The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 25, 2005
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY - Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday -
Eastern Time
WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
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Chat Room during Both Shows:
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Brock, from the band Inherence, was a guest on the show this week.Jeffie had
control of The Body for the night, and interviewed Brock, and also asked
him, and got his answers to, those questions from www.theinsanedomain.com.
Tracks from Inherence's CD were played. They rocked. Joe asked Jeffie about
the proof he was supposed to produce that Lance was dead. Jeffie said that
he had brought proof, but he never showed it that night. Jeffie and Brock
collaborated on some metal, with Brock drumming on the table in different
metal genre styles, and Jeffie accompanying him on the purple slide
whistle...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Present on this show were: Just Joe, Electric Vodka Dude, and Crow of The
Pushrods. The band Missing Marcus was there for a while to chat a bit and to
talk about their upcoming participation in The Xtreme Soundscapes Volume III
DVD Post Release Show, which was coming up later on that day, (which The
Pushrods would also be performing at, along with two other bands), and which
I hope you all attended, and, if you did not, shame! What is wrong with
you!? Electric Vodka Dude does many, many many voices, and most of them
sound like or are cartoon characters. Tonight, he also was a woman with a
Jersey accent, saying she was Just Joe's mother. This didn't set too well
with Crow, since, somehow, he became Just Joe's dad a while ago. So, I guess
Crow is Just Joe's dad, and Electric Vodka Dude is his mother. No wonder he
is so screwed up, it kinda makes a little more sense now... A little, though
nothing can really fully explain how/why someone could be as screwed up as
Just Joe is! When Just Joe's Hugging Music played and he went around the
room hugging everyone... Well, I guess his mom did not want a hug from her
son, (Crow, his dad, didn't want one either, great parents that they are,
that thing I said about his being so screwed up making more sense is even
making a bit more sense), because Electric Vodka Dude said "I have a weapon,
don't make me use it!", and, then he produced and showed to Just Joe, the
torn off head of a stuffed bear. For some reason this seemed to really
frighten and repel Just Joe, as he ran off and never came back. Who knows
what that was all about. Electric Vodka Dude also left at that point, so he
could not be asked to elucidate on it for us. The Feature Artist to end out
the show was Skyclad...

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Notes from Azkath...

Jeffie / THOR has told me that they will not be present at The Metallic
Onslaught this week. Seems they have some 'plan' in their heads. Um, head.
Can't be good, whatever it is. No one knows yet if Lance is dead or alive...

On The Last Exit, people will be there, I assume, a few, actually, and I
think this would be Just Joe's 2 year anniversary on the show, so I think we
will have something special planned for him...
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BLEED THE SKY
ALL OF OUR EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN STOLEN

Our trailer with all of our equipment has been stolen and we're asking for
donations for anyone that can spare it. The tour with American Head Charge
has been cancelled, but a few local shows will be booked (in Southern
California) to raise money.

The estimated loss in dollar value is around $25,000 to $30,000. Any
donations, of any amount, will be greatly appreciated, and all donors will
recieve a signed poster from the band for all donations over $10.

Donations can also be mailed to PO Box 10333 Santa Ana, CA 92711

(please make checks/money orders out to Wayne Miller)

PLEASE REPOST THIS AND DIRECT PEOPLE TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BLEEDTHESKY, OR
WWW.BLEEDTHESKY.COM TO HELP

Press Release:

Bleed the Sky, currently on tour with American Head Charge, had their
trailer with all of our equipment inside, stolen from a residence in
Mableton (suburb of Atlanta) Georgia the night of Nov 13th, or the early
morning of the 14th. They were scheduled to play shows through the end of
this month.

The band has issued the following statement:

“We’re in a rough spot and we’re asking for help from anyone that can
identify with where we’re at. The support we’ve experienced so far from
friends, family, fans, other bands, sponsors and within our record label
etc. has been great, which we’re eternally grateful for.

As a message to our fans, be sure that this will in no way keep us from
doing what we have been doing, we’ve build this band in the face of
adversity, and rebuilding from what we lost will only make us stronger than
we we’re before.”

The band is scheduled to begin a European tour with Hatebreed on Dec. 2nd in
support of their debut album “Paradigm in Entropy”, on Nuclear Blast
records, and is asking for any information or help leading to the recovery
of the equipment. They’re also accepting donations via pay pal and mail from
their website at www.bleedthesky.com. The dollar value lost is estimated to
be around $25,000 to $30,000.

The band will be doing 2 or 3 local shows (Southern California) before they
leave to Europe to raise money. These dates will be announced within the
next 2 days.

The stolen equipment includes:

2 Basson 4X12 cabs
1 Ampeg SVT Classic bass amplifier
1 6 X 10 SWR bass cab
1 black M-1000 LTD guitar (with case)
1 see through black MH-1000 guitar (with case)
1 red Viper LTD guitar (with case)
1 see through black Viper deluxe LTD guitar (with case)
2 B-405 See through black LTD basses (with cases)
1 Sure wireless system
2 Beta 58 A microphones
1 Line 6 extended floorboard
1 black 5tf by 2 ft flight case with stand containing the following:
1 (one) Boss SP-505 sampler
1 (one) Korg Kaos Pad
1 (one) Korg Microkorg keyboard.
1 Tama Rockstar drum kit (with cases, hardware, and various cymbals)
2 sets of Tama Iron Cobras
1 black 6 space rack including:
1 Line 6 POD xt Pro
1 furman power conditioner
1 Rocktron Hush Super C
1 Boss NS-2 noise suppressor
2 (two) 5150 II guitar heads.
1 blue custom rack flight case including:
1 Korg rackmount tuner.
1 Boss NS-2 noise suppressor
1 Furman power conditioner
200 CD’s
2 large boxes of merchandise (shirts, hats etc)
1 (one) 10ft by 10ft banner.
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For Immediate Release
November 21, 2005

EMPEROR US SHOWS ANNOUNCED

Philadelphia: Candlelight Records today confirms two American shows for
legendary black metal band, Emperor. The announcement follows recent
confirmations of European shows that the band will perform in 2006.

Emperor, featuring vocalist/guitarist Ihsahn, guitarist Samoth, and drummer
Trym, disbanded prior to release of their 2001 album Prometheus: The
Discipline of Fire & Demise. The record, an essential release for
Candlelight's first year of US operations, remains one of the label's top
selling US releases. In late 2004, Candlelight reissued each of Emperor's
four genre-defining albums - Wrath of the Tyrants, In the Nightside Eclipse,
Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk and IX Equilibrium. Each album reworked with
additional bonus footage and material unavailable previously on both
European and US-licensed versions.

"Wrath of the Tyrants," being part one, "includes very rare, exclusive
footage of pre-Nightside rehearsals plus live outtakes from our first tour
(in support of Cradle of Filth, 1993)," says guitarist Samoth. "In the
Nightside Eclipse," part two, "includes edited material from a live show in
Oslo for the song "Towards the Pantheon," as well as various other clips
from live recordings in 1997."

Forming in 1991, Emperor recordings have sold hundreds of thousands
worldwide. Their impact on black/extreme metal ranks them as one of the
genre's most influential. Respected by musician, fan and critic alike,
Emperor recorded their final album, Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire &
Demise, in 2001, shortly thereafter announcing they were disbanding (with
Samoth and Trym continuing on in new band Zyklon; Ihsahn contributing to his
ongoing band project Peccatum). Kerrang's Dom Lawson called Prometheus, "a
staggering masterwork; a fitting testament to the musical genius."

Confirmed shows are noted below. Information regarding ticket on sale dates
will follow.

Friday, July 14 - BB Kings Blues Club, New York NY
Sunday, July 16 - Key Club, Los Angeles CA

www.candlelightrecordsusa.com
www.manicmusiconline.com
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TWISTED SISTER performed in Brighton, England last week, frontman Dee Snider
gave a shout-out to the crowd, saying, "The balcony is where all the REAL
sick motherf*ckers are. They can't even stand up by show time. Let's have
the house lights up to see them!" When the house lights were raised, the
band and audience reportedly found themselves looking back at the disabled
section of the crowd, full of fans in wheelchairs.

POISON singer Bret Michaels escaped serious injury after shots were fired at
his tour bus last night in Massachusetts. Michaels was in town to perform a
rare, invitation-only acoustic show, when, prior to the show, shots were
fired from a white Ford F-150 while Michaels was still on the tour bus,
according to witnesses. Michaels was struck in the face by flying broken
glass, but escaped serious injury. Local police do not feel this was a
random drive-by shooting due to the shots being fired directly into the
living quarters at the rear of the tour bus. Shell casings from the weapon
have not been recovered from the scene at this point. Further information
will be released as it becomes available.
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SHOW LISTINGS

Sat, Nov 26 - Montage Music Hall, 50 Chestnut St. Rochester
Doors @ 9pm, Show @ 10pm (ages 18+)
Low Ton, BML, Skodag

Fri, Dec 2 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Blue Oyster Cult

Fri, Dec 2 - The Amp Elmira
The PushRods with Elmira Punk Division

Sat, Dec 3 – Montage Music Hall, 50 Chestnut St. Rochester
Inherance, Mainline Adrenaline, The Following Dawn

Thurs, Dec, 8
*** NIPPLEPALOOZA II ***
Day 1 of the cheesy 2-day CNY tour!
WORM QUARTET
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
POWERED BY SATAN
@ The Half Penny Pub
321 W Fayette St.
Syracuse, NY 13202
(315) 478-3091
FREE SHOW!! Bands are paid from the bar, so drink up!
Show starts at 9:00 (Must be 21)

December 9th, 2005 - Rochester, NY
*** NIPPLEPALOOZA II ***
Day 2 of the cheesy 2-day CNY tour!
WORM QUARTET
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
POWERED BY SATAN
And MC PISSPOT THE RABBIT
@ Monty's Crown
875 Monroe Ave.
Rochester, NY 14620
www.montyskrown.com
Show starts at 10:00
$6 at the door
Must be 21

Fri, Dec 16 - the Downtown Quaterback Endicott
The PushRods with Agony Hill

Sat, Dec 17 - Montage Music Hall, 50 Chestnut St. Rochester
Inherance, Bound by Hate, Mainline Adrenaline
$10 Donation without a Toy / $5 with a Toy

Sat, Dec 17 - The Half Penny Pub, Syracuse
"CHANUKALOOZA II"
The PushRods, Plan-607, CrankDaddy and Suburban Vamps

Fri, Dec 23 - Montage Music Hall, 50 Chestnut St. Rochester
Sulaco, BML, and Low Ton

Sat, Dec 31: New Year's Eve – The Venue (Downtown Quarterback), Washington
Avenue, Endicott
Punch Drunk Monkeys 11th anniversary reunion, with original members:
* crappy the clown
* dano voodie
* mr. zaremba
* david sweet
w/ special guests If Man is Five

Sat, Jan 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity and Sonata Arctica

Thurs, Feb 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Decapitated, Soilent Green, Nile, and With Passion

Tues, Feb 21 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Prong and Overkill
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 20, 2005
(R) = Requested

Background: Sunn O))) "Black One"

Divinity Destroyed "Haven"
Watch Them Die "Throne of Lies"
Vesania "Phosphorror"
Doro "All We Are - Acoustic"
Fields of the Nephilim "She"
Crotchduster "Big Top Williams"
Solefald "White Frost Queen"
Bolt Thrower "The Killchain"
Testament "Trial by Fire - Live"
Ramallah "Act of Faith"
Demon Hunter "The Flame that Guides Us Home / Not I"
Hemophile "Mother of the Year"
Early Man "Like a Goddamn Rat"
Horse the Band "Soaring Quails / Taken by Vultures"
Atreyu "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Armageddon Monks "Revolution"
Missing Marcus "Endgame - Live"
The Pushrods "We're So Successful"
Black Labeled "New American War / Nothing"
Homesick Anortions "Music of the Dead"
Judas Priest "Hellbent for Leather" (R)
Look What I Did "Chest is a Ribcage"
Numbers of the Beast "The Wickerman"
Trouble "Hello Strawberry Skies" (R)
Antimatter "Mr. White"
Avulsed "Ace of Spades"
Speed Kill Hate "Violence Breeds"
Crystal Eyes "Panic"
Inherence "I Hate You"
Sulaco "Cry Me a River"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Dio "The Last in Line" (R)
Savage Grace "We Came, We Saw, We Conquered"
Judas Priest "Living After Midnight - Live"
Panic "Black Feather Shake"
Red Square Black "I Lost My..."

Broken Dolls "Believe It Or Not / Playground"
Killer Heights "Dysfunctional"
The Pushrods "2 Fucking Whores and a Case of Beer"
Armageddon Monks "Severed"
Dead Kennedy's "Winnebago Warrior" (R)
Napalm Death "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"
Helloween "Mrs. God"
Sepultura "Roots Bloody Roots - Live"
Fall of Serenity "Mask of Hatred"
Choking Susan "Falling Round and Round"
The Great Luke Ski & Worm Quartet "Map Light'
Old Man's Child "The Plague of Sorrow"
Bishop of Hexen "Lure My Spelled Emotions"
Cathedral "Upon Azreal's Wings"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "The Conquerer Worm"
Controlled Bleeding "Awakened (Beneath the Ground)"
Cephalic Carnage "Dying will be the Death of Me"

** MYSPACE PIC OF THE WEEK **
Moonroot "The Hunt..."

Mercyful Fate "Curse of the Pharoahs" (R)
Walls of Jericho "Jaded"
Moonspell "Odium" (R)
Homesick Abortions "Destruction"
Sabbat "Intro / A Cautionary Tale / Mythistory"

Feature Artist: Skyclad
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TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK

+------------- Bizarre Stories From the News --------------+

* An Alaskan assemblyman authored legislation to punish
"public flatulence, crepitation, gaseous emission, and
miasmic effluence," with a $100 penalty.

* Firefighters in Thurston, Washington slept through a fire
in their own station. A passing police officer noticed the
blaze and called in the alarm.

* In 1986, firefighters used wire cutters and pliers to free
a San Jose, California woman from a tight pair of designer
jeans.

* In the 1988 Massachusetts Democratic primary, Herbert
Connolly dashed from a late campaign appearance to the poll-
ing place to cast his ballot. He got there fifteen minutes
late, and lost his seat on the Governor's council. The final
tally: 14,716 to 14,715.

* The Internal Revenue Service fined George Wittmeier
$159.78 for not paying all of his taxes. He was a penny
short on his return.
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----- Vibrating iPod Causes Buzz This Christmas Season -----

LONDON - Music lovers will find even more reason to love
Apple's iPod this Christmas. Some folks have come up with
a vibrator that moves in time with the music. The iBuzz
connects to the gizmo and pulses while songs are played. As
the music gets louder, the vibrations get faster. Ali
Carnegie, of adult-store www.LoveHoney.co.uk, said the
discreet design is popular with women and claims the sex
toy is perfect for giving users "big smiles on their way to
work." Carnegie said the company is already close to selling
out of the bullet-sized device before Christmas.
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http://www.local6.com/news/5290491/detail.html
Golden Retriever Gives Birth To Green Puppy

A dog breeder in Alhambra, Calif., is mystified after his golden
retriever gave birth to a green puppy, according to a Local 6
News report.

The green puppy, named Wasabi, was one of four puppies born
five days ago.

The dog is healthy and green, according to the report.

Local 6 News showed video of the puppy rolling around with its
normal-looking newborn brothers and sisters.

Skeptics said the dog had to be dyed green but the owner said the puppy was
born green.

Veterinarians said it is possible for a newborn puppy's fur to be green
because the placenta, which is green, rubs off at birth.
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A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young
wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to
the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the
washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis,
snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a
lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ
again, at least for sexual purposes."
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050723/80/fo0mz.html
Vampire fraudsters take bite of Sicilian's savings

PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman
in
the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who
would
impregnate her with the son of the Anti-Christ if she did not pay them.


The man, a cabaret singer, and his girlfriend took the money from their
victim
over four years by selling her pills at 3,000 euros each that they said
would
abort the Anti-Christ's son.


Police uncovered the fraud after the 47-year-old woman's family became
concerned
when they discovered she had spent all her savings, local news agencies AGI
and
ANSA reported.
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This is an attempt to get people a little more into what's going on in the
music scene these days. As well as to keep people at least a little
informed about what is going on at our weekly broadcasts of chaos.
Please feel free to send all comments, suggestions, corrections, additions,
and whatever else that might help make this more useful.

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