The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 23, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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** RECAPS FROM FIRE EATER WIZARD **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

We got to hear an interview that Rick had conducted with the band If Hope
Dies, bracketed by two tracks from their CD. It was a good interview, and
the band is cool. Gene Simmons of Kiss showed up again, and was plugging his
many projects. Lance kept battling him for control of the mike. Finally
Lance got rid of him. Phil Alsalmo of Pantera also put in an appearance.
Jeffie and Thor, in their collective body, were both back this week. They
once again kept holding conversations, between themselves, one saying
something, and the other responding to it, and they would get into arguments
with each other. But, they did say that they must put aside any differences
they might have, because the all important thing was that they work together
to keep Pepe locked away forever. Jeffie had a new stuffed monkey, and kept
tormenting and molesting Lance with it. Then Jeffie tried to help Joe in
some way, and ran right into the studio door knocking himself out. This
apparently released Pepe once again. Now Pepe is extremely hyper active.
Think like someone on the stimulant of about a million cups of coffee,
extremely high caffeine coffee at that. He was positively jubilant to be
free again. He sang and danced around and was all over poor Lance, groping
and molesting him. And that was how the night ended. Tune in this week to
see who will have control of the body this time, Jeffie, Thor, Jeffie and
Thor both, Pepe, some combination of the three, or some entirely new
personality or personalities that we haven't met yet? :) Who knows... And,
an important exciting announcement! The Metallic Onslaught now has a chat
room! Now, those of you who have been in the Last Exit chat room, you know
that the chat room can be as wild and crazy as the show itself, and is a
great way to participate in and interact with all the action! You can also
make requests there. And now this great edition to the show is also
available for you on MO! I'm always there, but don't let that be a
deterrent. :) Drop by and say hi! Tell me how much you love my writing. :)
Or, how much you hate it, if you'd rather do that, that's fine too. The
important thing is, do be sure and visit, you'll have fun! Just go to
http://www.thelastexit.org to find out how to access both the LE and now the
MO chat room...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:


Just Joe and Gorgar were there. The band Angels Beneath Me were on for about
the 1st half of the show. They were interviewed, and all the tracks on their
demo were played. http://www.myspace.com/angelsbeneathme check them out
there. They will be performing on the upcoming Xtreme Soundscapes Volume 3
DVD release show on October 15th (much more on that as it draws nearer).
They will also be performing at the Benovelectic benefit concert Saturday
September 24th. That is the concert which benefits handicapped children,
which Both The Metallic Onslaught and LE have been having a field day with
for the last few weeks, because of the fact that it benefits handicapped
children, and among the many bands playing, are bands with names like: Break
Your Face, Car Bomb, Overture To Death, Most Precious Blood, And Pine Box
Slumber Party. This has inspired many jokes, especially Break Your Face and
Car Bomb. You can get all the information on this event, which goes on all
day Saturday, by going to The Last Exit web site, http://www.thelastexit.org
and checking the show listings. The Band Car Bomb also called in for a brief
interview, and a track from their CD was played. http://www.carbomb.us and
http://www.myspace.com/carbomb are the web sites where you can check them
out. Just Joe's Hugging Music was played, and another weird unexpected thing
happened. Now, last week, when Just Joe went around the room hugging
everyone, Heather (former member of the band Military Wife) hugged Just Joe
back, danced with him, and said that she liked the experience, and thought
that Just Joe was sweet and cute! Chris, the drummer and vocalist for Lotus
Project also said that he guessed he liked being hugged by Just Joe too.
Everyone was shocked then, as well they should be, and this week topped
that. When Just Joe got to the first member of Angels Beneath Me and hugged
him, he hugged back, and then all of the other members apparently wanted to
get in on it, as they all jumped on them, and joined in, it became a big
group hug, with everyone involved in it ending up in a big pile on the
floor. The band seemed to really enjoy the experience. Just Joe's Hugging
Music was played a couple more times during the night, and every time the
same thing happened, the band eagerly participated in a group hug with Just
Joe, and they would all wind up in a heap on the floor. In one of these
group hug piles, one of the band members was humping the pile. So, Just Joe
really seems to be on a role with his hugging lately, people seem to be
enjoying it quite a bit. What is wrong with these people!? The world truly
must be falling apart! That's the only thing that could account for this
bizarre behavior! Just Joe also still had his monkey puppet, and Just Joe
and his monkey introduced the return (after a long absence) of Gorgar's
Corner And Pick Of The Week. When asked how he was, Gorgar had the bad sense
to say he was fine, and so got a role of toilet paper thrown at his head,
and then Just Joe molested him with the monkey, since he can't be too fine,
or we will all perish when his bad luck builds up and the meteor hits him.
In the last hour of the show, the performance from Never The Sunshine, from
The Xtreme Soundscapes Volume 2 DVD Post Release Show, on June 11th, was
played in it's entirety. That rocked and was great to hear. This week...
Tune in to see what will transpire, Just Joe says he may bring a band he
knows to the show, (a real legitimate band, that is not a joke, there is a
band that has told him they want to be on), if not then then sometime in the
near future, and who knows who/what else may be there/go on...

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Notes from Azkath...

Um, nothing much to say on my part right now...
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METAL NEWS

THOR "The Mighty Rock Warrior" was struck down by an unimaginably powerful
bolt of lightning!
This took place in Portland where he was performing. As he placed the steel
bar to his lips in order to bend it in half with his muscular arms,
lightning split the sky and struck him down. Due to these unforseen
circumstances THOR was forced to cancel the remaining dates on the tour.

Legendary guitarist George Lynch (DOKKEN, LYNCH MOB) is in talks with
veteran hard rock drummer Tommy Aldridge (WHITESNAKE, TED NUGENT) about
putting together a new project. "We'll see how the sessions go and if
everything clicks like we hope that it will," Lynch recently said. "We're
looking to pull Michael Anthony from VAN HALEN into the fold as well, and
that's also in the works."
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DANZIG have announced the addition of guitarist Joe Fraulob (of Northern
California's DECONSTRUCT) to the group's ranks. "After his audition, Jerry
[Montano, bass], Johnny [Kelly, drums; TYPE O NEGATIVE] and Danzig all
agreed Joe was the man for the job, hands down. The fans are gonna be blown
away by this incredible talent."

Hopefully you all will be able to catch a show on the BLACKEST OF THE BLACK
TOUR featuring
Danzig (special Misfits set with original guitarist Doyle Von
Frankenstein!!), Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis, and The Agony Scene.
Here are the dates!

SEPTEMBER
30 FRI. SAN DIEGO, CA. SOMA
OCTOBER
1 SAT. LAS VEGAS, NV. HARD ROCK/THE JOINT
2 SUN. SAN FRANCISCO, CA. BACKYARD AT THE POUND
4 TUES. SEATTLE, WA. PREMEIR
6 THUR. SPOKANE, WA. THE BIG EASY
7 FRI. BOISE, ID. THE BIG EASY
8 SAT. BOZEMAN, MT. VALLEY ICE GARDEN
10 MON. CHICAGO, ILL. HOUSE OF BLUES
(DANZIG w/Doyle,Himsa,Mortiis & Agony Scene
For this CHICAGO Date ONLY)
11 TUES. CLEVELAND, OH. HOUSE OF BLUES
12 WED. DETROIT, MI. HARPO'S
14 FRI. BUFFALO, N. Y. THE DOME
15 SAT. MONTREAL, QUE. THE MEDLEY
17 MON. NYC, N.Y. NOKIA THEATRE
18 TUES. PROVIDENCE, R.I. THE STRAND AT LUPO'S
19 WED. ATLANTIC CITY, NJ. HOUSE OF BLUES
21 FRI. ATLANTA, GA. EARTHLINK LIVE
22 SAT. FT. LAUDERDALE, FL. REVOLUTION
23 SUN. KISSIMMEE, FL. HARD ROCK
25 TUES. HOUSTON, TX. CLUB V
26 WED. DALLAS, TX. NOKIA THEATRE
27 THUR. SAN ANTONIO, TX. SUNKEN GARDENS
29 SAT.LOS ANGELES, CA. UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATRE

By the way, Joe's still gonna be playing in Deconstruct, so look for them to
be out touring again soon!

http://www.the7thhouse.com
http://www.danzig-verotik.com
http://www.deconstructmusic.com
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, Sept 23 - The Icon, Buffalo
The Black Dahila Murder, Between the Buried and Me, and Cephalic Carnage

Sat, Sept 24th - Country Pines, Endicott
BenevoLectic 2005 - To Benefit The Handicapped Children's Association of
Southern NY
www.benevolectic.com
10a - 3a $15 adv. / $20 day-of
(The beneficiary is getting the entire door $ after costs: no BenevoLectic
partners make any $)

Most Precious Blood
Psyopus
Dog Fashion Disco
Car Bomb
Bone Jar
King Snyder
Break Your Face
The Classic Struggle
Overture To Death
Angels Beneath Me
Agony Hill
If Man Is Five
Entrail
The Push Rods
Pineboxslumberparty
Black Labeled
Indirect Threat
Others
Nancy
ST Dredd

DJs: Jachimuzic (pronounced Jack-a-Music," featuring DJ Jackal, the group
includes multiple DJs who will spin between sets)

Sat, Sept 24 - Cortland Youth Center Cortland
Indira - 8pm

Sun, Sept 25 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Benefit for victims of Katrina. All proceeds will be going to the Red Cross.
Bone Jar, Indira, Superdrive, Check Engine, Indirect Threat, and 12oz.
Muzzle
Show Starts at 3pm

Wed, Sept 28 - Castaways Ithaca
Indira

Sat, Oct 1 - Suny Stony Brook Campus, Stony Brook
Indira

Mon, Oct 3 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The International Extreme Music Festival
God Dethroned, Nightrage, Mantiis, Hell Within, Leaves Eyes, and Atrocity

Thurs, Oct 6 - The Nines, Ithaca
Indira

Thurs, Oct 6 - Albies Bar, Utica
Therion

Fri, Oct 7 - Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus and Ayurveda

Fri, Oct 7 - The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Red Chord, Every Time I Die, High on Fire and The Chariot

Sat, Oct 8 - Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Zao, and A Life Once Lost

Sat, Oct 8 - The Landmark Theater, Syracuse
Judas Priest and Anthrax

Mon, Oct 10 - Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
KMFDM and Acumen Nation

Tues, Oct 11 - American Legion, Binghamton
The Red Death

Fri, Oct 14 - The Dome Arena, Buffalo
Danzig, Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis, and The Agony Scene

Sat, Oct 15 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Volume III Release Show
Angels Beneath Me, A Day Without Rain, inRed, Divinity Destroyed, and Bone
Jar
Early Show - 5pm

Tues, Oct 18 - Club Infinity, Buffalo
Crisis, Exodus, Three Inches of Blood and Watch them Die

Thurs, Oct 20 - The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Iron Maidens

Thurs, Oct 20 - The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
Brides of Destruction, Trashlight vision & Chesela Smiles

Fri, Oct 29 - Gush's Halloween Bash, Gush's, Elmira
Elmira Punk Division, Mind Worm, (Marty's retirement from the band Party),
and OTHERS
doors 9pm/ 18 & up
More info TBA

Fri, Nov 4 - The Showplace Theater, Buffalo
Into Eternity, Nevermore, and Opeth

Sat, Jan 14 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity and Sonata Arctica

Thurs, Feb 2 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Decapitated, Soilent Green, Nile, and With Passion

Tues, Feb 21 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Prong and Overkill
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 18, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: A Murder of Angels "In the Air"

Nightwish "Ghost Love Story (Special Edition)"
Angels Beneath Me "Red Silhouette"
KMFDM "Free Your Hate"
Behemoth "Wish"
Cruachan "Pagan"
Deadlock "10,000 Generations in Blood"
Angels Beneath Me "Lullaby"
After Forever "Face Your Demons"
Animosity "Thieves"
In Traction "Boneyard"
Crotchduster "Mammal Sauce"
Rabid "King of Metal" (R)
Between the Buried and Me "All Bodies" (R)
3 Inches of Blood "Deadly Sinners" (R)
Slayer "Angel of Death" (R)
Worm Quartet "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" (R)
Car Bomb "His Eyes"
>From This Day "Running Red"
Angels Beneath Me "Angelic End"
Arcturus "Evacuation Code Deciphered"
Fear My Thoughts "Ghosts of Time"
Withered "Fear and Pain that Cripples Me"
God Forbid "Divinity"
Becoming the Archetype "One Man Parade"
Angels Beneath Me "Nine Months"
Frostnacht "Frostnacht"
Charon "Death Can Dance"
The Wicked "Church of the Worm" (R)
The Gathering "Probably Built in the 50's"

** GorGar's Pick of the Night **
Blazed "Rock Star"

Nodes of Ranvier "The Dawning Age"
Doro "Breaking the Law"
Premonitions of War "Glorified Dirt"
Missing Marcus "Pushin' It"
137 "Wrecking Ball"
Coffee Inc. "Flip Flop / I'm Your TV"
Coffee and Shoebox "Spatula - Live Acoustic"
If Man is Five "Water / Joe's Really Weird" - Live Acoustic"
Merit "Man on a String - Live Acoutic"
Hypocrisy "Scrutinized"
Kings X "Alone"
Cruachan "Some Say the Devil is Dead"
Brides of Destruction "Dead Mans Ruin"
Moore "Bleed"
Curl Up and Die "Antidepressants are Depressing"
Thine Eyes Bleed "Innocent Mind"
Secrets of the Moon "Exhibitions in the Grey Zone"

Feature Artist: Never the Sunshine
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Top Stories

------------- This Woman Was Dying To Pee ------------------

BRUSSELS - A drunk Belgian woman's urgent need to relieve
herself became a grave matter when she died in a freak
accident in the early hours of Saturday. The 33-year-old
woman was walking home from a bar and decided to take a
short cut through a cemetery. That's when the need to pee
became so strong that she decided to relieve herself between
two gravestones. As she was in a crouched position, she lost
her balance and grabbed one of the stones. The stone gave
way and landed on top of her, killing her. She died of
suffocation because she couldn't lift the heavy stone, the
public prosecutor's office said.
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------------- Want A Piece of Ass For Dinner? --------------

SHANGHAI, China - The Hufulou restaurant in northeastern
China said they were selling illegal tiger meat dishes, but
they were really cooking up donkey flesh - marinated in
tiger urine. The so-called stir-fried tiger meat with chilies
was going for $98, and raw meat was priced at $864 a kilogram.
Officers who came to shut down the restaurant were told that
the meat was actually from donkeys, flavored with tiger urine
to give the dish a "special" tang. Authorities confiscated the
restaurant's profits and fined the owner, Ma Shikun, about
$300.
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+--------------- Bizarre Facts About Frogs ----------------+

Frogs don't drink water - they absorb water through their
skin.

Every species of frog has its own mating call, made only by
the males. The call has two parts - "a whine," which the
whole species uses, and a "chuck" which is the individual
frog's calling card.

An Australian frog hatches its offspring in its stomach,
then spits out fully developed frogs - sometimes more than
20 at once.

The skin of some poisonous frogs is so toxic that it will
kill any creature that bites it. Only 1/100,000 of a gram
of skin poison from one species is enough to kill a man.

Flying frogs do exist, but they don't really fly - they
can't gain height in the air. Instead, they glide. Top speed:
24 kilometers per hour, fastest of all amphibians.

Reputedly, there's a frog in Australia that excretes a
hallucinogenic slime. Natives lick it to get high.

According to an expert, "One frog in Colombia is so toxic
that local Indians merely wipe their arrows across its skin
to poison the tips."

Another expert reports "a frog from Ethiopa has teethlike
protrusions and eats snails - shells and all."

[From Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader]
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--------- Persistence Doesn't Always Pay Off -------------

COOPER CITY, Fla. - A Florida man, encouraged by his first
successful robbery of a Cooper City grocery, wasn't so
lucky the second time around at the same location. Miami
authorities said Kenroy Clarke tried to rob the Albertson's
supermarket for a second time in two weeks. When police
arrived, he grabbed a store janitor, made him put on a
grocery shirt, and sent him out carrying a bag of money,
the Miami Herald reported. The 37-year-old bandit then posed
as store's manager, called 911 and told authorities the
janitor was the robber. Police didn't buy the story and the
incident led to a three-hour hostage standoff, which ended
early Tuesday.
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----- Bargain Hunting Predators Fight For Their Prey -------

RICHMOND, Va. - Screams could be heard, police were called
for backup, people suffered beatings, and a woman even
urinated on herself. No, it wasn't the site of a horrible
accident, but rather a scene at the Richmond International
Raceway where used laptops were being sold for $50. "I could
not move, I could not breathe," said Latoya Jones, who lost
a flip-flop in the chaos. When officials opened the gates at
7 a.m., it became a terrifying mob scene. People pushed,
screamed, and an elderly man was thrown to the ground.
Seventeen people suffered minor injuries, with four requiring
hospital treatment, Henrico County Battalion Chief Steve
Wood said.
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
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And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

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