The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 6, 2006
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
Chat Room during The Last Exit for the Lost:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:
Jeffie was absent. Lancer was there, and he said that he has finally
come to the realization that they were all right when they said (for
months) that he had a small problem with alcohol, and that he was in a
program to correct that. Hence, the ankle bracelet, and I don't mean the
jewelry kind, I mean the electronic kind. And there was a guest...
Potato. If you are familiar with myspace at all, (and who isn't?), then
you need no further explanation of who Potato is, as he has a page on
there, and it is hugely popular, and features a lot of hot chicks, who
are all in love with Potato. Potato is 6, (he told us this many times
throughout the night, just like little kids who are constantly informing
you that they are 3 or 4, every five minutes). But he also informed us
that that was ok, because 6 is 36 in Potato years. Potato is obviously
not familiar with decaf, and might want to look into acquainting himself
with that beverage. He is a very energetic, hyper person, err, Potato,
and would often (also just like little kids are always doing), shout
HI!, right out of the blue. Potato took some calls from listeners, (whom
he then would shout out HI! to). And, during the night's conversations,
it was established that Potato should make an action adventure movie
with Chuck Norris, one called something like "On The Way To The Deep
Fryer". So Potato left, saying that he was going to go set that up (and
to get back to all the hot girls on his friends list). So be sure to
watch for that brilliant piece of cinematography which will be shortly
forthcoming! You won't want to miss it! Potato is on MO's myspace
friends list, and they said that he would shortly be on their top 8, so
you can go contact him there, if you are not one of the millions, and
millions (Rock reference there, and, for those of you who aren't aware
that he used to be a wrestler, the guy in "The Scorpion King", among
many, many other movies) who haven't done so already. Lancer became very
anxious, and demanded to know what time it was. It was 123456, twelve
thirty four and fifty six seconds, neat how that worked out, isn't it!?
And it lets me do what I always do, and give the exact time! Lancer grew
more agitated, saying that he was on a curfew, and would have to race
his, err, hurry to make it! So he fled away, electronic ankle bracelet
and all...
On The Last Exit For The Lost:
On this show were: Just Joe, Electric Vodka Dude, D, Rub McGroin, Pat,
from the band Castle Bravo, (and before that, the band Lotus Project),
two members (heh heh, heh heh, I said members) of Armageddon Monks, and
Loki The Grump (formerly Snarky, and, before that, Loki The Grump), who
brought with them one member of the band Rewbee (who is also in Loki).
The bands Bonejar and G-Spot were supposed to be there, but were not,
being musicians. And it was a real shame, too, what with almost no one
there and all! At the beginning of the night the two members of
Armageddon Monks just dropped by to chat. They updated us on what they
have been, and will be, up to, and some tracks from their CD were
played. They are cool. www.myspace.com/amonks check them out there. Loki
The Grump arrived. Just Joe's Hugging Music played, and he went around
hugging everybody, really latching onto D, riding her and refusing to
let go, hanging onto her around the waist, and, when she struggled with
him, it made her pants start falling down. But she probably did that on
purpose, she loved it, no matter how much she may say otherwise, we know
she did. Loki The Grump chatted and played a lot of songs acoustically,
first a set that lasted at least half an hour, and then another three
song set. They are awesome! They rock! www.lokithegrump.com and
www.myspace.com/lokithegrump are the web sites where they can be found.
After they were done playing, and before they left, two members of Loki
The Grump got to throw Just Joe down the stairs, first their drummer did
it, and then they decided that Michele, their vocalist, should do it
too, so they got Just Joe back up the stairs by telling him there were
spiders down there, which brought him flying up, and then they told him
that Michele wanted to hug him, he went with her, and she threw him down
the stairs. Russian Roulette Tribute To The Past was played. They gave D
The Giant Hammer. If a bullet, a cheesy 80's song, played, then they
would tell D what Just Joe had done to her the night before, at a
concert, that she didn't remember, because she had been so drunk, and
let her loose on Just Joe with The Hammer. But this time luck was with
Just Joe, no bullet played. As they were winding up the talk break
portion of the night, they realized that Rub had never gotten to have
the privilege yet that so many have had of throwing Just Joe down the
stairs, and that this must be rectified right away! So Rub threw Just
Joe down the stairs. There was no Feature Artist for this night...
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Notes from Azkath...

No idea what is happening with The Metallic Onslaught this week. As for
The Last Exit, it is Just Joe's birthday. That is all I will say, mostly
because it is all I know. Oh,and by request, Warrior Soul may be the
feature artist...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 1, 2006
(R) = Requested

Background: Shinjuku Thief "Scared Fury"

Draconian "She Dies"
Catamenia "Coldbound"
Darzamat "Blackward"
Rage "The Crawling Chaos"
Armageddon Monks "Get Your Fill"
Into Eternity "Surrounded by Night"
Trivium "Becoming the Dragon"
Mastodon "Crystal Skull" (R)
Armageddon Monks "Breakdown"
Light this City "Fear of Heights"
Ludicra "Dead City"
The Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "1997 (Tonight We're Gonna Party Like
It's...)"
Chthonic "Bloody Gaya Fulfilled"
Grey Skies Fallen "The Visionary"
Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
Autumn's End "Eyes of Ignorance"
The Pushrods "Dead Girl"
Circle II Circle "Who Am I to Be?"
Napalm Death "Warped Beyond Logic"
Eden's Fall "Planet Hate"
Others "Under the Sunset"
Castle Bravo "Iceman"

Loki the Grump - Live Acoustic in Studio
Everybody Loves Me II
Your War
Tell Me
Actions Speak Louder
Here I Am
Shockingly Happy
FINE
Drive by Shooting

Goatwhore "Alchemy of the Black Sun Cult"
Celtic Frost "Obscured"
The Fabulous Dung Beatles "Roofies!"
Cradle of Filth "Rise of the Pentagram"
GWAR "Eighth Lock" (R)

Loki the Grump - Live Acoustic in Studio
Untamable
How Could I Forget
Brand New Me

Tyr "The Hammer of Thor"
Bone Jar "Take These Years"
Snoww Wwhite "Lullabye"
Elusive Travel "All The Things I'd Die For"
Sulaco "The Lone Chime"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Blackshine "Forever Goodbye"
Anacrusis "Brotherhood?"
Disaffected "Dead Like My Dreams"
Mandrake "It Never Ends"
Refused "New Noise"

Prototype "With Vision"
Destroy the Runner "Thoughts in Reverse"
Gaza "Slutmaker"
Bludgeon "Carnage Begins"
Grey Skies Fallen "The Opposite of Up"
The Gothsicles "Konami Code III"
Giant Squid "Ampullae of Lorenzini"
Unleashed "This is Our World Now'
Warrior Soul "We Cry Out / The Answer / Punk and Belligerent" (R)
Worm Quartet "I've Got a Wife"
Ebony Tears "Moonlight"
Septic Flesh "I Choose to Suffer"
Nokturnal Mortem "On the Moonlight Path"
Nightwish "Moondance"
Sinergy "Suicide by Side"
King Diamond "More than Pain"
Seth "Dans les Yeux du Serpent"
Skyclad "It Wasn't Meant to End This Way"
Endura "The Frozen Moon"
Therion "In the Desert of Set"
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SHOW LISTINGS

Fri, Oct 6 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Bone Jar CD Release Show with Ayurveda, Check Engine, Chemical Flaw, and
Ruination

Thurs, Oct 12 – The Showplace Theater, Buffalo
Trivium, The Sword, and Protest the Hero

Fri, Oct 13 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus EP Release Show with The Splendors, Another Day Late and
6 Finger

Sat, Oct 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fallguy (CD Release Show), Stemm, Low Ton, Bitch in the Well, and (god-rot)

Sun, Oct 15 – The Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Elusive Travel, 137, Apostle of Solitude, Inherence, and Fledging Death

Sat, Oct 21 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Moshtoberfest with Boiler, Hammermill, Bent Peg, Check Engine,
Ruination, and Beers Metal

Sun, Oct 29 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Black Stone Cherry and Black Label Society

Thurs, Nov 2 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Chamber Law and Sudden Death

Tues, Nov 7 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Celtic Frost, Goatwhore, and Crucifist

Wed, Nov 8 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Soilwork, Darkest Hour, Mnemic, and Threat Signal

Fri, Nov 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Soilwork, Threat Signal, Darkest Hour, and Mnemic

Fri, Nov 10 – The Gathering Place, Rome, NY
The Pushrods, Undergang, and Plan 607

Sat, Nov 11 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Celtic Frost and Goatwhore

Sun, Nov 12 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes 2nd Anniversary Show
Chamber Law (D's Last Show), Grey Skies Fallen, Rabid, He the Hero, and
more TBA

Thurs, Nov 30 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester'
Chidren of Bodom, Sanctity, and Gorjira