The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 27, 2004
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Rather a quiet show for a change. Shoebox...
'nuff said (although, once again, congratulations go out to him for
appearing on national TV, VH1.. Big things really seem to have been in store
for the big mulleted man lately!) Jeffie was not there. Near the end of the
show The Demon Azkath made a special guest appearance on his way back from
attending the One / Diamond Tyr concert. He said that Jeffie had indeed been
there with him, and that he had just ditched him there without telling him
that he was leaving (evil Demon!) and so that he thought that Jeffie was
probably still there listening to whatever was going on there... However,
Jeffie may be getting a bit smarter than he's given credit for, because at
the next talk break, he arrived. Then again, maybe not, as the show was
ending and he seemed not to get that. They all praised his excellent timing
and told him that he needed to show up at exactly that time every week..
Jeffie still didn't get it as he thinks there is no show without him and it
only starts when he arrives. He offered to read a story and the show ceased
and the next programming started...But, who knows, maybe he stayed there and
went on reading stories and doing a show that unbeknownst to him was not
airing. That would be a very Jeffie thing to do...

On The Last Exit: David was once again there as co-host. Although, he is
much like Shoebox in his hosting duties as he has been absent often lately,
and, this time left rather early.. Although, perhaps that could be explained
as simply being smart because of Just Joe's behavior, more about which in a
moment. Ian The Yeti was also there, as was Gorgar.. Also there was
Stephanie aka Mynx who was there to promote the band Dope Stars Inc also
called DSI... And, as I mentioned above, Just Joe was indeed back as he had
promised / threatened he would be. He was asked about his claims that he had
become even more extreme... Hardcore even... He insisted that he was, and
had extreme theme music to prove it. Then Just Joe and David took the giant
pants out for a walk to finally celebrate Take Your Pants For A Walk Day a
few weeks late. When they returned they were asked to report on their
adventures. Apparently they got yelled at and told they should be ashamed of
themselves for exploiting drunks. Cool. Then Just Joe was told to prove his
claims of extremeness. Probably not the wisest thing to do. He defied David
proving that apparently David no longer has power over him, who knows if
this is permanent or not. Scary thought if no one can control him! JJ
started abusing David and David said he was leaving...Then JJ turned his
abuse on Ian. They fought. Azkath tossed both of them around. Just Joe's
newest strange possession to go along with Cuppy, his rubber lizard, his
little yellow chair, and his hat with a fish on it, was, on this night, a
little dinosaur. No, not Gorgar, although he is a dinosaur. No, this was a
little plastic dinosaur. Ian had become traumatized again and said he was
leaving as well. Just Joe said that Ian couldn't leave. He was going to take
Ian outside and either pee on him, or hose him down. Ian went into his own
little world and started playing with the dinosaur, which had been sitting
on one of the monitors, realizing that nothing good was ahead of him.
Azkath grabbed the little dinosaur (Oh, the thoughts that spring to mind
with that sentence! Supply your own joke here!) :) He then tossed it to Just
Joe, and this distracted him. He can be easily distracted as he is not too
bright, thus allowing Ian to escape. JJ was happy with his new toy, though.
Later Azkath told JJ that he had a surprise for him. He went outside to get
it. He came back, sneaked up on JJ while JJ was talking with Gorgar, and
clobbered him with a really big thick block of Styrofoam.. Then Azkath and
JJ had a long protracted brawl which Gorgar provided the play by play and
commentary for. It involved several weapons, the Styrofoam, a chair, a pin..
JJ took many brutal chair shots. Then they told JJ that he should climb
Stephanie/Mynx to prove his extremeness, as she had earlier said he could
not possibly be a threat to her or cling to her. That lead to yet another
long protracted brawl with many new weapons, JJ was once again the victim of
brutal shoe shots. Not a small wooden Penguin shoe this time, but
Stephanie's big black shoes. Stephanie's handcuffs were also used as a
weapon in the mix. They were hoping JJ would get locked into the cuffs, and
tried to trick him into that.. That never happened, but, JJ did get hit with
them. Then JJ brawled with everyone there. Despite everyone's best attempts
to kill Just Joe with many different objects, he stubbornly remained alive
although he took a hell of a beating as did everyone else. It was a very
violent and, well yes, extreme night...So, we will have to wait and see if
this new extreme JJ insists on persisting...

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Wanna check out more on DOPE STARS INC - www.dopestars.net. They are also
on MySpace, which is just turning into a far superior version of what
MP3.com used to be it seems. Out thanks to Mynx for coming out to play, and
she promised to return and take care of Just Joe at some point in the
future... This week, there will of couse be NO SHOEBOX at either show. I
know, shocking. Jeffie said something about making up for getting to The
Metallic Onslaught so late last week. No idea what that means. On The Last
Exit, we should have Way, the organizer of Muse Fest up this week to talk
about the fest (www.musefest.org) which happens September 3-5th with a whole
host of cool bands playing. Oh, yeah, and I believe it is free. River
Chicken (www.RiverChicken.com) may also be calling in for an interview, and
we may have the return of a co-host we haven't heard from in a while, we
will have to see...
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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 8/25/04

Greetings, you wonderfully adorable people! Got some
damned interesting news for ya:

SHOEBOX ON CBS EARLY SHOW TOMORROW MORNING NEWS
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I have no idea what time my segment's gonna be, but
I'm flying to NYC tonight and I'll be appearing
tomorrow morning on CBS's "The Early Show" to talk
about Pac-Man and how wonderous he is!

SHOEBOX ON VH-1 THIS THURSDAY NEWS
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YAAAAY!! I'M A SELLOUT!! The episode of "Totally
Obsessed" featuring me and my Pac-Man crap will be
world-premiering THIS THURSDAY (8/26) at 4:30 pm and
11:00 pm!! Will they make a mockery of me? Will
they bring shame and dishonor to my family for years?
Will they feature a live performance of "Pac-Man Is
Naked And So Should You?" I have no friggin' idea!
A description of the episode, as well as a picture
of a very sweaty Shoebox, can be found here:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/totally_obsessed/81619/episode.jhtml

Per VH-1's normal policy of airing things a million
damned times, this show will be airing a million
damned times. A schedule of all of the upcoming
"Totally Obsessed" airings is hereabouts:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/totally_obsessed/series_showtimes.jhtml

The site I created which is responsible for all of
this is here:
http://www.firstchurchofpacman.com

WORM QUARTET SHOW NEWS
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I'm returning to Ithaca and Syracuse in the near
future! YAAAAAY!!!!

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Monday, September 20th @ Castaways in Ithaca, NY

THE VIBRATORS
BLACK LABELED
WORM QUARTET
More TBA

$6, 9pm.

http://www.castawaysithaca.com for more info

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Saturday, October 9th @ the Half Penny Pub in
Syracuse, NY

THE LATE PROPHETS
THE PUSHRODS
UNDERGANG
CREEPJOINT
WORM QUARTET

More info coming soon!

PROCREATION AND HIATUS NEWS
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Due to the impending birth of my first child this
October, Worm Quartet will be on a touring hiatus
from October through the rest of the year. I hate
to use the word "hiatus," since I suspect this
mailing list has many Moxy Fruvous fans on it, but
trust me - I'll be back next year.

If anyone wants to book Worm Quartet somewhere
before October 15th, then dammit, let me know as
soon as ya can!

ODOR NEWS
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I smell like hair! Why the hell do I smell like
hair?

That's all I've got time to spew at ya right now,
dammit, I've still gotta pack for NYC! Thanks
as always for your support...hope you're all
licking butter off of random items!

Shaving minnows for Jesus,
-=ShoEboX=-

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-- NEWS --

PISSING RAZORS
Eddy Garcia and Rick Valles are officially playing with Ministry - Eddy
Garcia is playing bass and Rick is playing guitar - Pissing Razors will be
releasing a new album next year

HELMET
due to a broken collar bone injury sustained by band leader Page Hamilton
while mountain biking, the band has been forced to revise their tour dates
and will now launch their first tour in seven years in early October -
this news also affects the release date of ‘Size Matters’ which has been
moved to October 5 from its original September 14 release

CALLENISH CIRCLE
drummer Gavin Harte has returned to the fold

PLACE OF SKULLS
drummer Tim Tomaselli has left the group to pursue personal interests

FALCONER
bassist Magnus Linhardt has been added to the lineup

LUCUBRO
the band has decided to part ways - new projects are expected to rise from
the ashes

RETCH
the band has replaced the drum machine with drummer Brian Wishin
(Entorturement) and are hitting the studio this January to record a new
MCD

TRIVIUM
Jason Suecof (Capharnaum, Crotchduster) will be producing the band’s debut
album for Roadrunner Records

NEW SIGNINGS
Crash Music: Disgorge
Escapi: Eidolon

-- HELP WANTED --

BAND wanted - Paul Di'anno is looking for a new band for live work
throughout Europe - must be a twin guitar line-up and must live in Europe
and be able to
play both old and new style metal and rock, and must be great musicians
with no girlfriend problems - must have a good back-line, along with their
own back-line
transportation - must have much experience of live work
together along with proof of their previous live shows - no individual
musicians need apply as this is strictly a full band line-up that is
required - contact: Leajameshart@...

DRUMMER wanted – Lividity seeks drummer - based out of Peoria, IL. /
Champaign, IL – influences: Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Suffocation, Morbid
Angel, Obituary, Slayer, Napalm Death – must be experienced and dedicated
with double bass, blast beats, grind, and contributor to the writing
process - great personality, easy going, hard working, serious inquiries a
must - own equipment, transportation preferred – no addicts – contact:
kibler4@...

DRUMMER & BASSIST wanted - Baltimore's Spinal Remains seeks drummer and
bassist to complete lineup - must be over 18 - must be interested in
death, grind, black metal – contact: spinalremains@...

MUSICIANS wanted - Toronto's Winterheart seeks drummer, second guitarist,
bassist - progressive black metal band influenced by Ancient, Behemoth,
Cradle Of Filth, Gorgoroth, Immortal - contact: totalraquio@...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 22, 2004
(R) = Requested

Background: Lustmord "Purifying Fire"

Diamond Tyr "Walls of Pain"
Cradle of Filth "Nymphetyamine"
Blood for Blood "Hanging on the Corner"
Crimson Glory "Touch the Sun"
Fintroll "Trollhammeren"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "We Have a Dog to Exercise"
Forge "The Fold"
At the Gates "Under a Serpent Sun" (R)
Necrophagist "Only Ash Remains"
Gothminister "Devil"
Zao "The Lesser Lights of Heaven"
Doro "Breaking the Law"
Sonata Arctica "Still Loving You"
Blood for Blood "Runaway"
Six Feet Under "Blackout" (R)
Indisposed "Wake Up Dead"
Dope Stars Inc. "Overdriven"
Hitoshi Nakamura's Eternal Fantasy "Emerald Eyes"
Lotus Project "Storm"
Mastadon "Iron Tusk"
10 Fold 6-Low "Final Loneliness"
Amorphis "Evil Inside"
Goat Horn "Fortess Doomed"
Lullacry "LOVE Machine"
Beatallica "No Remoseful Reply"
Battlelore "Shadowgate"
Dope Stars Inc. "Plug and Die" (R)
Worm Quartet "Strap-On Brain"
Haunted by Angels "No Looking Back"
Orodruin "War Cry"
Never the Sunshine "Show Me How / Follow the Circle Down"
Diamond Tyr "When You're Near"
Bully "Beat the Bully"
Monster Magnet "Too Bad"
Crisis "Rats in a Maze / Secrets of the Prison House"
Lamb of God "Laid to Rest"
Cradle of Filth "For Those Who Died - Return to the Sabbat Mix" (R)
Entombed "There are Horror's of 1000 Nightmares"
Enertia "Anything"
The Pushrods "I Don't Fit In"
River Chicken "Dum"
Mutant Press "Really Sick Test"
Oddzar "Suckacaster"
Demon Hunter "I Play Dead"
Dead Poetics "Taste the Red Hands"
The Stash? "I'm OK with the Riddles"
Shadow's Fall "What Drives the Weak"
Nocturnal Rites "Nightmare"
Only Crime "Doomsday Breach"
Sewn Shut "Victim"
Dokken "Back in the Streets"
Killer Dwarfs "Stand Tall"
Child's Play "Rat Race"
Accept "Seawinds"
Kix 'Cold Blood"
Angel Witch "Angel Witch"
Helloween "Starlight (Remixed)"
Black Sabbath "Disturbing the Priest"
Phantom Blue "Never Too Late"
Apoptygma Bezerk "Cohkra"
Astarte "Black Mighty Gods"
Age of Ruin "The Diaries of the Dead"
Android Lust "Suffer the Flesh"
Aenima "Shelter for a Lesser God"
Subway to Sally "Unsterblich"
Blood and Time "Shining King"
Hittman "Mercy"
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, Aug 27: Slayer, Slipknot, Hatebreed, and God Forbid at Darien Lakes

Sat, Aug 28: Sk8Fest 2004 featuring Haunted by Angels at The Hopkins Street
Youth Center, Elmira - (12pm - 9pm -ALL AGES ADMITTED- $5 cover - Skate
competitions all day long. HBA plays at 7pm - Proceeds to benefit the youth
center.)

Sat, Aug 28: Plan-607 & other bands TBA at Sweets On The Beach (Main street
Sylvan Beach ,NY)

Sat, Aug 28: Native Invasion at Club Tundra (formerly The Lost Horizon),5863
Thompson Rd, Syracuse, NY (King Snyder, Brand New Sin, & more)

Friday-Sunday, September 3-5: Musefest (featuring The Mofos, The Sutras, The
Witching, Boiler,
King Snyder, Pile Of Heads, Bent Peg, and many more… Newhart's Lodge

Sat, Sept 4: School Daze 2004 - Parkhurst St, Elkland, PA - 5pm Zero Point
One, 6pm Never The Sunshine, 7pm Hyphema, 8pm From These Ashes

Fri, Sept 10: Crisis, Soulfly, Ill Nino, and 12 Tribes at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Sat, Sept 11: Nonetheless and Siir at The Center, Cortland

Thurs, Sept 16: Nubula at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Fri, Sept 17: Killswitch Engage, 18 Visions, From Autumn to Ashes, and 36
Crazyfists at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Fri, Sept 17: The PushRods, Caustic and River Chicken at The Rock N Roll
Preserve, Utica

Sat, Sept 18: Nonetheless at The Haunt, Ithaca

Mon, Sept 20: Worm Quartet, River Chicken, Black Labeled, and The Vibrators
at Castaways, Ithaca

Fri, Sept 24: Bully and Clutch in Syracuse

Sat, Sept 25: Monster Magnet, Torsos from Space, Bongzilla, and Bully at The
Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Fri, Oct 1: Shadows Fall, All That Remains, and Candiria at The Club at
Water Street, Rochester

Fri, Oct 1: Never The Sunshine and From These Ahses at The Gas Light,
Wellsboro, PA

Sat, Oct 9: Worm Quartet, The Pushrods, Undergang, Creepjoint, and The Last
Prophets at The Half Penny Pub, Syracuse

Sun, Oct 10: Haunted by Angels, with Naked Beggars (Jeff Labar & Eric
Brittingham of Cinderella), and Balistica at DON HILL'S, 511 Greenwich St.
at Spring St., New York City - $10

Sat, Oct 16: Never The Sunshine and From These Ashes at The Savoy, Watkins
Glen

Sat, Oct 16: Haunted by Angels and Enertia (CD Release Party) at The Upper
Deck, 122 W. Fulton St. Gloversville, NY (10pm - 21+ admitted - 518-725-0010
for info)

Sat, Oct 23: The 4th Annual Moshtoberfest, The Haunt, Ithaca

Sat, Oct 23: Haunted by Angels and DisplaceD at The Continental, Buffalo

Sun, Oct 31: KMFDM at The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
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Top Stories of the Week...

---------- Time for a Little Hands-On Education ------------

LONDON - In order to make a biology class more stimulating,
a teacher ordered three 15-year-old Brazilian students to
masturbate during the lesson. According to Ananova a report
in the La Prensa said that the instructor allegedly asked
the students to masturbate in order to eject sperm that the
class could study under a microscope. The students of Nossa
Senhora do Rosario school in Campo Grande, Rio de Janeiro,
would not give the teacher a hand during the lesson and have
decided to sue the instructor instead. "It is a disrespect-
ful and bizarre thing to ask a student, we are all horri-
fied," a police spokeswoman was quoted as saying.
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+----------------- More Bizarre U.S. Laws -----------------+

Kansas:

It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode
on Sundays.

In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may
not be used as grounds for divorce.

In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.

In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in
August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing
a striped shirt.


Louisiana

In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at
all red lights.

It is considered "simple assault" to bite someone in New
Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false
teeth.

It is against the law to gargle in public.


Maine

In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the
chin with feather dusters.

The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.

In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her land-
lord.

In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
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--------------- An Udderly Ridiculous Story ----------------

STOCKHOLM - Organizers of the CowParade art exhibit are
none-too-happy that one of their fiber-glass cows has been
kidnapped by Swedish graffiti artists. The kidnappers held
power drills to the sculpture's head and threatened to
"sacrifice" it unless the cows were deemed "non-art." A
video was sent to a newspaper that showed the cow flanked
by two masked figures holding power drills in front of a
sign reading "Stockholm's Militant Graffiti Artists." "We
demand that the cows are declared non-art. Otherwise the
hostage will be sacrificed," said a voice on the video. The
artists gave the CowParade organizers until noon on August
23 to go along with their demand. "We are very upset about
the whole matter," said Helena Cederberg, a spokeswoman for
CowParade, which is described as "the world's largest public
art event." Police are currently investigating the case of
the missing cow.
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Chutzpah!

* Minneapolis firefighter Gerald Brown, 55, who was fired in 1995
for abuse of sick leave but who won a contentious grievance
hearing and was reinstated with 18 months' back pay, was
scheduled to return to work on June 2, 1997. When that day
arrived, he called in sick. [Star Tribune, 6-7-97]
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Unclear on the Concept

* Within a six-week period in the summer of 1998, these events
occurred: A juror in Judge Esmond Faulks's court in Newcastle
upon Tyne, England, eagerly asked the judge for the defendant's
date of birth so he could draw up an astrology chart to help him
decide the case. (He was removed.) Then a 31-year-old woman in
Oakley, Calif., felt a mysterious bump as she was pulling out of her
driveway, and to help determine what it was, she said, she drove
over it again, and then a third time. (It was her 3-year-old son, who
suffered a broken leg.) And then, Wall Street Journal reporter
James S. Hirsch, writing a story on the Boston Globe's recent
troubles with columnists making up things, noted in his story that
the Globe's corporate spokespersons had no comment on the
matter, a fact which he later admitted he made up. (He was fired.)
[The Times (London), 7-9-98] [Contra Costa Times, 7-26-98]
[New York Times, 8-20-98]
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Undignified Deaths

* A basketball player for Southeastern Oklahoma State University
was killed near Paris, Tex., in 1997 when the driver of the car in
which he was riding lost control after it was hit by a flying cow.
(The cow had been sent airborne when it was hit by another car.)
[Washington Post, 9-20-97]
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Pastor who claims to have raised the dead says `I was in my mother's womb
for 22 years'
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2004/aug/22
Sunday Sun [Lagos, Nigeria] | 22 Aug 2004

By EMMANUEL OGOIGBE

For those who know Pastor Duromola Adedayo, the spiritual founder and
general overseer of the Christ Worshippers Church (CWC) in Osubi,
Delta State, he is a man of mysteries. His story is such that any ear
that hears cannot but tingle.

Not only does he claim to have raised a dead man who has been lying in
the mortuary for months, he also discloses how his mother carried him
in her womb for 22 years before delivery.

Pastor Adedayo who spoke with Sunday Sun said: "My birth was a
mystery. Indeed, my dear mother from Akure, Ondo State carried my
pregnancy for twenty-two years.

"At the time people were already calling my mother names. My mum had
severe pains while she was hawking palm oil and eventually, the palm
oil fell off from her head and she shouted, 'my belle, my belle.'
Moments later, I was born on top of the spilled palm oil without
placenta and an umblical cord. To the surprise of everybody around, I
started crawling, with a set of teeth and grown hair and all the
features that make one a man. Immediately, people said this must be a
special person of mystery from a royal family in Owo. Before I was
born, my father was not in talking terms with my mother but my
delivery brought them together again and the rift was settled
immediately."

Raising the dead

"When I was still at Obahor Street during my early days in the
ministry, one day a dead man with cotton wool in his mouth and ears
was brought before me for resurrection. When I saw it, I was shocked
and wanted to withdraw and hide, but God said I should go forth and
bring him back to life.

"In fact, I obeyed God with trembling and having prayed fervently, the
dead man woke up and started talking and walking. Till date, he is
still alive.

"The most surprising thing of it all is that, he was embalmed and was
as stiff as a stone, but God used me to bring him back to life. That I
can say, was a miracle indeed and from that day, I started healing
people of all shades of affliction. And I can tell you that since then
I have over come all temptations and various evil things that come my
way."
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