The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 1, 2006
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:



Joe, Rick, Josh, Lancer, Jeffie, and Thor (briefly) were there. And
there were a lot more people there as well, as Josh contains about a
hundred different personalities, each with a different foreign accent.
When Jeffie arrived, they told him to go home. He said ok and did go
somewhere, but not home, into the bathroom. When he emerged, he was
Thor. Clark Kent went into phone booths to change into Superman and back
again, and, I guess, Jeffie goes into bathrooms to change into Thor and
back again. Well, a bathroom seems more appropriate for Jeffie and MO
somehow anyways. Thor had emerged because he had heard Josh say that he
liked Vikings, which he probably very much regretted having said, as
Thor knocked him down and dragged him across the floor by way of
greeting. They told Thor to go home, he went into the phone booth, I
mean, bathroom, and Jeffie came back out. Jeffie asked Lancer if he
could have some of his drink, some of his "Nonalcoholic", wink wink,
nudge, nudge, (say no more, in honor of Monty Python). Lancer gave him
some, and Jeffie put bleach in it. Soon he was very drunk, which made
him act even weirder than he already does, which is really saying
something. A game of "What's In Jeffie's Pants" was played. In his pants
were a USB key, and a Mago De Oz CD. Jeffie stripped, removing
everything down to his bra and thong. Then the bra went, leaving only
the thong, which, we then learned from Jeffie, was really really stuck.
No one volunteered to help him with that. Some people are just so
thoughtless and uncaring!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Just Joe, EVD, D, Gorgar, and Keith (of the band Space Farm 2600, and,
also, leader of The Anti Just Joe Army) were there. This show marked the
3rd anniversary of Just Joe's arrival to LE, or was near to it, as, in
keeping with my always giving the exact dates for things if I know it, I
will do so again here, as it was November 23rd 2003, and so was a
celebration of that momentous occasion. Lots of clips from that night
and other early appearances of Just Joe's on LE were played all
throughout the night from Best Of CD's. Keith had brought with him a
bunch of items, peanut butter, stuffing, (well, it was just a week after
Thanksgiving), and a golf club and golf balls. He said that he was going
to hit these items off Just Joe's crotch with the golf club. Well, most
of those items, the peanut butter was never tried, although, I bet that
would have been really something!, trying to knock that off Just Joe's
crotch, that could really have taken a while! They had Just Joe put a
pie plate down the front of his pants, to act as a shield off of which
Keith would hit. That was done. The next item was the stuffing, and they
worked that into Tribute To The Past, with slightly different rules this
time... If a bullet didn't play, then Keith would get to knock the
stuffing off Just Joe's crotch shield with the golf club. But, if a
bullet did play, then either EVD or D (or hell, why not both of them?)
would get to knock the stuffing off with The Giant Hammer. No bullet.
Keith took Just Joe outside, and golf clubbed the stuffing off his
crotch shield. To recreate one of Just Joe's early experiences on LE,
they had Keith throw Just Joe down the stairs, and they locked him in
the room down there. (3 years ago, they had locked him down there, and
left him there for 2 weeks). But now they only left him there a while
and then went to let him out. Only he wasn't there. They were a bit
surprised by this, thinking that the cave down there had been sealed
off, but were fine with it. Then Just Joe's whining could be heard. He
was in the wall. He didn't know how, but he was stuck in the wall. Leave
it to Just Joe! They told him not to worry, they knew how to get him
out. They could use Gorgar's power drill to drill into the wall 'til it
struck and, thereby, located him, or they could have D hammer the wall
with The Giant Hammer 'til she found him. At the next break Just Joe was
back. They asked him how he had gotten out, and he said that there was a
door between the walls, which was news to everyone. Now the show was
about over. And EVD said that he had gotten away with it. When asked
with what, he said, making it through the entire show without blurting
out that it would be his birthday the next day (that's Monday, December
4th, and on this one I can be REALLY EXACT, he was born at four sixteen
P.M. on that day). So, happy birthday, EVD! They promptly got the board
and gave him a hundred smacks with it (EVD is really old, much like
Senile Joe on The Metallic Onslaught). Well, EVD, that's what you get
for not being able to keep quiet just a few more seconds 'til the show
would have been over. So next weeks show will be a celebration of EVD's
birthday. See, EVD, now you may have to go through that whole smacks
with the board thing all over again! The Feature Artist was, two
artists, actually. First Divinity Destroyed's performance from The
Xtreme Soundscapes Volume 5 DVD Release Show back on September 23rd, and
then Tom Fury's performance from The Xtreme Soundscapes 2nd Anniversary
Show, on November 12th. Both of those sounded great, rocked, and were
good to hear.
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Notes from Azkath...

On the Metallic Onslaught... oh, yeah, that happened already. Sorry.

Today, is the Xtreme Soundscapes Show at The Haunt. Please come down and
show us some love, the doors are at 5pm, the show is over by 10, and the
order from start to finish, Tom Fury, Castle Bravo, Fluttreffect, 6
Finger, and Divinity Destroyed. Last show of the year for us, and there
will be limited copies of all the XS DVD's. It's only $5 to see 5 bands,
you know...

Afterwards on The Last Exit, we will have Fluttreffect up to do some
live material there as well. The feature artist will be Rabid and Crappy
the Clown from the 2nd Anniversary Show back in November. Other stuff is
bound to happen as well, is it not?
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Upcoming Local Shows

Sat, Dec 9 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Divinity Destroyed, 6 Finger, Fluttreffect, Castle Bravo, and Tom Fury

Fri, Dec 15 – The Amp, Elmira
Bone Jar, Brand New Sin, and 12 oz Muzzle

Sat, Dec 16 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
Punch Drunk Monkeys, Others, and If Man is Five

Wed, Dec 20 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Space Farm 2600, Wagner, and Fallen Enemy

Fri, Jan 26 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Vol VI DVD Release Show...
Details TBA

Fri, Feb 2 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Bone Jar, Stemm, and Child’s Play

Wed, Feb 14 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Mastodon, Priestess, and Converge
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: December 3, 2006
(R) = Requested

Background: Sephiroth "Draconian Poetry"

Divinity Destroyed "Divinity Destroyed"
I "Far Beyond the Quiet"
Venom "Harder Than Ever - Live"
My Dying Bride "Deeper Down"
Imagika "Inhuman"
Running Wild "Under Jolly Roger"
Unexpect "Silence 011010701"
Volkana "Pet Semetary"
Butchering the Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Killswitch Engage "Holy Diver" (R)
Mindless Self Indulgence "Tom Sawyer" (R)
Rudra "The Pathless Path to the Knowable Unknown"
Vio-Lence "Bodies on Bodies"
Blood Feast "Face Fate"
Nasty Savage "XXX"
Stolen Babies "Mileage"
Holy Terror "No Ressurection"
Mago de Oz "Man on the Silver Mountain - Live"
Sentinel Beast "Dogs of War (Live)"
Helloween "How Many Tears"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Old Man's Child "Soul Possessed"
Crimson Glory "Eternal World"
Hammerfall "Glory to the Brave"
Nuclear Assault "Technology"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Hard on You"

Divinity Destroyed "Void"
6 Finger "Shadows"
Fluttreffect "Hollywood is Porn"
Castle Bravo "Television"
Tom Fury "See You in the Bar"
Annihilator "Alison Hell"
Kyuss "Odyssey"
Possessed "Storm in My Mind"
Zno White "Something Wicked (This Way Comes)"
Disillusion "Alone I Stand in Fires / Too Many Broken Cease Fires"
Psychostick "Orgasm=Love"
Gorgoroth "Exit"
NOFX "Please Stop Fucking My Mom / Dinosaurs Will Die"
Odes of Ecstasy "The Total Absence of Light"
Sepultura "Orgasmatron"
Scorpions "Pictured Life"
Jon Oliva's Pain "Maniacal Renderings"
Worm Quartet "Spatula - Live"

Feature Artist "Divinity Destroyed / Tom Fury - Live XS Shows"