The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 23, 2006
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:


There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Jeb, Josh and all his personalities and
accents, Potato, Santa (as it is his time of year), Jeffie, and D.
Jeffie arrived. He attacked Potato. And then Jeffie put a Santa Claus
hat in his pants, (Jeffie's pants, Potato's don't need pants). He had a
bell with him. He said Satan had given it to him, and he called it a
forget-a-bell, and could not seem to remember what it did. On request,
he rang it. Forgot he did, and went to find it in his bag. So they all
realized what the forget-a-bell did to him. D used it to torment Santa,
for each time Jeffie would sit on Santa's lap and get up, D would ring
it and Jeffie would do it again not remembering he had just done it.
Jeffie then decided to 'tweak' the bell. He brought it into the bathroom
(because where else would you tweak a bell?), and at the next break when
he rang it, he turned into FRIEND! When the bell was rung again, he did
not remember this, and believed that he was teleporting (being that he
found himself in another part of the station each time). Then, Just Joe
showed up. He seemed to follow Jeffie's orders. Jeffie 'tweaked; the
bell again, and this time, when he rang it JUST JOE became Friend!
Jeffie asked D if this is what was happening to him before and she told
him it was. Jeffie decided to not tell Just Joe and let him believe that
he too was teleporting. Then after another 'tweak', Just Joe would go
into Porno Joe mode after the bell was rung. This turned bad for Jeffie.
Josh, which is rather tall, held the bell up away from Jeffie so he
could not sick Porno Joe on anyone any more. Jeffie put Just Joe on his
shoulders so they could reach the bell, and Josh then rang it. Jeffie
screamed a lot and then ran out of the room knocking a now half-naked
Joe off his shoulders with the doorway. Afterwards, while still
partially naked, Just Joe went in and hugged Rick. Rick beat the hell
out of him for this, and they had to drag him back into the room away
from Rick as he was trying to step on him. Then they discovered that the
bell would bring Joe back to life. And kill him again. They had fun with
this, making him stand on stuff and ringing the bell, etc. In the end
though, after giving D Thor's hammer, she killed both Just Joe and
Jeffie (for unspeakable crimes against her on her last Metallic
Onslaught before she moved to Sweden). Later it was revealed. that both
had been made just for D to kill by Jeffie. They were both clones. As D
called it, touching and creepy all at once...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

This was D's farewell show, as she is moving to Sweden to get married to
a Viking (which is the truth, no joke, that is the reason). There were,
of course, D, you couldn't have her farewell show without her, Just Joe,
Gorgar, Little Gorgar, Little Gorgar's friend, Little Vampire (briefly,
for the 1st break), Rob, of the bands Chamber Law, and 6 Finger, Chris
of the band Castle Bravo, and EVD. There were two cakes there for D, and
one for her to do more with than just eat, more on which later, it
involves Just Joe, as you can probably guess. It was Little Gorgar's
birthday, well, I'm not sure, Gorgar said "yesterday", but I'm not sure
if he meant Saturday or Friday, because it was only a little after
midnight, and most people forget that they are in a new day at that
point, I don't, but that's 'cause I'm a night person, and, as soon as
the clock hits midnight, I think of it as a new day, just another in the
long, long, long, long list of things that makes me unusual, and a
freak. But so, whichever day it was, the 15th, or 16th of December,
happy birthday, Little Gorgar! So, for her birthday, Just Joe's Hugging
Music was played and he gave her a birthday hug, then went on to hug
everyone else. He got the board and tried to give her the 15 smacks and
1 to grow on, but he only managed to get in like one smack. But then Rob
got smacked. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would have
cold whipped cream put down his pants. Firehouse's "All She Wrote", a
definite bullet, played. So Rob put the cold whipped cream down the
front, and back, of Just Joe's pants. Poor Rob! They gave D The Giant
Hammer, and she, EVD, Gorgar and Rob took Just Joe outside, (as what
they were about to do would be messy), and D broke a big cake on Just
Joe with The Giant Hammer. Then Rob sprayed him with more whipped cream,
(it was even up his nose), and a wrestling match ensued in the cake and
whipped cream. Chris updated us on Castle Bravo, and their music was
played. http://www.castlebravomusic.com is their web site which takes
you to their myspace page. They are cool. And
http://www.myspace.com/6finger is (can you figure out who's, children?,
I'm sure you can, as you are all bright boys and girls!) 6 finger's web
site. A song of theirs was played, too. They rock. When everyone was
back inside, D was a bit traumatized... Once again, as with last week,
it had been a double edged sword for her. First she broke the cake on
Just Joe with The Giant Hammer, which was a lot of fun for her, but then
she wound up rolling around on the ground with Just Joe and she ended up
COVERED in cake and whipped cream, which, she claims anyways, she did
not enjoy at all. Every single orifi in Just Joe's body had gotten
whipped cream in it, not one had escaped, so I'll leave you to imagine
and picture that! Then there were a lot of group hugs for D. And
goodbyes to her. The Feature Artist was Chamber Law's (in what was D's
last performance with the band), performance from The Xtreme Soundscapes
2nd Anniversary Show, on November 12th, with Crappy The Clown, from that
same show, singing a few songs to lead into it. That ROCKED, sounded
awesome, and was good to hear! Thus went D's last LE... And so we all
bid farewell to D, bye D, we shall miss you, and best of luck in your
new life! Next week...
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Notes from Azkath...

If you didn't know already, there was no Metallic Onslaught this week
due to the Winter Solstice Concert WEOS airs every week.

As for The Last Exit... This is one of our biggest shows of the year.
Our 6th Pre-Anniversary End of the World Show. The world ends on
December 21, 2012, at least according to the Mayan calendar, which was
kept by them from an older culture. There is good reason to be concerned
that this date actually may mean something, bit since we don't know
what, we will just celebrate while we can. :) And maybe we will do
something special for X-mas. :) Feature this week will be Neurosis, one
of the most appropriate bands for such an event.

Also, the Fluttr Effect performance is now up on the website in the
media section...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: December 17, 2006
(R) = Requested

Background: Earth "Hex: Or Printing in the Infernal Method"

Miranda Sex Garden "Bring Down the Sky"
Blood Feast "Blood Lust"
Morbid Angel "Where the Slime Live"
Vesperian Sorrow "Quest of the Exiled"
I "Far Beyond the Quiet"
Suidakra "Highland Hills"
Rudra "There The Sun Never Shines"
Disillusion "Don't Go Any Further"
Fluttr Effect "Transmission"
6 Finger "Am I"
Beers Metal "Fish Without Bait"
Worm Quartet "I'm Not a Girl"
Testament "Jun-Jun" (R)
The Fabulous Dung Beatles "Santa Claus is a Pedofile"
Psychostick "Beer!!!"
BCT "Some Kind of Douchebag"
Sulaco "Bupkus / Summon the Hammer"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Finntroll "Svartberg"
Moonspell "Opus Diabolicum"
Ozzy Osbourne "Secret Loser"
Ludichrist "Powertrip"
Firehouse "All She Wrote"

Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Unexpect "Desert Urbania"
Riot "Thundersteel" (R)
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Chimaira "Inside the Horror" (R)
Stolen Babies "Tablescrap"
This Will Hurt You "Put the X Back in Christmas"
Ludicra "Only a Moment"
Prototype "Cold is this God"
Trouble "Assassin"
Castle Bravo "Sonatina"
Dead Rabbits "Once Upon a Cross"
Mystic Prophecy "Savage Souls"
Textures "Denying Gravity"
Lupara "Silencing the Angels"
137 "What Doesn't Kill You Only gets Stronger" (R)
Rabid "As the World Burns"
Angels Beneath Me "Raise the Dead"
Atrophy "Preacher, Preacher"
Caustic Lye "HeartEclipseSun"
Twilight Kingdom "Bell"
This Will Hurt You "Santa's Cuming to Town"
Planet 13 "Rain"
Autumn Black "Nameless"
Made Out of Babies "Pirate" (R)
Stolen Babies "Mind Your Eyes" (R)
Chthonic "Banished into Death"
Brutal Truth "Walking Corpse"
Miranda Sex Garden "Peep Show"
At the Gates "Blinded by Fear" (R)
Paradise Lost "Mercy"
The Old Dead Tree "Joy & Happiness"

Feature Artist: Chamber Law (with Crappy Intro) live from XS 2nd
Anniversary Show
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