The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - February 3, 2007
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Notes from Azkath...

Once again I fail to get this out before The Metallic Onslaught. Damn.
Anyways, on The Last Exit, we should have Zadoc and the Nightmare up, I
am not sure if they are performing or just bringing up their new CD, and
our feature artist will be Sonata Arctica...

Also, new Xtreme Soundscapes DVD is up on the site...
www.xtremesoundscapes.com
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **
On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh and all his personalities. And also
there were some guest voices, Donald Duck, and Poo, and no, I don't mean
Poo as in Winny, no h there, I mean Poo as in the shit variety. There
were a couple of long old school sets. And the band Hell Yeah is quickly
earning it's place on The MO / LE Hall Of Fame For Most Often said (both
on air, and in chat room) Band names.

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD. TTTP was played. The rules were... If a
bullet played, then, as soon as it started playing, and all through it,
everyone would get to beat the crap out of Just Joe. But, if a bullet
didn't play, then no one would be able to commit any violence of any
kind upon him for the rest of the night, a concept EVD had trouble
grasping. No bullet. Being a sore loser, EVD grabbed Just Joe's hat, ran
outside, and threw it up on the roof. Just Joe was all upset and whining
about this. Azkath told him they would help him get it down. They helped
him to climb part way up there. When they looked out to check on his
progress, Just Joe fell to the ground (without managing to get his hat).
EVD was thrilled. Just Joe began whining again. Azkath told him they
would try to find another way to help him get his hat. Next break, Just
Joe was trying a different route to get to the roof... By climbing
across the electrical wires. As you must anticipate, that way didn't
work out for him either. Of course he got a nasty shock and fell to the
ground again. EVD was highly amused. Azkath told Just Joe they would try
to come up with something else. The next thing tried was Just Joe
climbed a tree and jumped from it to the roof. He just hit the roof,
then fell to the ground... Again... But this time he did manage to snag
his hat as he fell. However he was still not happy, staring at the hat
and looking very sad. Something had pooped in the hat while it was on
the roof. And, of course, he had also put it on before realizing this.
So now, as EVD kept gleefully reminding us, Just Joe was now literally,
as well as figuratively, a shit head. Because they told him it was
probably a squirrel that had pooped in the hat, (and they had also told
him earlier that it had probably been squirrels that chewed off the
covering on the electrical wire, causing his severe shock), next break,
Just Joe was outside, fighting with a squirrel. He came running inside
with it attached to his face. In his attempts to try and dislodge, and
kill, it, Just Joe fell down the stairs, without succeeding in doing
either. Next break. Just Joe was back outside, fighting with the
squirrel. He came in, all scratched up, saying that he had finally
prevailed. He forgot that he hadn't cleaned his shit covered hat, and
put it back on. Then he discovered that the squirrel had stolen his
keys. He chased the squirrel up a tree trying to retrieve them... And
fell, yet again, to the ground. Whereupon the squirrel promptly dropped
the keys, hitting Just Joe squarely in the eye. The squirrel sat up in
the tree. laughing at Just Joe. Just like everyone else inside was
doing. Just Joe came in, upset, whining, and blind from his hit to the
eyes. They told him where they were, but somehow, accidentally of
course, they gave him the wrong directions, and he fell down the
stairs... Again... Then he discovered that he had forgotten to pick up
his keys before going inside. He went out to get them. They heard him
screaming. He was covered in snow. The squirrel had thrown it off the
roof on him. He asked for assistance. And EVD, in his infinite kindness,
went to do just that. He said he had the perfect thing to get all that
snow off Just Joe... A flamethrower... Next break, the final one of the
night... Just Joe was back inside, singed, hairless, partially
clothingless, and, of course, still all scratched up. But he was out of
the snow, and he did have his hat, and his keys. So they told him he
should stop complaining. EVD left, grabbing Just Joe's hat as he did,
and throwing it back on the roof. Just Joe was devastated, saying that
the squirrel was probably up there shitting in it again, and now no one
would help him get it back either. So, Just Joe, wasn't it a great night
for you?! No one was allowed to commit any violence upon you! Wasn't
that awesome!? Just think how lucky you are!, a bullet could have
played, and then you could have wound up all beaten down. Oh... Wait...
You did wind up all beaten down... By a squirrel. Didn't that squirrel
know that no one was supposed to be violent to Just Joe on this night?!
NAUGHTY SQUIRREL! We'll have to punish you! No nuts for you! Of either
kind if you are a female, gay, or bi, squirrel! Just Joe, you are just
such a lucky guy! I'm sure you enjoyed the respite! I certainly hope so,
because it was only for this one night, after all, next week, they're
perfectly free to be violent to you. And now Just Joe has another animal
to add to his list of ones he hates... Deer, spiders (I know, people,
they're insects, not animals, but I'm listing them here anyways, so sue
me), and, now, Squirrels. Someday they'll have to work on a plan to get
him together with all three at once. The Feature Artist was Never The
Sunshine's performance from The Xtreme Soundscapes Volume 4 DVD Release
Show on April twen 2006. And, no, that was not a typo, Azkath started to
say the date, got as far as April twen, someone interrupted him
(interrupting on The Last Exit For The Lost?!, that bastion of
politeness and manners?!, Perish the thought! That's certainly the first
time something like that's ever happened, and I'm sure it was an
accident, that the offender was very sorry about, because that's just
the kind of show, with the kind of people, this is!), and he never got
back to it, so that's all I could hear, but I do know it was in 06. I
could look up the correct full date, I have it, but, what the hell, I'm
lazy. And besides, this way it provides a funny line. :) Anyways,
whenever it was, it sounded great. It rocked. It was good to get to hear
it...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: January 28, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Crusade Soundtrack

Obituary "Final Thoughts"
Onslaught "Shellshock"
My Dying Bride "Apocalypse Woman"
Overkill "Deny the Cross"
Celtic Cross "Darshannan"
Celtic Frost "Visual Aggression" (R)
Kreator "Pleasure to Kill" (R)
...And Here I Lie "Worn Tale of the Lost"
Dufus "Dissassemblement Hymn # Exponential"
Therion "Gothic Kabbalah"
Impious "Holy Murder Masquerade"
Verismo "Bad Day'
Tommie Griggz "I am as You Were Am You"
Worm Quartet "Get a Real Dog" - Gothisicles Remix
Trail of Tears "She Weaves Shadows"
Cassius "Tale of the Leper"
Architect "Hell of the Upside Down Sinners"
Code 6 "Choice"
Mnemic "Shape of the Formless"
Robot Goes Here "When the Well Runs Dry"
re:Ignition "Like a Beating"
Raymond and Scum "Nothing's Going to Tear Us Apart (Theme from Blood and
Guns)"
Psyopus "Play Some Skynyrd / Kill Us"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE **
The Plank Boys "Better Off Dead"
Oliver Magnum "Mendes Prey"
Einstrurzende Neubauten "Ich Bin's"
Aphotic "Livid Dread"
Armored Saint "March of the Saint"

Vixen "Angry - Live"
Year of Desolation "Erasing Your Existence"
D*A*D "Day of Wrong Moves"
King Diamond "The Black Horsemen"
12 oz Muzzle "Flesh Puppet"
Grave Digger "The Terrible One"
Destruction "Invincible Force"
Nahemah "Subterranean Airports"
Whiplash "Last Nail in the Coffin"
Tristania "Sacrilege"
Master's Hammer "Rock N Roll Music"
Big Dumb Face "Blood Red Head on Fire"
Hallow's Eve "Metal Merchants"
The Network "Scream"
Edenbridge "On Top of the World"
Fluttr Effect "Meaningless" (R)
Worm Quartet "I'm Not a Girl / C is for Lettuce" (R)
Rob Balder "Don't Shoot"
Possible Oscar "Talk Nerdy to Me"
Sudden Death "Cellular Degeneration"
A Day to Remember "Fast Forward"
Fuck the Facts "What's Left Behind'
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter "Barmherzigkeit"
Freya "Lilith"
Disillusion "Save the Past"
Rudra "The Pathless Path to the Knowable Unknown"
Chthonic "Banished into Death"
I "Cursed We Are"
Eyes of Fire "It All Dies Today"
Vesperian Sorrow "The Forever Vortex"
With Passion "Vengeance in Departure"

Feature Artist: Never the Sunshine