The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - February 10, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
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Notes from Azkath...

Yes, so once again, I missed getting this sent out before the Metallic
Onslaught. Ah well, What an odd show it was... Anyways, on The Last
Exit, um, yeah, no idea really, tune and and find out what is up...

Updated the site again finally, pics and show archives...

And hey, one of our old movies is on the site, go to
www.aethyricproductions.com and check out the movie section if you want
to see it.
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh and all his personalities. Last week
Lancer had become a rap gangsta Lancer for a while, still country, but
using gangsta rap language and phrases. And now, this week, for a while,
he was black and death metal Lancer, doing those things in a country
way. A couple of weeks ago the portal opened up again at the end of the
show, and, this week, it opened up again for a while, which meant that,
both times, everything was all distorted, echoing, and repeating over
and over and over. Also Poo (Shit, not Winny) was back. The band Hell
Yeah got it's name yelled out a few thousand more times (that band
should really do something nice for these guys for all this lovely free
promotion they're getting), this time it was yelled out in a variety of
ways, including one that sounded like a Native American yell. And, in
the last hour, they were joined by two celebrity metal voices, Dave
Mustaine, from Megadeath (and also of course once upon a time from
Metallica), and Yngwie Malmsteen. Dave and Yngwie had a verbal dual
going, insulting each other, Yngwie told Dave he looked like a redheaded
Muppet, and Dave kept calling Yngwie fat. Yngwie kept threatening to
"Release The Fury" on Dave. For some unknown ungodly reason, Sheena
Easton's "For Your Eyes only" was played! Dave was revolted. Yngwie
thought it was cool. They verbally sparred some more over that. Yngwie
kept telling them to "Release The Fury". They told him "No". He kept
saying "either Release The Fury, or I'll Release My Fury upon you!". He
and Dave kept arguing and insulting each other. Joe told them he'd had
enough of them both, and was cutting them both off to go back to music
and end the show...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There Were: Just Joe, EVD, the band Zadoc And The Nightmare, and their
bass player's girlfriend. TTTP was played. There are now just under five
thousand songs on the computer. If a bullet played, they had some big
fuzzy tiger slippers, and Just Joe would have to wear them for the rest
of the night, and hug the band wearing them. In the highly likely event
that a Buckner And Garcia song played, then EVD would have a choice...
Either he would have to wear the slippers, or he would have to put them
on Just Joe. No bullet. But Just Joe asked if he could wear the tiger
slippers anyways? Azkath told him yes he could if he wanted to. He
waited 'til after Just Joe had put them on to tell him that they were
filled with Super Glue, to insure that he would have to wear them the
entire night. The band arrived around 3. They were interviewed, and
played a lot of their songs acoustically. Just Joe's Hugging Music
played, and, even though a bullet had never played, that meant that he
hugged the band wearing the tiger slippers. He got a group hug from the
band, which makes them, at least the 5th band (the others were: Bonejar,
Angels Beneath Me, Missing Marcus, and Ayurveda) to participate in that
great honor / pleasure. They seemed to like it. They were asked, and
gave their answers to quite a few of theinsanedomain.com questions, and,
as they got that one "What if there was an evil picnic basket, and the
only way to destroy it was by singing a song about it?", they (as some
other bands have done) made up and sang a song about the evil picnic
basket. As their prize for doing that, they got another hug from Just
Joe. And they got a 3rd one before they left. They rock and are very
cool. http://www.zadocnightmare and
http://www.myspace.com/zadocnightmare are their web sites. And, btw,
this entire show was in 3D, so I hope you all enjoyed that! It was
awesome! The Feature Artist was Sonata Arctica...
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As I was lying in bed that night, I got to
thinking, "What would Jesus do?" That didn't
prove much help, so I got a bit more specific:
"What would Jesus do with a dead hooker's body?"

(Brian Tobin)

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: February 4, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Jim Cole & Mathias Grassnow "The Hollow"

Rabid "Marching to Hell / Non-Stop Violence"
Kreator "Terrible Certainty"
Dark Angel "The Promise of Agony"
Destruction "Bestial Invasion"
Psyopus "Scissor Fuck Paper Doll"
Dragonforce "Operation Ground and Pound"
Robot Goes Here "Better Living Through Nanotechnology"
Municipal Waste "Nailed Casket"
Vivesect "Shedding Wings"
Son of a Gun "Black Widow"
Grave Digger "Ocean of Blood"
Dustsucker "Out for Blood"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE **
Mercyful Fate "A Corpse Without Soul"
Ritual Carnage "Domain of Death"
Savage Grace "Destination Unknown"
Nemesea "Lucifer"
Damien "Wolf Dreams"

Tristania "Sacrilege"
Trail of Tears "As It Penetrates"
The End "Throwing Stones"
Since the Flood "I Am Revenge"
Assassi-Nation "Mission Statement' (R)
Code 6 "Choice"
If Man is Five "Transgressions"
Bone Jar "Last Reward"
Disillusion "The Hole We are In"
Therion "Chain of Minerva"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Fluttr Effect "Prison"
Willow Wisp "The Forest Whispers My Name" (R)
Abigail WIlliams "Watchtower"
My Bitter End "Comfortable with Corpses"
Sodom "Nuclear Winter'
Lamb of God "Laid to Rest" (R)
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Bathory's Web"

Zadoc and the Nightmare - Acoustic in Studio - Another Way / Road to
Yesterday / Bewteeen

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Nightshade"
Nahemah "Nothing'
Rudra "Aham Brahmasmi"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Save Me"

Zadoc and the Nightmare - Acoustic in Studio - No More Goodbyes / Save
Your Tears / Drive

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Long Way from Home"
Cassius "Death March"
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter "Die Sonne Scheint"
Overkill "Fuck You!" (R)
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"

Zadoc and the Nightmare - Is It Me / Vampire Bride / Beyond Our Eyes

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Twisted - Live"
Motorhead "Iron Fist"
I Days of North Winds
Gang Green "Some Things"

Feature Artist: Sonata Arctica

...Of Silence
Weballergy
Black File
I Want Out
Replica
Wolf and Raven
Still Loving You
Unopened
San Sebastian
Misplaced
The Wind Beneath My Wings
Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed
The Rest of the Sun Belongs to Me
Fade to Black
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Local Upcoming Concerts

Sat, Feb 10 – The Cortland Youth Center, Cortland
Bone Jar and Child’s Play

Wed, Feb 14 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Mastodon, Priestess, and Converge

Sat, Feb. 17 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
GOD FORBID, Goatwhore, Mnemic, Byzantine, Arsis, Fallguy

Sat, Feb 17 – The Amp, Elmira
Bone Jar and Sinaria w/Mistress Julia

Thurs, Feb 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
6 Finger, Check Engine, and 12 oz Muzzle

Fri, Feb 23 – Harry’s Elmira Heights
Bone Jar and From These Ashes

Sat, Feb 24 - Sherlock's, Erie, PA
Bone Jar and Stemm

Fri, March 2 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Fluttr Effect, Ayurveda, Kid.Nap.Kin, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, March 2 - The 1st Arena, Elmira, NY
VH1/UHL/WINGZ 104.9 Battle of the Bands Finals
Bone Jar with September's Ash, When Glory Fades, and Stone Soul Foundation

Sat, March 10 – Castaways, Ithaca
From These Ashes and Sinaria w/Mistress Julia

Sat March 17 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
Bone Jar and Dropclutch

Sun, March 25 – Harro East Ballroom, Rochester
Lamb of God, Gorjira, Machine Head, and Trivium

Sat, March 31 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus, Castle Bravo, and Rattman and the 8-Ball Shifters

Fri, April 20 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Vol VII DVD Release Show
Bone Jar, If Man is Five, Drop Clutch, and Code 6