The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 6, 2004
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
http://devoted.to/onslaught - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...

Chat Room during The Last Exit:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
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Attached pic is of The Metallic Onslaught gang...

Now last week I said if I didn't hear back from a bunch of you who ACTUALLY
read this and thus make it worth doing I was going to discontinue it. I
didn't hear back from really enough of you, but those I did were rather
emphatic about liking receiving this every week, so for now, I will
continue. I would appreciate additional feedback however...

** Show Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Shoebox... No, of course not... There was another
one of those "guest" appearances of someone claiming to be from Metallica...
Jeffie's current intro music ("Wake Me Up Before You Go Go") played on the
electronic keyboard and he arrived. Lance kept doing impressions of metal
musicians and wrestlers (Triple H for example)... Jeffie was confused by
this. He said something was wrong with Lance and that he was acting strange
again. The rest of the show consisted of many brawls and beat downs between
Jeffie and everyone else. Jeffie kept hugging Joe, which kept leading to Joe
attacking Jeffie with Rick sometimes helping Joe. At the end of the show,
Jeffie and Joe got into one final brawl. When Joe had Jeffie down Rick told
Joe that he should give Jeffie a golden Shower. Joe took the suggestion. And
then Jeffie apparently according to the play by play and running commentary
of the action, grabbed Joe's um, well, what the golden shower would've
issued forth from :) Jeffie denied that any of it happened. It was quite an
active night. Lance had reappeared and seemed to have recovered from his
trauma caused by seeing Jeffie naked the week before...

On The Last Exit: David from the band Lotus Project was back as co-host
after several weeks absence. Just Joe was not there and nobody knew where he
was. They concluded that he was dead, or at least for that week as Just Joe
never stays dead for long no matter how hard they try or how creative they
are in their efforts to kill him. Or perhaps he did something stupid enough
to get him arrested again. And don't forget, everyone who hasn't done so
already should go to the web site, www.thelastexit.org and vote in the poll
asking what you like best about the show...

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Ok, check it out, new Best of DVD is DONE! Volume 6. AND, I have created a
trailer for it that you can view on the website. Go look, it's neat. It's
in the free stuff section of the website. As for this week's shows.

On The Metallic Onslaught, SHOEBOX WILL BE THERE. Or he won't. One of
those is true. Listen and find out which one. Maybe Jeffie will hug
everyone again. Jeffie wants me to remind everyone that he is on
MySpace.com under the e-mail Jeff@.... You can also find the
groups for The Last Exit and now the NEW Metallic Onslaught group as well.

On The Last Exit, um, I think we will be doing the Take Your Pants for a
Walk event. We will see. I saw Just Joe today, he said he is not dead.
David, however, being as bad of a cohost as Shoebox will NOT be there as he
will, yes, be back in New Jersey. Most people can't get out, he can't stay
away...
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-- NEWS --

CHIMAIRA
drummer Richard Evensand (Soilwork) has been replaced by Kevin Talley
(Misery Index, Dying Fetus)

MISERY INDEX
Adam Jarvis (All Will Fall) has replaced Kevin Talley

QUEENSRŸCHE
the band will be performing ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ in its entirety on the
upcoming Fall/Winter tour – in addition, Queensrÿche plans to debut a
portion of the music from the upcoming sequel studio album tentatively
titled ‘Operation: Mindcrime II’

INTO ETERNITY
Pit Magazine assistant editor Adam Sagan has been added to the lineup as
touring drummer

HIGH ON FIRE
the band will be joined by bassist Joe Preston (Thrones, Melvins) for
their forthcoming U.S. tour –
Preston replaces long time bassist George Rice

BRICK BATH
the band has recently parted ways with bass player Pete Stone – Scott
(Rock) Rockstead has been recruited as permanent replacement

TNT
long time bassist Morty Black has parted ways with the band to pursue
other musical interests

FORLIS
Killjoy (Necrophagia, Enoch) has joined the band and will handle vocals
and lyrics from now on

DARKTHRONE
Nocturno Culto and Fenriz have launched a new label called Tyrant
Syndicate Productions in cooperation with Peaceville Records – much of the
daily operations will fall to Nocturno Culto and the releases will go
through Peaceville – the first signing is Oslo’s Aura Noir

LACUNA COIL
after 92 weeks, ‘Comalies’ cracked the Billboard 200 landing at #194

NEW SIGNINGS
Roadrunner Records: Nightwish
Candlelight Records: Crowbar
Metal Blade Records: Winter Solstice
Crash Music: Valume Nob
Abacus Recordings: Caliban
Prosthetic Records: Invocation Of Nehek
Retribute Records: The Shattering
Neoblast Records: Vicious Circle
Vortex Motions: Spirit Disease
Retribute Records: The Shattering
Sorbus Productions: Kaihoro
Earache Records: Adema, Mistress
Nuclear Blast Records: Stormwitch, Communic
Karmageddon Media: Glittertind, Adimiron
The End Records: Novembers Doom, Second Sky, Unexpect

-- HELP WANTED --

DRUMMER wanted - Kings'-Evil seeks powerful drummer with thrashing touch –
contact: kingsevil60@...

DRUMMER wanted - Scar Culture seeks drummer - band will record sophomore
album this year and follow up with tour - must be reliable, dedicated,
experienced - double bass and immaculate time a must - 18-35 – contact:
scarculture718@...

DRUMMER wanted - DC/Maryland/VA female fronted atmospheric metal band with
medieval, Celtic influences and classical violins seeks drummer - already
receiving radio play and getting reviews, just need a drummer to record
full length and play live shows – contact: band@...

GUITARIST & DRUMMER wanted - death metal band in San Diego seeks pro
players to complete the line up and get the ball rolling again - we got a
sound going now but want to expand and modernize – contact:
sanitysvoid@...

BASSIST & DRUMMER wanted - The Broderick seeks dedicated full time bassist
and drummer – influences: The Red Chord, Killwhitneydead, Premonitions of
War, Clutch, Origin, Terror, All Shall Perish, Deicide, Pig Destroyer,
Unearth, All Out War, Slayer - located around Chicago - shows booked and
lots of connections – contact: Metallust1@...

DRUMMER available - seeking death/black metal band- need two guitarists,
bassist & vocalist – must be 100% serious about playing music, have good
equipment & at least 5 yrs experience - must be willing to travel a lot
for shows – contact: Swalesd84@...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 1, 2004
(R) = Requested

Background: Christopher Franke "Klemania"

The Nefilim "Pazuzu (Black Rain)"
Cryptic Wintermoon "When Daylight Dies"
Nocturne "Whore"
Nightwish "Nemo"
Deathstars "New Dead Nation"
inRed "Ressurect to Die"
Dope Stars Inc. "10, 000 Watts of Artificial Pleasures"
Abaddon "Ambrosi de Mysteriis"
Imp "Onslaught" (R)
Iron Maiden "The Evil That Men Do"
Crimson Glory "Eternal World' (R)
Judas Priest "Invader"
Helloween "March of Time"
Alice Cooper "Gimme - Live" (R)
Megadeth "Good Mourning/Black Friday" (R)
Megadeth "Kick the Chair"
King Diamond "A Mansion in Darkness" (R)
Queensryche "Breaking the Silence"
Lotus Project "Storm" (R)
Crystal Eyes "Child of Rock"
Worm Quartet "Eat Here and Die"
Hatework "Devil Eye"
Shatner "Common People"
The Great Deceiver "We - The Dead"
Todesboden "March of The Cicadas"
Vanitas "Relatives Freisen"
Worm Quartet "Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler" (R)
Invocator "Through the Flesh to the Soul"
My Fate "Detoxify"
Lethargy "Thread"
Sulaco "Patience Worn Thin"
Laibach "W.A.T."
Self Made Hate "Even in Hell / Survive"
NeverAfter "For Fun"
Chastain "Souls The Sun"
Metalium "Astral Avatar / Warrior"
Bruce Dickinson "The Zoo"
Anthropile "Ambulitory Meat Plants"
Atrocity "Omen"
Golem "Tomb"
Code Black "Nothing Left"
The Ramones "Pet Semetary - Live" (R)
Bad Religion "American Jesus" (R)
The Dead Kennedy's "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" (R)
Napalm Death "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" (R)
Plan 607 "Everybody"
The Pushrods "Old People R a Pain in the Ass"
The Plankboys "Better Off Dead"
Divinity Destroyed "Void" (R)
Fozzy "To Kill A Stranger"
Nocturnal Rites "End Of Days"
Carnal Forge "Final Hour In Hell"
All Else Failed "Simple Solution"
Still Remains "Six and One"
Begin the End "Part of the God Unforgiving"
Beyond the Embrace "Mourning in Magenta"
VoiVod "Erosion"
Skepticism "The Process of Farmakon"
In the Woods "299,796 km/s"
Elvenking "Seasonspeak"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "There was a Country by the Sea"
Tiamat "Too Far Gone"
Rhapsody "The Wizard's Last Rhymes"
Samson "Communion"
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SHOW LISTINGS

Tues, Aug 10: Kevin Dubrow, Jani Lane, Adler’s Appetite, and Bang Tango at
Rock and Roll Heaven, Buffalo

Thurs, Aug 12: Vince Neil at Rock and Roll Heaven, Buffalo

Fri, Aug 13: Go-Man-Go Productions presents The PushRods and Plan-607 at
Nothin' Fancy, Vernon

Sat, Aug 14: The PushRods and Plan-607 at The Half Penny Pub, Fayette
street, Syracuse - 9 PM No Cover

Sat, Aug 14: Nikstock II (Featuring King Snyder) at the Leisure Livin
Campground & Resort,
Nichols (Lounsbury), NY

Thurs, Aug 19: Shadows Fall, As I Lay Dying, Remembering Never, and Himsa at
The Lost, Syracuse (6:30 pm. $12. 16+ w/ ID)

Fri, Aug 20: ONE / Diamond Tyr (One Night Only Reunion) at The Penny Arcade,
Rochester

Sat, Aug 21: Jagermeister's Deja Zoo Tour featuring Dog Fashion Disco, King
Snyder, Tub Ring, and Bad Acid Trip at The Haunt, Ithaca

Sat, Aug 21: Twisted Sister at The Buffalo Bike Blast (Free Show)

Sat, Aug 21: The PushRods, Plan-607, and Pop Shop at Banana Joe's,
Allentown, PA

Sun, Aug 22: The Overground Festival at The Country Pines Inn, 1660 Union
Center Maine Hwy Endicott, NY (With King Snyder, Breaking Benjamin, & more)

Fri, Aug 27: Slayer, Slipknot, Hatebreed, and God Forbid at Darien Lakes

Sat, Aug 28: The PushRods, Plan-607 & other bands TBA at Sweets On The Beach
(Main street Sylvan Beach ,NY)

Sat, Aug 28: Native Invasion at Club Tundra (formerly The Lost Horizon),5863
Thompson Rd, Syracuse, NY (King Snyder, Brand New Sin, & more)

Fri, Sept 10: Crisis, Soulfly, Ill Nino, and 12 Tribes at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Wed, Sept 15: Killswitch Engage, 18 Visions, From Autumn to Ashes, and 36
Crazyfists at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Sat, Sept 18: River Chicken at The Continental, Buffalo

Fri, Sept 24: Bully and Clutch in Syracuse

Sat, Sept 25: Monster Magnet, Bongzilla, and Bully at The Steel Music Hall,
Rochester
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TOP STORIES

Victim claims satanic musician drank his blood
Carin Pettersson 23.04.04 12:07
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article216564.ece

28-year-old «Gaahl», the singer in the black metal band Gorgoroth, may
get as much as nine years if he is convicted in the abuse case which
starts next week. The victim claims «Gaahl» drank his blood.

The abuse of a man in his 40's took place at a desolate farm in Fjaler
in Sunnfjord in February of 2002.

The victim received cuts in his head, nose and mouth. In addition, his
teeth were damaged and he got a fracture in his nasal bone as a result
of the abuse.

According to VG, the victim explained during police questioning that
the abuse ended with a ritual act where «Gaahl» collected blood from
him and drank it.

The court case against the 28-year-old man will start in Sunnfjord's
county court next week. According to the Norwegian paper Bergens
Tidende, Christian Eckhoff, the man's lawyer, his client is going to
plea not guilty.

The 28-year-old has a record and been convicted previously, among
other things for unlawful wounding of a man from Høyanger.

Gorgoroth received media attention in February after getting into
trouble with Polish police after a performance in Polish television
where the band among other things used the image of a crucified woman,
50 sheep heads on spears and 100 litres of blood in the show.
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----------- Shoplifters Are - I Mean At - Large ------------

SOUTH AFRICA - Shopkeepers and supermarkets in the port city
of Durban have been terrorized in recent months by gangs of
oversized women shoplifters. The women target stores in the
city's business district and will create a "commotion" to
distract security while their partners in crime fill their
bags with goodies. "Size is a factor in that they use it to
intimidate the staff," Inspector Michael Read said, adding
that the women operated in gangs of between four and 10.
"The modus operandi is that some of them pick up a mock
fight or cause commotion while the others fill oversized bags
with clothes. Read also added that "several arrests have been
made but some of these women are still at large." Did he
really say that with a straight face?
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----------------- A 'Daring' Adventure ---------------------

SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. - It's hard to pass up a dare - especially
when it's a "triple-dog dare." That's why two men wandered
through a Wal-Mart store wearing only women's thong under-
wear and T-shirts. The pair, ages 35 and 36, had gone into
the store, purchased the undergarments, and went into a
bathroom to change. They walked through the store and out
to their car. Police caught the men as they sauntered
through the parking lot, and reviewed a surveillance tape
before arresting them for public indecency and disorderly
conduct. When police inquired as to why they were wearing
thong underwear, one of the men responded that a friend
"triple-dog dared" them. Authorities said they will not be
prosecuted.
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Penguin Sluts

* In 1996, Cambridge (England) University researcher Fiona
Hunter, who studied penguins' mating habits for five years,
reported that some females apparently allow male strangers to mate
with them in exchange for a few nest-building stones, thus
providing what Hunter believes is the first observed animal
prostitution. According to Dr. Hunter, all activity was done behind
the backs of the females' regular mates, and in a few instances,
after the sex act, johns gave the females additional stones as sort of
a tip. [BBC News, 2-26-98]
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* In 1999, a federal judge in Syracuse, N.Y., rejected another in a
series of lawsuits by Donald Drusky of East McKeesport, Pa., in
his 30-year battle against USX Corp. for ruining his life by firing
him in 1968. Furthermore, Drusky sued "God . . . the sovereign
ruler of the universe" for taking "no corrective action" against any
of Drusky's enemies and demanded that God compensate him with
professional guitar-playing skills and the resurrection of his
mother. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 3-15-99]
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Why They Go Postal

* Letter carrier Martha Cherry, 49, was fired by the Postal Service
in White Plains, N.Y., in 1997 after 18 years of apparently walking
her rounds too slowly. Wrote a supervisor, of the 5-foot-4 Cherry:
"At each stop, the heal of your leading foot did not pass the toe of
the trailing foot by more than one inch. As a result, you required
13 minutes longer than your demonstrated ability to deliver the
mail to this section of your route." [Gaston (N.C.) Gazette-AP, 9-
14-97]
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
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