The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 10, 2004
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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On The Metallic Onslaught: Wonder Of wonders! Shoebox was actually present
and on the air! However, it was not at the show where he is officially a
co-host...There, he was, as always, absent. So, more about him later...Back
to MO...The show was, after Jeffie got there, of course, mostly consisting
of long violent and again, according to those trying to call the action,
"dirty!" looking brawls...It once again all got started with Jeffie deciding
that Joe's life needed saving and Joe's strong disagreement with this...They
fought and Rick and Lance were involved at intervals...In these brawls, as
has been the case a couple times on The Last Exit, shoes were used as
weapons...First Joe lost one shoe in the scuffle,...He then hit Jeffie in
the face with it and crammed it into his mouth as well..Jeffie reported that
it smelled "really really bad!". Later, Lance also lost a shoe while
fighting with Jeffie, which also became employed as a weapon...As Just Joe
has found out, beware of shoes! Well, anyone who has seen the movie "Single
White Female", will realize what affective and dangerous weapons shoes can
be. :) If you've seen it, you'll know what I'm talking about. If not, go
rent it, it's cool. (end of plug here) :) Joe has a cell phone which has as
it's ring tone Ozzy Osborne's Crazy Train.. Jeffie got this phone while he
and Joe were struggling...Jeffie kept putting the phone in his pants..He
liked this a lot especially when it rang as it vibrates..One of the guys
from the band Self Made Hate called Joe a couple times then to Jeffie's
delight..The Show ended with brawls still in progress...

On The Last Exit: Now back to Shoebox...Can you believe it? He was actually
there!! Along with Crappy The Clown! Ooo scary! Shoebox talked about his
appearance on VH1, and updated us on the scarily soon coming of his spawn.
Crappy was there to announce an upcoming benefit concert for the father of a
local personality who is suffering with cancer..The concert will feature
Doctor Dirty a very raunchy and funny comic singer, who has not performed in
the area for quite some time. Should a cool event and is for a very good
cause. It will be on Thursday, September 23rd.. www.crappytheclown.com is
Crappy's web site. And, since I gave his, I must now be sure to give
Shoebox's a plug, even though he is the master at constantly plugging
himself (insert your own dirty thought there) :) www.wormquartet.com is his
site, where you can purchase his most recent CD "Faster Than A Speeding
Mullet" along with a lot of other WQ merchandise. Crappy and Shoebox both
answered a brand new batch of those crazy questions from
www.theinsanedomain.com And they sang some very funny acoustic duets.
Hilarious! The first half of the show was extremely crowded...In edition to
Crappy and Shoebox, David saw fit to put in an appearance as co-host. And
Just Joe was there annoying everyone as usual. And for a bit Rahul from
Ithaska was there too. Rahul molested Shoebox's nipples, and Just Joe hugged
Shoebox..This crowd was there for about half the night, then things became
quieter toward the end, which is also nice..And, if you saw Shoebox's
feature on the VH1 show Obsession, go to the Last Exit web site
www.thelastexit.org and vote in the new poll which is all about that...
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So this week, yeah, again, I don't know. I will be at Crisis tomorrow
night, Lance will be as well, Jeffie, I think will be going. Rick and Joe
will be doing The Metallic Onslaught. Whether any of us will stop in after
Crisis will have to be heard when and if that happens. On The Last Exit, I
don't know, maybe we will do something fun to Just Joe and unleash him on
Ithaca again...
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-- NEWS --

MEGADETH
guitarist Glen Drover (Eidolon, King Diamond) has joined the fold

DIABOLICAL MASQUERADE
Blakkheim (Katatonia) has decided to put his solo project to rest -
Blakkheim along with his longtime musical / technical collaborator Dan
Swanö (Edge Of Sanity, etc.), made 4 albums between 1995-2001 under the
Diabolical Masquerade monicker

CADAVER
the group has decided to split up after 15 years of underground service
and 4 studio albums

EXTOL
Tor Glidje and Ole Halvard Sveen have been drafted as permanent guitarists
– both are considered the masterminds behind the black metal cult act
Lengsel and the rock-band Ganglión

THE OLD DEAD TREE
drummer Foued Moukid (Horresco Referens) has been added to the lineup

MOTÖRHEAD
the band has cancelled their previously scheduled Fall US tour due to a
foot injury suffered by vocalist / bassist Lemmy Kilmister on stage in
Europe

NEW SIGNINGS
Earache/Elitist: Biomechanical
Liquor and Poker Music: Crash Kelly
Black Lodge: Raise Hell
Sound Riot Records: Chain Collector
Retribute Records: Zeenon
Valhalla Records: Pain Control
Rotting Corpse Records: Doom Syndicate
Sire Records: HIM
Karmageddon Media: Satureye, Slumber

-- HELP WANTED --

VOCALIST wanted – NYC’s Cremains seeks thrash vocalist – metal in the vein
of or early Kreator, Exodus, Protector, Merciless, Hypnosia, etc. –
contact: dominion@...

DRUMMER wanted - The Lotus Experiment is an avant-garde band with a heavy
influence - looking for a dedicated drummer who is willing to put in the
hard work to make it in this crazy scene - located in Central Florida -
have plans to tour and record - musical preferences do not matter, an open
mind does – contact:
Mlaroe@...

DRUMMER wanted - Necrotic Disgorgement, featuring 2 ex-Regurgitation
members, seek drummer in the Washington C.H., Ohio or Ohio in general area
- just released a full length CD - band combines excellent technical
skills with brutality – contact: necroticdisgorgement@...

GUITARIST wanted – Vomit Remnants seeks guitarist - based out of Tokyo,
Japan – influences: Gorgasm, Decrepit Birth, Deeds of Flesh, Pscycroptic,
Mortal Decay, Fleshgrind, Dying Fetus, Dyscrasia, Lust of Decay, Necrotic
Disgorgement, Necrophagist, Broken Hope - must be experienced and
dedicated with super fast and also slam grooves - serious inquiries only –
contact: vomitremnants@...
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, Sept 10: Crisis, Soulfly, and 12 Tribes at The Water Street Music Hall,
Rochester

Sat, Sept 11: Nonetheless and Siir at The Center, Cortland

Sat, Sept 11: If Man is 5 with Tribe of None at The Brackney Inn, Quaker
Lake Rd, Brackney PA. 9pm, $5

Thurs, Sept 16: Nebula at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Thurs, Sept 16: The Pushrods, Divine Disturbance, and Zero Point One at The
Haunt, Ithaca

Fri, Sept 17: Killswitch Engage, 18 Visions, From Autumn to Ashes, and 36
Crazyfists at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Fri, Sept 17: The PushRods and River Chicken at The Rock N Roll Preserve,
Utica

Sat, Sept 18: Nonetheless, Idol Hands, Funky Circus Fleas, and River Chicken
at The Haunt, Ithaca

Mon, Sept 20: Worm Quartet, River Chicken, Black Labeled, and The Vibrators
at Castaways, Ithaca

Wed, Sept 22: Josh Todd at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Thurs, Sept 23: Dr Dirty at The Haunt, Ithaca (Cancer Benefit)

Fri, Sept 24: Bully and Clutch at The Country Club, Syracuse

Sat, Sept 25: Monster Magnet, Torsos from Space, Bongzilla, and Bully at The
Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Fri, Oct 1: Shadows Fall, All That Remains, and Candiria at The Club at
Water Street, Rochester

Fri, Oct 1: Never The Sunshine and From These Ashes at The Gas Light,
Wellsboro, PA

Thurs, Oct 7: If Man is Five, G-Men, Others, and Black Labeled at Castaways,
Ithaca

Fri, Oct 8: If Man is 5, G-Men, Others, and Black Labeled in Binghamton

Sat, Oct 9: Worm Quartet, The Pushrods, Undergang, Creepjoint, and The Last
Prophets at The Half Penny Pub, Syracuse

Sat, Oct 9: George Lynch at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sun, Oct 10: Haunted by Angels, with Naked Beggars (Jeff Labar & Eric
Brittingham of Cinderella), and Balistica at DON HILL'S, 511 Greenwich St.
at Spring St., New York City - $10

Wed, Oct 13: Fu Manchu at The Continental, Buffalo

Sat, Oct 16: Never The Sunshine and From These Ashes at The Savoy, Watkins
Glen

Sat, Oct 16: Haunted by Angels and Enertia (CD Release Party) at The Upper
Deck, 122 W. Fulton St. Gloversville, NY (10pm - 21+ admitted - 518-725-0010
for info)

Sat, Oct 23: The 4th Annual Moshtoberfest, The Haunt, Ithaca

Sat, Oct 23: Haunted by Angels and DisplaceD at The Continental, Buffalo

Fri, Oct 29,30: Lady Fest East - New York City, with If Man is 5, The
Butchies and Le Tigre, more info tba.

Sun, Oct 31: KMFDM at The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester

Thurs, Nov 11: Rantmusic at The Nines, Ithaca

Fri, Nov 26: If Man Is Five CD Release Party at Black Azul 7 Main St. 3rd
Flr, Binghamton NY. 8pm, Free admission, food, and drinks.
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 5, 2004
(R) = Requested

Background: Stone Glas Steel "Industrial Meditation"

Holy Terror "Judas Reward"
Chastain "I've Seen Tomorrow"
Testament "Burnt Offerings"
Nuclear Assault "Happy Days"
Vintersorg "Matrix Odyssey"
Sonata Arctica "Don't Say a Word"
Nocturne "My Bitch"
Stormlord "Dance of Hecate"
John Valby "Was It You"
John Valby "Leprosy / Something Stupid"
Withering Surface "This Surface"
Dimmu Borgir "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse" (R)
Megadeth "Tears in a Vial"
Worm Quartet "Let's Break Some Furniture"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken (Acoustic) / I Still Know You're A Fish"
Amorphis "Follow Me into the Fire" (R)
Lotus Project "Nelumbo Lucifera"
Vader "Out of the Deep"
Mastodon "Iron Tusk"
Annihilator "Demon Dance"
Worm Quartet "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"
If Man is Five "Hemorrhage"
River Chicken "Dum"
Nonetheless "The 700 of Clubs"
Dio "The Eyes"
The Crown "The Speed of Darkness"
Cradle of Filth "Mother of Abominations"
Harlot "Balancing the Limbs of Question: The 7 Heads are the 7 Hills on
Which the Woman Sits"
Carfax Abbey "The World WIll Have to Wait"
Doro "Breaking the Law"
Via Mystica "Deadly Lullaby"
Ludicra "Let Thirst the Soil"
The Bones "Not a Lovesong"
Drop 6 "Here You Are"
Ancient "Rape the Children of Abel"
Xheadz "Supersonic"
Todesbonden "Sun and Venus"
Monster Magnet "Monolithic"
Heimdall "Black Tower"
Blind Guardian "Welcome to Dying - Live" (R)
Sacrifice "Re-Animator"
The Whores of Babylon "Fall of Agade"
Sigh "The Dead Sing" (R)
Himinbjorg "The Inverted Dimension" (R)
Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Tapping the Vein "The Damage" (R)
Nightwish "The End of All Hope - Live"
Gamma Ray "Heart of a Unicorn - Live"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Hard on You - Live"
Supersuckers "Born with a Tail"
Sodom "Hazy Shade of Winter"
Graveworm "It's a Sin"

Feature Artist: Crisis...
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+-------------------- Bizarre "Onlys" ---------------------+

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream. This was the
only vegetable flavored ice cream produced.

Bats have only one baby a year.

Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males
and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in
the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeo-
logists and found edible.

Swans are the only birds with penises.

Teeth are the only parts of the human body that can't repair
themselves.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a
standard playing card.

The only part of the human body that has no blood supply is
the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the
air.
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------------- He Had His Cake and Ate It, Too --------------

CHICAGO - Chicago police are looking for a 6-foot tall, 275-
pound bearded man who crashed a child's birthday party,
apparently just looking for cake. Deputy Police Chief Nick
Sparacino said the mystery man drove up to a home in a red
1988 Cadillac earlier this month and entered the home, the
Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday. The homeowner asked who
he was, to which he replied "I am vengeance. I am the knight.
I am Batman." He then went into the kitchen, cut a piece of
birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it. The
nervous homeowner continued asking the man questions, but he
simply got up and left in the Cadillac. If police can locate
him, he will be charged with criminal trespass, the newspaper
said. "I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this,"
Sparacino said.
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* Among the ice cream flavors offered recently at Ice Cream City
in Namco Nanja Town in Tokyo's Toshima-ku (and posted on the
website of the English-language Mainichi Daily News) are these:
spinach, garlic, tomato, seaweed, oyster, red wine, goat, chicken,
lettuce and potato, wheat, shark fin, and something called "raw
horse flesh." Each flavor's package is shown, mouth-wateringly
photographed.
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* Update: News of the Weird has reported several times in the last
12 years on Kopi Luwak, the ultra-expensive coffee derived from
beans that have been eaten and excreted by civet cats in Indonesia.
In July Massimo Marcone of the University of Guelph (Canada)
published his examination (in the journal Food Research
International) of how taste is affected by the beans' journey
through the civet. First, the civet instinctively chooses only the
ripest beans. Then, digestive biochemicals penetrate the outer
layer of the bean as it passes through the GI tract. Internal
fermentation by digestive enzymes adds a unique flavor ("earthy,
musty, smooth and rich with jungle and chocolate undertones").
Also, proteins are leached out during digestion, thus removing a
source of coffee's bitterness. (On the other hand, Kopi Luwak
doesn't particularly distinguish itself from other coffee in human
blind taste tests.)
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