The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 16, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Jeffie, Thor, Pepe, and anyone else who has shared, or may in future share
that body, were all not there. Gene Simmons of Kiss shoed up again and tried
nonstop to plug all his projects. Lance kept battling with Gene for control
of the microphone. Finally, Lance punched Gene out. Lance did some more of
his black metal vocal stylings...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Electric Vodka Dude was there. It had been he who had attacked and abducted
Just Joe at the end of the prior weeks show. He said that he had taken Just
Joe away, beaten him down, and bound him to a tree. He said that Just Joe
would probably not be there that night, as he had tied him up really well,
and besides, Just Joe would be afraid to show up with him there. However,
after a bit, Just Joe did show up. Also present this show were, Gorgar, (so
now Just Joe ought to finally be able to tell Electric Vodka Dude and Gorgar
apart), Heather, who was formerly in the band Military Wife, and, a long
time ago, used to be a frequent guest on LE, and Chris, the vocalist and
drummer for Lotus Project. http://www.lotusproject.net is their web site.
Chris updated us on what Lotus Project has been/is up to. Just Joe's Hugging
Music played a couple times during the night, and he went around the room
hugging everyone. While he was doing this, he got revenge on Electric Vodka
Dude by humping him. Then they covered Just Joe with stickers, and Electric
Vodka Dude and FMG accompanied him out to meet and greet people. While he
was gone Heather said that she had enjoyed Just Joe's hugging her, and that
she thought Just Joe was sweet and cute. Ok, Heather, if you say so! Chris
also said that he guessed that he also liked Just Joe, so, apparently it was
a good night for Just Joe. When Just Joe returned, (the sticker outing had
proved to be rather uneventful this time, and, this time he had posed with
more guys than girls), they told him what Heather had said, and that they
thought he should take her to the basement. Which Just Joe did. She still
seemed to still like Just Joe when they got back. Then it was time for them
to yank all those stickers off of Just Joe. There was quite a bit of
screaming during this, and, when it was over, there were a lot of stickers
covered in Just Joe hair. Those should be given out as prizes. :) Who
wouldn't adore that souvenir?! :) Then another voice from the past was
back. Handy/Handjob/The Hand Puppet Of Doom! He was still his same old
obnoxious extremely loud self. Then Just Joe also had a puppet, Super Monkey
(another creature from the past), so now there were two annoying puppets.
The two puppets began making out and there was much puppet molestation of
each other going on. It was very disturbing! It truly did seem to be old
home week, as yet another voice from the past, and someone whom Handy was
VERY familiar with, called in, (not on air, though), The Almighty Monkey!
After Handy had gone, Just Joe still had his puppet, and was being extremely
annoying with it (he is even more annoying with a monkey puppet than he
usually is, and, that's hard to top), so they had to beat him down and take
it away from him. In the last portion of the show, performances from two
Xtreme Soundscapes Shows were played. Bone Jar, from the June 22nd show, and
In Red, from the June 11th show. They sounded great and both rocked...

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Notes from Azkath...

Not sure what is up for the Metallic Onslaught this week, although I suspect
Jeffie/Thor will be back to explain why they were not there last week.

On the Last Exit, at very least, we should, I hope, have Angels Beneath Me
on the show... We will see...

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SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, Sept 17 - 501 West, Elmira
The Pushrods

Thurs, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Nashville Pussy and Zeke

Fri, Sept 23 – The Icon, Buffalo
The Black Dahila Murder, Between the Buried and Me, and Cephalic Carnage

Sat, Sept 24th - Country Pines, Endicott
BenevoLectic 2005 - To Benefit The Handicapped Children’s Association of
Southern NY
www.benevolectic.com
10a - 3a $15 adv. / $20 day-of
(The beneficiary is getting the entire door $ after costs: no BenevoLectic
partners make any $)

Most Precious Blood
Psyopus
Dog Fashion Disco
Car Bomb
Bone Jar
King Snyder
Break Your Face
The Classic Struggle
Overture To Death
Angels Beneath Me
Agony Hill
If Man Is Five
Entrail
The Push Rods
Pineboxslumberparty
Black Labeled
Indirect Threat
Others
Nancy
ST Dredd

DJs: Jachimuzic (pronounced Jack-a-Music,” featuring DJ Jackal, the group
includes multiple DJs who will spin between sets)


Sun, Sept 25 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Benefit for victims of Katrina. All proceeds will be going to the Red Cross.
Bone Jar, Indira, Superdrive, Check Engine, Indirect Threat, and 12oz.
Muzzle
Show Starts at 3pm

Mon, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The International Extreme Music Festival
God Dethroned, Nightrage, Mantiis, Epoch of Unlight, Hell Within, Thine Eyes
Bleed, Leaves Eyes, Atrocity, and Lilitu

Thurs, Oct 6 – Albies Bar, Utica
Therion

Fri, Oct 7 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus and Ayurveda

Fri, Oct 7 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Red Chord, Every Time I Die, High on Fire and The Chariot

Sat, Oct 8 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Zao, and A Life Once Lost

Sat, Oct 8 – The Landmark Theater, Syracuse
Judas Priest and Anthrax

Mon, Oct 10 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
KMFDM and Acumen Nation

Tues, Oct 11 – American Legion, Binghamton
The Red Death

Fri, Oct 14 – The Dome Arena, Buffalo
Danzig, Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis, and The Agony Scene

Sat, Oct 15 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Volume III Release Show
Angels Beneath Me, A Day Without Rain, inRed, Divinity Destroyed, and Bone
Jar
Early Show – 5pm

Tues, Oct 18 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Crisis, Exodus, Three Inches of Blood and Watch them Die

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Iron Maidens

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
Brides of Destruction, Trashlight vision & Chesela Smiles

Fri, Oct 29 - Gush's Halloween Bash, Gush’s, Elmira
Elmira Punk Division, Mind Worm, (Marty's retirement from the band Party),
and OTHERS
doors 9pm/ 18 & up
More info TBA

Fri, Nov 4 – The Showplace Theater, Buffalo
Into Eternity, Nevermore, and Opeth

Sat, Jan 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity and Sonata Arctica

Thurs, Feb 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Decapitated, Soilent Green, Nile, and With Passion

Tues, Feb 21 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Prong and Overkill
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 11, 2005
(R) = Requested

The Gathering "In Motion #1 (Live)"
Behemoth "Wish"
Gothminister "We Die in Dreams"
Robot Goes Here "Breakfast at the Atomic Cafe"
Empyrean Dreams "Peak of the Fall"
Manowar "King of Kings"
Secrets of the Moon "Bleakstar"
Sun Descends "Quiet Predator"
inRed "Paparazzi"
Crotchduster "Big Top Williams"
Lotus Project "Storm"
Hypocrisy "Let the Knife Do the Talking" (R)
Fear Factory "540,000 Degrees Fahrenheit" (R)
Worm Quartet / Coffee Inc "The Right Stuff"
Others "The Fear of..." (R)
The Wicked "Church of the Worm"
Nashville Pussy "Pussy Time" (R)
Nevermore "My Acid Words"
If Man is Five "Wicked Trick"
Marc Rizzo "Kilocycle Interval"
Raging Speedhorn "Master of Disaster"
Lotus Project "Nelumbo Lucifera"
3 Inches of Blood "Revenge is a Vulture"
Zeke "Kicked in the Teeth" (R)
Lilitu "Follow Through"
GWAR "The Horror of Yig - Live" (R)
137 "In Vain (Part 1 - Midnight)"
Jacknife "Breaking Away"
Embrace Today "Delivered from Evil"
Coffee Inc. "Fuck the Leaders"
Thrice "Image of the Invisible"
Lotus Project "Burning Alive" (R)
Divinity Destroyed "Night Must Fall / Haven - Live"
Trigger Point "Silent Protest"
Symphorce "Without a Trace"
Opeth "The Baying of the Hounds"
LA Guns "Hollywood's Burning"
Kiuas "On Winds of Death We Ride"
Dreamside "Nocturnal"
Borgo Pass "14 Days that Killed Me Slow"
Robby Roadsteamer "Banana"
Biohazard "The Fire Burns Inside"
Nodes of Ranvier "The Years to Come"
The Death Riders "God Hates the Dirty Ones"
Crotchduster "Mammal Sauce"

Double Feature Artist: Bone Jar - Live 6.22.05 / inRed - Live 6.11.05
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Bizarre Holidays in September

September is Self Improvement Month, Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month,
International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month,
National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month,
National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month,
National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month

September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate
Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana
Festival
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
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