The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 1, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
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Chat Room during The Last Exit:
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: There was a rebroadcast of the interview that
Rick had conducted a few weeks back with Noah, the vocalist for Bleed The
Sky (the one where the band was at a drunken party, and Noah told us that
his band mate was distracting him by showing him pics that he had just taken
on his digital camera of his fresh vomit in the toilet), followed up by the
playing of a track from their CD. They're cool. Jeffie arrived, only he was
no longer Jeffie, he was still Thor The Viking. And he brought along with
him another Viking he'd met named Warf. Warf's favorite band seemed to be
The Pushrods. Thor had also brought with him again the giant hammer, and
this night also a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. (apparently forgetting
the last time he had brought one of those, and how badly that had gone for
him, with his constantly impaling himself, instead of anyone else, on the
barbed wire). Shortly after his arrival, Thor once again forced Joe to
swallow a pill of some kind, and Joe became Ian The Viking again. Thor has a
song which he is want to sing. And these are the lyrics to that song... "I
am a Viking!... I am Thor!... I am a Viking!" That's it. Although Lance
keeps trying to add more lyrics to it, lyrics which are insulting to Jeffie,
err, I mean, Thor, and kind of dumb. Warf seemed to be very enamored of
Lance, repeatedly calling him "pretty woman". Although Ian had ended the
previous week liking Thor for playing a Manowar song, this week he did not
seem to like him much again. Lance left, to get away from Warf's apparent
lust for him. Well, at least it seemed he had left at first... Then he was
back, although his voice seemed to have changed, sounding quite a bit more
feminine. Then an odd thing happened, well, another odd thing in a long line
of odd things that have been happening there lately, that is... A second
Lance arrived, one that sounded more like Lance, but was obviously an
impostor, as Lance was already there. The impostor kept trying to claim that
he was Lance, but the feminine sounding Lance insisted that, um, he?, she?,
it?, was lance and that the Lance sounding Lance was a false Lance. Are you
with me so far? :) Warf didn't like the feminine Lance, but was quite
taken with the false Lance, who left again for awhile to get away from
Warf's affections, and also to get away from Thor. Thor declared that Jeffie
would never be back, as he was going to go on taking the Thor pills forever.
Then he realized that he had forgotten to take one of the Thor pills, and
ran into the bathroom. When he emerged he was Jeffie. Jeffie said that he
had fought off Thor, Ian attacked him immediately, and then, a minute later,
Thor was back, vowing that Jeffie would never be heard from again. Thor and
Warf then went on a hunt for the false Lance, the one Warf was enamoured
with. They went upstairs and nearly collapsed the house the station is in.
The false Lance came back, and when Warf and Thor returned, they immediately
crushed his nuts. Um, let me rephrase that... That is to say, the false
Lance was trying to eat a packet of nuts, and Thor and Warf crushed them
with the giant hammer, turning them into peanut butter. The false Lance then
left, disgusted. Then, somehow, Thor lost the giant hammer. He and Warf went
after the false Lance, looking for the giant hammer, and for the "pretty
woman", that last being from Warf. Then, once again, on their way out, Thor
got into trouble with the barbed wire baseball bat. First he hit himself in
the head with it, and, of course, it got stuck in his head. He got it out of
his head. Then he tried to sling it over his shoulder, impaling himself
again on it. Once free, he promptly got it stuck in his head again. He asked
them to help him get the barbed wire bat out of his head by yanking on it.
But they told him no, they were leaving... Thor said no, they needed to yank
the barbed wire baseball bat out of his head. And that's how the show ended,
with the barbed wire still stuck in Thor's head. Perhaps Jeffie/Thor will
finally learn that Barbed wire baseball bats and he don't mix too well... I
doubt it though... This week... Thor/Jeffie said that he will not be there
this week, as he will be attending a Crisis concert. Hopefully he will have
gotten the barbed wire bat out of his head by the time of the Crisis show.
:) Tune in to see what will happen...

On The Last Exit For The Lost: Three bands were represented on the show that
night. Plus that famous, or infamous, band, The Squirtin' Chubbies,
represented by Just Joe... First up were Merit. They were interviewed and
played three songs, acoustic, on air. They sounded great. Then there,
although not performing this time around, (they hope to next time), was the
band Full Circle, which is what used to be the band Twilight Kingdom, minus
Chris, the drummer. They have a different drummer now. They were there for
the entire night. Just about every track on their CD (and every track on it
was at least 10 minutes long) was played throughout the night. They rock.
And some clips of Tom's visits to LE 10 years ago, (when they were in
Twilight Kingdom), were played from Best Of CD's as well. Also present for
quite awhile was Eric from Missing Marcus. A whole bunch of those crazy and
silly questions from www.theinsanedomain.com were asked and answered. In the
final portion of the show, we got to hear the recording of the performance
of the band Elusive Travel and Never the Sunshine from the big Xtreme
Soundscapes Volume 2 DVD Release Show, three weeks ago, played back. It
sounded great. This week... Tune in to see who will show up, and what will
go on...

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Notes from Azkath...

This week... I have no idea. There ya go. Tune in and see...

I have also updated parts of the website, check out the pics in the 'Shows
and Pics' section of The Xtreme Soundscapes section...
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Is there a word for when you shove
green beans up your nose and run
around the neighborhood like an idiot?
Because if not, then that cop was lying.

(Derek)
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OTHERS NEWS

Greetings Ghouls and Fouls Ones...

Just droppin a line to let you know I posted a couple of new songs -
"Malevolent" and "Under the Sunset". You can find them at

http://www.soundclick.com/others

http://www.myspace.com/others

SHOWS:

June 30th - Roberson Museum and Science Center
in association with The Creative Community Consortium
Present - THINK THURSDAYS
with - OTHERS
30 Front Street, Binghamton N.Y.
In the Roberson Courtyard
$6.00 (includes museum admission) - 6pm - 7:30pm
Refreshments will be served
for more info visit http:c-three.net
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July 2nd - July 2nd - 2nd Annual Virginia Ave Block Party. 13 Virginia Ave.
Elmira Hights N.Y.
12pm - 9pm
FREE

The Brothers Grateful, Iron Core, Captain Jack, Agony Hill, Exit 56,
Mindworm, Loosely, Others........... Fun for the whole family! Food,
Horseshoes, swimming, and great live music! This entire neighborhood
contributes to the party so we ask that you be on your best behavior. you
must be 21 to be anywhere near alcohol. we will be watching. Come one come
all!
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August, 19 2005 at Underground Music Fest Aug 19,20,21
Not Available, Binghamton, NY 13905
Cost: 10.00
Underground Music Fest Aug 19,20,21
www.blackazul.com/BUMF
$10 pass will cover the admission to all of the shows that weekend
Bands Currently on the Bill:
Nancy / Ranzunation (Cortland) / The Loiterers (Cortland) / From These
Ashes ( Wilkes Barre) / Entrail / A New Vintage / Pine Box Slumber Party /
Overture to Death / Abandon Ship / If Man Is Five / Others / Divinity
Destroyed (N.J.) / Dormitory Effect

Aug 19 - Venue - Club Paradiso
65 front st (behind Binghamton Highschool)

Rome Wasn?t Built in a Day
C.O.E.
Dormitory Effect
Others
If Man Is Five
Divinity Destroyed
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I think the saying should go, "It's all fun
and games until someone *finds* an eye,"
especially if you find it in your own vomit.

(Miss Ann Thropy)
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, July 1 – The Continental, Buffalo
The Killeth Fair Tour: Crisis, MOD, Herod, Beyond the Embrace, and Bleed for
Me

Sat, July 2 - 2nd Annual Virginia Ave Block Party
13 Virginia Ave., Elmira Heights N.Y.
12pm - 9pm - FREE
The Brothers Grateful, Iron Core, Captain Jack, Agony Hill, Exit 56,
Mindworm, Loosely, Others........... Fun for the whole family! Food,
Horseshoes, swimming, and great live music!

Thurs, July 7 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Sic Seed with Syxsycsykos, with guests

Thurs, July 7 – Penny Arcade, Rochester
Merit

Sat, July 9 – The Haunt, Ithaca
4pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 all ages
Early Show: Kill Concept with Inward, Eva Anexora, Lost Eden, and Recent
Tragedy

Sat, July 9 - Spenders, 1600 Lyell Road, Rochester
Winger

Sun July 10 – The Haunt, Ithaca
3pm doors $5 21 and over/$7 under 21
Madtown Music Metal Day with All That is Sacred, Entrail, Iron Core, Rome
Wasn't Built in a Day, Elevator Death Squad, Flint Face, and Freek Matter

Wed, July 13 - Club Infinity, Buffalo
$18 advance / $20 day of show / 716 556 0110)
LA Guns, Metal Church, and WASP

Wed, July 13 – Castaways, Ithaca
Black Labeled and Retching Red

Thurs, July 21 – Darien Lake
Ozzfest

Fri, July 22 – Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, and Soilwork

Fri July 22 – The Haunt, Ithaca
9pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 ages 18+
King Snyder with Still Kept, Indirect Threat, Excoriation

Sat, July 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Soilent Green, A Perfect Murder, Into The Moat, and Watch Them Die

Wed July 27 – The Haunt, Ithaca
$5 9pm ages 18+
Dark Odyssey Goth night with I Parasite and The Wretch

Thurs, July 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
8pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 18+
Another Day Late with Lucia Lie, Jack Bauer, The Second Story, and Kievan
Rus

Thurs, July 28 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Presents
Bloodred Residual (featuring Andrew Priest ex-Knives), Never the Sunshine,
and more...

Fri, July 29 – The Haunt, Ithaca
9pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 ages 18+
Dale, Drummer for Bonejar's 30th B-Day Party with Indirect Threat, Super
Drive,
and Guests

Fri, July 29 – Club Tundra, Syracuse
Merit

Sat, July 30 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
E-Town Concrete

Sun, July 31 – The Haunt, Ithaca
$15 in advance and $20 at the door 4pm doors ages 18+
Girls Gone Wild Rock America Tour featuring ADEMA, Revolation Theory, and
Alston

Thurs, Aug 4 - The High Falls Party in the Park, Rochester (free show)
Blue Oyster Cult

Thurs, Aug 11 - Shea’s Performing Arts Center, Buffalo
Cinderella, Ratt, Quiet Riot, and Firehouse

Thurs, Aug 18 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Presents
The Ithaca Return of Worm Quartet, The Pushrods, and Bee Eater

Fri, Aug 19 - Club Paradiso, 65 front St (behind Binghamton High school)
www.blackazul.com/BUMF
Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, C.O.E., Dormitory Effect, Others, If Man Is
Five, and Divinity Destroyed

Sat, Aug 27 – Penny Arcade, Rochester
Scars of Tomorrow, Still Remains, The Acacia Strain, As Cities Burn, and If
Hope Dies

Tues, Aug 30 - The Montage Grill, Rochester
Alex Skolnick

Tues, Aug 30 – Darien Lake
Gigantour with Megadeth, Dream Theater, Fear Factory, The Dillenger Escape
Plan, and Nevermore

Thurs, Sept 8 - The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Twisted Sister

Fri, Sept 16 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Future 86
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I was SO embarrassed today. All of a sudden
I thought of something really funny, just
as I passed a mime performing on the street.

(Bill Fluharty)
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: June 26, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Shinjuku Thief "Sacred Fury"

Ram-Zet "R.I.P."
Fjoergyn "Abendwache"
Crisis "Nomad"
Bone Jar "No 11" (R)
Full Circle "Voices"
If Man is Five "Azreala - Live"
Nemesea "From Beneath You It Devours"

Merit - Live Acoustic Set
Locked from the Inside
Man on a String
Blue Bedroom

Nevermore "Sell My Heart for Stones"
Obituary "Insane"
Gaia "That Thou Art Mindful of Him"
Lotus Project "Storm" (R)
Pro-Pain "Un-American"
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles" (R)
Full Circle "Always Tomorrow"
Missing Marcus "Water's Rising"
Naglfar "A Swarm of Plagues"
Dropkick Murphy's "The Walking Dead"
Black Labeled "Kill the Pepsi Generation"
Full Circle "Vanished"
Opeth "Moonlight Vertigo" (R)
Strapping Young Lad "Two Weeks / Love?" (R)
Divinity Destroyed "Sweet Heresy"
Full Circle "The Key"
The Pushrods "Girls are Perverts Too"
Worm Quartet "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"
King Snyder "Ghost in the River"
Eugene Chadbourne "Women Against Pornography"
Others "Powers that Be"
Full Circle "Living Doll"
Queensryche "Deliverance" (R)
Dream Theater "These Walls"
Darkane "Decadent Messiah"
Disbelief "To Atone for All"
Head Segment "Eye for an Eye"
The Black Dahlia Murder "I'm Charming"
Graveworm "Never Enough" (R)
Summon "Fallen"
VLE "I Will Return... 822"
Bruce Dickinson "Power of the Sun"
Ram-Zet "The Moment She Died"

Feature Artist: Never the Sunshine and Elusive Travel Live from the Xtreme
Soundscapes Vol II Release Show...
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When I was 16 my parents told me I was adopted.
Actually they told the press, but I think
it might have been just a panicky reaction
to the whole four-state killing spree thing.

(David Hirning)
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