The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 3, 2006
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
Chat Room during The Last Exit for the Lost:
http://pub6.bravenet.com/chat/show.php?usernum=450982834&cpv=1
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Joe was not there, so Rick was hosting the show. It was the show before
Halloween, and Rick played whole sets of Halloween appropriate music,... Blocks
of King Diamond, Testament, Dimmu Borgir, Mercyful Fate, and other creepy,
scary, brutal death and black metal, and some stuff from The Freddie And Jason
Soundtrack. W. Trash was there, and he and Rick discussed Halloween, plans, and
creepy music. Lance showed up. Not Lancer, but the original glam Lance.
Apparently Rick had let him out of his basement for Halloween. Jeffie arrived,
and he brought someone with him, Electric Vodka Dude, or EVD. Jeffie's kazoo had
reemerged, and he played it all night. And EVD even showed him how to play it
correctly, he'd been playing it backwards, thanks a lot, EVD! Jeffie molested
Lance, they fought, Jeffie molested Lance some more, and drove Lance away for
the night. Jeffie also brought some things from the past, The babbling, talking,
well, thing, bird, Super Monkey, and the blonde wig. EVD broke Super Monkey.
Jeffie was very unhappy about this. He said it was time to play "What's In
Jeffie's Pants". And what was in Jeffie's pants was the blonde wig. Which he
withdrew from his pants and put on EVD's head. Well, EVD is balding, he could
use the hair, but still, it had been in Jeffie's pants! Jeffie said this was
revenge for Super Monkey. In addition to playing on the kazoo, Jeffie also
played (another item from the past) on the purple slide whistle all night. Then
Jeffie said that, as it would soon be Halloween, he needed a costume. He
couldn't decide on one, so he decided to get naked, and that would be his
costume. Well, it is scary, really scary, so I guess it fits the Halloween
theme. It was so scary, in fact, that EVD left, and so did everyone else, ending
the show a half an hour early. So, in the true spirit of Halloween, everyone was
scared away by something truly horrible and frightening, a naked Jeffie!...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

It was the show 2 days before Halloween, so it was a Halloween, We Love Satan,
Samhain, Show. And it was also the night that the clocks fall back an hour, so
that meant that this show would be seven hours, as, at 2:00, it became 1:00
again. And, as all of you who are long time listeners to the show know, this is
also the night every year where the entire seven hours are a Tribute To The Past
Show, where only (or almost only) old school, and old metal are played. On this
unique show were: Just Joe, Electric Vodka Dude, D, Gorgar, and, (for one talk
break) one member of the band Chapel Perilous, more about that later. Trying to
think of something they could do that would be creepy for Halloween, Just Joe
was told to molest D, which is certainly creepy! He did, they fought. And, when
D threw Just Joe into the corner, he found something there... A book... The
Necronomicon. Of course Just Joe couldn't even pronounce the title, let alone
read the book, but, nevertheless, undaunted, he said that he was going to use it
to summon Satan, it was a We Love Satan Show, after all, and Satan's holiday,
and Satan hadn't seen fit to appear on his show, so Just Joe decided he was
going to use The Necronomicon to summon him for us. He was told that that would
not work, but he was sure it would. He said that he was going downstairs to
summon Satan. D and EVD went with him. They were down there for quite a while.
When D came back, she said that something was wrong. Wrong with Just Joe. Well,
DUH!, that didn't stir much interest or reaction as we all know that, and it is
hardly news. But she said that something was wrong in a different way. For one
thing, he smelled bad. Now that was hardly news either, so, once again, didn't
cause much reaction, but she said bad in a different way, and worse, she said
that something wrong and bad was going on. Well, bad and wrong things are always
going on when Just Joe's around, so no one took her very seriously, despite her
insistence. Just Joe arrived. EVD threw him down the stairs. Joe was pissed and
told him never to do that again. EVD tried to do it again, and Joe stabbed him
in the arm with a knife! Later Azkath went to beat the crap out of Just Joe, and
Just Joe fought him off, too, and he bit him in the leg. D asked if they
believed her now, that they had not heeded her warnings that this was not the
same Just Joe. Obviously his use of The Necronomicon had done something, it had
not summoned Satan, (of course it hadn't!, since when has Just Joe ever
succeeded in any task he sets out to accomplish, he always screws them up
royally!), but apparently Just Joe was possessed. Why!, he wouldn't even scream
out GOATWHORE!!!! when they said that word, so, if that didn't mean he was
possessed, nothing did! Gorgar arrived. They told Gorgar that Joe had been
possessed by a deer, and that he needed to beat the deer out of him. Gorgar did,
and that worked. Just Joe was back, passing the GOATWHORE!!!! test and all. Jake
of the band Chapel Perilous dropped by. He was interviewed, promoted an upcoming
show of the band's, and a track was played
http://www.myspace.com/thechapelperilous is where you can check them out, they
are cool. After the band member had left, they discovered that Just Joe was
possessed again, repossessed, if you will. :) He had been back downstairs,
where The Necronomicon still was, and now the other Just Joe was back. Azkath
took a steel chair and kicked it, hard, into Just Joe's face. That fixed things.
Just Joe was back. But Azkath gave him several more good chair shots. And then D
beat down Just Joe with what was left of the chair, which by this time wasn't
much, out in the hallway. They told EVD not to throw Just Joe down the stairs
where The Necronomicon was. Because EVD is either senile, or just doesn't ever
listen to what he is told, he was almost immediately trying to throw Just Joe
back down the stairs, he just can't seem to help himself when it comes to that.
They locked the door, and said that Just Joe must not go back down there 'til
someone went and retrieved The Necronomicon, putting it where Just Joe wouldn't
get it, which, no one did that night, but I'm sure someone will have by next
week, as how can you have LE without Just Joe being thrown down the stairs!? You
can't!, that just never happens! Not any more. But then, Azkath scared Joe by
telling him there was a spider behind him. Joe ran outside, and then back in
cause there were spiders out there, too, and, yes, down the stairs. This time
however, something different. Just Joe started jingling. Really, he was
jingling. They asked him why he was jingling, and he said that he didn't know.
they told him to shake his head, and, when he did, or when they shook it for
him, sure enough, jingling. Must Be his brains rattling, they have a lot of room
to move around in there, being so tiny and all. Just Joe said that he liked the
jingling. They told him that they had to get rid of the jingling, and so that
was why they were going to do what they were about to do to him... Which was to
beat the crap out of him, trying to beat the jingle out of him. It didn't work,
he was still jingling when they got through. Oh well, it was still a lot of fun
though, even if it didn't accomplish the desired goal. Azkath told Just Joe that
EVD had something for him that he would really like. That, if he went outside,
and stood in a certain spot, that EVD had figured out, and waited, there would
be an alignment of the stars which EVD had calculated, and it would make him
feel really good. So, now, go outside with EVD and wait. Like an idiot, Just Joe
followed these instructions, he didn't even seem the least bit wary this time!
He went outside with EVD... We all listened over the phone. Just Joe said that
he couldn't see EVD, or anything interesting, so he was going to go look for
EVD. And then there was the sound of Just Joe being hit... With EVD's car... At
the next talk break, Just Joe was no longer jingling. However, EVD said that his
car, now, was jingling, which he wasn't very happy about. He wanted to try
running into Just Joe again with his car, to try to get his car to stop
jingling, but they told him not to do that, as it would doubtless just make Just
Joe start Jingling again. Better to have just EVD be the one to suffer with a
jingling car, then to have everyone have to suffer with a jingling Just Joe.
Well, it's Samhain, so there should be a sacrifice. EVD will just have to
sacrifice and put up with an annoying, jingling car, so that the rest of us
might have peace. And the 25th of October was Gorgar's birthday, so he got lots
of smacks with a board for that, well, a dinosaur has lots of years, so there
would kinda have to be lots of smacks, plus one to grow on. Happy birthday,
Gorgar! And so that was the special, Halloween, We Love Satan, Samhain, Setting
Back The Clocks An Hour, And Thus Having The Only Seven Hour Show Of The Year,
Tribute To The Past Show, and the show ended with a live show of Merciyul Fate
from back in 1983, (ah!, the late Zoltan must have been so pleased, wherever he
was!), entitled "Crush The Cross", which seems appropriate for Halloween,
Samhain, We Love Satan... Happy all of that, everyone!
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Notes from Azkath...

Um, hmmm... Metallic Onslaught... yes, well, possibly Rabid will stop by, Joe
still won't be back, Jeffie and Lancer should be there...

Last Exit... No idea at all at the moment, suppose I should do something about
that.
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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 10/29/06

Holy crap, I haven't sent one of these things out in two months!

You all must be desparately craving new Worm Quartet information to the point
where you're running through the street, frothing at the mouth, desparately
grabbing strangers and begging them to tell you about my latest shows and/or
odor.

So where have I been, you ask? Why, I've been at the Hyatt in Atlanta, GA
where Dragon*Con occurred two months ago. The elevator finally came two days
ago, I fought my way off of it yesterday, and now I'm back home.

Anyhoo, here's your far-overdue dose of WQ happenings:

WORM QUARTET PERFORMING IN KENT, OHIO NEXT DAMNED WEEKEND NEWS
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Rejoice, buckeye country! Your favorite bemulleted comedy synth-punk god is
finally deigning to rock one of the easternmost cities of your weird-looking
state!
November 2nd-5th - Kent, OH

**CON ON THE COB**

Friday *AND* Saturday Nights at 10:00 PM:
COMEDY MUSIC EXTRAVAGASM with:

WORM QUARTET
SUDDEN DEATH (http://www.suddendeath.org )
BRENT SIMON of NERDPUNK ( http://www.nerdpunk.com )

I'll be doing two COMPLETELY different sets, exhausting virtually my entire
catalog of reasonably listenable material!

@ Quality Inn & Suites
4363 State Route 43
Kent, OH 44240
More info at http://www.cononthecob.com

Other events at Con on the Cob include tournaments in Guitar Hero, Yu-Gi-Oh,
Magic: The Gathering, Vampire: The Masquerade, and XTreme Duck Duck Goose!
I have no idea what the latter is and don't care - I will so be there.

I have other shows in the works, which I promise I'll tell you about the
second I feel like it.
WORM QUARTET GUNNING FOR THE TOP 25 ON DR. DEMENTO NEWS
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We're coming up on the end of the year, and both "I'm Not A Girl" (Worm
Quartet's latest gender-identification opus, featuring a guest appearance
by the great Luke Ski) nor "you were wrong Cabinet Sanchez" (a spam-inspired
ditty featured on the "Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon, Vol. 2" benefit comp -
http://www.funnymusicians.com dammit) are strong candidates for the year-end
Dr. Demento Funny 25 countdown this year! So why don't you take a break from
digitally altering scans of your Archie comics to give Professor Flutesnoot a
boner and pop over to http://www.drdemento.com where you can click on
"Request A Song" and fill out a stupid little form to make Shoebox the
happiest muddavugga in the universe once again?

If you don't get Dr. Demento in your area, you can enter "online" or
"internet" for the "Radio Station" field, because the good Dr. streams
episodes from his website for a mere $2.00 (a highly-recommended way of
getting your weekly dose of Dementia if you're not currently doing it!)

NEW ALBUM NEWS
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Dude, seriously, it's coming. I've got songs recorded and everyting. I dunno,
February maybe? Get off my back!
MP3s coming sooner.

ODOR NEWS
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I smell like cheapass Aldi's conditioner which, while it gives the mullet
delightful bounce and a healthy shiny glow, also makes me stink like the
contents of a homeless hooker's medicine cabinet.
...

What? She could drag it along on a rope or something.

Wow, can you believe that's all the news I have after a two-month absence
from reality? Thanks for hanging in there and continuing to support my
stupid crap. You guys are like the orangest part of a really orange thing,
where by "orange" I mean "cool."

Trying to stop my son from eating his football again,
-=ShoEboX=-

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SABBAT: Interview/Rehearsal Video Clip Available - Nov. 1, 2006
A short video clip of reunited British thrashers SABBAT being interviewed and
rehearsing for their upcoming U.K. tour dates has been posted online at
YouTube.com. A Quicktime version can be found at this location.

As previously reported, SABBAT will release remastered versions of their first
two albums — "History of a Time to Come" (1988) and "Dreamweaver" (1989) —
sometime next year via Sanctuary. "We've made a small bit of progress on this
one," stated guitarist Andy Sneap. "I've been speaking to Sanctuary about
reissues, and it looks as though we are doing remastered versions of 'History'
and 'Dreamweaver', with a few bonus bits if possible. They (Sanctuary) have the
multi-tracks to the first album and the live show in Berlin from the video, so
again, possiblities there, and the BBC also has the session we did digitally
archived."

A brand new photo of the reunited SABBAT has been posted online at this
location.

As BLABBERMOUTH.NET first reported on September 8, SABBAT has reformed to
support CRADLE OF FILTH on their upcoming U.K. tour in December. The reunion
came about "due to many a conversation with Dani [Filth, CRADLE frontman] and
Paul [Allender, COF guitarist] whilst mixing the [new] CRADLE album," SABBAT
guitarist-turned-producer Andy "Undie" Sneap told BLABBERMOUTH.NET. "It was put
to us that they'd love to see it happen (Dani still has his stolen copy of
'Dreamweaver' [1989] on cassette), and the more we've talked about it, it just
seemed like opening for CRADLE on these shows would be a great way of getting
the five of us together again for a bit of fun. It's not a long-term thing, [and
we don't have] any delusions about the future — [it's] just a chance to play
some of the old songs and have a blast."

SABBAT 2006 reunion lineup (same as that on 1989's "Dreamweaver"):

Martin Walkyier - Vocals
Andy Sneap - Guitar
Simon Jones - Guitar
Fraser Craske - Bass
Simon Negus - Drums
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KING DIAMOND: 'As Long As I Don't F*ck Up The Vocals, This Should Be Our Best
Record' - Nov. 1, 2006
Revolver magazine (web site) reports that most album art is inspired by the
music on the disc, but KING DIAMOND inverted the process for his yet-untitled
12th studio record, which is scheduled for a spring release. When his band's
distributor in Denmark stumbled across a painting called "My Mother's Eyes"
while surfing the Net, he e-mail it to the MERCYFUL FATE frontman and prolific
solo artist, who immediately bought it for his next CD cover. The more Diamond
looked at the image of a battered blond girl with blood covering her white
dress, holding out palms affixed with protruding eyeballs, the more it
captivated and inspired him. "I can feel the energy of the front cover in all
the songs we wrote, and it will definitely affect my lyrics," he promises.

Diamond wrote the song from December 2005 through this past February, then
recorded the basic tracks in his basement. Now all that's left to add are the
vocals, which he will complete in the upcoming weeks.

"It classes over anything I've ever done," Diamond beams. "The arrangements are
more intricate, the production is better, and for the parts where there are
violins, it sounds like we hired the Royal Philharmonic. As long as I don't fuck
up the vocals, this should be our best record."

KING DIAMOND's follow-up to 2003's "The Puppet Master" will contain 13 tracks
(including an intro), five of which were written by the band's guitarist, Andy
La Rocque.

KING DIAMOND last year completed a U.S. tour with NILE, BEHEMOTH and THE BLACK
DAHLIA MURDER. A live CD, "Deadly Lullabyes Live", was issued in 2004.

KING DIAMOND current lineup:

King Diamond - Vocals
Andy La Rocque - Guitar
Mike Wead - Guitar
Hal Patino - Bass
Matt Thompson - Drums
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Oct. 30, 2006 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Pineapple Jacks Revs Up for their 2nd annual
December
to Remember

Last year's December to Remember event- a seasonal music celebration held at
Pineapple
Jacks restaurant and bar in Gates - netted three large-size bagfuls of new toys
and
$1,400 for kids at Golisano Children's Hospital at Strong.

This year, the night is set for making magic and music again on Saturday, Dec.
2.
Pineapple Jacks, located at 507 Spencerport Road in Gates, will feature tunes
ranging
from rock and roll to heavy metal, delivering 10 hours of local talent from at
least nine
bands.

“I'm a dad myself - to a 9-year-old guitarist, actually - so I know the
importance of
helping kids, especially kids staying in hospital over the holidays,” said John
Paradiso
of Chili, the event's organizer. “A music benefit that would ultimately work to
brighten
their stay just made sense - especially after last year's overwhelming success
and
everyone insisting that I `must do this again next year.'”

The night will bring raffles, giveaways and of course, nonstop music, starting
at 4 p.m.
and running until 2 a.m. Admission is $10 at the door or a toy of equivalent
value - both
will be donated to the region's only children's hospital. Toys must be new and
should not
be gift-wrapped (please visit www.gchas.org for specifications on what can and
cannot be
accepted).

For more information about December to Remember (sponsorship, band information,
etc.),
contact John Paradiso at jparadiso@.... To learn how you can benefit
Golisano
Children's Hospital at Strong during the upcoming holiday season, please call
Linda
Dirksen at (585) 273-5939.

Email- john@...
http://www.godrot.com
http://www.myspace.com/godrotmetal
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NEEDULHED NEWS

NEEDULHED, the three piece industrial/goth/punk/rock band from NYC that took the
music scene by storm from 1996-2002, has recently had their music appear in the
national DVD release "LEGENDS NEVER DIE". The DVD, a documentary about
pro-wrestlers as seen through the eyes of former great Bruno Sammartino,
features 9 songs from the legendary NEEDULHED and has sparked renewed interest
in the now defunct group. The bands website has been put back up at
http://www.needulhed.com/ and has gotten numerous hits since the DVD's release.
NEEDULHED, whose style was self described as a "mind warping musical
experience", released 3 CD's: "NEEDULHED" (EP) in 1996, "PAVE THE PLANET" in
1998 and "SUPERHERO UNDEAD" in 2000. All 3 CD's are still available at Elijah
Records: http://www.elijahrec.com/pop-rock.htm.

Their look was described by one magazine as "Bladerunner meets Hellraiser" and
their shows were awe-inspiring with visuals including TV's, strobes and chaos.
NEEDULHED also appeared on 10 compilations and have had their music played on
over 200 radio stations worldwide. Their
22 city 1997 "AMERICAN WAX TOUR" brought the bands music across the nation and
they saw serious major label interest for them in the big apple. Unfortunately,
the band went their separate ways in 2002. The renewed interest came when the
producer from "LEGENDS NEVER DIE" approached one of the band members and
mentioned that he was a big fan of their music and wanted to have it in appear
in his movie. NEEDULHED reunion? Only time will tell if this mind-warping
musical experience for the new millennium will be joining the reunion
rollercoaster but for it seems appropriate to have had their music in a movie
called "LEGENDS NEVER DIE".

Visit http://www.needulhed.com/...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 29, 2006
(R) = Requested

Background: Glenn Danzig "Black Aria I & II"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST / WE LOVE SATAN SHOW **

Mercyful Fate "The Oath"
Behemoth "Ceremony of Shiva"
BCT " I Love Satan"
Notre Dame "Into the Coven"
Detente "Blood I Bleed"
Venom "The Chanting of the Priests"
Voltaire "When You're Evil"
Warlord "Lucifer's Hammer"
Tomorrow's Dream "What If?"
Psychostick "Two Ton Paperweight"
Stolen Babies "Spill!" (R)
Disillusion "The Black Sea"
Jon Oliva' Pain "Who's Playing God"
Hand of Doom Orchestra "Quest of Fire"
Blackshine "Forever Goodbye"
Danzig "Devil's Plaything"
Death "Denial of Life"
Old Man's Child "Soul Possessed"
Twilight Kingdom "Forever Sacred"
Destruction "Eternal Ban"
Sentinel Beast "Dogs of War"
Sacred Reich "Surf Nicaragua"
Riot "Swords and Tequila"
Pile Driver "Metal Inquisition"
Carnival in Coal "Bark at the Moon"
Carnivore "Jesus Hitler" (R)
Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Negative Approach "Nothing"
7 Seconds "Regress No Way"
St. Chaos "Nothing is Forever"
Anthrax "Metal Trashing Mad"
Anacrusis "I Love the World"
Savage Grace "Trial by Fire"
Arcturus "Alone"
Michale Graves "Creepy Crawly"
Zombeast "Cthulhu"
The Esoteric "Don't Waste Guts"
God Forbid "The Day You Died"
Wolf "At the Graveyard"
Cemetary "Where the Rivers of Madness Stream / And Julie is No More"
Coroner "Sudden Fall"
Coven "Rock This Church"
Cradle of Filth "The Rape and Ruin of Angels (Hosannas in Excelsis)"
Chapel Perilous "Blood Key"
Odes of Ecstasy "Faithless"
VoiVod "Tornado"
Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales"
Odin "One Day to Live"
Dokken "Don't Close Your Eyes"
Obsession "Bang 'Em Till They Bleed"
Motley Crue "Live Wire"
Racer X "Heart of a Lion"
Slayer "South of Heaven"
Iron Maiden "The Number of the Beast" (R)
Nightfall "My Red, Red Moon (Emma O)"
Testament "Disciples of the Watch" (R)
Lawnmower Deth "Satan's Trampoline"
The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
Unleashed "Where No Life Dwells / Dead Forever"
Tiamat "Sleeping Beauty"
Paradise Lost "Shattered"
Riot "Storming the Gates of Hell"
Oliver Magnum "Silent Scream (Prelude to Death)"
The Accused "Devil Woman"
The Electric Hellfire Club "I Dream of Demons"

Feature: Mercyful Fate "Crush the Cross - June 25, 1983"
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Upcoming Concerts

Sat, Nov 4 – Cortland Youth Center
Space Farm 2600 and Fallen Enemy

Sat, Nov 4 – Elks Lodge, Cambridge, MA
Rabid, Destructor, and Pile Driver

Sat, Nov 4 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Setiva, Caustic, The Raygun Girls, Muzzlestamp, and Suffer the Wicked

Tues, Nov 7 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Celtic Frost, Goatwhore, and Crucifist

Wed, Nov 8 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Soilwork, Darkest Hour, Mnemic, and Threat Signal

Fri, Nov 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Soilwork, Threat Signal, Darkest Hour, and Mnemic

Fri, Nov 10 – The Gathering Place, Rome, NY
The Pushrods, Undergang, and Plan 607

Sat, Nov 11 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Celtic Frost and Goatwhore

Sat, Nov 11 - Station One (fireHQ), Sayre, Pennsylvania
Lost And No One Knows, Below the Heavens, Fallen Enemy, Fell Victem,
Wagner, the Loiterers, Floss, and SPACEFARM2600

Sun, Nov 12 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes 2nd Anniversary Show
Chamber Law (D's Last Show), If Man is Five, Grey Skies Fallen, Rabid,
and He the Hero – Hosted by Crappy the Clown

Tues, Nov 14 – The Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Rabid, Hirax, A.C., Crucifist, and Bloodwulf

Wed, Nov 16 – The Haunt, Ithaca
The APT and Space Farm 2600

Wed, Nov 22 - The Amp, Elmira
"Punk Homecoming show"
The PushRods, RiverView and the VooDoo Dollies

Thurs, Nov 30 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Chidren of Bodom, Sanctity, and Gorjira

Sat, Dec 2 – Pineapple Jacks, Rochester
Inherence, Vlad’s Philosphy, Vinyl, (god-rot), Arkhem, Blue Thunder,
Fallguy, Aggressive Betty, and Jive Mama’s

Sat, Dec 9 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Divinty Destroyed, Bent Peg (tentative), Chemical Flaw (Tent) and more TBA
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Scuba Diver Expressing Either Joy Or Terror
www.theonion.com
October 24, 2006 | Issue 42•43

KEY WEST, FL—Fellow scuba divers who witnessed Sam Gemitter's wild
gesticulations, inaudible vocal noises, and bulging, wide-open eyes,
remained unclear Monday if he was expressing either joy or terror at the
sight of something he saw behind a giant coral reef. "He swam back to us
pretty fast, but I didn't know if he was trying to get away from what he
saw, or if he wanted us to come see," snorkeler Brian Celli said. "He
was definitely excited one way or the other." As of press time, Gemitter
had not returned his equipment to the scuba-rental booth, either because
he is still enjoying the beauty of the ocean depths or is dead.