The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 26, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There was no Metallic Onslaught last week. Tune in this week to hear what
will happen...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Present on this night were, Just Joe, Gorgar, a dude called Beelzebub, the
band Rabid, and Way, and Way's dog. Way, as you regular and long time
listeners may and should remember, is the guy who organizes and brings you
Musefest (which he has been doing for six years now), every Labor Day
weekend, which was what he was there to talk about and promote.
http://www.musefest.org is the web site to check that festival of
independent music out and get all the information on it. Last year, as some
of you regular and long time listeners may also remember, when Way was
there, Rub McGroin was also there, and kept making jokes about Way's name...
Every time someone would mention that Way was going to be on, Rub would go
"no! Way!?, Way! No Way!?"... Rub was supposed to be on this night, but,
failed to show up, (probably because he was too drunk), :) and Just Joe is
not smart enough to think of the incredibly clever wit it takes to come up
with that kind of humor, so, the opportunity for that joke was missed this
year. Maybe next time. Way brought his dog with him. Just Joe's hugging
music started playing, and Just Joe went around the room hugging everyone,
all the members of Rabid, Way, and even Way's poor dog, which, fortunately
for Just Joe, (and unfortunately for all the rest of us), was a calm dog,
and so, did not do what it should have done, (and what many dogs would have
done if approached and hugged by a stranger who is too stupid to know that
it might not be wise to touch animals which you don't know), bite Just Joe,
thus depriving us all of what could have been a truly great radio moment.
The band Rabid were interviewed, and the tracks from their CD were played.
http://www.myspace.com/rabid666 check them out there. They were also asked
and answered those insanedomain.com questions. We got to hear about Just
Joe's adventure at one of the Xtreme Soundscapes shows earlier in the week.
Just Joe wanted and tried to get revenge on Mark of Divinity Destroyed, for
all the times Mark has made him bleed. He tried to attack Mark with a
stuffed monkey and a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. He did hit Mark with
the stuffed monkey, (he wasn't smart enough to know apparently that he
should have started with the barbed wire bat). And then Mark clobbered him
in the head with the end of the guitar with all the knobs and strings
sticking out of it, giving Just Joe a very deep gash on his forehead, which
he was still wearing a bandage on. See what you miss if you don't attend
these shows!? Why that alone, not to mention all the great music, is more
than worth the low price of admission! Rabid had brought with them lots of
Rabid stickers, and so it was decided that it was time to bring back that
popular event from last year, and cover Just Joe with stickers, and then
send him out to meet and greet people. So they covered Just Joe in the
stickers, (although one of the members of Rabid apparently is afraid of
stickers, and hates to touch them, and so wouldn't participate in putting
the stickers on Just Joe. Now there's a phobia that I hadn't heard of yet),
and sent him out. When Just Joe returned, we found out that it hadn't gone
as well for him this year as it had last year... Last year we all learned
that, apparently girls love guys covered in stickers, as every girl Just Joe
encountered then hugged him (usually everyone is trying desperately to get
away from his hugs). However, this year, Just Joe encountered a street riot
that happened to be going on, and also some cops who apparently thought that
Just Joe had caused the riot (now why would they ever think such a thing
about poor innocent Just Joe???). Just Joe rushed back to the station and
hastily removed the stickers, wanting to get rid of any evidence that he had
been the one outside. They asked Just Joe if he had found his shiny yet.
Just Joe got pouty and said that no, he hadn't, they had hidden it too well.
He still was not grateful to them for doing such a good job of hiding his
precious shiny. In the last portion of the show, we got to hear the
performances of Worm Quartet and Robot Goes Here, from The Xtreme
Soundscapes Show, from August 18th, (which you all should have attended,
and, if you didn't, shame on you!), played back in their entirety. It was
great to hear them, and they sounded awesome. This week... Who knows what
will go on, but something always does, so tune in to hear it...

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Notes from Azkath...

This week, yes, well, The Metallic Onslaught will be back, and maybe so will
Pe'pe? Or Maybe Thor? Or Jeffie? Or someone new perhaps? Or no one at all...
Who knows... Ah, the life of a strange clone...

On The Last Exit... It seems like I had something planned, but now that I
really think about that, it isn't likely. We will just have to see if I did
or not when Saturday night rolls around.

On the Xtreme Soundscapes front, Vol III should be out mid-October. We are
looking for the release show to be Oct 15th at The Haunt. More info when
things get confirmed.
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My dog is my best friend, so I didn't mind
too much killing all those people when he told
me to. What *did* get me upset was the furry
little bastard turning me in for the reward.

(Paul B.)
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NEWS

Divinity Destroyed...

Prepare for gigantism...

The circle is now complete. As a result of our hearty ditties, the
gavel-bangers of WRAT 95.9's band search have declared us worthy of playing
Gigantour tomorrow with Megadeth, Dream Theater, Fear Factory, Dillinger
Escape Plan, Life of Agony, and thousands more.

Of course, if it weren't for our having some of the most rabid and
bloodthirsty fans this side of South American soccer, we'd be spending
tomorrow night at home, watching informercials. And to show our thanks,
we've uploaded an unmastered version of Haven on our MySpace page and the
lyrics for the new songs in The Fleshquarter Chronicles.

And speaking of tight assets, our friends and fluffers, Beyond the Flesh,
will be playing Starland Ballroom on Friday, September 2nd with Obituary and
Napalm Death. But making this night super ichiban will be our very own Mark
Ward, filling in on bass. This may be a one night only phenomenon as they
are currently auditioning Mario Lopez for the permanent position, so catch
it while you can! E-mail band@... for tickets and more info.

Tickets for our show with the Misfits and Balzac on Saturday, October 29th
are also now available. So if you or anyone you know is in need, hit Reply
and demand satisfaction.

Good times,
Divinity Destroyed
www.divinitydestroyed.com

"A storm is coming...out storm."

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them to go to our site and sign up.
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KARYN CRISIS ARTWORK FOR SALE ON EBAY.
The 3rd Auction has begun for 6 more Hand-Painted Photographs.
These painted photos are larger in size and range from 5" x 8" up to 11" x
14" and are one-of-a-kind versions from the "Blood" series, as well as the
original study print from "Deathshead Extermination" and 2 brand-new images.

Go to link below:
http://stores.ebay.com/karyn-crisis-artwork

and please spread the word!
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Everything was fine as we watched the big white
bear frolicking with the smaller females at the
zoo. Then that same male attempted to climb the
back of another male and the ensuing bloody fight
caused entire families to run shrieking in the
other direction. Only then did I truly understand
the insidious effects of bipolar disorder.

(Tidewater Joe)
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 21, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Iannna "Day ov Torment" / Hexentanz "The Sabbat Comes Softly"

Catamenia "Verikansa"
Warlord "Black Mass"
Nocturne "Dead Man"
Behemoth "Starspawn"
Nuclear Assault "Third World Genocide"
Elusive Travel "Seperation"
Dreamside "Open Your Eyes"
Nevermore "Final Product"
Robot Goes Here "01001010 (Failing the Tuning Test)"
Rabid "Thrashing with the Wolfman"
The Iron Maidens "Phantom of the Opera"
Swarm of the Lotus "The Insect Trust Fund"
Rabid "Knee Deep in the Head"
Rabid "King of Metal"
Ayurveda
Pushrods "Halloween Girl"
Bonejar
King Snyder
Helloween "Keeper of the Seven Keys" (R)
Rabid "Sword of Vengeance"
Rabid "Bushwhack Attack"
Carcass "Corporal Jigsore Quandary" (R)
Testament "Trial by Fire" (R)
Exodus "Toxic Waltz" (R)
The Misfits "Horror Hotel" (R)
Rabid "Speak English or Die"
Cries "Valentines Day"
Elegeion "Heaven's Torment"
Nemesea "Angel in the Dark"
Shadow Gallery "The Archer of Ben Salem"
Parry Gripp "Great Nacho's, Great Price"
>From Autumn to Ashes "Jack and Ginger"
Circle II Circle "All That Remains"
Chiodod "There's No Penguins in Alaska"

** MySpace Pic of the Week **
Triarchy "Broken Dreams"

Curl Up and Die "I'm Trying to Fly to the Moon using two magnets and
willpower"
Against Me! "Mediocity Gets You the Pears (The Shaker)"
Sabbat "Blood for the Blood God"
NOFX "Leaving Jesusland"
Coheed and Cambria "Welcome Home"
A Dozen Furies "The Everlasting Grudge"
The Bled "Antarctica"
Angel "Darkness"
Children of Bodom "Oops, I Did It Again"
Sepultura and Luciano Pavarotti "Roots, Blood Roots"
Graveworm "Prophecies in Blood"
After Forever "Silence from Afar"
UDO "They Want War"
The String Quartet Tribute to Iron Maiden "Wasted Years"

** Feature Artist: Worm Quartet & Robot Goes Here Live from Castaways,
August 18th...
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I just don't understand it.
I eat, and eat, and eat,
yet I still can't lose weight.

(Anna Williams)
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SHOW LISTINGS

Tues, Aug 30 - The Montage Grill, Rochester
Alex Skolnick

Tues, Aug 30 – Darien Lake
Gigantour with Megadeth, Dream Theater, Fear Factory, The Dillenger Escape
Plan, and Nevermore

Fri, Sept 2 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Killing Potential with Entrail, and Burning Effigy
9pm $5 over 21 $7 under 21 ages 18+

Fri-Sun, Sept 2-4: MuseFest at Newhart’s Lodge, Enfield (www.Musefest.org)
Featuring
The Pietasters
Ayurveda
Jack Bauer
Bonejar
King Snyder
Dog Fashion Disco
Papa Muse
Sean Kobuk
Kievan Rus
The Degenerates
Another Day Late
IY
Seth Feldman
Cypher Dissident
The Actual Facts
The Pushrods
Temptress

Thurs, Sept 8 - The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Twisted Sister

Sat, Sept 10 - Mohawk Place Buffalo
The Pushrods and the VooDoo Dollies

Mon, Sept 12 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Clutch

Fri, Sept 16 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Future 86 and Stone Soul Foundation

Sat, Sept 17 - 501 West Elmira
TBD and The Pushrods

Thurs, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Nashville Pussy and Zeke

Thursday, Sept 22 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Blue Oyster Cult

Fri, Sept 23 – The Icon, Buffalo
The Black Dahila Murder, Between the Buried and Me, and Cephalic Carnage

September 24th - Country Pines, Endicott
BenevoLectic 2005 - To Benefit The Handicapped Children’s Association of
Southern NY
www.benevolectic.com (not up yet)
To Benefit The Handicapped Children’s Association of Southern NY 10a - 3a
$15 adv. / $20 day-of
(the beneficiary is getting all of the door $ after costs: no BenevoLectic
partners make any $)
(CONFIRMED)
- Most Precious Blood
- The Pushrods
- Dog Fashion Disco
- PsyOpus
- Car Bomb
- King Snyder
- Bone Jar
- Break Your Face
- Indirect Threat
- Overture to Death
- Angles Beneath Me
- Agony Hill
- Others
- If Man is Five
DJs: Jachimuzic (pronounced Jack-a-Music,” featuring DJ Jackal, the group
includes multiple DJs who will spin between sets)
MORE BANDS TBA

Mon, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The International Extreme Music Festival
God Dethroned, Nightrage, Byzantine, Epoch of Unlight, Hell Within, Thine
Eyes Bleed, and Lilitu

Sat, Oct 8 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Zao, and A Life Once Lost

Tues, Oct 18 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Crisis, Exodus, Three Inches of Blood and Watch them Die

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
Brides of Destruction and Adema

Fri, Oct 29 - Gush's Halloween Bash, Gush’s, Elmira
Elmira Punk Division, Mind Worm, (Marty's retirement from the band Party),
and OTHERS
doors 9pm/ 18 & up
More info TBA
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