The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - April 15, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
http://devoted.to/onslaught - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
The Last Exit on MySpace: www.myspace.com/thelastexit

Chat Room during The Last Exit:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
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** RECAPS BY FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: Joe was back (old Joe, not Just Joe), and he was
himself, or, at least, he started out that way... Lance was a bit late, so
Joe actually played some Stryper (their cover of "shining Star", no less!),
to lure him there. Lance arrived, and then, apparently, Satan called in to
request more Stryper, which was played. When Jeffie arrived, (he was back
this week as well), Joe attacked him and beat him down. Joe kept yelling
that this beat down was for Jeffie's ruining Star Wars for everyone (he and
Jeffie had been at a store for a special big sale on Star Wars toys the week
before, which was why they had been absent from MO). Jeffie kept saying that
he hadn't ruined Star Wars for anyone, he had merely told everyone what
happened in it. Joe kept beating on Jeffie, and somehow knocked the Skittles
out of him. Joe then took some of them and went back to the main room. Rick
decided he wanted to see how that worked, so he went into where Jeffie was
(intending to get in on the Jeffie beat down, no doubt). But Jeffie sprayed
a mist in Rick's eyes. Well, actually, the mist was White Rain hair spray.
Jeffie said he was sorry to Rick, but said that he had had to do that to
protect himself and the rest of the Skittles, which he said Rick was going
to take. He then got Joe to eat said Skittles, whereupon Joe became Joe Jeff
once again. So this week the Jeffie drug delivery device was apparently
Skittles (as opposed to Mountain Dew the last time). Jeffie said something
about the solid working better than the liquid (dirty! I'm sure you can
think of many jokes to go with that remark!), :) but caught himself when
they asked him what he was talking about, and insisted "nothing". Joe Jeff
went back to being Jeffie's friend. Jeffie found a balloon and kept playing
with it. There were some innuendos made as to exactly what kind of balloon
it was, and why there was a substance of some kind in it. :) Jeffie put the
balloon in his mouth and was sucking on it. Then Jeffie told Joe Jeff he had
a present for him... Pants Monkey! (A monkey which was in his pants, which
meant, of course, that, in order to show it to Joe Jeff, Joe Jeff had to
look at Jeffie's crotch). Every time Jeffie showed Joe Jeff Pants Monkey,
Joe Jeff screamed and seemed, understandably, to become traumatized. Jeffie
gave Joe Jeff a head (no! not head! a head!), a red stuffed head. Joe Jeff
threw the head. every once in a while throughout the night, Jeffie would try
to show Joe Jeff Pants Monkey again, and, every time, Joe Jeff would become
traumatized and start screaming again. Then Jeffie put that balloon in his
mouth again and was sucking on it and, apparently, swallowed most of it. Joe
Jeff pulled the balloon out of Jeffie's mouth. Jeffie told Joe Jeff that
having him pull the balloon out of him had been great, and that he had
really enjoyed it. Jeffie kept insulting and taunting Lance. Finally Lance
had had enough and he and Jeffie brawled, using the hair spray as a weapon,
and fighting for control of it. Then Jeffie sprayed Joe Jeff in the face
with the hair spray. He said that he was sorry, that he hadn't meant to do
that (yeah right!), that he didn't realize that when you pressed the little
nozzle like so... And, consequently, he then sprayed himself in the face
with it. Joe Jeff and Jeffie said that a caller had called in saying that
Rick and Lance sucked. Rick and Lance claimed that, no, the caller had said
that Jeffie and Joe Jeff sucked. Well, at any rate, the show ended with Joe
Jeff saying that they had to play a song for that caller... It was a unique
song... A sappy, extremely cheesy, song from the Hulk Hogan tribute album:
"The World Just Lost Another Hulkamaniac". It was truly something... And
that was MO for that week...

On The Last Exit For The Lost: Just Joe was there. A listener who was in the
chatroom kept requesting that they kill Joe. Strongly requesting this. After
a while, Just Joe said that he had had it with people demanding that he be
killed. He said, that, if they wanted it done so badly, then why didn't they
come down there and do it themselves?? But nooo! So he said that, if they
weren't going to do that, then he was going to go to them. He stormed out
slamming the door violently on his way out. They told the listener that Just
Joe was on his way to his house. A short time later, Just Joe was back
claiming that he had found this person, given him the beating of his life,
and left him crying and lying in a pool of his own blood. However, the
listener was still in the chatroom, and was fine. They told Just Joe that he
must've beaten the crap out of the wrong guy. So, a funny trick was played,
A week late for April Fools Day, but funny. For Just Joe's challenge for
that week... He had to face Azkath for two minutes in a shoot fight. Azkath
had two minutes to make Just Joe either submit or tap out. And so, with an
instrumental track playing as a backdrop for this, the fight began... Azkath
gave Just Joe a brutal beating, bouncing his head off of everything in the
room. But Just Joe was stubbornly hanging in there. So Azkath got a screw
driver. They started battling for control of the screw driver, and Just Joe
managed to get it away from Azkath, and to stab Azkath in the back with it.
The Two minutes elapsed, and Just Joe did not submit or tap out. So Just Joe
won what was probably his hardest challenge thus far (well except for the
only one he's lost so far, getting a glass of water tossed in his face by
Crow). For his reward for winning his challenge, Just Joe got to pick a song
to play (he chose "Amerika" by Ramstein). Just Joe was quite battered from
the beating he had taken, was having quite a bit of trouble getting up, and
then stabbed himself with the screw driver (that's 'cause he's stupid). Just
Joe was really bragging and gloating about his triumph (ha! a good Just Joe
pun there, not one of his favorite bands Triumph, but his win). Azkath told
Just Joe that he was going to spend his week plotting something terrible for
just Joe for his revenge. Just Joe kept taunting Azkath, and Azkath attacked
Just Joe, giving him another severe beat down. The show ended in a may
lay... The Penguin (who got there late, just in time for the last break) and
Just Joe were causing more chaos... So tune in this week. Who knows what
will happen. Odds are that it may not be too good for Just Joe. We'll see
what if any revenge Azkath has come up with, and who knows what else... Tune
in and see...

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News from Azkath...

Ok, so what to tell you about... Well, From These Ashes should be at The
Last Exit for the Lost this week. They have a new song, and a new CD done
soon, if not by then. They will be doing their first show of the year at The
Haunt Sunday. We may also have some Pushrods representation. Or at least we
hope we will, with THEIR CD release show being next Friday the 22nd at
Castaways. And we will also be filming bits of it for their video, Girls in
Vinyl Skirts, also the name of the new CD, so if you are female, and would
like to be in the video, come to the show in a vinyl skirt. If you are male
and... well, yeah, I'm sure we can use that too...

Next week we should have If Man is Five at the show, and we have a few other
bands coming up soon, some that have never been up before, and it looks like
the show for June 4th has been finalized. See below for all the info, and
it is also the 11th Anniversary of The Last Exit for the Lost that night.
Should be fun. We will still be doing the Last Exit that night as well,
although the first hour may be pre-recorded, afterwards we will have
Divinity Destroyed and Elusive Travel up, and who knows who else. But that
is a ways away... New DVD is being worked on, we were supposed to do an
interview with Blitz from Overkill Monday for that, but stuff happened, and
I will tell that story Saturday night. Hoping to get it next Friday when
they play The Penny Arcade...

Also, we have now gotten UMTV cleared to air in Ithaca on Pegasus Cable
again. Starting THIS weekend, you can catch it on Sat at 1pm and 4pm, and
again on Sunday at 10pm. Their website for more info is http://umtv.info/.

I think that is all for right now, if I forgot anything, well listen to the
shows and see if I remember what it was. Oh, yeah, I have no clue what is
planned for The Onslaught, but that is often the case, and then all hell
breaks loose...

Now onto news...
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Nocturne update: April 12, 2005
Hey Guys!

MESSAGE BOARD:
First off, I am so sorry that the message board has been down for so long.
Our server has been giving us problems, and we hope to have it back up
within the next week or so.

NEW NOCTURNE CD:
Secondly, the release of our new album "Guide To Extinction" is right around
the corner. You CAN go ahead and start placing orders off of our web site
(www.nocturne.cc), but I would advise that you buy the album at the show -
it will be faster then waiting on us to send it to you since we'll be busy
playing shows every night. Once the tour is over, we'll be able to send out
CDs much more quickly, but that won't be until the end of May. If you are
NOT able to make it to a show, then you can go ahead and order it off of our
site, but please be patient....since will be out on the road, in may take a
few weeks before we can ship it to you.

THE FREE FOR ALL TOUR:
And finally, here is the most recent info in regards to the upcoming tour:
The line up is as follows - each night there will be one (and occassionally
two) local opener(s) who will start the evening, then Voodou will perform,
followed by Nocturne, then Sheep on Drugs, and then Pigface will headline.
So please be sure to get to the venue early enough to see Nocturne perform!
I (Lacey) will be singing several songs with Pigface in addition to my
performance with Nocturne. Ben Graves of MURDERDOLLS (side project band of
Slipknot's Joey Jordison) will be on drums with Nocturne! The Enigma (from
Jim Rose Circus, who toured with NIN and Marilyn Manson) will be performing
on this tour as well! The Pigface line up will include Hanin Elias of Atari
Teenage Riot, Curse Mackey, Krztoff of Bile, Martin Atkins, Charles Levi of
Thrill Kill Kult, and
MORE!

WHY IS IT CALLED THE "FREE FOR ALL" TOUR?
The idea behind the "Free For All Tour" is that you will get the cost of the
cover-charge back in the form of merchandise coupons. Whatever you have
spent on your ticket to get into the show, you will receive that money back
in the form of coupons, that you can spend on CDs and t-shirts that will be
on sale at the shows! What an awesome idea!

QUESTIONS?
If you have specific questions about the show, such as age restrictions or
what time doors open, please call or e-mail the club. I apologize if you
have sent me an e-mail and I have not responded. I do read all of your
e-mails, but I sometimes get too overwhelmed, time-wise, to answer all of
them. My apologies for that, and I hope you understand.

SO WHERE ALL IS NOCTURNE PLAYING?
Below is a complete list of dates (Boston and Ithaca, NY have been added,
since the last e-mail I have sent out). We hope to see you all there!

STREET TEAMS:
Thanks to those of you who have volunteered to be a part of our street team!
Some of you have received your packages by now. If you have not received
your package, then it is on its way to you. Also, if you run out of flyers
and need more, or if you want to help and have not signed up to join our
street team yet, then please click here:

http://www.undergroundinc.com/fieldrep.html (You can download and print
flyers from this web site.)


Thank you so much, everyone!!!! Also, please be sure to spread the word
about this tour to all your friends!

I hope all is wel with all of you!


SINcerely,

- Lacey
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“THE FREE FOR ALL TOUR” DATES:
with PIGFACE, Sheep on Drugs, NOCTURNE, and Voodou
(plus special guest: The Enigma, of Human Marvels & the Jim Rose Circus!)

April 14, Thursday - Palatine, IL - Durty Nellies (180 N. Smith St.)
www.durtynellies.com
April 15, Friday - Cleveland, OH - The Odeon (1295 Old River Road)
www.theodeon.com/main.html
April 16, Saturday - Detroit, MI - Majic Stick (4120-4140 Woodward Ave.)
www.majesticdetroit.com/stick.asp
April 17, Sunday - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Small's Fun House (400 Lincoln Ave.
in Millvale) www.mrsmalls.com
April 18, Monday - Rochester, NY - Water Street Music Hall (204 N. Water
St.) www.waterstreetmusic.com
April 19, Tuesday - Hartford, CT - Webster Theater (31 Webster St.)
www.webstertheater.com
April 20, Wednesday - Richmond, VA - Alley Katz (10 Walnut Alley)
www.alleykatzrva.com
April 21, Thursday - Washington DC - Nation (1015 Half Street SE)
www.primacycompanies.com/nation
April 22, Friday - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade (695 North Ave.) www.masq.com
April 23, Saturday - Tampa, FL - Masquerade (1503 East 7th Ave. in Ybor
City) www.masqueradetampa.com
April 24, Sunday - Gainesville, FL - Brick City (238 W. University Ave.)
www.brickcitymusichall.com
April 25, Monday - Tallahassee, FL - Beta Bar (809 Railroad Ave.)
www.thebetabar.com
April 26, Tuesday - New Orleans, LA - Howlin’ Wolf (828 South Peters)
www.howlin-wolf.com
April 27, Wednesday - Houston, TX - Numbers (300 Westheimer)
www.numbersnightlcub.com
April 28, Thursday - Austin, TX - The Elysium (705 Red River)
www.elysiumonline.net
April 29, Friday - Oklahoma City, OK - Green Door (329 E. Sheridan)
www.okcshows.com
April 30, Saturday - Denver, CO - Ogden Theater (935 E. Colfax Ave.)
www.nipp.com
May 1, Sunday - Salt Lake City, UT - The Velvet Room (155 W. 200 South)
May 2, Monday – DRIVE - No show on this date
May 3, Tuesday - Seattle, WA - Fenix (109 S. Washington)
www.fenixunderground.com
May 4, Wednesday - Portland, OR - Dante's (1 SW 3rd Ave.) www.danteslive.com
May 5, Thursday - San Francisco, CA - DNA Lounge (375 Eleventh St.)
www.dnalounge.com
May 6, Friday – San Jose, CA - The Blank Club (44 South Almaden Ave.)
www.theblankclub.com
May 7, Saturday - San Diego, CA - Brick by Brick (1130 Buenos Ave.)
www.brickbybrick.com
May 8, Sunday - Hollywood, CA - Key Club (9039 Sunset Blvd.) www.keyclub.com
May 9, Monday - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee (730 N. Mill Ave.)
www.luckymanproductions.net
May 10, Tuesday - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad (618 Central Ave. SW)
www.launchpadrocks.com
May 11, Wednesday - San Antonio, TX - Sanctuary (1818 N. Main St.)
May 12, Thursday - Dallas, TX - The Curtain Club (2800 Main St.)
www.curtainclub.com
May 13, Friday - Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom (423 N. Main)
www.cainsballroom.com
May 14, Saturday - Springfield, MO - The Rockwell (221 South Ave.)
www.the-rockwell.com
May 15, Sunday – Covington, KY - Madison Theater (730 Madison Ave.)
www.madisontheateronline.com
May 16, Monday - Winston Salem, NC - Ziggy's (433 Baity St.)
www.ziggyrock.com
May 17, Tuesday - New York City, NY - BB Kings (237 W. 42nd St.)
www.bbkingblues.com
May 18, Wednesday – Boston, MA - Manray (21 Brookline St., Cambridge, MA)
www.manrayclub.com
May 19, Thursday – Ithaca, NY - The Haunt (702 Willow Ave.)
www.thehaunt.com
May 20, Friday - Buffalo, NY - Club Infinity (8166 Main in Williamsville)
www.clubinfinityonline.com
May 21, Saturday - Columbus, OH - Promowest Pavilion (405 Neil Ave.)
www.columbusbodyartexpo.com/dispContent.asp?page=Location/Contact
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Press Release:

Paul LaPlaca, former frontman for Brooklyn's October Thorns has joined Chris
Caffery's live band for several international dates in support of Caffery's
solo debut. Caffery is well known for his work with Savatage, Trans-Siberian
Orchestra and Dr. Butcher. Performances include BB King's in NYC and the
BW&BK Festival in Cleveland with more dates to be announced. LaPlaca will be
performing backing guitar, vocals and keys for the band.

Paul is also currently working with other former Thorns bandmates Jofu
(drumming with Zandelle) and Dave Z (Bass-ZO2, Trans-Siberian Orchestra and
Joan Jett). He is handling co-lead guitar and backing vocals for Zandelle
who recently finished tracks for their second CD on LMP Records and he
played keys for ZO2 in the opening slot on the KISS / Poison 2004 US Tour.

For additional tour dates and more info on Chris Caffery:

http://www.chriscaffery.com/index2.html
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: April 9, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Trent Reznor Quake Soundtrack

Bruce Dickinson "Mars Within / Abduction"
Mercenary "Sharpen the Edges"
Bloodsimple "What If I Lost It"
Wednesday 13 "A Bullet Named Christ"
Impelliteri "Judgement Day"
If Man is Five "Puppetmaster"
Others "I, Vampire"
Overkill "Love"
Worm Quartet / Sudden Death "Inner Voice"
Judas Priest "Worth Fighting For"
XP8 "Our Scars"
Dark Moor "Beyond the Sea"
Korpiklanni "Hunting Song"
Midnattsol "Lament"
Kinrick "The Empire Falls Again"
Green Carnation "Just When You Think It's Safe"
Bleed the Sky "Paradigm in Entropy"
All Shall Perish "For Far Too Long,,,"
Exodus "Sealed with a Fist" (R)
Still Remains "The Worst Is Yet to Come"
Russell Allen's Atomic Soul "Seasons of Insanity"
Sinia Beach "Hell Blaze"

** MYSPACE PIC OF THE NIGHT **
dormitoryeffect "Bide My Time"

Corrosion of Conformity "Paranoid Opioid
On Thorns I Lay "True Belief"
Pray for the Soul of Betty "Some of My Fucked World"
Bruce Dickinson "Power of the Sun"
Never the Sunshine "Superstar"
If Man is Five "Wicked Trick"
Divinity Destroyed "Sweet Heresy"
Elusive Travel "Seperation"
Others "If I'm Smilin'"
Punch Drunk Monkeys "Donuts"
Overkill "Loaded Rack"
Testament "Low" (R)
Brainstorm "All Those Words"
Neara "Anthem of Despair"
Pile of Heads "The Bomb"
Dropkick Murphy's "Rock 'n Roll"
GWAR "Have You Seen Me" (R)
The Pushrods "Girls in Vinyl Skirts"
Kryoburn "Self Dead"
Black Symphony "Scary Love Song"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones "Kinder Words"
At The Gates "Kingdom Gone"
Athiest "On They Slay"
Amulance "Feel the Pain"
Darkseed "Self Pity Sick"

Phasm "Forest Recipe"
Rammstien "Amerika" (R)
The Red Death "Consciousness Decay"
Born from Pain "Kill It Tonight"
Apocalyptica "Pandemonium"
Strength in Numbers "Reach to Die"
Angkor Wat "Something to Cry About"

Feature Artist: Paradise Lost...
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri April 15: Next Stop Willoughby (featuring 2 members of PDM) at Curley's
Coffee House, Main St. Johnson City, NY

Sat, April 16: Samara, Baba Yaga, Skodag, Sinpusher, and Tar at The Penny
Arcade, Rochester

Sun, April 17: From These Ashes, Mindworm, Iron Core, Kill Concept, Lost
Eden, Entrail, Eva Anexora, Dead Center & Elmira Punk Division at The Haunt,
Ithaca

Mon, April 18: Pigface, Nocturne, and Scary Monsters at The Water Street
Music Hall, Rochester

Thurs, April 21: Strapping Young Lad, Misery Signals, Reflux, and Agony
Scene at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Thurs, April 21: Chimaira, Trivium, Stemm, and The Killing at The Icon,
Buffalo

Thurs, April 21: The Actual Facts, We Are The Arm, Sombodys Closet & The
Donger at The Haunt, Ithaca

Fri, April 22: The Pushrods CD Release Show at Castaways, Ithaca

Fri, April 22: Overkill at The Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sun, April 24: Melt Banana, Hot Cross, and Robot Goes Here at The Noyes
Community Center, Cornell (8pm - $6 with CUID / $8 public)

Sun, April 24: Darkest Hour at The Icon, Buffalo

Sun, April 24: Trivium, Chimaria, Stemm, and Killing at The Magic City Music
Hall, Johnson City

Weds April 27: Next Stop Willoughby (featuring 2 members of PDM) at the
Cybercafe West, Main Street, Binghamton, NY

Fri, April 29: Bonejar, A Different Self, Ayurveda, and Indira at The Haunt,
Ithaca

Sat, April 30: Sulaco, Anodyne, The Heuristic, and Skodag at The Bug Jar,
Rochester

Sat, April 30: Addler�s Appetite at The Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Sat, April 30: 137 at Tudor Lounge, Buffalo

Sun, May 1: Dead to Fall, Cephalic Carnage, and Sons of Azreal at The Icon,
Buffalo

Mon, May 2: Murphy�s Law, Supersuckers, and Rev Horton Heat at Milestones,
Rochester

Fri, May 6: Wednesday 13 at The Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Thurs, May 12: Kreator, The Autumn Offering, Pro-Pain, and Vader at The
Penny Arcade, Rochester

Sat, May 14: Another Day Late at Castaways, Ithaca

Sat, May 14: Nipplepalooza featuring Worm Quartet and Powered by Satan at
Monty�s Crown, Rochester

Thurs, May 19: Pigface, Nocturne, and Scary Monsters at The Haunt, Ithaca

Fri, May 20: Joe Stump, The Sean Baker Orchestra, Redezra, and Intox at The
Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Sat, May 21: Chris Caffery, Metal Mike�s Pain Museum, Joe Stump, and
Scattered Ink at The Steel Music Hall, Rochester

Sat, June 4: The Xtreme Soundscapes: Volume II DVD Release Show featuring
Never the Sunshine, If Man is Five, Elusive Travel, Divinity Destroyed,
Others, and Punch Drunk Monkeys (in a rare appearance) at Castaways, Ithaca.
This is also the 11th Anniversary of The Last Exit for the Lost, and will be
a part of Ithaca-Fest.

Tues, June 7: Queensryche and Judas Priest at Darien Lakes

Sat, June 11: Xtreme Soundscapes Post Release Show with The Pushrods, inRed,
The Loiterer�s, and Future 86 at The Haunt, Ithaca

Sat, June 18: Clutter at The Cortland Youth Bereau, Cortland

Fri, July 1: Crisis, MOD, and Beyond the Embrace at The Continental, Buffalo

Thurs, July 21: Ozzfest at Darien Lake

Thurs, Aug 11: Cinderella, Ratt, Quiet Riot, and Firehouse at Shea�s
Performing Arts Center, Buffalo
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
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And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

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