The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 15, 2005
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught: We got to hear the recording of the interview
that Rick had conducted a couple weeks ago with Jim from the band Chimaira.
They rock, and it was a great interview. Thor The Viking was back. And
Shoebox was there. Yes, that's right, the unthinkable happened, and hell is
freezing over, and pigs are learning to fly as we speak. Shoebox also
brought along with him this time, Coffee, no, not the beverage, (although, I
suppose he might've brought that too), but Coffee, of the Band Coffee inc.,
Shoebox's fellow rock star, and often times companion on concerts and
records. Coffee has been on The Last Exit before, and this was his second
visit to The Onslaught. Shoebox and Coffee played many duets live and
acoustic on the air. Very funny! After Thor arrived, (this was the first
time Thor and Shoebox had encountered each other), he and Shoebox had some
interesting exchanges. They decided to prance together, and that was quite
something to behold. They also had a brawl in which Thor suplexed Shoebox.
That too was quite something to behold. In the commentary of Joe, Thor
lifted Shoebox like 9 feet in the air, and then threw him down. Bear in mind
that Shoebox weighs like 600 pounds. This feat forced everyone present to
show respect and appreciation to Thor, even starting a "Thor! Thor! Thor!"
chant. Near the end of the night, Thor once again forced a pill down Joe's
throat, causing him to turn back into Ian The Viking. Now, the last time Ian
had seen Shoebox, he had become infatuated with him, (the way Warf had been
infatuated with Lance), although he kept calling him Mailbox. And tonight
was no different. Ian started attacking Shoebox, going after him with the
giant hammer screaming "Mailbox! I love you! Therefore I must kill you!". He
kept on saying that and going after Shoebox, err, I mean, Mailbox. And that
was how the show ended. This week... Who knows what will happen?? I
seriously doubt if Shoebox/Mailbox will be there, as I don't see how he
could possibly make two appearances in a row, but you never know, it is a
bizarre world, after all, and getting stranger all the time... And you never
know who may be there, Joe, Joe Jeff, Ian The Viking, Thor The Viking,
Jeffie, or who knows who or what else... Tune in and hear...

On The Last Exit For The Lost: No Joe, as in no Just Joe. No Gorgar either.
Perhaps they were both still traumatized and recovering from their ordeal of
the week before, being held captive by insane, evil, zombie spiders bent on
world domination... Shoebox was supposed to be there, but was not as the
poor baby apparently just can't manage to do two shows in two nights. Poor
baby! Or, perhaps, Ian The Viking killed him with the giant hammer... In any
case, he was not there. Angela, she of the incredibly powerful voice,
vocalist of If Man Is Five, and Brianna, guitarist of If Man Is Five, were
there. They played many of there songs live and acoustic on air. They were
awesome as always. And Brianna lucked out, as she always gets sick in the
presence of Just Joe, (well, we all do, but she really seems to get
physically ill even more than the rest of us do), and, as I mentioned, he
was absent. Also there was Amy, she who had covered Just Joe in pudding
(extremely thoroughly covering him, he even had it deep in his ears) a few
months ago and then made him eat himself. Amy got vibrated by Angela, and
enjoyed it extremely. Vibrated by her powerful vocals, of course. :)
Pervert! What were you thinking there!?!? :) Amy was asked and gave her
answers to many of those questions from www.theinsanedomain.com. In the last
portion of the show, the recording of The Punch Drunk Monkey's, complete
with Crappy The Clown, performance, from The Xtreme Soundscapes Volume 2 DVD
Release Show, back on June 4th, was played back in it's entirety. This also
featured Just Joe, with The Squirtin' Chubbies, trying to play his guitar,
not knowing that a guitar needs strings in it in order to play, because he
is stupid, and then getting bashed over the head with his own guitar by Mr.
Zaremba of Punch Drunk Monkeys. That was extremely cool, as was the whole
Punch Drunk Monkeys performance. It rocked! It sounded great, and it was
awesome to hear it! And that was LE for the week... This week... Who Knows
what and/or who will be there, and what will go on. But something cool will.
It always does. So, tune in and find out what...

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Notes from Azkath...

Yeah, so what is happening this week on the shows? Anyone know? People as
of late don't get back to me/us. I am sure Thor will visit The Metallic
Onslaught. I still haven't heard from Just Joe, but I will assume he may be
back on the Last Exit this week. Maybe GorGar too... We should have Andrew
(ex-Knives) up to the show with some stuff to play from Blood Red Residual,
who will be headlining the Xtreme Soundscapes Show later this month at
Castaways (July 28th to be exact)... See below for more details...

I do know, but hope that Thor does not, that today is National Nude Day.

I also know that we should have Angels Beneath Me up to the Last Exit studio
next week, and they will also be on that show on the 28th, along with Timur
Lenk and Never the Sunshine...
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Sometimes I drink to get rid of the voices
in my head -- usually when the voices in my
head say, "Buy us a beer and we'll shut up!"
Carl Knorr
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SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, July 16 - ON-Q Nightclub & Caberet, corner of North Depot and Eldrich
Streets, Binghamton
Free – All Ages Show – 8-11pm
Next Stop Willoughby (featuring Mr. Zaremba and Lee Borachi from PDM)

Thurs, July 21 – Darien Lake
Ozzfest

Fri, July 22 – Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, and Soilwork

Fri, July 22 – The Haunt, Ithaca
9pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 ages 18+
King Snyder with Still Kept, Indirect Threat, Excoriation

Fri, July 22 @ - Nietzsches Buffalo, NY
the PushRods with the Juliet Dagger

Sat, July 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Soilent Green, A Perfect Murder, Into The Moat, and Watch Them Die

Wed July 27 – The Haunt, Ithaca
$5 9pm ages 18+
Dark Odyssey Goth night with I Parasite and The Wretch

Thurs, July 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
8pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 18+
Another Day Late with Lucia Lie, Jack Bauer, The Second Story, and Kievan
Rus

Thurs, July 28 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Presents
Bloodred Residual (featuring Andrew Priest ex-Knives), Never the Sunshine,
Timur Lenk, and Angels Beneath Me

Fri, July 29 – The Haunt, Ithaca
9pm $5 over 21 and $7 under 21 ages 18+
Dale, Drummer for Bonejar's 30th B-Day Party with Indirect Threat, Super
Drive,
and Guests

Fri, July 29 – Club Tundra, Syracuse
Merit

Sat, July 30 - La Tazza, South Washington Street, Binghamton
Free – All Ages Show – 8-10pm
Next Stop Willoughby (featuring Mr. Zaremba and Lee Borachi from PDM)

Sat, July 30 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
E-Town Concrete

Sun, July 31 – The Haunt, Ithaca
$15 in advance and $20 at the door 4pm doors ages 18+
Girls Gone Wild Rock America Tour featuring ADEMA, Revolation Theory, and
Alston

Thurs, Aug 4 - The High Falls Party in the Park, Rochester (free show)
Blue Oyster Cult

Fri, Aug 5th @ the Haunt, Ithaca
the PushRods with the Voodoo Dollies

Sat, Aug 6 – The Locke Fairgrounds, 1060 State Route 38, Locke
The Hardcore BBQ - www.hardcorebbq.com
Angels Beneath Me, Between Walls, Bone Jar, Byzantine, A Call to Arms, The
Degenerates, Dog Fashion Disco, Fearless Leader, Hand to Hand, Head Segment,
Hell Within, The Hurtin' Units, If Hope Dies, King Snyder, The Last Season,
Left Hand Path, The Loiterers, Loss for Words, Manville, Rabid, Robot Goes
Here, Screams of Erida, Ultraphli, Vigilance, and Wreck of the Hesperus

Sat, August 6 - Club Ra'Nelles, 73 Court St. Binghamton
6pm / ALL AGES / $6
MUST be 21+ to drink w/ ID! NO exceptions!!
info / directions: blackphil@...
Anodyne, Others, Ed Gein, A Murder of Crows, Locked in a Vacancy, and
Dance-a-Tron, AND The triumphant Return of DEVASTATION MASTERS - >
Binghamton’s first Punk band <

Thurs, Aug 11 - Shea’s Performing Arts Center, Buffalo
Cinderella, Ratt, Quiet Riot, and Firehouse

Thurs, Aug 18 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Presents
The Ithaca Return of Worm Quartet, Robot Goes Here, The Pushrods, and Bee
Eater

Binghamton Underground Music Festival!!
Xtreme Soundscapes Co-Presents...
Fri, Aug 19 - Club Paradiso, 65 front St (behind Binghamton High school)
www.blackazul.com/BUMF
Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, C.O.E., Others, Ethereal Collapse, If Man Is
Five, and Divinity Destroyed

Binghamton Underground Music Festival!!
Saturday August 20th 4pm
www.blackazul.com/BUMF
Venue tba, All Ages. FestivalAdmission
Pine Box Slumber Party, Entrail, Overture to Death, Refuse to Fail, From
These Ashes, and Prime Scheme

Binghamton Underground Music Festival!!
Sunday August 21st- The Sports Bar , Binghamton
www.blackazul.com/BUMF
5pm, all ages, Festival admission
Ranzatsu, The Pushrods, Abandonship, The Loiterers, A New Vintage, and Nancy

Aug 20th @ The Babylon Inn Long Island NY
with: the PushRods, Coded, Immortally Committed, Purple Pam, and Crackhead
Mafia,
Sat, Aug 27 – Penny Arcade, Rochester
Scars of Tomorrow, Still Remains, The Acacia Strain, As Cities Burn, and If
Hope Dies

Tues, Aug 30 - The Montage Grill, Rochester
Alex Skolnick

Tues, Aug 30 – Darien Lake
Gigantour with Megadeth, Dream Theater, Fear Factory, The Dillenger Escape
Plan, and Nevermore

Thurs, Sept 8 - The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Twisted Sister

Fri, Sept 16 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Future 86
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Snakes are God's way of saying:
"Hey, look! A snake!"

(Andy Pierson)
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: July 10, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Amir Baghiri & Nimh "Entities"

Ram-Zet "R.I.P."
Woods of Ypres "Dragged Across a Forest Floor"
Dew-Scented "Ruins of Hope"
If Man is Five "Waltz - Spanish Version"
Shoebox and Coffee "Trix - Acoustic"
Crisis "There Goes My Soul"
Neaera "The World Devourers"
Kryoburn "De Animation"
If Man is Five "6 Years Later - Spanish Version"
Disbelief "For God"
Starbreaker "Break My Bones"
Nevermore "My Acid Words"
Anti-Matter "Mr. White"
Nemesea "Angel in the Dark"
Grand Belial's Key "Lamb of God Slain will Be" (R)
Shoebox and Coffee "Mouth for War - Acoustic"
inRed "Hunter to Hunted - Live in Studio"
Erben der Schopfung "Eine Rose fuer den Abschied"
Agalloch "The Wolves of Timberline"
Soilent Green "They Lie to Hide the Truth"
Twilight Odyssey "Defiler"
Gaia "Waiting Is"
Jeff Scott Soto "Lost in the Translation"
Byzantine "Ancestry of the Antichrist"
Coffee Inc. "Metallica"
Ranzatu "Cellar Door - Acoustic"
Fjoergyn "Requiem"
Necromis "Filth of this World"
Enertia "The Sky is Falling"
The Red Death "From the Height of a Thousand Years"
Ulver "In the Red"
A Perfect Murder "Wake Up and Die"
Shoebox and Coffee "Spatula - Acoustic"

** MySpace Pic of the Night **
Shroud of Bereavement "A Rose for a Dying Muse"

** Tribute to the Past Set **
Destruction "Bestial Invasion"
Seer's Tear "A Gathering of Different Ways"
Europe "Scream of Anger"
Cities "Burn Forever"
Mind at Large "Lunk Head"

Pig Destroyer "Gravedancer" (R)
As I Lay Dying "The Darkest Nights"
Modern Life is War "Young Man on a Spree"
Zombie Apocalypse "March on to Victory"
Balzac "Beyond Evil 308"
Equilibrium "Unter Der Eiche"
Naglfar "The Perpetual Horrors"
Napalm Death "Striding Purposefully Backwards"
A Life Once Lost "I Give In"
Nehemiah "The King's Collapse"
Darkane "The Creation Insane"

Feature: Punch Drunk Monkeys Live from the Xtreme Soundscapes Vol II DVD
Release Show, Castaways, Ithaca, NY - June 4, 2005
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I think the worst part of being an
all-seeing deity would be watching
ugly people in the shower.

(Michael Nassberg)
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STORY OF THE WEEK

Hamster saved

A pet hamster is at the centre of a bizarre police investigation after
it was put in a sealed envelope and posted in a letter box, it has been
revealed.
It was rescued by a Cambridge postman who saw it wriggling as it tried
to eat its way out of its cardboard prison.

Patrick Von Heimendahl, a vet who examined the animal, told the BBC: "I
find this utterly cynical to post a hamster. She is lucky to survive."

The hamster, found in a post box, is being looked after by the vet.

Mr Von Heimendahl added: "It must have been very hot in there and did
not have any food in there or water.

"I don't think she would have survived for very much longer."

'Surprised and shocked'

The hamster is thought to have been in the box for about four hours.

Rob Maher, the postman who spotted the package, said: "I swore when I
saw it. I was surprised and shocked.

"They (anyone who posted it) must either have a grudge against someone
or someone playing a sick joke."

The hamster was found in the city centre box on Wednesday.
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