The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 11, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...

Chat Room during The Last Exit:
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Lance and Rick arrived a bit late, (around
midnight), as they had been attending a concert. When they got there, they
were greeted by weirdness. Well, this is MO, after all, so weirdness is
normal, but, this was a new kind of weird. Jeffie was there, and Joe was
there... Or at least it looked like Joe, and had Joe's voice... But Joe was
acting just like a Jeffie clone. He had all of Jeffie's mannerisms, and he
and Jeffie were praising each other and appeared to like each other. They
kept telling each other how cool the other one was. Rick and Lance were
understandably confused and dismayed by this turn of events. They tried to
tell Joe that he hated Jeffie, but, it wasn't sinking in. Jeffie called this
new version of Joe Joey Jeff or Jeffie Joe. However, when Jeffie suggested
that he and Joe go underneath the board where he had built a fort where they
could be together, a bit of the old (old has two meanings here, old as in
ancient, and old as in the usual, both apply here) Joe seemed to resurface,
as he did not want to go under the board with Jeffie. Lance and Rick kept
trying to inform Joe that he hated Jeffie, and Jeffie accused Lance of
making up lies about him and slandering him. (incidentally, Jeffie, since
you have now revealed to us all that you are Godlike and responsible for the
entire universe and everything and everyone in it. Well, you've read those
stories on MO about people who are suing God because they're not happy with
the world and their lives in it. Well, I've always said that those people
had a good idea, and that I wanted to join their lawsuits. So, since you are
responsible for everything, you will be hearing from my lawyer soon! I want
millions in compensation!). Despite their best efforts, they did not seem to
be reaching Joe (or Joey Jeff, or Jeffie Joe, or whoever it was). At the end
of the night, Jeffie tried again to get Joe to go under the board with him
to his fort. Joe still did not want to go, but Jeffie decided to take him
there anyways. So, the show ended with Jeffie taking Joe under the board,
and Joe screaming and babbling in horror at whatever it must've been like to
be under there with Jeffie. Shudder to think!! So, tune in this week to see
if Joe is back to his original old self, or if being under the board with
Jeffie has damaged and traumatized him forever. Tune in to find out this,
and for whatever other weirdness that may occur.

On The Last Exit For The Lost: Just Joe was not there. They were not sure
why this was, or where he was. It was eventually concluded that he may have
attended the Gwar concert, and that, if so, Gwar had probably killed him.
Crow from The Pushrods was there, so, once again, there was Pushrods
representation on LE. However, there will not be for the next few weeks, as
they are going on tour and, thus, will be elsewhere. Crow brought along
their new CD, which is done and now available at their web site:
www.pushrodsrock.com so you should all get a copy. It rocks, and the price
is very reasonable. And, oh wonder of wonders!, guess who else was there for
once?! No, not the person who would win the award for person with worst
record of attendance, that would be, of course, Shoebox. No it was the
person who would hands down be the runner up for worst co-host of all
time... Yes, (drum roll) co-host David, bassist for the band Lotus Project,
actually finally saw fit to put in an appearance after months of absence!
And he informed us that he is cutting his hair short (on March 18th, mark
that incredibly important date down! I got mine cut on September 18th 2002,
since this kind of info is apparently very important, there's mine, now you
know!), leaving Lotus Project in three months, and moving to Florida. Well,
it could be worse, at least it's not Jersey, where he has spent an ungodly
amount of time for some unfathomable reason. I don't know how LE will manage
to make it without him, after all, what will they ever do without all of the
tireless, selfless, loyalty, dedication, hard work and long hours that he's
put in as co-host!? I don't see how they can, but, I'm sure they will find a
way to muddle through without him, somehow, extremely difficult though it
will be, the show must go on, and thus, it will... Somehow. True to form,
David left after a couple hours, nothing's changed there. Crow was there for
most of the night, then left to rest up and get ready for their upcoming
tour. We got to hear some of the tracks from the new CD played. It sounded
great. Tune in this week. Just Joe will probably be back as, even if Gwar
killed him, he never stays dead for very long. So, tune in to hear of his
adventures in stupidity, and for whatever other craziness and silliness that
may take place...

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Ok, since FEW had some computer problems and missed the beginning of MO, let
me clear things up. No one knows just what happened. There, One minute Joe
is telling Jeffie how much he hates him and how much he wishes he wasn't
there, and the next thing you know, Joe is acting just like Jeffie and they
are having a grand time picking on Lance and Rick. On the website in the
pics section there are photos to prove their bonding. Scary stuff.

The Pushrods do have their CD available now, and if you get it from their
site at www.pushrodsrock.com for $6, which includes shipping, and they have
new shirts for, I think $8. This week on the show we will have something,
and then hopefully more something. Just what those somethings will be, well,
we will all see together...

Next week, the Wheel of Satan's countdown ends. Let's hope it doesn't just
start playing the teletubbies again, cause that would be a real letdown.

The following week, if the world still exists... It's sort of the real end
of the world... sort of. It is National Joe Day, AND Easter. What chaos and
horror awaits us with such a conjunction?!?
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MARCH 4, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Crisis's new video for "Waking the Dead" will premiere on MTV2's
Headbangers' Ball on March 12th!!!

"Waking the Dead" features a storyline that is a collaboration between
director Nicole Phillips and Karyn Crisis. The video touches on the
political aspect of the song's lyrics, revolving around the idea that people
are trapped in all sorts of "prisons" that keep them from exploring their
personal freedoms. The band Crisis serve as "pied pipers" of sorts and "Wake
up" people with the message of their music, asking the viewer at the same
time, "Are we really free or just merely rats in a maze?"
The video was filmed in an abandoned women's hospital in the boiler room and
hospital rooms.

"Waking the Dead" was directed by Nicole Phillips, filmed by Richard Stark
and Mark Mauricio, and edited by Rajeev Dassani. Thanks to all our friends
who served as extras: Gary, Ruben, Mike, Bobby, Kevin from Watch Me Burn,
Nancy, Leah, Sean from Hostile Groove, Rachel, Maria, and Trevor.
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Novembers Doom video:

Video available from the forthcoming Novembers Doom album. The video is for
the song "The Pale Haunt Departure" and it's available in 3 different
formats.

http://media.theendrecords.com/palehaunt84mb.avi
High/Medium Quality - avi - 84 mb

http://media.theendrecords.com/palehaunt_36.mov
Medium Quality - Quicktime mov - 30 mb

http://media.theendrecords.com/ndpalehaunt.wmv
Low Quality - Windows Media Video wmv - 9 mb
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SEASONS OF THE WOLF NEWS

Hello out there Hardrockers and Headbanging Metalheads.

Hopefully this mailing finds you in good spirit and life treating you dandy.

It has been a while since the last mailing so here we are to catch you up to
date.

The band has been focused in the studio for the past 8 months in recording
over 24 songs.
Two albums back to back!
We had so much material and new stuff coming that we decided to just keep on
recording so we could get 2 more albums in the bag.
It has given us a lot of time to prepare strategies for promotion and save
up the finances to make it all happen once we get done. As of now we have
album #4 complete and half of album #5. We should be finished with all this
by the end of April, and then we start hitting the streets for live shows
again.
During this time we have also been trying to follow up on as many new
contacts as possible for the SOTW album #4 campaign. So, if there is anyone
out there in the music biz getting this message that has contacted us in the
past and has not received a package from us. ...please feel free to refresh
our memory.

And now on to the most current SOTW news.

SOTW is currently being featured on this Internet Radio show
http://www.newartistradio.net/The%20Roadrash%20Bash.htm
Thanks to John Foxworthy - Chief Editor, Garage Radio
http://www.garageradio.com

*OverDrive (radioshow) Belgium will be spinning tracks from the Nocturnal
Revelation album over the next couple of months. Thanks to Patrick de
Sloover

*Rockeyez online magazine - Islalin, New Hamshire - USA will have some SOTW
album reviews upcoming

*Crypt Magazine - Las Vegas, NV - USA - Last month SOTW guitarist Skully had
the pleasure of having visit to our studio. Mark Lewis from Crypt Magazine
is putting together a article on the history of heavymetal in the Tampa Bay
area. So we had fun chatting about the old days and Mark got to hear a
couple tracks right from the mixing table.

OTHER STUFF

*Article on the film Bloodstained Bride in "Underground Oddities" section of
Shock Cinema Magazine issue #27. SOTW wrote and recorded the main theme
music for this film.

*Article on films Bloodstained Bride and The Van coming out in Micro-Film -
March issue #7. SOTW also has quite a few tunes through the film THE VAN.

*Music video for Seasons Of The Wolf song Magnetic Star from the Nocturnal
Revelation album aired on Marcuss Mixx Boom TV on channel 19 - Chicago -
Saturday, Feb. 26th -at 12:30 am

*All 3 current Seasons Of The Wolf albums are now available on for download
MSN Music.
MSN Music launched last October in the US and has been heralded as a capable
rival to Apple’s industry-leading iTunes music store. MSN currently offers
consumers more than half a million tracks for download, in Windows Media
format [160 kbps WMA].
These are direct links to Seasons Of The Wolf albums on MSN Music
Seasons of the Wolf / Seasons Of The Wolf
http://music.msn.com/album/?album=10517312
Seasons of the Wolf / Nocturnal Revelation
http://music.msn.com/album/?album=10517307
Seasons of the Wolf / Lost In Hell
http://music.msn.com/album/?album=10432741

**Meanwhile back at the home studio wolves den SOTW continues to lay down
tracks for 2 new albums to be released. Album #4 should hit the streets in
fall 2005 and then album #5 in fall 2006. During that time the band also
plans to release a music video DVD that they have been working on for the
past couple of years.

Thats all for now.
Thanks
SEASONS OF THE WOLF
http://www.sotwmetal.com
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NEWS COLLECTED BY GORGAR

CRIMSON GLORY's official website has issued the following press release,
confirming the rumours of a reunion featuring the band's original members.
Read on... "The Music. The Mystique. The Legend. Crimson Glory. Original
band members of the legendary group, Crimson Glory, have recently began the
writing process for their all new, much anticipated fifth Crimson Glory CD
entitled: Metatron, Lucifer and the Divine Chaos. Acclaimed worldwide for
their legendary recording Transcendence, original Crimson Glory
guitarist/song writer Jon Drenning, bassist/song writer Jeff Lords and
guitarist/song writer Ben Jackson have begun the process of assembling songs
to be released later this present year. The original band members are also
producing a live Crimson Glory DVD entitled Phantoms Of The Opera. The DVD
will contain an entire Crimson Glory concert from 1989 featuring original
vocalist, Midnight; as well as several other live concert videos and behind
the scene footage from around the world during the band's Transcendence
World Tour. The original band members are also collecting a vast amount of
materials from many sources for their historical 20th Anniversary Box Set to
be released in early 2006. It will be entitled: Valley Of Shadows --
Kingdoms Of Light. The historical box set will consist of many
re-mastered -- and, in some cases, re-recorded -- Crimson Glory songs, as
well as some previously unreleased songs, different versions of songs, demo
songs, hundreds of unpublished pictures; hand written lyrics, additional
behind the scene video footage; as well as an autobiography written by Jon
Drenning in conjunction with Jeff Lords and original band members, Ben
Jackson, Dana Burnell -- and Midnight, if he so chooses to be included in
the process. In regards to original vocalist Midnight: it is not known at
this time what the extent of the original vocalist's involvement will be
concerning the all new Crimson Glory CD, as he is presently disposed in
Europe for a short tour promoting his long overdue solo CD, entitled Sakada,
to be released soon. FYI: the name Midnight chose to title his solo CD,
Sakada, is a derivation of the word 'cicada' which comes from the same name
for an insect that burrows below ground only to come out once every 17
years... Midnight has expressed interest several times to band members, on
www.crimson-glory.com, as well as in recently published statements by
several media outlets, that he is sincerely interested in recording a new
Crimson Glory CD. However, while he remains interested in recording songs
for the all new Crimson Glory CD, he has yet to say if he will ever perform
live with the legendary group again. Nevertheless, the remaining original
Crimson Glory members remain dedicated to their 20th Anniversary reunion and
will be diligently at work writing, composing and compiling materials for
all the aforementioned projects and look forward to seeing all their
wonderful fans on the road, again, in the near future! We are forever. We
are the future. Transcendence. Stay tuned..."

A studio track called Waters Rising, from the new Lillian Axe CD coming out
later this year, is available for streaming at: daddario.guitar.com.

PERRIS ANNOUNCES HAIRSPRAY DVD AND NEW SIGNING:
For those about to rock, Perris Records salutes you with their first ever,
long awaited DVD release entitled Hollywood Hairspray - The DVD. March 22nd,
2005 marks the release date for this incredible new DVD featuring 11 videos
and interviews from Stephen Pearcy, Broken Teeth, Babylon A.D., Nasty Idols,
Stampede Queen, Crashdiet, Cherry St. and others. Also included is some
bonus material including the never before seen video for "Pissed" by
Dangerous Toys. The complete track listing for Hollywood Hairspray - The DVD
is:
Stephen Pearcy - "Drive With Me"; Ironhorse - "American Thunder"; Broken
Teeth - "Devil Money"; Babylon A.D. - "American Blitzkrieg"; Nasty Idols -
"Heads Down (In Tinseltown)"; Loud 'N' Nasty - "Hungry"; Cherry St. - "The
Walk"; American Heartbreak - "Rotten Apple"; Crashdiet - "Riot In Everyone";
Stampede Queen - "Never Turn Your Back (On Rock & Roll)"; Worlds Apart -
"Forever". Bonus Video: Dangerous Toys - "Pissed".
DVD is NTSC Region 1, Out on March 22nd, 2005. www.perrisrecords.com for
more infoa
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: March 6, 2005
(R) = Requested

Paradise Lost "Eternal"
Anorexia Nervosa "Sabat Mater Dolorosa"
Augury "Becoming God"
If Man is Five "Azreala - Live"
Kreator "Dystopia"
High on Fire "Devolution"
Necrophagist "To Breathe in a Casket" (R)
Children of Bodom "Knuckleduster"
Burzum "Jesus' Tod" (R)
Backyard Babies "Colours" (R)
Cephalic Carnage "Wraith"
Black Label Society "Death March"
Judas Priest "Wheels of Fire"
The Pushrods "She Only Wants Me When She's Hammered"
Marduk "Seven Angels, Seven Trumpets"
Transmission 0-0 "San Migel"
Pure Sweet Hell "Golgotha on My Mind"
Kamelot "Abandoned"
Comeback Kid "Final Goodbye"
Lotus Project "Storm" (R)
Norma Jean "MurderErotica"
Seemless "The Wanderer"
Kill Your Idols "Only Dicks Don't Like Black Flag"
Caroline Blue "Slave to the Hourglass"
Others "Powers that Be..."
Motorhead "In the name of Tragedy"
The Lurking Corpses "Meet Me in the Graveyard" (R)
Mofos "Satan A-Go-Go" (R)
Black Labeled "Kill the Pepsi Generation"
November's Doom "Dark World Burden"
The Pushrods "Liar"
Mindfield "Gallery in Black"
Bruce Dickinson "Armchair Hero"
Rage "Alive But Dead"
Candlemass "Zog"
The Autumn Offering "Last Desperado"
Bloodbath "Eaten"
Future 86 "Give It To Me"
Epoch of Unlight "The Scarlet Thread"

**MYSPACE Pic of the Night**
Elusive Travel "Seperation"

Hitoshi Nakamura's Eternal Fantasy "The Kingdom in Your Mind"
Tenacious D "Dio" (R)
Black Sabbath "Mob Rules" (R)
Braindance "Resurgence" (R)

**Tribute to the Past Set**
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles "It was the Tits" (R)
Corossion of Conformity "White Noise"
Cemetary "Now She Walks the Shadows"
Cycle Sluts from Hell "I Wish You Were a Beer" (R)
Vicious Rumors "Abandoned" (R)
Sanctuary "Die for My Sins"

American Head Charge "Loyalty" (R)
Behemoth "The Universe Illumination (Say Hello to My Demons)" (R)
Smoke or Fire "California's Burning"
Paradise Lost "The Painless / Desolate"

Feature Artist: Slayer...
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, March 11: Others, ST Dredd, and 2 more at Northern Lights, Johnson City

Sat, March 12: Worm Quartet at a Novel Idea, Auburn

Sat, March 12: The PushRods, Plan-607 and TBA at Brownies, Herkimer

Sun, March 13: Motorhead and Corrosion of Conformity at The Magic City Music
Hall, Johnson City

Sun, March 13: Nokturna at Castaways, Ithaca with Process of Elimination and
Digital Geist

Weds, March 16: Mike Tramp at Rock and Roll Heaven, Buffalo

Mar 17th the PushRods with River Chicken, Flat Stanley and Stranded St.
Pattys Bash @ the Brass Mug Tampa, FL

Fri, March 18: Sic Seed, Scarred Theory, Deafness, and Marazine at The
Haunt, Ithaca (9pm - ages 18+, $5 over 21 / $7 under 21)

Fri, March 18: Elusive Travel at Broadway Joe’s, Buffalo

Sat, March 19: Elusive Travel at The Bug Jar, Rochester

Mar 19th the PushRods with: Vis Vires, Ten New Toes & Red Level @ the
Pegasus Lounge (www.pegasusniteclub.com) Tampa, FL

Tues, March 29: Black Label Society at The Water Street Music Hall,
Rochester

Wed, March 30: Cryptopsy, Misery Index, Cattle Decapitation, Autumn
Offering, and Skodag at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sat, April 2: Worm Quartet at Alfred University, The Nevins Theatre in
Powell Campus Centre, Alfred, NY

Tues, April 5: Soilwork, Dark Tranquility, Hypocrisy, and Mnenic at The
Icon, Buffalo

Wed, April 6: The Queers, River City Rebels, The Black Halo’s, and The Bones
at The Icon, Buffalo

Mon, April 18: Velvet Revolver at The Blue Cross Arena, Rochester

Mon, April 18: Pigface, Nocturne, and Scary Monsters at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Thurs, April 21: Strapping Young Lad, Misery Signals, Reflux, and Agony
Scene at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Thurs, April 21: Chimaira, Trivium, Stemm, and The Killing at The Icon,
Buffalo

Fri, April 22: The Pushrods CD Release Show at Castaways, Ithaca

Sun, April 24: Melt Banana, Hot Cross, and Robot Goes Here at The Noyes
Community Center, Cornell (8pm - $6 with CUID / $8 public)

Sun, April 24: Darkest Hour at The Icon, Buffalo

Sun, April 24: Trivium, Chimaria, Stemm, and Killing at The Magic City Music
Hall, Johnson City

Sun, May 1: Dead to Fall, Cephalic Carnage, and Sons of Azreal at The Icon,
Buffalo

Mon, May 2: Murphy’s Law, Supersuckers, and Rev Horton Heat at Milestones,
Rochester

Thurs, May 12: Kreator, The Autumn Offering, Pro-Pain, and Vader at The
Penny Arcade, Rochester
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TOP STRANGE STORIES AND STUFF

+------- Bizarre Things You Didn't Know Had Names ---------+

Rowel: the revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs

Columella: the bottom part of the nose that separates the
nostrils

Saddle: the rounded part on the top of a book of matches

Ophyron: the space between your eyebrows

Rasceta: the creases on the inside of your wrist

Purlicue: the space between the extended thumb and index
finger

Nittles: the punctuation marks designed to denote swear
words in comics

Ferrule: the metal band on the top of a pencil that holds
the eraser in place

Peen: on a hammer, the end opposite the striking face

Obdormition: when an arm or a leg "goes to sleep" as a
result of numbness caused by pressure on a nerve

Keeper: the loop on a belt that holds the end in place after
it has passed through the buckle

Armsate: the hole in a shirt or a sweater through which you
put your hand and arm
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----------------- Digging Up the Past ---------------------

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - Resting in peace was not an option for
deceased Michael Hendrickson after his girlfriend Karen
Stolzmann dug up his cremated remains and took them with
her. Stolzmann, 44, was sentenced to 60 days in jail for
stealing his ashes, possibly out of spite for his family.
Hendrickson was 27 when he died in 1992 from a self-
inflicted gunshot wound. His relatives discovered last fall
that his remains were gone. Beer and cigarettes buried with
him were also missing. Authorities suspected Stolzmann, who
had lived with Hendrickson and was with him when he killed
himself. Detectives searched her home, finding her hiding
in the shower and located the remains in her garage.
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----------------- He Shot The Wrong Load -------------------

PITTSBURGH, Pa. - How do you explain this one to your
parents? A 17-year-old girl was engaging in some obviously
bizarre "bedroom activities" when she was accidentally shot
by her boyfriend. She was wounded in the groin when she
received a bullet from the .45-caliber handgun and had to be
taken to the hospital. Her boyfriend, Timothy Madden, 23,
was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment
and corruption of a minor. The incident occurred on Sunday
afternoon at Madden's apartment. "They were engaged in some
bizarre activities in his bedroom," Ross senior detective
and public information officer William Barrett said. "The
gun, we believe, accidentally discharged."
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-- It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Naked Nacho Cheese Man --

MARYVILLE, Tenn. - Police apprehended a man on his 23rd
birthday who was running naked while covered in nacho
cheese. Birthday boy Michael David Monn plead guilty to
charges ranging from burglary to public intoxication. The
incident which occurred in July 2004 ended with a plea deal
allowing Monn to receive supervised probation instead of the
initial three years prison sentence. According to
prosecutors Monn was drunk during the time he burglarized a
swimming pool snack bar. An officer found him in the pool's
parking lot running towards his jeep with stolen goods, a
box of snacks and a container of nacho cheese. After he was
caught officers found his clothes and an open bottle of vodka
in his vehicle.
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Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/2005
0302/ap_on_fe_st/naked_man

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after
they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said.
Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous
weapon.
Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when neighbors asked him
to put clothes on Sunday afternoon, police said.
He went inside and came back out with a 2 1/2-feet long sword and began
threatening the neighbors, court records show.
He was released from jail Monday after posting $2,000 bond
If convicted, Rarick could face up to two years in jail and a $5,000 fine.
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for March 7.
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
sending it to Aethyric Productions, Po Box 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224.

And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

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