The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 30, 2005
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
http://devoted.to/onslaught - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...

Chat Room during Both Shows:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
_________________________________________________

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

When the body which used to house Jeffie, and now contains, Jeffie, Thor The
Viking, Pepe, and who knows how many other people, arrived, Pepe was still
in control and had been all week. He was his extremely hyperactive self, (he
is a very up personality, though, always singing, dancing, and very happy),
singing "La Cucaracha", dancing all over the place, and greeting everyone
enthusiastically, especially Lance, whom he kept calling sexy and molesting.
Now, something else about Pepe, he leaves Pepe slime or goo everywhere he
goes. It didn't take long for the whole place to be covered with it, since,
as I've said, Pepe is very hyper, and is all over the place in a minute.
They soon decided that this could not go on, and that Jeffie, Thor, or both
of them, were preferable by far to Pepe. By the next talk break, they had
captured Pepe, and had him tied up and gagged. This didn't slow Pepe down
much, he was still talking away a mile a minute, (only now you couldn't tell
what he was saying), and still humming "La Cucaracha". Then Rick came in and
clobbered Pepe, knocking him out. Jeffie and Thor returned. They were both
very upset. Thor told everyone that they needed to cooperate with and work
with him and Jeffie so that Pepe would never see the light of day again.
Then Rick had a puppet. And this puppet was a frog that made frog noises.
Jeffie has never been able to get rid of his fear of frogs, and so became
traumatized and retreated leaving Thor in control, and screaming inside his,
err, their head. Thor didn't understand why Jeffie was acting that way.
Later, they told Thor that he should play a trick on Jeffie, let him out,
and they would make the frog puppet croak again. Thor agreed to this. He
told Jeffie to come out. Jeffie did. The frog went ribbet ribbet, and Jeffie
ran away screaming, with Rick in hot pursuit, taking their collective body
along with him. And that was how the show ended. Tune in this week, and
don't forget, MO now has a chat room, drop by and join in all the fun...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Last week, Just Joe had said that he would deliver a band to the show. And
he proved to be true to his word... The band was Ayurveda. They were there
for about half the night. They were interviewed, promoted some upcoming
shows of theirs, and answered many of those theinsanedomain.com questions.
Check them out at: http://www.myspace.com/ayurveda and their web site will
be up shortly, and is: http://www.ayurvedamusic.com And the insanity
continued for yet another week... For the third straight week in a row, what
was meant to be a horrifying traumatizing experience was enjoyed by it's
intended victims. When Just Joe's Hugging Music was played, and he hugged
the first band member, the rest of the band quickly turned it into another
group hug, like Angels Beneath Me had done the week before. Ayurveda seemed
to really enjoy the experience, every time it happened. If this keeps up
much longer, then I think something else might have to be come up with for
visitors to experience. After all, the idea was not to have everyone be
enjoying themselves and having fun with Just Joe, (this is not the kind of
show which has as it's mission to spread warmth and love, after all, but to
spread fear and violence), :) but to have them be thoroughly horrified,
disgusted, and traumatized. :) This obviously isn't working too well
lately, everyone is truly going too insane to be horrified. :) The
featured artist for the night, which ended the show, was Anathema. Tune in
this week... Who knows what will happen, but something will, so listen to
find out what it will be...

**********************************************************

Notes from Azkath...

For the Metallic Onslaught there is now a link to our chat room. Other than
that, I updated a few other things on the website, some new pics and such.
There will be more when I get a chance.

Our Xtreme Soundscapes Vol III DVD will be out by Oct 15th, which is, of
course, our DVD Release Show at The Haunt in Ithaca, NY. Angels Beneath Me,
A Day Without Rain, inRed, Divinity Destroyed, and Bone Jar. DVD's will be
free. While they last anyways. So show up early. Show starts at 5pm. Some of
the bands will be up to The Last Exit after the show as well... And Just
Joe plans on getting revenge on Mark from Divinity Destroyed during the
show. We will all see how that turns out.

This week on The Last Exit, we should also have Missing Marcus up to the
show again... And of course, you can't really guess what else may happen.

__________________________________________

CRISIS NEWS

Crisis regrets to announce the departure of Gia Wang, our bass
player for the last 12 years. Due to family commitments Gia will be
unable to continue to be a part of the Crisis collective. The band
wishes Gia well in all his future endeavors.

Nick Weitzel, a friend of the band, will be filling in on bass
guitar for the Exodus tour. Crisis will hold auditions for a
permanent bass player position starting in November.

We are looking for an aggressive player who can perform with a live
intensity as well as be a creative force in our improvisational
style of songwriting. We prefer a player that uses a pick unless you
think you are the next Cliff Burton. SERIOUS CANDIDATES ONLY!

SUBMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

1.) SEND BIO (NAME, CONTACT INFO, BAND EXPERIENCE, TOUR EXPERIENCE,
MUSICAL INFLUENCES, ANY MUSIC SCHOOL EXPERIENCE)

2.) You must learn the following 4 Crisis songs on your own and send
either an AUDIO or VIDEO with AUDIO RECORDING of you playing "A
Graveyard for Bitches", "Waking the Dead", "Politics of Domination"
and "Nomad".

Send submissions to:

Crisis Bass Player Auditions
c/o The End Records
331 Rio Grande #58
Salt Lake City, UT 84101 USA

If you are invited to audition you will have to make your own way to
California. All candidates must be willing to relocate to Southern
California.
_____________________________________________________

KISS manager Doc McGhee has been toying with the idea of recruiting an
entire band to don the band's famous makeup. McGhee said, "KISS is more like
Doritos or Pepsi", as far as a brand name is concerned. They're more
characters than the individual person. I think new members have a legitimate
chance to carry the franchise.
_____________________________________________________

SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, Oct 1 - Suny Stony Brook Campus, Stony Brook
Indira

Mon, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The International Extreme Music Festival
God Dethroned, Nightrage, Mantiis, Hell Within, Leaves Eyes, and Atrocity

Thurs, Oct 6 - The Nines, Ithaca
Indira

Thurs, Oct 6 – Albies Bar, Utica
Therion

Fri, Oct 7 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus and Ayurveda

Fri, Oct 7 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Red Chord, Every Time I Die, High on Fire and The Chariot

Sat, Oct 8 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, Dillinger Escape Plan, Zao, and A Life Once Lost

Sat, Oct 8 – The Landmark Theater, Syracuse
Judas Priest and Anthrax

Sat, Oct 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
G-Spot, Iron Core, amd Superdrive

Sat, Oct 8 – The Half Penny Pub, Syracuse
Worm Quartet

Mon, Oct 10 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
KMFDM and Acumen Nation

Tues, Oct 11 – American Legion, Binghamton
The Red Death

Fri, Oct 14 – The Dome Arena, Buffalo
Danzig, Chimaira, Behemoth, Himsa, Mortiis, and The Agony Scene

Sat, Oct 15 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Volume III Release Show
Angels Beneath Me, A Day Without Rain, inRed, Divinity Destroyed, and Bone
Jar
Early Show – 5pm

Sat, Oct. 15 – Albies, Utica
The PushRods, Plan-607, the Voodoo Dollies and Idol Hands

Sun, Oct 16 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Ascension of the Watchers (Members of Fear
Factor, Prong, and Killing Joke), Still Life
Decay, and False Icons

Tues, Oct 18 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Crisis, Exodus, Three Inches of Blood and Watch them Die

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
The Iron Maidens

Thurs, Oct 20 – The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
Brides of Destruction, Trashlight vision & Chesela Smiles

Fri, Oct 21 – The Steel Music Hall, Rochester
My Ruin, Bleed the Sky, 40 Ounce, Mainline Adrenaline and The Following Dawn

Fri, Oct 29 - Gush's Halloween Bash, Gush’s, Elmira
Elmira Punk Division, Mind Worm, (Marty's retirement from the band Party),
and OTHERS
doors 9pm/ 18 & up
More info TBA

Mon, Oct 31 - Halloween Bash at Castaways, Ithaca
The PushRods, the MoFo's and more TBA

Wed, Nov 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Byzantine, Hal o of Locust, and The Dream is Dead

Thurs, Nov 3 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Bret Michaels

Fri, Nov 4 – The Showplace Theater, Buffalo
Into Eternity, Nevermore, and Opeth

Sun, Nov 20 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s

Fri, Dec 2 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Blue Oyster Cult

Sat, Jan 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity and Sonata Arctica

Thurs, Feb 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Decapitated, Soilent Green, Nile, and With Passion

Tues, Feb 21 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Prong and Overkill
_____________________________________________

Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 25, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: The Unquiet Void "Between the Twilights"

Most Precious Blood "Shark Ethic"
After Forever "Only Everything"
Killing Spree "King of Sand"
Deadlock "Awakened by Sirens"
Others "Powers that Be..."
Loki the Grump "How Could I Forget"
Hypocrisy "Blooddrenched"
Nodes of Ranvier "The Years to Come"
KMFDM "New American Century"
Ayurveda "Treason in the First Degree'
Ayurveda "Captain Limbo"
Missing Marcus "So Much for Goodbye - Live Acoustic"
Gothminister "Monsters"
Crotchduster "True Nature of Williams" (R)
Nocturne "Alibi"
Ayurveda "Shopwench (Live)"
Sudden Death "Inner Voice (with Worm Quartet)"
Worm Quartet "Strap on Brain"
Opeth "Atonement" (R)
Dissillusion "Alone I Stand in Fire"
Ayurveda "Manpower - Live"
The Old Dead Tree "What Else Could We've Said"
Anacrusis "My Soul's Affliction" (R)
Behemoth "Before Aeons Came" (R)
Arch Enemy "Skeleton Dance" (R)
Ayurveda "Treason in the First Degree - Live"
137 "Slug"
Doctor Butcher "Freaks"
Screeching Weasel "What We Hate"
KMFDM / Muppets "Techno Dance Mix"
Crisis "The Politics of Domination" (R)
The String Quartet Tribute to System of a Down "Toxicity"
As Divine Grace "...If the Swan Flies"
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter "We Will Never Die"
Siebenburgen "Born Under a Black Sun"

** MySpace Pic of the Night **
Moonroot "The Hunt for the,,,"

** Tribute to the Past Set **
Cerebral Fix "Quest for Midian"
Portal "Costumed In Grace"
Bathory "War Machine"
Rain Fell Within "A False Reality"

Thor "Thunder on the Tundra"
Downthesun "Lucas Toole" (R)
With Honor "Like Trumpets"
ASA "Stick Your Hands Into Broken Glass'
The Gathering and Wim Kratsborn "Every Day is Like a Thousand"
Hayseed Dixie "Big Balls"
Loki the Grump "Shockingly Happy"
Cryptopsy "In the Kingdom Where Everything Dies, the Sky is Mortal"
Bullistic "Discarded Soul"
Divinity Destroyed "The Sun, The Moon, The Earth, and The Rain"
Savatage "Believe"

Feature Artist: Anathema
__________________________________________________

This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think might find it
interesting. Bands wanting to submit material for airplay can do so by
sending it to Aethyric Productions, Po Box 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224.

And e-mail us your show dates to add to the list above...

Some parts of this email were cleaned by emailStripper, available for free
from http://www.printcharger.com/emailStripper.htm
Some Quotes from Ruminations (ruminations-subscribe@...)

Some stories taken from News of the Weird (www.NewsoftheWeird.com) and
Bizarre News (www.bizarrenews.com). Go to their sites to subscribe to their
weekly e-mails filled with such real news stories... Other stories from
http://www.ananova.com. Also, some parody stories have come from
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/, http://theonion.com/, and
http://www.infernalcombustion.com/. Other sources noted where applicable...