The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - Friday, February 4, 2005
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Lance and Joe decided that, in edition to Lance's
project of forming a Kiss tribute band (which would be formed for the
extremely noble purpose of bringing to public attention Kiss's obscure never
before herd material like "I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night", and "Beth"),
that, as a side project, they would form an Emo/black metal band, with Joe
doing the emo vocals, and Lance doing the black metal ones. Their examples
of their work were very amusing to hear. I think these projects have real
potential to be great success stories! Jeffie arrived claiming that he was
still living the life style of the tremendous super star rock star (one that
doesn't make music, and one who is responsible for everything and everyone
on MO), and that it was beginning to take a toll on him, wearing him out, so
he was drunk (on bleach laced with something else, he wasn't sure what). Joe
and Lance got into brawls with Jeffie (something which hardly ever happens,
I know, but it happened nonetheless). :p Rick wanted to participate in the
beat downs, but he is still barred from ring side. And, besides, Jeffie
informed him that, being a big non rock star now, he has a lawyer whom he
will sick on Rick if Rick touches him. Joe said that he might write Rick a
hall pass, which lead to Jeffie trying to take Joe's pen away from him,
which lead to another brawl. Jeffie said that his lawyer had told him that
Joe did not have the authority to grant Rick the authority to beat Jeffie
anyways. That, for that, they would need Jeffie's signature. They tried to
obtain this by tricking him. They asked him if, since he has written a book
now, and is such a huge celebrity, could they please have his autograph?!
Good plan, or you would think it was anyways, but, Jeffie was either too
smart to fall for it, or, more likely, it was just dumb luck for him (oh
what an appropriate phrase that is, given who we're talking about here!), as
he told them he did not want to sign any more autographs as he had signed so
many that his hand was cramped and exhausted (supply your own smart comments
here about what else could cause this). :p And, besides, they didn't
deserve to have his autograph anyways, as they were not worthy. At the final
talk break, Jeffie went into a long tirade, saying that he was the only good
thing on the show, that everything else sucked, and that he should be
running the show. To which Joe said an unexpected and shocking thing... He
said that next week he was going to Vegas, and that Jeffie could run the
entire show. Rick and Lance were stunned and dismayed to hear this, and
demanded to know what in the world Joe was thinking. But Joe wouldn't
reconsider, no matter how much they begged him to, and said that Jeffie
could run the show. Joe must be even more senile than we all thought, which
is really saying something! Jeffie seemed taken aback at first, (I don't
think he thought Joe would agree to such a thing any more than anyone else
did, and couldn't believe it either), but then, of course, he was thrilled
(he was the only one who was). He said that he was going to get started
right away, and work all week on planning his show. He said that he would
have special guests and big surprises. Lance and Rick were dismayed, but
said they would be there too, for damage control. So, tune in for Jeffie's
big night. I'm sure it will really be something! Something else, that is...

On The Last Exit: There were no more freak events (of nature, or otherwise.
No, the freak events were once again reserved for the show, as it should
be), so, there actually was a LE this week. Attendant at this show were:
Ritchie of The Pushrods, Just Joe, and some new people, one of whom was
named Michelle, and a new guy named Ken. Ritchie performed some more songs
acoustically, including couple new songs. While he was performing, as is the
custom now, he had to contend with being tormented by Just Joe. And, there
was a new and bizarre twist to this torment. Michelle had brought with her a
cigarette lighter, and while Ritchie was trying to perform his songs, Just
Joe was poking said cigarette lighter in his ear. Oh, and did I mention that
this lighter was in the shape of a, well, a penis!? Ritchie put up quite a
good performance considering what he was enduring, guess he's getting used
to performing through Just Joe's molestations. Then they instructed Just Joe
to take someone to the basement. They decided and told him to have it be
Michelle. Just Joe did this, quite roughly (he had been being gentler doing
this lately, but, this time Michelle went down the stairs flailing and
screaming). Foul Mouth Girl then locked the basement door to keep Just Joe
down there, saying that if a human sacrifice was what was needed to get rid
of Just Joe for a while, and get some peace and quiet, well then it was a
fair trade. However, at the next talk break, we were informed that Just Joe
was now outside, curled up in a fetal position, listening to Dennis Leary,
and unresponsive. They asked Michelle what had transpired that had
traumatized Just Joe so badly. And apparently, although Just Joe had started
off in charge of the situation, he badly lost control of it. Although
Michelle had gone down the stairs flailing and screaming, and had flown
through the air and went sprawling onto the couch, she then told Just Joe
that she was going to show him who was in charge... And she shoved the
penis shaped lighter... Never mind. So, Just Joe was raped with a dick
shaped cigarette lighter. They thanked Michelle for doing such an excellent
job of Dispatching Just Joe for them, and then she and Ken were on their
merry way. Just Joe refused to talk about it when they asked him what had
happened to him, and why he kept holding his butt as if it were in pain.
There were also some other beat downs and brawls throughout the night
involving a chair. And we finally got an update on how the attempted
combining of The Wheel Of Satan with The Keys To The Apocalypse to try and
bring about some kind of an Armageddon is going... Apparently it is not
going too well so far, but it is still being worked on... So, we shall wait
and see... Then it was decided to try something new... They called it
Ritchie's Challenge, and it went like this... Just Joe and Ritchie would
come up with classic rock songs and try to perform them. They did some
Boston and some other ones. And then Just Joe Started singing... VERY badly!
Right before they went into the feature for the night, Ritchie played and
Just Joe sang "You're Just What I Needed" by The Cars. It was absolutely
hideous and was apologized for by Azkath. In the final portion of the show,
we got to hear The Pushrod's performance from The Extreme Soundscapes DVD
release show a couple months ago played in it's entirety, well, in it's
entirety except for Ritchie's copious swearing between songs, which had to
be edited out of course. It sounded great and rocked! And so that was LE for
that night... A show of violence, molestation, chaos, and silliness... In
other words, a typical night at The Last Exit For The Lost... :) This
week, If Man Is five should be on (they were supposed to be there this past
week, but, they forgot this, and when they remembered, they couldn't locate
Angela, their vocalist). That will be cool, as they always are, and who
knows what other craziness may transpire... So tune in and find out...

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News from Azkath...

Tonight, Jeffie runs the Metallic Onslaught. I think the Pushrods will also
be there, and possibly Just Joe...

On The Last Exit, If Man is Five will not be up, but they will be up next
week after their show in Binghamton. I have made some updates to the website
as well, there is a lot more in the picture gallery, and I updated the
Xtreme Soundscapes section. Tentatively, the next DVD and release show will
be out/on the first Saturday of June...
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-- NEWS --

DARK TRANQUILLITY
The band's new album, 'Character,' entered the official national charts in
Sweden at #3. The album landed at #1 on the Swedish metal charts.
Previously, Dark Tranquillity had reached #47 on the Swedish single charts
with their 'Lost to Apathy' EP. The band will embark on a tour of Europe
with Kreator in February.

GORGOROTH
The band was unable to come to an agreement to continue with their former
label, Season of Mist. Season of Mist will still handle the remastered
reissue of Gorgoroth's classic albums, 'Pentagram,' 'Antichrist,' and
'Under the Sign of Hell,' in limited digipack format with guitar picks.

SENTENCED
Sentenced is set to release their as-yet-untitled new record through
Century Media in Europe at the end of May. Hiili Hiilesmaa produced the
album, which was recorded mainly at Finnvox and Tonebox studios in
Finland.

NILE
Nile is recording their new album, entitled, 'Annihilation of the Wicked,'
with Neil Kernon and Bob Moore. The disc is scheduled for a late spring
release through Relapse Records. The band will begin a headlining tour of
Europe in March with Dying Fetus and Necrophagist as support, then return
to the States to begin touring with King Diamond, Behemoth, and The Black
Dahlia Murder in April.

DANZIG
Danzig will begin a month long tour of the U.S. in February, in support of
their current release, 'Circle of Snakes.' 'Black Aria II,' Glenn
Danzig's follow up to 1993's 'Black Aria' which reached the #1 position on
the Billboard classical chart, is expected to be released through Evilive
in early summer.

DEFIANCE
Talks of a Defiance reunion show are being shelved. Instead, the band has
decided to work on writing new material. They intend to enter the studio
later this year.

BLOOD STAINED DUSK
Dageth (a.k.a. Patrick Panter), vocalist, lead guitarist and main composer
for U.S. black metal band Blood Stained Dusk was killed in a car accident
on Monday, January 24th. According to the band's statement, they had just
released 'Continuance of Evil' on Black Flame Records and were about to
begin recording their follow up, 'The Black Faith Inquisition.'

WINDIR
Windir performed one last concert to bid farewell to the band's frontman
and founder, Valfar, who died in January 2004. The concert took place on
September 3, 2004, the day of what would have been Valfar's 26th birthday.
A DVD of the concert is being released this February though Tabu
Recordings. The DVD, entitled, 'SognaMetal,' will also contain live
clips, backstage material, photo gallery, and an interview with Valfar
from Norwegian national TV.

INFERNO METAL FESTIVAL 2005
The complete line up has been announced for Inferno Metal Festival 2005,
taking place in Norway on March 24th - 26th. Bands scheduled to perform:
Morbid Angel, Candlemass, Dissection, Amon Amarth, Arcturus, Gehenna,
Lamented Souls, Aura Noir, Green Carnation, Mortiis, Grimfist, Grave,
Chton, Vreid, Mantas, Bloodthorn, Seth, Sunn0))), Horricane, Zeenon,
Tsjuder, Gorelord, Deceiver, Naer Mataron, Nebular Mystic, She Said
Destroy, Obliteration, Taakefer, Slogstorm, Goatlord.


NEW SIGNINGS
Brennus: Towersound
Century Media Records: Agents of Man
The End Records: Thine Eyes Bleed
Galy Records: Beneath the Massacre, Hopeless Nation
GWN Records: Aberrant, Mind Eclipse, The Eternal Blade, Funerarium, Brief
Respite
Liquor and Poker Music: Backyard Babies
Marquee Records (Brazil) & Khaosmaster Productions (Puerto Rico): Sun
Descends
Pluto Records: The Deadly
Prophecy Productions: Todesbonden

FOR MORE NEWS GO TO:
http://www.metalupdate.com

-- HELP WANTED --

DRUMMER wanted - Goatwhore is currently looking for a new solid and
permanent replacement on drums for the upcoming Metal Blade Records
release and a ton of touring. The band will arrange a time for you to meet
up with them in New Orleans for auditions. It will be your own
responsibility to get to the audition! Serious inquiries only! Must be
able to play everything as played on the albums and handle an extensive
touring schedule. If you or someone you know wishes to audition, please
contact the band at BenFalgoust@....

DRUMMER wanted - Progeny of Ruin (formerly Phantom Limb) is looking for a
drummer. Must have decent ability. Preferably from the Boston area. You
must own a drum set. No heavy drug use. We are interested in a style
similar to that of Phantom Limb - sort of melodic death metal. Influences:
Slayer, At the Gates, Morbid Angel, Carcass, early Entombed, Kalmah,
Death. Send an e-mail to McCracken at infuscation@....

DRUMMER wanted - The SOS drummer search...continues. We need A FOURTH
MEMBER, someone that's 1. Cool and 2. Plays like a demon. If you know
someone, can recommend someone, or are that special someone, please
contact us ASAP. E-mail MikeSOS1@....

GUITARIST and DRUMMER wanted - Death metal band in Quakertown, PA area
seeks second guitarist and drummer. Must be proficient with fast riffs and
beats. Much material already written. Band already has vocalist, bassist
and one guitarist. E-mail Justin at jerk_spazm@....

VOCALIST wanted - Immersed In Blood from Sweden. FINALLY we've got a
drummer! And his name is Jonny Bogren. We also got second guitarist now
and his name is Christian Strömblad. Now all we need is a singer...if you
are interested please get in touch! Contact info@....
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OTHERS NEWS

Greetings Fiends and Foul Ones,

"Others" have been selected to appear in the opening scene of "Down" a film
by Don Patterson of New Freedom Films. "Down" is the second part of a three
part horror trilogy. We have also been asked to write the Title Song.
Filming
will begin this summer and we will be shooting our scene in Binghamton N.Y..
We will be looking for Extra's to appear in the film. If anyone is
interested
in being an extra. Drop me a line at bloodsuckingfreaks@...
(in subject box put film Extra).
YOU MUST BE 18 AND BE ABLE TO PROVE IT AND SIGN A RELEASE CONTRACT...
Serious Inquires Only and must be available for 2 or 3 weekends.I will have
more info by the end of March.

Here is the scoop from Don Patterson:

I am going for extreme shock value. How weird can we get?
The opening of down takes place in a bar (this side of hell). A band
performs
on stage as the crowd is flashing back and forth between a 'normal/real' bar
scene (as we would see at a local large bar) and a 'demonic' bar crowd
involved in acts of S & M, torture, demons having sex and -- we'll do lots
of
'distorted' shadows on the walls (lots of nudity -- but NOT 'porn', gore and
jumps) -- well you get the picture. Like the Star Wars Cantina scene only as
gore filled and depraved as we can possibly make it. Back and forth in
extended flashes. One example could be of a fat man being chained and
tortured by two scantily clad (black latex?) or beautifully nude demonesses
(is that right?). The actors faces would be well made up. The fat man's face
is deteriorating, partially consumed (show some skull)? The demonesses have
scaly faces with very large teeth -- but the bodies are 'perfect'? (faces
are
seen last for effect). As they shove their knives into his fat belly (he
'looks' like he is screaming at the top of his lungs but you cannot hear him
above the sound of the music!) and rip apart his skin -- guts pour out
followed by more sexy and nude demonesses covered in blood. They get up from
being on the floor (where they fell with lots of blood and guts -- from the
fat man's belly) and start dancing to the music... lots of shadows. The
camera moves around the scenes -- a nude woman (seen from the back) is on
her
knees giving a huge nude male demon a BJ, she turns to face the camera and
all she has for a face is a huge mouth (no eyes, nose or features -- just a
huge red lipped mouth with very pointy teeth). This side of hell and flashes
of normalcy. Jack Ripley is with head on table, looks up and sees his
surroundings. He pours another drink from the bottle -- grabs some pills and
downs them both. The bottle is empty. He goes to the bar -- passing some of
the most graphic yuks we can come up with. A huge bar tender makes him a
drink using maggots and (what looks like) industrial waste. You get the
idea.
Several shot sequences follow (e.g. Jack is propositioned by two beautiful
'twins' that want to 'consume' him) but Jack Ripley exits the bar through a
side door. As he exits out into an alley, the door vanishes into a brick
wall. There is a street drunk cussing Jack as he trips over a dead black cat
and knocks over the street person's grocery cart filled with empty cans.
Dead
sound in a dead alley. It is night. Jack goes home to his modest apartment.
Along the deserted streets, he occasionally spots 'devils in the shadows'.
You might get the idea. Jack is either nuts, hallucinating on some pretty
heavy stuff or on this side of hell.

If down sounds good to you -- start looking for cast and locations. I will
fill in any holes or vacancies here in Columbus or in Cleveland later. But I
would like to get as many cast as you can get interested in and at a
location
close to you for the opening scene (if possible). The only carry-over
character in the first series of scenes is Jack Ripley. But I really like to
get as many people in front of the camera as possible. Also start thinking
about gore, horror, gruesome shocks, make up, special effects and nudity
scenes with the intent to shock. I have a band of brothers/sisters (from
haunt), effects people and make-up specialists -- but many do not like to
travel too far from home. Even on weekends. Plus -- it gives others a chance
at getting their creativity and talents on a DVD.
Once again -- I am not a big name film maker. haunt was my first film. haunt
is not being pushed for marketing -- until I finish the entire Jack Ripley
Trilogy. Because I might want to go back and add scenes, effects and etc. to
haunt after the other two parts are done (for consistency and bridge any
holes in story lines).
For more info - http://www.hauntedmovie.com
--------------------------------------------------
Also check out Haunted Memories Changing Portraits
http://www.hauntedmemories.com - These are Great to freak out your friends
and family...
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Shows:

Monday March 7th - The Sports Bars
State St. Binghamton N.Y.13905
M.A.D. Muzak Presents
"Others" 3rd yr Anniverary Party
with Special Guests
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The Mofo's
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2 for 1 drinks Specials
FREE CD "Live for the Undead"
FOR THE FIRST 50 PAID THROUGH THE DOOR
5 bones / 18 & up / doors 7:30pm 1st band 8pm
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Requests: (315) 781-3897
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Request "Others" !!!

Also in the Binghamton area Listen to
"The Meltdown" with Mike Benson
on WKGB FM 92.5 every Sunday at 10:30pm - 1:00am
and "The Free for All" with Timmy at 7pm
(call in and request "Others")
between 4pm - 7pm M - F) -
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band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others

IN ADDITION...

"Others" have been selected to appear in the opening scene of "Down" a film
by Don Patterson of New Freedom Films. "Down" is the second part of a three
part horror trilogy. We have also been asked to write the Title Song.
Filming
will begin this summer and we will be shooting our scene in Binghamton N.Y..
We will be looking for Extra's to appear in the film. If anyone is
interested
in being an extra. Drop me a line at

bloodsuckingfreaks@...
(in subject box put film Extra).

YOU MUST BE 18 AND BE ABLE TO PROVE IT AND SIGN A RELEASE CONTRACT...

Serious Inquires Only and must be available for 1 or 2weekends.
I will have more info by the end of March.

Here is the scoop from Don Patterson:

I am going for extreme shock value. How weird can we get?
The opening of down takes place in a bar (this side of hell). A band
performs
on stage as the crowd is flashing back and forth between a 'normal/real' bar
scene (as we would see at a local large bar) and a 'demonic' bar crowd
involved in acts of S & M, torture, demons having sex and -- we'll do lots
of
'distorted' shadows on the walls (lots of nudity -- but NOT 'porn', gore and
jumps) -- well you get the picture. Like the Star Wars Cantina scene only as
gore filled and depraved as we can possibly make it. Back and forth in
extended flashes. One example could be of a fat man being chained and
tortured by two scantily clad (black latex?) or beautifully nude demonesses
(is that right?). The actors faces would be well made up. The fat man's face
is deteriorating, partially consumed (show some skull)? The demonesses have
scaly faces with very large teeth -- but the bodies are 'perfect'? (faces
are
seen last for effect). As they shove their knives into his fat belly (he
'looks' like he is screaming at the top of his lungs but you cannot hear him
above the sound of the music!) and rip apart his skin -- guts pour out
followed by more sexy and nude demonesses covered in blood. They get up from
being on the floor (where they fell with lots of blood and guts -- from the
fat man's belly) and start dancing to the music... lots of shadows. The
camera moves around the scenes -- a nude woman (seen from the back) is on
her
knees giving a huge nude male demon a BJ, she turns to face the camera and
all she has for a face is a huge mouth (no eyes, nose or features -- just a
huge red lipped mouth with very pointy teeth). This side of hell and flashes
of normalcy. Jack Ripley is with head on table, looks up and sees his
surroundings. He pours another drink from the bottle -- grabs some pills and
downs them both. The bottle is empty. He goes to the bar -- passing some of
the most graphic yuks we can come up with. A huge bar tender makes him a
drink using maggots and (what looks like) industrial waste. You get the
idea.
Several shot sequences follow (e.g. Jack is propositioned by two beautiful
'twins' that want to 'consume' him) but Jack Ripley exits the bar through a
side door. As he exits out into an alley, the door vanishes into a brick
wall. There is a street drunk cussing Jack as he trips over a dead black cat
and knocks over the street person's grocery cart filled with empty cans.
Dead
sound in a dead alley. It is night. Jack goes home to his modest apartment.
Along the deserted streets, he occasionally spots 'devils in the shadows'.
You might get the idea. Jack is either nuts, hallucinating on some pretty
heavy stuff or on this side of hell.

If down sounds good to you -- start looking for cast and locations. I will
fill in any holes or vacancies here in Columbus or in Cleveland later. But I
would like to get as many cast as you can get interested in and at a
location
close to you for the opening scene (if possible). The only carry-over
character in the first series of scenes is Jack Ripley. But I really like to
get as many people in front of the camera as possible. Also start thinking
about gore, horror, gruesome shocks, make up, special effects and nudity
scenes with the intent to shock. I have a band of brothers/sisters (from
haunt), effects people and make-up specialists -- but many do not like to
travel too far from home. Even on weekends. Plus -- it gives others a chance
at getting their creativity and talents on a DVD.
Once again -- I am not a big name film maker. haunt was my first film. haunt
is not being pushed for marketing -- until I finish the entire Jack Ripley
Trilogy. Because I might want to go back and add scenes, effects and etc. to
haunt after the other two parts are done (for consistency and bridge any
holes in story lines).
For more info - http://www.hauntedmovie.com

I work very low budget -- I try to wrap the story around that which is
available and accessible. This is important -- I am not rich, I am trying to
create the highest quality final production possible with as little up front
-- This will be fun and will get seen. I will make DVD-R copies of the
opening for the band (in a music video format) which you will be free to
replicate and share with all who participate.Your call.
We do not need to use the Descent/Garden of Rage/Cabin by the Lake music --
but Music of the same wavelength/time scheme: I need something like the 1
minute opening on the CD (Descent). Very choir like but with a sinister
feel.
This will be for the opening credits on graphics that fade into black. I
love
your lead singers voice -- if she could apply it to multiple tracks (similar
to the Enya style of choir-like sound -- but go for the satanic -- erotic
not
sweetness)
The opening shot would be a close up of the slide down the guitar neck with
the audio of a distorted guitar (as in Garden of Rage) then to a close up of
the drive of the drums. Start flashes to audience in rapid sequences to drum
beat.
I want to keep the whole bar scene as fast paced as possible until the Dark
Angel scene at the conclusion of the bar scene. Music -- figure about 6
minutes total amount but final 2 minutes will be pushed into the background.
What I would like to shoot on the first series -- just the band (in costume
and make-up) performing with the playing of the finished music we will be
using (sort of lip-sync with a copy of the music on a CD). We will need the
stage set as in a live performance. Audience in full costume and make-up in
the front rows (we will shoot the weird stuff on second series). I use three
cameras on tripods. We go through the first minute, then we reset the three
cameras and do the same first minute again and again. Once we have ten
series
(this can get repetitious) we jump to the next minute. Everything is filmed
is in sync with the previously recorded CD. I may use only 2 seconds of this
shot and four of that -- but by never using the same shot twice -- you can
get that machine gun look that shows a lot to the viewer.
I approach the audience footage in the same way. Find out from those
interested in participating what effects, hellish scene they would like to
create for the opening of down. I cannot promise that I will use everything
-- that will depend on pace and timing of story line. However I am going for
the most unusual and shocking -- after all this is a bar in hell...Think of
Hieronymus Bosch paintings (for those that are not familiar with his work --
do a Google search).
We will need a location close to you. The larger (not too large) bar room
the
better -- we will also need a time when the location IS CLOSED. We have to
control the location completely. I will need a location contract filled out
in advance and signed by the owner of the premises. The band footage (first
series) will take about 5 hours. The second series will depend on those
participating. Anything dealing with nudity or real bizarre action footage
can be shot separately or in a more private location at a different time
(but
same weekend/week). If you know of anyone that wants to tackle some really
strange special effects for the scenes have them contact me directly.

I am open to the suggestions of those that want to participate.
After we have a sane format, participants (that have signed on) and their
activities to be shot/planned I will finalize a script that sets up the
scheduling. I do not do porn. This is very important -- nudity is a part of
the scene -- but I am going for shock value. I do not want anyone doing
anything that even remotely can cause physical or emotional damage. Everyone
must sign a liability waiver in advance.
I work very low budget -- I try to wrap the story around that which is
available and accessible. This is important -- I am not rich, I am trying to
create the highest quality final production possible with as little up front
-- This will be fun and will get seen. I will make DVD-R copies of the
opening for the band (in a music video format) which you will be free to
replicate and share with all who participate.Your call.

It would be a bear to try to bring a lot of cast to NY. I am hoping to
travel
light with two or three crew and two to five make-up people. We have
lighting
and cameras and all sorts of stuff to haul. Looking forward to this...it
will
be a lot of fun!

I am looking for as many goths (the more outrageous in make-up, costuming
and
actions in front of the camera -- the better), males and females and nudes
and demons and as many as we can get -- even if we have to shoot in sections
or break it up into two week ends.I like to get as many people in front of
the camera as possible.
As far as nudes -- It must be stressed that there is no porn in this movie.
Most nude women will have heavy make-up either as demons, skull showing,
etc.
or just a mouth on face or no facial features at all under a wig. So no one
will know who the nude is. Showing whole body not intimate parts. Need a
large male for the female demons to fall out of stomach etc. type of horror
scenes...
I will be bringing in make-up people -- if there are some make-up
specialists
there we can utilize them as well. Imagine devils instead of
zombies...filling a bar listening to your band perform and committing all
sort of weird ....

don patterson-

band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others
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Church Comments On LAMB OF GOD Concert Cancellation: 'We Have To Draw The
Line Somewhere' - Feb. 2, 2005

A spokesperson for the Faithful Central Bible Church has confirmed to the
Associated Press that the church canceled an April 9 concert appearance by
LAMB OF GOD because church leaders were offended by the group's previous
name, BURN THE PRIEST.

"We do owe something to our congregants. A band formerly known as BURN THE
PRIEST caused us pause. We have to draw the line somewhere," said Marc
Little, general counsel for the Faithful Central Bible Church, which owns
the Forum in Inglewood, California, the former home of the Los Angeles
Lakers.

The band were set to appear with Grammy-nominated SLIPKNOT as part of the
Subliminal Verses Tour. In a statement on the band's web site, drummer Chris
Adler called the church's decision "a bit ridiculous."

"If they had taken the time to look into what we do and who we are as a
band, I don't think they would have made the same decision," he told The
Associated Press.

"They have made it clear that they do not want us because of our name, our
show and our crowd," Adler said. "The word from the powers that be is that
LAMB OF GOD is not the wholesome family fun that the good people of Los
Angeles deserve."

The Richmond, Virginia-based band took the name LAMB OF GOD in 2000 after
performing under the name BURN THE PRIEST from 1994 to 1999. The band dumped
the earlier name because it "put us into a corner we didn't want to be in,"
Adler said.

"So we went with something just as strange but, I guess, in the other way.
So to have this kind of backlash is strange," he added.

The band has had people show up at their concerts to protest the band name.
But Adler said the band has never been banned from a venue.

But in light of recent events, including the nightclub shooting of guitarist
Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott, Adler said he wasn't too surprised by the action.

"I really can't believe it. But maybe it's a new day in what we are finding
out will be allowed and what will be censored," he said.

LAMB OF GOD were excited about the Forum date because metal bands do not
typically play such large venues.

The band's major label debut, "New American Gospel", was released in 2000.
Their 2004 release, "Ashes of the Wake", garnered critical buzz for its
political content. The album's instrumental title track contains a sound
bite of a soldier talking about the killings in Iraq.

The band intends to perform in Los Angeles and is fielding other offers.

"There are plenty of venues that will welcome us," he said. "We're looking
forward to back out there and playing for the fans."

Faithful Central, which bought the Forum in 2000, is among a small but
growing number of churches using sports and entertainment facilities as
houses of worship.

SLIPKNOT and other acts in the tour are still scheduled to perform.
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NEWS FROM GORGAR

CIRCLE II CIRCLE fans can check out the cover art for the band's upcoming
album, Middle Of Nowhere, at www.circle2circle.net. As previously reported,
Middle Of Nowhere will be released on March 29th through AFM Records. The
first single, 'All That Remains', will be released in February. It will
include the song 'In This Life', written with ANGEL DUST guitarist Bernd
Aufermann, and several bonus tracks that won't appear on the full length
album. The band will be hitting the road in Europe with labelmates
MASTERPLAN, ROB ROCK and PURE INC. in March

According to BBC News, two men and a woman from Essex have been charged with
the murder of former WARRIOR SOUL drummer Mark Evans, whose burnt body was
found in a wheelie bin in an east London car park last week. Evans, 48, from
Dagenham, was strangled and transported in a wheelie bin to Electric Parade,
Ilford. Anthony Aldis, 38, of Goodmayes, Steven Fullerton, 28, of Gants
Hill, and Leanne Terry, 26, of Seven Kings, have all been charged with his
murder. All three were scheduled to appear at Waltham Forest magistrates
court on Saturday (January 29). They also face charges of perverting the
course of justice. A member of the public discovered the burning body on
Wednesday morning (26th) after finding his garden fence on fire. Anyone
wishing to send a card for Mark's family in London can do so at this address
(cards will be forwarded to the family): Johnny Ricco, Attn: Mark Evans, P.O
Box 129 Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0129, USA. Evans appeared on
the following Warrior Soul albums: Drugs, God & The New Republic (1991),
Salutations From The Ghetto Nation (1992) and Chill Pill (1993).

OVERKILL will embark on a nationwide tour of the US with support from SONATA
ARCTICA. The first date confirmed for the trek is: April 14 at BB Kings in
New York City, NY. More dates will be announced soon. As previously
reported, Overkill will release their new album, ReliXIV, through Eagle
Rock/Spitfire Records on March 22nd. The tracklisting: 'Within Your Eyes',
'Love', 'Loaded Rack', 'Bats In The Belfry', 'A Pound Of Flesh', 'Keeper',
'Wheelz', 'The Mark', 'Play The Ace' and 'Old School'

LILLIAN AXE have posted the following update at their official website
(www.lillianaxe.com): "Derrick (LeFevre) made his debut in Lillian Axe on
NYE to a crowd ready to rock in the New Year and begin the next chapter.Ê To
much delight of the fans, the band dug deep into the vault and brought back
many songs that have not been played live in years. Set list: 'Misery',
'Kill Me Again', 'Show A Little Love', 'Body Double', 'Crucified', 'Ghost Of
Winter', 'Waters Rising', 'Inside Out', 'Deep Blue Shadows', 'Dyin' To
Live', 'Innocence', 'Diana', 'Love And War', 'Nobody Knows', 'Deepfreeze',
'Moonlight In Your Blood', 'Living In The Grey', '2nd Of May', 'Psycho',
'World Stops Turning', 'True Believer'. To see a clip of 'Misery' from the
show, go to www.nlesecretsociety.com.
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: January 29, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Nox Arcana "Darklore Manor"

Augury "Beatus"
Lux Occulta "Nude Sophia"
Graveworm "Never Enough"
Empyrean Sky "Peak of the Fall"
Mercenary "Into the Sea of Sark Desires / World Hate Center"
King Diamond "Mansion in Sorrow - Live" (R)
Oathean "A Life of Suffering Craving the Darkness"
Coffee Inc. "Ricki Lake"
Emok "Dementia Praecox"
If Man is Five "Puppet Master"
Avec Tristesse "A View of the End"
Bethzaida "The Blasphemer"
Razor Crusade "I Wish You Were Me"

** MySpace.com Pic of the Night **
Dementia "Stained Glass Mirror"

Insane Clown Posse "Down with the Clown" (R)
Bewitched "Poetry of My Forest"
Worm Quartet "Let's Break Some Furnature (2004 Remix)"
Anthrax "Metal Thrashing Mad"
Maroon "At the Gates of Demise"
Impasse "Nakanishi-godfrey-lanoue"
Kreator "Passage to Babylon"
Krisiun "They Call Me Death"
Sonata Arctica "Blinded No More"
Laibach "WAT"
Mental Home "Pagan Freedom" (R)
Rammstein "Amerika" (R)
Kiss "Do You Love Me" (R)
Abyssum "Be Thou Bless Forever"
The Pushrods "Girls are Perverts Too"
Winds "The Fireworks of Genesis"
Age of Silence "The Concept of Haste"
Crisis "Blood Burden" (R)
Lilitu "Follow Through"
Insane Clown Posse "Halls of Illusion" (R)
Trivium "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr"
VoiVod "This is Not an Exercise" (R)
Phazm "What a Wonderful Death"
Rage "Alive But Dead - Live"
Tenacious D "Tribute" (R)
Judas Priest "Revolution"
The Sisters of Mercy "Alice (John Peel Sessions 1982)"
Future 86 "User Abuser / Suddenly"
High on Fire "The Face of Obliveon"
Augury "In Russian Dolls Universes"
Motley Crue "Too Young to Fall in Love (Remix)"
Y&T "Contagious"
Kreator "Pandemonium"

The Pushrods - Live from The Xtreme Soundscapes Release Show - 11.21.04
Castaways, Ithaca
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SHOW LISTINGS

Mon, Feb 7: The Dillenger Escape Plan and The End at Club Tundra, Syracuse

Wed, Feb 9: 18 Visions, Emery, Remembering Never, Inferis, and Misery
Signals at The Icon, Buffalo

Thurs, Feb 10: BudweiserTrue Music Band Competition w/ the PushRods and 2
other bands at Peppers Grill, Berwick, PA 9PM - 12

The Last BOILER Show Ever will of course be @ The Haunt - Ithaca, NY.
Friday, Feb. 11 - $5 / 18+ / 10:00pm
There will be no opening bands. BOILER will play 2 sets.

Sun, Feb 13: Crowbar, ProPain, The Mighty Nimbus, and Entombed at The Penny
Arcade, Rochester

Fri, Feb 18: The PushRods at the Haunt, Ithaca

Tues, Feb 22: Hed(pe) and Dry Kill Logic at The Magic City Music Hall,
Johnson City

Fri, Feb 25: Suffocation, Cattle Decapitation, and Behemoth at The Penny
Arcade, Rochester

Thurs, March 3: Atreyu, Unearth, and Scars of Tomorrow at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Thurs, March 3: Tesla at The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City

Thurs, March 3: Soulfly, God Forbid, and Stemm at The Icon, Buffalo

Sat, March 5: GWAR and Alabama Thunder Pussy at The Magic City Music Hall,
Johnson City

Monday March 7th - The Sports Bars
State St. Binghamton N.Y.13905
M.A.D. Muzak Presents
"Others" 3rd yr Anniverary Party - Fan Appreciation
with Special Guests
The Lurking Corpses - http://www.thelurkingcorpses.com
the Mofo's - http://www.mofosonlone.com
2 for 1 drinks Specials
FREE CD FOR THE FIRST 50 PAID THROUGH THE DOOR!
"Others - Live for the UnDead"
$5.00 / 18 & up / doors 7:30pm first band 8pm
band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others

Weds, March 16: Mike Tramp at Rock and Roll Heaven, Buffalo

Tues, March 29: Black Label Society at The Water Street Music Hall,
Rochester

Tues, April 5: Soilwork, Dark Tranquility, Hypocrisy, and Mnenic at The
Icon, Buffalo

Mon, April 18: Velvet Revolver at The Blue Cross Arena, Rochester

Thurs, April 21: Strapping Young Lad, Misery Signals, Reflux, and Agony
Scene at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Mon, May 2: Murphy’s Law, Supersuckers, and Rev Horton Heat at Milestones,
Rochester

Thurs, May 12: Kreator, The Autumn Offering, Death Angel, and Vader at The
Penny Arcade, Rochester
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TOP STORIES LAST WEEK...

+------------- Bizarre Bumper Sticker Quotes --------------+

The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Where there’s a will, I’m in the way.

If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably
green.

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have
enough to spare!

Blow your nose, your horn works fine.

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Sex is a misdemeanor...the more I miss it, the meaner I
get!
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----------- He Really Hit The Nail On The Head ------------

BRECKENRIDGE, Colo. - A Breckenridge, Colo., construction
worker has discovered he shot himself in the face with a
nail gun and did not notice it for six days. Patrick Lawler
went to his dentist's office suffering from a minor tooth-
ache. However, when x-rays were taken, the dentist
discovered a nail lodged just inside the front part of his
brain, just millimeters from his right eye. The nail
apparently entered through Lawler's upper lip when a nail
gun misfired and hit him in the face. Lawler had thought it
was only the gun that hit him. The dentist had Lawler taken
immediately to Littleton Adventist Hospital. A team of
surgeons performed a six-hour operation and successfully
retrieved the 3 1/4 inch nail.
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+--------------------- Bizarre Facts ----------------------+

When antelopes become excited and leap vertically into the
air, it is called "pronking."

The average human bladder can hold 13 ounces of fluid.

There are 1,575 steps from the ground floor to the top of
the Empire State building.

When in the shower, 75 percent of people wash from top to
bottom.

In poker, a pair of Queens is also referred to as a
"Seigfried & Roy."

The average American looks at eight houses before buying
one.

The army controlled by the Wicked Witch of the West in The
Wizard of Oz were called the Winkies.

The average American has $104 in their wallet.

The foreign city Americans visit most is Tijuana.
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----- One Way to Lower Your Libido... and Blood Supply -----

Reno, Nev. - It's not always a good idea to take things
into your own hands. Police received a call for help from
a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn't stop bleeding
from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics
responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical
Center. According to hospital officials, the man had
administered a successful castration on himself thanks to
directions he found on the Internet. The man said that
he performed the castration in order to lower his libido.
Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal that
"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling."
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+------------ Bizarre Answers from Family Feud ------------+

[Here are some actual answers from contestants who have
appeared on the game show "Family Feud."]

Q: Name something a blind person might use:
A: A sword.

Q: Name a song with moon in the title:
A: Blue Suede Moon.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck:
A: A penguin.

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch:
A: A burglar.

Q: Name something you wear on the beach:
A: A deck chair.

Q: Name something red:
A: My cardigan.

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers:
A: A horse.

Q: Name a number you have to memorize:
A: Seven.

Q: Name something you put on walls:
A: Roofs.

Q: Name something that doesn't have an engine:
A: Dishes.

Q: Name something you might be allergic to:
A: Skiing.

Q: Name a non-living object with legs:
A: A plant.

Q: Name a part of the body beginning with "n":
A: Knee.
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-------------- Making A Date With Disaster -----------------

NEW CASTLE, Del. - After you rob a woman it's probably not
a good idea to ask her out. Police stated that after two
men robbed a Domino's Pizza delivery woman one of the
suspects called her on his cell phone to apologize and ask
for a date. The victim wasn't interested in him, but was
interested in giving the police his cell phone number.
Brent Brown, 25, was arrested along with 18-year-old Andre
Moore and now faces second-degree robbery charges. Police
are still on the lookout for a 16-year-old suspect that was
connected to the crime. Officers searched the boy's home
And found the evidence they needed, pizza boxes with the
receipt. Hey, there are easier ways to meet women.
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+--------------- Bizarre Actual Happenings ----------------+

An Italian stripper, Gina Lalapola, was found dead inside a
cake she was supposed to leap from at a bachelor party in
Cosenza in 1995. She had suffocated inside the sealed wooden
cake.

The Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones once admitted ejacula-
ting into a French bread roll and feeding it to fellow band
member Glen Matlock as mayonnaise.

In 1997 a couple from Carlisle, Craig Wilde and Simone
Rooney, found a six-inch bloodstained hypodermic needle
inside a half-eaten loaf purchased from a local supermarket.

German scientists involved in car safety research at the
University of Heidelberg routinely use human crash test
dummies, including the corpses of children.

When the mistress of the nineteenth-century French novelist
Eugene Sue died, she willed him her skin, with instructions
that he should bind a book with it. He did.

The holy Roman Emperor Henry VI liked to cheer up his troops
by having nuns stripped, then smeared with honey, then
decorated with feathers and sent on horseback through the
ranks of cheering men.

A man from Silver Spring, Maryland became infected with
rabies in 1996 and admitted to having sex with a diseased
raccoon. He was charged with animal cruelty.

Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men once believed
sex with female crocodiles would bring success in life.
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----------- 'Phone Sex' Takes on New Meaning ---------------

NEW YORK - Turn up your phone and it will turn you on. At
least that's the idea behind porn star Jenna Jameson's
"moan tones." For only $2.50, lucky folks like you can choose
from a variety of moans, grunts and sexual noises all
recorded by the blond bombshell. If that doesn't get your
blood pumping, Jameson will talk dirty to you when the phone
rings, in English or Spanish. Jameson has launched her
naughty venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and
entertainment company. Also available are color pictures of
the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your
phone for $2.99. "Rock stars make music tones, porn stars
make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wire-
less.
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------------ Bus Driver Helps Out With Sex-Ed --------------

ATHENS - Here's one way to make a bus ride more exciting. A
bus driver taking students to school in northern Greece put
on a porn tape for the kiddies to watch. Dozens of parents
complained about Tuesday's incident, asking the bus company
to fire the driver. "The driver said 'kids we've got porn,
do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters
on Thursday. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just
put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on
the bus." The children were between the ages of 12 and 15.
The bus company said it would meet to determine what action
to take against the driver.
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* Editor Frank Kelly Rich's bimonthly tribute to overdrinking--the
magazine Modern Drunkard--is a 50,000-circulation glossy "about
drinking and only about drinking, and not just drinking, but heavy
drinking," he told the Los Angeles Times in January. Recent
features included biographies of great drunks, a dictionary of bar
slang, and a testimonial on how drinking cured one man's fear of
flying. "The most accomplished people," Rich said, "have been
drinkers," and he implied that people in the Middle East ought to
drink more. Calling serious drinkers an "oppressed minority,"
Rich said he himself has about eight drinks a day, sometimes up to
30 (when he frequently blacks out). Said Rich's wife, of her
husband's career, "When you find your calling, you have to go
with it."
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* Time Is Of The Essence: Austrian artist Muhammad Mueller
started a project in November, as political commentary, in which
two people at a time dig a tunnel from the city of Graz to Gradec,
Slovenia, 42 miles away, using only shovels; he estimated the
venture would take 5,600 years. And in July, a federal appeals
court rejected the Environmental Protection Agency's leak-safety
standards for the long-awaited nuclear waste repository at
Nevada's Yucca Mountain; EPA had found the proposed site safe
until the year 12,000 A.D., but the court said that wasn't long
enough (and noted that one National Academy of Sciences report
recommended protection until the year 302,000 A.D.)
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* Antonio Hernandez, 29, pleaded guilty in Salt Lake City in
December to hijacking a Greyhound bus that had just left Green
River, Utah, intending to use it to smash into his estranged wife's
trailer home. He was stopped at the hijack scene, but if he hadn't
been captured, he would still have had to drive the bus all the way
to the woman's home, in Lexington, Neb., 500 miles away.
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* Sylvain Didier (a mechanic by profession) was found guilty of
sexual assault in Longueuil, Quebec, in December stemming from
a self-invented procedure (the "Slimtronic") he was offering to
female customers of his wife's weight-loss clinic. The Slimtronic
supposedly took off pounds via electrical currents passed through
rubber patches placed on the vulva, and one woman who agreed to
the procedure filed charges against Didier after he kept moving the
patches around with his probing fingers.
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* Stephen Kauff, 33, was arrested in Westerville, Ohio, in
December in a police Internet sex sting but told officers, when he
arrived for a long-arranged meeting with an alleged "14-year-old
girl" at an apartment complex, that he really wasn't interested in
sex but was just curious whether police actually do set up sex
stings over the Internet. (Answer: Yes) And Ian Finlay, 28, also
caught in an Internet sex sting, had denied that he had sex on his
mind when he showed up for a long-arranged meeting with a "15-
year-old girl" at a McDonald's in Hempfield, Pa.; Finlay claimed
that he knew "she" was a cop and wanted to outsmart the cop by
pretending to be a sex predator and that he was angry at being
arrested before he could reveal his "hoax." (He was convicted in
January.)
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From The Onion

U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed
Breast On TV

WASHINGTON, DC—As the nation approaches the one-year anniversary of the
Super Bowl XXXVIII tragedy, an FCC study shows that millions of U.S.
children were severely traumatized by the exposure to a partially nude
female breast during the Feb. 1, 2004 halftime show.

"No one who lived through that day is likely to forget the horror," said
noted child therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum. "But it was especially hard on the
children."

The tragic wardrobe malfunction occurred approximately 360 days ago, during
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's performance of "Rock Your Body," when
Timberlake tore Jackson's costume, accidentally revealing her right breast.

"By the time CBS cut to an aerial view of the stadium, the damage was done,"
said Wasserbaum, who has also worked extensively with orphaned and amputee
children in Third World war zones. "I've found that children can be
amazingly resilient, but this event was too much for many of them to take.
The horrible image of that breast is likely to haunt them for the rest of
their lives."

According to the 500-page report filed by the FCC, more than 90 percent of
the children who saw the exposed breast said they were "confused and
afraid."

"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the
thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on
TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate
Mommy."

Girls were traumatized as well, often expressing apprehensions about sexual
development. According to Wasserbaum, one 8-year-old girl told her parents
that she didn't "want to get evil breasts."

Wasserbaum said children of both genders associate their trauma with
footballs, presumably because of the context in which they were exposed to
the breast.

A great number of children who witnessed the tragedy are still plagued by
nightmares of sun-shapes that recall Jackson's nipple ring. Of the infants
who saw the breast, 76 percent are unwilling to breast feed or use a bottle,
forcing their parents to nourish them intravenously.

"When the tragedy took place, we knew it would cause psychological trauma,
but we had no idea how long the effects would last," Wasserbaum said."Our
worst fears have been confirmed. It will take years to repair the damage."

Cases of deviant sexual development induced by breast-glimpsing are
widespread amongst older children. Pathologies range from schoolyard
exhibitionism to gender-role confusion and violent shirt-tearing.

"The FCC imposed the maximum $27,500 penalty on each of the 20 CBS-owned
television stations," Wasserbaum said. "But the government offered no
recompense to the individuals exposed to the breast. And neither Jackson nor
Timberlake has ever specifically apolgized to the children whose lives they
ruined, or donated a penny for the adolescents' psychiatric care."

Across America, parental concern over the condition doctors have dubbed
Nearly Naked Breast Disorder continues to grow.

"How can my son Brandon be expected to make it through something like that
unscathed?" asked mother of four Shonali Bhomik of the San Francisco-based
What About the Children? Foundation, one of many social-awareness groups
spearheading the fight for increased NNBD funding in Congress. "For
approximately 1.5 seconds, he saw a breast. The image was seared into his
innocent, tiny retinas. He can't close his eyes without replaying the whole
ugly scene over and over in his little head."

"For the love of God—that breast was almost nude," Bhomik added.

Bhomik said she has concerns about her son's development.

"I shudder to think how this could affect my son once he reaches puberty,"
Bhomik said. "Little Brandon just wanted to watch the fun halftime show with
his family. He was only 10 years old."

Bhomik is one of millions of people facing every parent's worst nightmare:
that their child will see a partially exposed breast.

Wasserbaum said there is no way to predict whether the children will
recover.

"One thing is certain," Wasserbaum said. "For us as a nation, the horrific
consequences of almost-nakedness have only just begun to make themselves
apparent."

Wasserbaum added that children who saw the televised breast in Europe,
Australia, and various other nations throughout the world were somehow
unaffected by the sight.
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