The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 9, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
http://devoted.to/onslaught - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
The Last Exit on MySpace: www.myspace.com/thelastexit

Chat Room during The Last Exit:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

The band 137 were on to be interviewed and to promote their upcoming CD
release show. And tracks from their CD were played.
http://www.onethirtyseven.net and http://www.myspace.com/137 are the web
sites to check them out at. Jeffie arrived, and interviewed the band (Thor
kept silent till after the band was gone). As it was, 137's dog kept trying
to eat Jeffie. After the band had left, Jeffie told the MO crew that Thor
was pissed with them because they had been insulting him earlier in the
night. Jeffie told them that he was now going to let Thor take over, as Thor
wanted revenge. Thor was indeed pissed. He began brawling with Rick and Joe,
leaving Lance unharmed since Lance had not said anything bad about Thor that
night, and, during this brawl, Rick broke Thor's hammer. No, not his Giant
hammer that he breaks things with, but his, well, I'm sure you can figure it
out, the one which is attached to his body. His "tool" of a different kind.
Thor also tryed to remove Joe's head.

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Just Joe was there, having apparently survived his ordeal with Gorgar the
week before, which he refused to talk about. They told him that Electric
Vodka Dude, a regular listener and visitor to the chat room, had his shiny
rock, so, if he wanted it, he'd have to get it from him. Just Joe left to do
this. When He came back, Gorgar's theme music played, but there was no
Gorgar. Just Joe said that he had severely beaten Electric Vodka Dude, (but
that he had been unable to find his shiny rock), and that he was now
unconscious in the trunk of his car. They didn't believe him, since, every
time Just Joe claims something like this, he always turns out to have gotten
the wrong person. And, sure enough, when the trunk of Just Joe's car had
been inspected, it was Gorgar, not Electric Vodka Dude, who was unconscious
there. They decided to just leave Gorgar there. Then someone, a listener
named Derek, who apparently knows Just Joe, requested that Just Joe be
beaten down. Azkath beat down Just Joe to honor this request. Then a few
more requests were made and granted... First, a listener requested that Just
Joe flush this cat down the toilet (Azkath went outside and found a cat).
After pulling the kitten's tail and swinging it around by the tail, Just Joe
flushed the kitty. Then someone, apparently wanting a little variety in the
beat downs, originally requested that Just Joe be beaten down, but then
decided that Just Joe should beat down Azkath with a steel chair. Just Joe
hit Azkath over the head with said chair, severely damaging the chair, and
knocking Azkath out. Then Just Joe played a set of music, which was actually
very good, no Triumph, Elf, or Dio. Then Azkath was up again, and honored
another request... The cat had somehow crawled out of the toilet, and
someone had requested that Just Joe be beaten down with a wet cat. Azkath
beat Just Joe with the cat until the cat was dead. Then there was one final
request... Someone requested that Foul Mouth Girl be grabbed and dragged
outside by Just Joe. Just Joe dragged FMG away and did unspeakable things to
the poor girl outside. So, by now the night was over, and all requests had
been honored... Then one last bizarre thing occurred to end the night...
Gorgar's theme music played again, but, once again, it was not Gorgar who
appeared. Someone, or something, appeared, (most definitely not Gorgar),
brutally attacked Just Joe, and then both Just Joe and whoever/whatever had
been there were gone, and all that was there was Just Joe's shiny rock...
And thus went LE for that week...

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Notes from Azkath...

Stuff this week... The Metallic Onslaught should be airing an interview Rick
did with If Hope Dies this week.

On The Last Exit, we may have Chris from Lotus Project up to give us some
updates on the band. Not sure what else may go on or who may show up...
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Laughter is the best medicine.
No, wait a minute, I meant "slaughter."
*Slaughter* is the best medicine. Plus,
it's pretty funny, so everybody wins!

(Bob Van Voris)
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OTHERS - Shows, News, and Info

Shows:
September, 24 2005 at BenevoLectic 2005 at the Country Pines Out door Stage
rt. 26, Maine , NY

BenevoLectic 2005

To Benefit The Handicapped Children?s Association of Southern NY

Performers: - Most Precious Blood - Dog Fashion Disco - PsyOpus - Car Bomb
- King Snyder - Bone Jar - The Classic Struggle - Break Your Face -
Indirect Threat - Black Labeled - Angles Beneath Me - Overture to Death -
Agony Hill - Others - If Man is Five - The Push Rods - Nancy - Drop Clutch
-Entrail - Pinebox Slumberparty - Plus the Jachimuzic Entertainment DJs
(featuring DJ Jackal and DJ Natrix).

Doors: 10am - 1st Band: 11am - Most Precious Blood will wrap it around
11pm, after which Country Pines will continue to serve until 3am.

Tickets: $15 advance / $20 at the gate.

I have tickets so drop me a line at bloodsuckingfreaks@... if
interested

Tons of food and beverages available on-site * no outside containers * 18 &
up

For more info visit - http://www.benevolectic.com

October, 29 2005 at Roberson Planetarium
Front St., Binghamton, NY 13905
Cost: 6.00

October 29th, C3' Presents: ?Monsterpiece Theatre? at Roberson?s
Planetarium. Halloween has always been our favorite holiday, and this year
we want to spend it with you. After much debate, we have decided on the
movies we will be showing. The event starts at 11am with ?Robot Monster,?
declared by some to be the worst movie ever made. At 12:30 will be the
silent film classic, ?Nosferatu,? with an all-new score by Kevin Kober.
Last, but definitely least, we will be showing the most famous horror film
of all time, ?Night of the Living Dead.? There will also be music videos by
local horror rockers, "Others", film shorts, and give-aways. You can see
all the movies for free with museum admission of $6. You bring yourself,
and we?ll bring the refreshments.

for more info visit - http://www.c-three.net

October, 29 2005 at Gush's - Halloween Bash
Not Available, Elmira, NY 14901
Cost: TBA

October 29th - Gushes Halloween Bash with Elmira Punk Division / Mind Worm
(Marty's retierment from the band Party) / OTHERS doors 9pm/ 18 & up More
info TBA


October 30: all local HALLOWEEN bash
at Club Ra'nell's
More Info TBA

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News and Info:

Greeting everyone, as you all know, New Orleans and most of the gulf coast
was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. I am going to donate all profits from
the sale of my books to help out my feinds from New Orleans - Antarctica
vs. The World. They are good people and They lost everything - their homes,
their band equiptment, their belongs. Everything. All they have is the
clothes on their backs. I am going to send them food and clothing but as
you know being an artist is not lucrative. So with your help, I can help. I
am a firm believer in Karma - what comes around goes around. I want to show
them that there is a light at the end of the tunnel and things may come and
go but friendships last forever.

So please buy a book, so I can help them out, you know ya wanna...

Feelin bad never felt so damn good! So lets help A friend in need. Please
buy a book.

The real horror is reality

Yours in Darkness...

M

please visit

http://www.lulu.com/DarknessEmbraced
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So long and Farewell:
Lady Bathory (Liz) has decided to go her separate ways. She has moved out
of the area and cannot fulfull band obligations and has decided to call it
a day. We wish her well and all the best. It was a pleasure to work with
liz and she will be greatly missed.

The hunt for a new guitarest has commenced. if youthink you have what it
takes to play with us drop me a line at bloodsuckingfreaks@... in
subject box put guitarist.

No Drama Queens, Druggies, Drunks, Weekend Warriors. Must be willing to
work hard, give up life as you know it, act and behave in a professional
manner. Don't waste my time.
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VAMPYRE TALES

WICKED DREAMS ENTERTAINMENT, in asssociation with Jim O'Rear's company,
ALLIED HORROR, is producing a DVD collection of vampire shorts entitled
"Vampire Tales".

VT will be hosted by Debbie Rochon and Jim O'Rear. With special guest
appearance by Amber Newman and co-starring Ted.

Some of the soundtrack is performed by the goth/rock band OTHERS.

http://www.tedalderman.com/VampyreTales.html
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Coming soon - the newly remastered "Garden Of Rage" by Others! This is one
hell of a kick ass album! This is Gothic Metal in it's finest form, Female
lead singer, amazing band!! The new and totally remastered "Garden Of Rage"
is a CD/DVD combo double pack! Dr.Cyclops along with World Horror Network
will have it available .. you will not beleive how @#%$ great this album
sounds! and all the great extra stuff included!! take a look..

CD -
*Garden of Rage / 15 tracks remastered
*plus bonus tracks

DVD -
* Not a Word Video
* Winter of Misery Video
* Powers that be Video
* Babys Dead Stare Video
* Live for the Undead Video (live performance - 30 min)
* Photo Gallery
* 7 song E.P. - MP3 - Audio Only
* Donors (add gallery, music by Die Monster Die)

www.drcyclopsrecords.net

To make sure your local store has this album available simply tell your
local record store to call 1-800-40-INDIE and ask to carry Dr.Cyclops
Records that simple..
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Dr.CYCLOPS SIGNS DIGITAL DISTRIBUTION DEAL!!!!


We are proud to announce that ALL artists under the Dr.Cyclops Label will
now not only be distributed into stores but we will distribute albums and
single songs Digitally through SRO!!! we are siked about this they do not
offer this to just any label... this will mean that for all you hip cats
that like to buy music digitally on the net will be able to pick up any one
single song or the entire albums and artwork from ALL of the major digital
Distro chains i.e.

here is just a small list of places you will be able to find our albums:

Itunes (North America and Europe)
Napster 2.0 (US and Europe)
Rhapsody
MSN
MusicNet
AOL
FYE
CTrax
RCN Music
Virgin Digital
MusicNow
Music Match
Sony Streamman (Europe)
Audio Lunchbox
Beatport
Musicload (Germany)
Karmadownload (UK)
Ruckus Networks
Download Punk
Future Trax

and the list goes on and on, thre are certain locations that are very
popular in Japan and Europe that are used more often then the US based, the
list is about 30 diffrent major sites on the net.. so CONGRATS TO US, one
small step form the grave ONE GIANT STEP FOR HORROR MUSIC!!!!!!

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The NEW TRACKLISTING-Bands in Da Dirt Vol.1!!!!!

Due to a fucking virus.The file to the final tracklisting was wiped out.

BUT NOW

I have updated the tracklisting and added some other bands cause of the
late release due to the virus.

So here is the final tracklisting to my second sampler

BANDS IN DA DIRT VOL.1

1.Taken by Force-Baltimore-1000 Yard Stare
2.Transfix-The Ashen Goddess
3.Core 10-Jump
4.Dream or Nightmare-Lost Wish
5.Hypersolid-As Moments Lapse
6.Dyer-We are the Doomed
7.Undercast-Desecrate
8.Gravel-Flesh to Bone
9.Three Sixes -Lord of the Dead
10.The Aftermath-Off Your Throat
11.Kapuda-Cold
12.Others-I Vampire
13.Skeleton Proof Tanks-SERPENTS OF THE DEEP

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And happy to say to look out for news on

BANDS IN DA DIRT VOL 2 which already has included
KREAGEN
ADD
COMING OUT 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Be sure when I annouce the release-to be sure to request for your FREE
copy!!!!

BANDS IN DA DIRT VOL.1

COMEING OUT SEPT. 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{BE SURE TO SPREAD THE WORD AND ALSO TO LET PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN HEAD DOWN
TO da 1 and only Robert B's PROFILE -
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50
73158&Mytoken=20050903034021
AND CHECK OUT THE BANDS THAT WILL BE ON BANDS IN DA DIRT VOL.1}

band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others
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The LILLIAN AXE website (www.lillianaxe.com) has been updated with the
following messages from guitarist Steve Blaze, who is a resident of
Louisiana: "I got word that my house has minor damage but my animals are
inside with no food. I can't get to them because of the gas shortage.
Derrick, Lillian's singer is in Metairie with electricity and cell phone
service, don't ask me how. However, he was kind and brave enough to go to my
mother's and break in and feed her cats. There was no water inside but it
seemed that there was at least a foot of water at one time... it's trashed.
Rob Hovey's house also seems to have had massive damage. I haven't heard
from my daughter in days... she's safe but her new house was in Slidell, so
I am sure it's gone. Here in Starkville, they have run out of gas for now. I
have a full tank and gas cans but I couldn't make it home and back. I have
this to say right now... this is a devastating situation for lots of people
around the country, however, we will pull through this."
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It's hell being a female in a male-dominated
industry -- but the daily comments about
my tits and ass really make up for it.

(Jenn McNanna)
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SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, Sept 10 - Mohawk Place Buffalo
The Pushrods and the VooDoo Dollies

Mon, Sept 12 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Clutch

Sat, Sept 17 - 501 West, Elmira
The Pushrods

Thurs, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Nashville Pussy and Zeke

Fri, Sept 23 – The Icon, Buffalo
The Black Dahila Murder, Between the Buried and Me, and Cephalic Carnage

September 24th - Country Pines, Endicott
BenevoLectic 2005 - To Benefit The Handicapped Children’s Association of
Southern NY
www.benevolectic.com (not up yet)
To Benefit The Handicapped Children’s Association of Southern NY 10a - 3a
$15 adv. / $20 day-of
(the beneficiary is getting all of the door $ after costs: no BenevoLectic
partners make any $)
(CONFIRMED)
- Most Precious Blood
- The Pushrods
- Dog Fashion Disco
- PsyOpus
- Car Bomb
- King Snyder
- Bone Jar
- Break Your Face
- Indirect Threat
- Overture to Death
- Angles Beneath Me
- Agony Hill
- Others
- If Man is Five
DJs: Jachimuzic (pronounced Jack-a-Music,” featuring DJ Jackal, the group
includes multiple DJs who will spin between sets)
MORE BANDS TBA

Mon, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The International Extreme Music Festival
God Dethroned, Nightrage, Mantiis, Epoch of Unlight, Hell Within, Thine Eyes
Bleed, and Lilitu

Thurs, Oct 6 – Albies Bar, Utica
Therion

Fri, Oct 7 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Red Chord, Every Time I Die, High on Fire and The Chariot

Sat, Oct 8 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Zao, and A Life Once Lost

Sat, Oct 8 – The Showplace Theater, Syracuse
Judas Priest and Anthrax

Mon, Oct 10 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
KMFDM and Acumen Nation

Tues, Oct 11 – American Legion, Binghamton
The Red Death

Fri, Oct 14 – The Dome Arena, Buffalo
Danzig, Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis, and The Agony Scene

Sat, Oct 15 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Volume III Release Show
Angels Beneath Me, A Day Without Rain, inRed, Divinity Destroyed, and Bone
Jar
Early Show – 5pm

Tues, Oct 18 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Crisis, Exodus, Three Inches of Blood and Watch them Die

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Iron Maidens

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
Brides of Destruction, Trashlight vision & Chesela Smiles

Fri, Oct 29 - Gush's Halloween Bash, Gush’s, Elmira
Elmira Punk Division, Mind Worm, (Marty's retirement from the band Party),
and OTHERS
doors 9pm/ 18 & up
More info TBA

Sat, Jan 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity and Sonata Arctica

Thurs, Feb 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Decapitated, Soilent Green, Nile, and With Passion

Tues, Feb 21 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Prong and Overkill
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Her tearful tirade aside, what else
other than porn should my wife have
expected I keep on a flash drive?

(Brad Simanek)
http://www.slightlyamusing.com
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 4, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Of the Wand and the Moon "Lucifer"

Behemoth "Horns Ov Baphomet"
Kiuas "The Spirit of Ukko"
Crisis "Corpus Apocalypse"
Lilitu "Even the Vultures Have Moved On (A Tragic Love Story)"
Kekal "Armageddon"
Beautiful Creatures "Anyone" (R)
Opeth "Beneath the Mire"
Crotchduster "Mammal Sauce"
Bile "Ura Fucking Loser" (R)
Dio "Gypsy" (R)
Manowar "King of Kings"
The Wicked "Black Gallows (The Ascension)"

** MySpace Pic of the Night **
Scarred Theory "Oneless"

Indira "Arev"
Hallows Eve "Vampires Drink Deep"
Android Lust "Division"
137 "Wrecking Ball"
The Black Halos "Last Call at the Toothless Salon"
The Bled "Antartica"
Twilight Odyssey "Near Dark"
Scar Symmetry "The Eleventh Sphere"

** Tribute to the Past Set **
Sabbat "A Cautionary Tale - BBC Sessions"
Warrior Soul "The Losers"
Crisis "Captain Howdy"
Argyle Park "Leave Me Alone"
Mind at Large "Died on a Sunday"

Nuclear Assault "Living Hell"
Crotchduster "Crotchopus"
Robby Roadsteamer "I Put A Baby In You"
Motorhead "Orgasmatron"
Queensryche "Queen Of The Reich"
The Plank Boys "Skeleton Crew"
Clutch "10001110101"
Behemoth "Wish"
Dropkick Murphys "Halloween"
Watch Them Die "Armageddon"
Orphaned Land "Mercy"
Fear Factory "Millenium"
Rabid "Speak English or Die"
As Cities Burn "Terrible! How Terrible for the Great City!"
Nodes of Ranvier "Novicain for No Reason"
Haste the Day "Fallen"
Ion Dissonance "Shut Up, I'm Trying to Worry"
The Classic Struggle "It's Not About Breaking Hearts, It's About Breaking
Faces"
F5 "Bleeding"
Cannae "Marked by Monuments"
>From Autumn to Ashes "Vicious Cockfight"
The Black Dahlia Murder "Novelty Crosses"
Circle II Circle "The Middle of Nowhere"
If Man is Five "Hemmorhage"

Feature Artist: VoiVod in Remembrance of Piggy
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
sending it to Aethyric Productions, Po Box 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224.

And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

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Some stories taken from News of the Weird (www.NewsoftheWeird.com) and
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weekly e-mails filled with such real news stories... Other stories from
http://www.ananova.com. Also, some parody stories have come from
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/, http://theonion.com/, and
http://www.infernalcombustion.com/. Other sources noted where applicable...