoyed with Rick for telling
Jeffie how to save himself. But soon after this, Jeffie began eating a piece
of doughnut, and choked on it. He turned red, then purple, and then passed
out. Lance reported that he was dead. They asked if he was sure. Lance began
kicking and beating on Jeffie. Absolutely no response. Lance said he was
sure Jeffie was dead. They played Jeffie's death them song, and rejoyced..
However, when they came back for the next talk break, Jeffie was very much
alive. They were upset with Lance for getting their hopes up. He said that
Jeffie had been dead, and he had no idea why he wasn't now. Jeffie had not
much memory of the incident. There was a lot of playing on the keyboard.
Lance and Jeffie got into some more fights. Lance set Jeffie's shirt on
fire. Since he had learned from Rick what to do, Jeffie ran into the
bathroom, took off the shirt, and threw it in the toilet. He then emerged
half naked of course. They tried to convince him that he was dead, and that
he should go into the light and that all the other Jeffie's would be there
waiting for him.. Jeffie was skepticle at first, and didn't think that he
was dead, but, finally he went looking for the light. They thought they had
gotten rid of him, but he was back shortly, saying that he couldn't find the
light.. Now, Lance did something that in light of what had happened earlier,
doesn't too bright. He had set Jeffie's shirt on fire, and, thus, Jeffie was
now half naked... So, what does Lance do now? You guessed it! He set his
pants on fire. Jeffie ran in the bathroom, took his pants off, and threw
them in the toilet which he said was getting full. He then came out
completely naked and rejoined Lance. Lance let out a tremendous scream and
disappeared to Jeffie's bewilderment. They asked what had happened to Lance,
and Jeffie said that he didn't know..Then he said that he thought Lance had
gone into the light...

On The Last Exit: Just Joe didn't get there until 2 a.m.. But, when asked
where he had been, he was very vague, and never gave an answer. He seemed
quite sleepy and subdued for him, and apparently only had one eye.. Gorgar
was also there. The show was kind of quiet and calm, which is also nice...
And, remember, you all should go to the web site, www.thelastexit.org and
vote in the poll telling what you like best about the show...
_______________________________________________

Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: July 25, 2004
(R) = Requested

Background: Craig Padilla "Vostok"

Divinity Destroyed "Void"
The Nefilim "Penetration"
Abaddon "De Occulta Philosophia"
Vanitas "Re: Inkarnation"
Laibach "B Mashina"
Motorhead "In the Name of Tragedy"
Manticora "Filaments of Armageddon"
Haggard "The Final Victory"
Elegeion "Silence / Through the Eyes of Regret" (R)
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Dead Souls" (R)
Disillusion "Alone I Stand in Fires" (R)
Chastain "Souls the Sun"
Nocturne "Dissolute"
Nightwish "Nemo"
Persephone "Immersion"
Todesbonden "Stormbringer"
Otep "Hooks and Splinters"
Scarve "An Emptier Void"
Crappy the Clown and Shoebox "Crappy's Ho Down - Acoustic"
The Pushrods "Tie Me Up - Acoustic"
Transcending Bizarre "A New Saturn!"
Walls of Jericho "Jaded"
Fear Factory "Cyberwaste"
Celtic Frost "Ground"
inRed "My Name in Lights"
Megadeth "Kick the Chair"
12 Tribes "Godshaped War"
Crisis "Nomad"
Soulfly "Prophecy "
Terror "Keep Your Mouth Shut"
Feinstein "Rule the World"
Funerarium "Les Noces Chimiques"
Dope Stars Inc. "Self Destructive Corp"
Malevolent Creation "Merciless"
Imp "Onslaught" (R)
Insomnium "Closing Words"
ONE "Heaven Disease" (R)
Dillenger Escape Plan "We Are the Storm"
Orphanage "Weakness of Flesh"
Only Crime "R.J.R."
Axel Rudi Pell "Flyin' High"
Incapacity "A Plague of their Own"
Dream Evil "The Book of Heavy Metal (March of the Metalliuns)"
MindGrinder "Starspawned Vision"
Ninnuam "Dark Visions"
Kittie "Looks So Pretty"
Napalm Death "Rise Above" (R)
Napalm Death "Mass Appeal Madness"
The Great Deceiver "The Heel of The Throat of the Young"
Cast Aside "To the End"
My Fate "I Am the Ocean"
Divinity Destroyed "Forsaken"
Hatesphere "Last Cut, Last Head"
The Power and the Glory "Fknthndr"
Todesbonden "Sun and Venus"
River Chicken "Dum" (R)
Susperia "Beast by Design"
Pathian "Waterfalls"
Samael "From Malkuth to Kether"
Ataraxia "Filava Melis"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Paranoid"
Primordial "Journey's End"
Current 93 "A Sadness Song"
Darkwell "Armageddon"
Cannibal Corpse "Necropedophile / Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt" (R)
Bloodstar "World is Dead"
Fields of the Nephilim "Sumerland (What Dreams May Come) / Wail of Sumer /
And There Will Your Heart Be Also"
________________________________________

SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, July 31: "Blood Fest" featuring: the PushRods, Plan-607, Caustic,
Headtap, Malice in Underland, Life Syphon, Idol Hands, Subpar Brakers,
Models, and Church Destroyer at The Deerfield Fish and Game Club, Deerfield
NY - 1 PM no cover

Sat, July 31: Atomic Bitchwax at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Sat, July 31: Cell Dweller at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sun, Aug 1: Worm Quartet at the Wescott Community Center, Syracuse
Camp Good Days and Special Times Benefit show
( http://www.campgooddays.com )

Tues, Aug 3: Boiler, Downset, and Murphy's Law at The Haunt, Ithaca

Wed, Aug 4: Fear Factory, Mastodon, Walls of Jericho, and Sworn Enemy at The
Water Street Music Hall, Rochester

Fri, Aug 6: Highland Drive and Torsos from Space at The Steel Music Hall,
Rochester

Sat, Aug 7: The Pushrods and Plan 607 at Albies Utica (18+ 9 PM)

Sat, Aug 7: Withered Earth (Last Show Ever) at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Sat, Aug 14: The PushRods and Plan-607 at The Half Penny Pub, Fayette
street, Syracuse - 9 PM No Cover

Thurs, Aug 19: Shadows Fall, As I Lay Dying, Remembering Never, and Himsa at
The Lost, Syracuse (6:30 pm. $12. 16+ w/ ID)

Fri, Aug 20: ONE (One Night Only Reunion) at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sat, Aug 21: The PushRods, Plan-607, and Pop Shop at Banana Joe's,
Allentown, PA

Fri, Aug 27: Slayer, Slipknot, Hatebreed, and God Forbid at Darien Lakes

Sat, Aug 28: The PushRods, Plan-607 & other bands TBA at Sweets On The Beach
(Main street Sylvan Beach ,NY)

Fri, Sept 10: Crisis, Soulfly, Ill Nino, and 12 Tribes at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Wed, Sept 15: Killswitch Engage, 18 Visions, From Autumn to Ashes, and 36
Crazyfists at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Sat, Sept 25: Monster Magnet at The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
_____________________________________________________

-------------- It's Nacho Cheese, It's Mine ----------------

MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A naked man covered in nacho cheese sauce
was arrested fleeing from a swimming pool snack bar with a
box of chips, the Maryville (Tenn.) News reported. Michael
Monn spent his 23rd birthday in jail Sunday, charged with
burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less
than $500 and public intoxication. Police say Monn
apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence early Sunday and was
arrested while running toward a Jeep where they found his
clothing and an open bottle of vodka. Monn, who also was
cited for indecent exposure, was being in the Blount County
Jail in lieu of $9,300 bond pending an Aug. 3 court date.
About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were taken from the
snack bar.
____________________________________________________

------------ Clark Kent Would Be Disappointed --------------

ANN ARBOR - A man wearing a red spandex Superman costume
attacked a group of motorists in Ann Arbor Sunday morning.
When the men parked their car to talk to some friends out-
side a home, Superman leaped out from behind some bushes
and into the vehicle. "I guess this young man jumped in the
back seat of the victim's vehicle and just started hitting
him and when the victim attempted to call using his cell
phone, (Superman) grabbed the cell phone and he stomped on
it," said Sgt. Angella Abrams, of the Ann Arbor Police
Department. When the victims got out of the car, people
from the house party came toward the car, and a large street
fight broke out. Officers spotted the costumed man in the
crowd and arrested him. "He was in costume, and it was a
pretty terrible Superman costume at that," said Mark
Majewski, who witnessed the incident. Police do not know the
motive for the attack.
_____________________________________________________

---------- Guess He Didn't Learn The First Time ------------

APPLETON, Wis. - A man in a wheelchair got a little too
close to a passing train and was injured when the gas tank
on the train engine clipped his wheelchair. The reason he
was that close? He was busy making obscene gestures at the
crew of the passing train. And it seems this is not an
unusual occurrence. Leland Laird told police he sometimes
"flips off" the trains because he is upset by their loud
horns. Engineers and conductors even think of him as a
regular. "He lives right near the intersection. That's his
way of addressing the loud horns blowing," Lt. Pat
Matuszewski said. Laird was treated at Appleton Medical
Center for an abrasion to his left arm. Laird told officers
he has been wheelchair-bound since 1989 when a car he was
driving was struck by a train. You'd think that would be
enough to keep him away from the tracks...
__________________________________________________

This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
sending it to Aethyric Productions, Po Box 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224.

And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

Some parts of this email were cleaned by emailStripper, available for free
from http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm
Some Quotes from Ruminations (ruminations-subscribe@...)

Some stories taken from News of the Weird (www.NewsoftheWeird.com) and
Bizarre News (www.bizarrenews.com). Go to their sites to subscribe to their
weekly e-mails filled with such real news stories... Other stories from
http://www.ananova.com. Also, some parody stories have come from
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/, http://theonion.com/, and
http://www.infernalcombustion.com/. Other sources noted where applicable...