The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 26, 2004
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
http://devoted.to/onslaught - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
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Chat Room during The Last Exit:
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** Attached pic of Divinity Destroyed at The Last Exit **

Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard...

On The Metallic Onslaught: There was no Metallic Onslaught last week as it
was preempted for a hockey game and a concert at Jelly Beans. So, we will
all have to wait to see what will happen for Jeffie's retirement and big
send off party. Should be very interesting...

On The Last Exit: Co-host David has gone back to being a lousy co-host and
was absent for the second week in a row. Perhaps he is still afraid and
hiding. In any case, I don't think his absence was noticed much as there
were a ton of people there... For the first talk break Just Joe, Ian (The
Yeti), and Rahul from Ithaska were there and talked a bit... Rahul left
after the first break, however, he did write a note to the bands who would
be on shortly (The Pushrods and Divinity Destroyed) requesting that they
beat Just Joe brutally. Good boy Rahul! And the rest of the night was pretty
much an extended concert to promote The Last Exit's Xtreme Soundscapes DVD
release show which was to be that next night and would feature those two
bands along with David's band Lotus Project, Worm Quartet, The Witching, and
If Man Is Five. The Pushrods played some songs acoustically live on the air.
And the rest of the night was mostly Divinity Destroyed performing many
songs (including, as a member of the band Nonetheless had done before them a
few months, back making up and performing a song that was an answer to that
www.theinsanedomain.com question "what if there was an evil picnic basket,
and the only way to destroy it was to sing about it?". They improvised and
performed a song about destroying the evil picnic basket with an evil Yogi
Bear. They also performed a number which was partly their song "Haven" and
partly a very angry tirade against Map Quest entitled "Map Quest Sucks!".
This rant was inspired by the fact that Mark of Divinity Destroyed got
hopelessly lost on his way in to the show and spent four hours lost which he
blamed on Map Quest. Both bands also answered a lot of those Insane Domain
questions. But, as I said, the show was mostly one long concert. The bands
and their performances were awesome! It was a great show! And this coming
week Mr. Zaremba (of Punch Drunk Monkeys) and maybe Crappy The Clown should
both be on to talk about and promote the upcoming one time only Punch Drunk
Monkeys 10th anniversary reunion concert (which will also feature the bands
The Others and If Man Is Five, and will be an exciting must see event!).
Should be an amusing, great Last Exit show, so tune in...

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My thanks to everyone who came out to the show Sunday. It rocked, and my
thanks to all the bands for putting on great performances. Speaking of
which, in place of a feature artist this week on The Last Exit, you will be
hearing Divinity Destroyed set from that show. I hope to do this with some
other live performances in the coming weeks. This week we should have Mr.
Zaremba up to talk about the Punch Drunk Monkeys show, and hopefully some
members of The Others and/or If Man is Five will be accompanying him, but we
will have to see. As far as I know, Crappy will not be making it to the
studio, but may call in. I guess we will see or hear what happens when it
does...

The Metallic Onslaught should be on at the normal time this week, but I do
think Jeffie has retired. Said something about a retirement party Friday
night for him. No idea what he was rambling about...
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MOTORHEAD STORMS EUROPE
LEMMY GIVEN A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH FROM ALL HIS PHYSICIANS

In September of 2004, the world of metal was shocked when the news was
unveiled that Lemmy, Motorhead's veteran front man, had sustained an injury
to his foot severe enough to cause the band to cancel their much anticipated
tour of the United States. Lemmy had managed to get an infection on his
foot from an injury sustained on an earlier show. Ignoring doctors' orders,
Lemmy forged ahead and finished the highly successful string of European
festival dates. "Motorhead fans are the best fans in the world and they
deserve everything I have to give," Lemmy waxed, "and I am going to do
whatever I can to play the shows. F**k the doctors!" The band went on to
play to thousands of fans, bring classics and new songs alike to the hungry
metal heads!

The shows were a success, but the infection in Lemmy's foot grew to the
point that some serious medical decisions had to be made. On the eve of the
band's much anticipated US tour, doctors advised Lemmy that the infection
was so severe that they suggested amputating a part of his foot to stem the
spread. Lemmy told the doctors where they could stick their diagnosis and
decided to head back to his native home of England and consult his
physicians there. They suggested that the best course of action would be to
address the infection with a regimen of antibiotics. The cure worked and
less than two weeks later Lemmy was out of the hospital, in one piece and as
fit as a fiddle, fitted with steel strings. It wasn't long before Lemmy was
back to his old self, checking out his favorite London strip club String
Fellows with a girl on each arm and plenty of Jack & Coke to make the
evening complete.

Given a clean bill of health from all of his physicians, Lemmy, Phil
Campbell and Mikkey Dee decided to go ahead with their European tour plans.
Motorhead kicks off the sold-out tour on November 4th in Dublin, Ireland.
Dates continue throughout Europe and Scandinavia until the tour wraps up in
Stockholm, Sweden, on December 19th.

As for the US tour? Plans are under way for Motorhead to take their
spectacular road show to the US in March of 2005 to support their newest
record 'Inferno.'

www.imotorhead.com
www.sanctuaryrecordsgroup.com
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BOILER's TRAILER PARK WISDOM

http://www.boilerny.com

Fail-A-Tor here. A couple of great shows to tell ya'll `bout, but
first…yer TrailerParkWisdom;

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on
the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it
up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She
called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition.

Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure
you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me
back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady
called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That Mother
F'er had $500 in quarters!"

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BOILER is 10 years young this month, so come on out & celebrate!!!

UPCOMING HO-Downs:

Wednesday, Nov 24th
The 6th Annual Thanx-giving Eve Blowout
BOILER w/ Pile Of Heads & Check Engine
The Haunt - Ithaca, NY
18+ / 9:00pm / $7

Friday, Nov. 26th
Murphy's - Syracuse, NY (Downtown)
BOILER w / Sinpusher, Then There Were None & Thunderosa
18+ / 9:30pm / $5

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BOILER plans on having Hoodies for sale at The Thanxgivin' Eve show.
$30 bux will get ya one(XL only).

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That be it fer now. Don't let yer turkey club.

Fail-A-Tor, master of my own yank-ee…signing off.

http://www.boilerny.com

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NEWS FROM GORGAR

NOIZE LEVEL PROVES TO BE CRITICAL ONCE AGAIN FOR UK GLAM TITANS TIGERTAILZ:
(Cardiff, Wales, UK - 16 November 2004) Three quarters of the British band
that took the world by storm in the early 90's with their powerhouse albums
Bezerk (nearly a quarter of a million copies sold worldwide) and Banzai
(released through Sony Music) have decided to give it another go with all
new material and an endless array of possibilities for the future.
Tigertailz are back. Lead vocalist, Kim Hooker, lead guitarist, Jay Pepper
and bassist Pepsi Tate, along with new drummer Mic Hourihan (formerly with
UK metal band Desecration) had all been kicking around the idea of maybe
contacting one another and seeing if anything could materialize from a fresh
start.
Finally, the time felt right, the appropriate calls were made and before you
knew it, they were back in action. "We don't need the money so the reunion
isn't about anything like that," relates Jay Pepper. "We have all been
writing for some time and the songs were coming out so great that we just
felt we had to do another album."
With twelve songs on tap for their new album, Bezerk 2.0, the band isn't
straying from what made them a cult favourite a decade ago - sticking to
their hard rock roots, catchy melodies and massive choruses. The track
listing for the new album will be Bezerk, Make Me Bleed (v 2.0), Get Real,
TVOD, Do It Up, Falling Down, Dirty Needlez (v 2.0), One Beat Of Your Heart,
I Believe (v 2.0), Sugar Fever, Annie's Gone and For Hates Sake.
Additionally, Tigertailz has acquired the rights to their back catalogue
from BMG Music and will be re-issuing their landmark album, Bezerk and
Banzai early in 2005. The band are currently speaking with several record
companies both in The United States and in Europe in regards to both the
re-issues and the new material.
The band is represented by Dave Tedder at US management firm Head First
Entertainment.
For more information, please visit the band's official website at:
www.tigertailz.co.uk or e-mail dave@....
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 21, 2004
(R) = Requested

Kreator "Voices of the Dead"
Cadaveria "Irreerent Elegy"
Anthrax "Deathrider"
Worm Quartet "Map Light"
William Shatner "Common People"
GWAR "Bonesnapper (The Faces of the Slain)" (R)
Beseech "Bitch"
Therion "Clavicula Nox" (R)
Lilitu "Even the Vultures Have Moved On (A Tragic Love Story)" (R)
Punch Drunk Monkeys "Donuts"
3 Inches of Blood "Dominion of Deceit"
Cipher System "24 Hours Left"
If Man is Five "Distorted"
It Dies Today "Freak Gasoline Fight Accident"
Lotus Project "I Bleed"
Worm Quartet "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"
The Pushrods "Liar"
Divinity Destroyed "Empty the Sky"
The Witching "Let Us Drown"
Dragonforce "My Spirit Will Go On" (R)
Iced Earth "Dragon's Child" (R)
Anthrax "Caught in a Mosh" (R)
The Others "I, Vampire"
Fates Warning "River Wide Ocean Deep"
Rammstein "Morgenstern"
Belphagor "Demonic Staccato Erection"
Arch Enemy "Dead Eyes See No Future"
The Amenta "Nihil"
System of a Down "Suite-Pee" (R)
Pain of Salvation "Waking Every God" (R)
Luca Turilli "The Ancient Forest of Elves" (R)
E-Town Concrete "Wide Awake"
Derek Sherinian "A View from the Sky"
Black Labeled "Almighty"
If Man is Five "Wicked Trick - Acoustic"
Super Junky Monkey "Kioku-No-Netsuzou"
Vio-Lence "Bodies on Bodies"
Ludichrist "Most People Are Dicks"
Suicidal Tendencies "Possessed to Skate / I Saw Your Mommy..." (R)
Overkill "There's No Tomorrow"
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles "It was the Tits" (R)
Worm Quartet "Let's Break Some Furniture"
NOFX "Franco Un-American"
Dream Theater "Pull Me Under - Live"

Feature Artist: Nuclear Assault...
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, Nov 26: If Man Is Five (CD Release Party), Nancy, and Paroxysm at Black
Azul 7 Main St. 3rd Flr, Binghamton NY. 8pm, Free admission, food, and
drinks.

Fri, Nov 26: Ministry, Thrill Kill Kult, and Hanzel and Gretyl at The Water
Street Music Hall, Rochester

Sun, Nov 28: Haunted by Angels and Bella Morte at The Haunt, Ithaca

Mon, Nov 29: Goatwhore and Misery Index at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Tues, Nov 30: Blitz and Black Labeled at Castaways, Ithaca

Wed, Dec 1: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Sheas, Buffalo

Fri, Dec 3: Punch Drunk Monkeys (10 Year Anniversary Reunion Show) with If
Man is Five and The Others at The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott

Sat, Dec 4: If Man is Five, Dysrythmia, and Danceatron at Black Azul,
Binghamton - 8pm All Ages.

Fri, Dec 17: Bile, Liquid Violence, Mushroomhead, Three Minutes of Hate, and
Fireborn at The Icon, Buffalo

Sat, Dec 18: The PushRods, CrankDaddy and Plan-607 at The Half Penny pub,
Fayette St. Syracuse (9PM **FREE***)

Tues, Dec 21: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at The On Center, Syracuse

Wed, Dec 22: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at The Blue Cross Arena, Rochester

Sun, Dec 26: Winter Fest with If Man is Five, The Others, A New Vintage,
Nancy, No Way Back... and More at The Sports Bar, State St. Binghamton. 4pm,
$5, 10 bands
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