The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - February 16, 2007
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Notes from Azkath...

Hey, look, I'm sending this out BEFORE The Metallic Onslaught! And you
know what that means? I can tell you what I know about the show
tonight... Which is, nothing. Ah well, there are pics up from last weeks
show on the website, though...

As for the Last Exit, as far as I know, 6 Finger will be up to play
acoustic in studio, and after last week's show, I can definitely say,
who knows what may happen...

Also, watch for a new Best of the Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught
DVD and CD up on the site soon...
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh along with all his personalities, Lancer,
Jeffie, EVD, Just Joe... And Pepe, briefly, because when Jeffie first
got there, Pepe was in control. He was wearing a mexican hat, and
shaking maracas. He pissed off everyone because Pepe is a very friendly
guy, VERY FRIENDLY, if you catch my drift. He got too friendly with Rick
and got hit with a chair and splashed (the wrestling move, not with any
kind of liquid, the liquid, or goo, always issues from Pepe) by him, was
rendered unconscious, and then Jeffie was back in control. Just Joe was
still wearing the big fuzzy tiger slippers that had been Super Glued to
his feet the week before on The Last Exit For The Lost, he hadn't been
able to, or maybe did not want to, get them off yet. Jeffie and Just Joe
kept molesting Josh between them and making his pants fall down. There
was a lot of talk about underwear. Jeffie and Just Joe made up and sang
(a lot) a new song. It went like this: "Nineteen thirty three yeah!
Nineteen thirty three yeah! Nineteen thirty three yeah! Nineteen thirty
three yeah! Nineteen thirty three yeah! Nineteen thirty three yeah!
Nineteen thirty three yeah!"... Yep, that was it, the whole song
consisted of just that, to the accompaniment of the maracas. Those guys
have soooo much musical genius! I'm sure they will have a best selling
hit with that and make tons of money, so be looking for that wherever
you purchase your music, as you will surely want to get a copy before
they are all snapped up! Jeffie said that someone had taken Joe (old
senile Joe, not stupid Just Joe) away and replaced him with a duplicate
Joe. Joe disputed this, but Jeffie was sure. Later, he said that now not
only Joe, but also Rick was a duplicate. Still later he said that now
Josh was one as well. Then also EVD and Just Joe. He kept wanting to
know who was taking everyone away and replacing them with exact
duplicates? By the end of the night, he insisted that everyone was gone
and replaced with a carbon copy except for himself and Lancer. The
portal started acting up yet again (it had been throughout the night).
Just Joe cried out, "Maybe it's the other us's, maybe we've come back".
There was a lot of echoing and distortion and confusion. And that was
how the night ended... Oh and, btw, this isn't the real Fire Eater
Wizard... She was taken away by someone... This is an exact duplicate of
her writing this...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, 3 members of the band Armageddon Monks,
Heather (who has been in lots of bands, Military Wife, Inspector Gadget,
Lotus Project, and is now in the band Travant), Zoltan The Avenger. Yes,
that's right, The Mighty Zoltan The Avenger saw fit to grace us with his
presence once again. Although I don't know how mighty he is, I mean, how
mighty could he possibly be?!, he was wearing a pink shirt after all! Oh
sure!, he tried to deny it, to claim that it was a faded red denim
shirt, yeah right!, nobody bought that when Lance tried to claim that
about his pink Poison shirt, and nobody's buying it now for Zoltan
either! Heather was interviewed, and updated us on what she has been/is
up to lately. As I said, she is in the band Travant. One of their songs
was played. It was cool. They don't have a web site, or a myspace page
yet, but you can find their MP3's at www.newdisorder.com She also wanted
to plug and promote the web site www.undergroundithaca.com so go check
that out as well, as you can probably guess from the name it supports
local and independent music. Just Joe was still wearing the big fuzzy
tiger slippers that they had Super Glued to his feet last week, they
were still firmly stuck on. His Hugging Music played. He hugged
everyone, throwing 2 Monks on the floor on top of each other, almost
shaking Heather out of her shirt, and molesting Zoltan. Armageddon Monks
were interviewed and updated us on what they've been and will be up to.
All the songs from the new CD they brought with them were played. They
rock. After Just Joe said that chicks really dug his big fuzzy tiger
slippers all week, Azkath told everyone to rip them off of him. There
were screams as the Super Glued on slippers were forced off. Azkath told
Zoltan to throw Just Joe down the stairs, he did, and there were more
screams as his raw and wounded feet scraped each stair on the way down.
Then Azkath had Zoltan throw the slippers up on the roof. But soon Just
Joe had another pair of big fuzzy slippers, lions this time, not tigers.
They couldn't figure out where he had gotten them from, and he wouldn't
say. Azkath suggested to Just Joe that it might be fun if he took Zoltan
down in the basement. Just Joe did just that. Soon there was a really
high pitched scream from Zoltan issuing forth from the basement, that
could only mean that Just Joe was doing truly horrible things to him.
Azkath told Just Joe to come get a Monk and take him down there, too.
Just Joe took the guitarist to the basement. At the next break, everyone
was out of the basement (no, not the closet, but the basement, although,
from the sounds Zoltan had been making down there, he may now need to
come out of the closet), and Zoltan had finally managed to avenge
himself on Just Joe... Just Joe was all taped up (The Monks had helped
The Mighty Avenger to accomplish this, because he is not mighty, and
can't avenge anything without a lot of help), and Zoltan directed them
to take Just Joe outside and throw him in the snow banks, because,
again, Zoltan couldn't get this done himself. The Monks took Just Joe
outside and sort of threw him down into the snow, but not really, he was
quickly up again. Zoltan ordered his army of Monks to go out there and
do a better job, but they didn't want to, sighting that monks are
nonviolent, pacifist type folks. A disgusted Zoltan went out to do the
job himself, saw that Just Joe had released himself from the tape, and
was up out of the snow... And The Mighty Avenger did what any self
respecting mighty avenger would do of course... He turned and ran away,
back inside. What a hero! Well, what else can you expect from an avenger
wearing a pink shirt anyways?! There was a protracted wrestling match/
brawl in the snow among The Monks and Just Joe. With a good deal of
molesting going on there, too, and then, later, a couple more of these
inside. Azkath threw Just Joe down the stairs, and then threw two of The
Monks down there with him because they were quoting Andrew WK lyrics.
Just Joe and one of The Monks had a boxing match using the slippers, one
had the tiger slippers, and the other, the lion ones. It was just
adorable! Then Just Joe began saying that EVD was not really EVD, that
he had been taken away and replaced with an exact duplicate. And you
know why this was, or at least you better know!, because, if you don't,
then that means that you did not read the above Metallic Onslaught
Recap, and you must go do that immediately! For anyone who has not
obeyed The Wizard's command and done that (and The Wizard will make you
pay for that! Count on it!), Just Joe had gone to The Metallic Onslaught
the previous night, as had EVD, and Jeffie had said, and got Just Joe
believing since they're both incredibly stupid, that almost everyone
there was not the real thing but exact duplicates of themselves. And so
now Just Joe was claiming that EVD was, literally, not himself. Azkath
tried to disabuse him of this stupidity by beating the crap out of him
and giving him brutal shots to the head with heavy objects, for his own
good of course, trying to get him to snap out of a delusion, but it
didn't work, Just Joe insisted that EVD was a duplicate EVD. They asked
him if Foul Mouth Girl was the real one, he said no, that she was the
same, but it was not her. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, they
would break a bathroom scale on Just Joe, and, in the certainty that
Buckner And Garcia played, either it would be broken on EVD, or EVD
would get to break it on Just Joe, it would be decided when it happened,
because it surely would. No bullet. And, yes, I know, you won't believe
this, but I swear it's true, no Buckner And Garcia either. They were
never able to get Just Joe to stop saying that EVD was not a duplicate
EVD, at the end of the night he was still insisting that he was, and
that now Azkath was a duplicate as well, so they said they would work
some more on snapping him out of this next week. The Feature Artist was
Catamania... And, Just Joe, I'm not the real Fire Eater Wizard... I am
an exact duplicate of her... Someone took her away... Watch out, they
may be coming for you next, most likely are, watch your back...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: February 11, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Europa in Twilight "Monument Westfall"

Watch Them Die "Throne of Lies"
Empyrean Sky "Into the Depths"
Deadlock "Awakened by Sirens"
Scorpions "Blackout"
Robot Goes Here "Seeing Green"
Destruction "Cracked Brain"
Grave Digger "Shadowland"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce'
If Man is Five "Universe - Live Acoustic LE 1/21/07
Code 6 "Choice"
Bone Jar "Sitting in a Chair" (R)
Dropclutch "Chemical"
Trabant "All My Tubes"
Mahavatar "Cult"
Celtic Frost "Domain of Decay"
Dying Fetus "Parasites of Catastrophe"
Armageddon Monks "Come Inside"
Akimbo "I Wish the Dead Could Come Back to Life so I could Kill You Again"
The Fabulous Dung Beatles "Reach Around"
Static-X "No Submission"
Melechesh "Touching the Spheres of Sephiroth"
Armageddon Monks "Get Your Fill"
Beneath the Massacre "The Stench of Misery"
Black the Sky "Shave Your Face with a Rusty Machete"
Holy Terror "Debt of Pain - Live"
Fluttr Effect "Say Goodbye"
Armageddon Monks "Severed"
KMFDM "Megalomania" (R)
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Castle Bravo "Iceman"
Armageddon Monks "Where We Lie"
Titanium Black "Cracks of Light"
Exodus "Shudder to Think" (R)
I "Battalions"
Metal Church "Battalions"
Strapping Young Lad "Far Beyond Metal - Live" (R)
Phazm "How to Become a God"
The Handshake Murders "Dissector"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Vampire Bride"
Axe Master "Rock Forever"
Helix "Get Up"
Dufus "Dawn Crusade"
Otep "Confrontation"
Chimaira "Killing the Beast"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE SET **
Hades "The Leaders?"
Deaf Dealer "Deaf Dealer"
The Electric Hellfire Club "South of Heaven"
Leatherwolf "Thunder"
Angkor Wat "The Search / Awake!"

The Showdown "Temptation Come My Way"
Comeback Kid "Hailing On Me"
Alabama Thunder Pussy "Words of the Dying Man"
Bloodsoaked "Suffocating the Unborn"
Fu Manchu "Between the Lines"
Sudden Death "Cellular Degeneration"
Tristania "Down"
Sodom "Christ Passion"
Suicidal Tendencies "The Feeling's Back"

Feature Artist: Catamenia

Kuolon Tanssi
Calm before the Storm
Mirrorized Thoughts
Cast the Stars Beyond
When the Frost Took the Lakes
Flames
Time in My Hands
Dawn of the Chosen World
Eternal Winter's Prophecy
Freezing Winds of North
Burning Aura
The Crystal Stream
Iced Earth
The Day When the Sun Faded Away
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Local Upcoming Live Shows

Fri, Feb 15 – No Radio Records, Ithaca
Downtown Brown, The Berettas, and Trabant

Sat, Feb. 17 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
GOD FORBID, Goatwhore, Mnemic, Byzantine, Arsis, Fallguy

Sat, Feb 17 – The Amp, Elmira
Bone Jar and Sinaria w/Mistress Julia

Thurs, Feb 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
6 Finger, Check Engine, and 12 oz Muzzle

Fri, Feb 23 – Harry’s Elmira Heights
Bone Jar and From These Ashes

Sat, Feb 24 - Sherlock's, Erie, PA
Bone Jar and Stemm

Fri, March 2 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Fluttr Effect, Ayurveda, Kid.Nap.Kin, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, March 2 - The 1st Arena, Elmira, NY
VH1/UHL/WINGZ 104.9 Battle of the Bands Finals
Bone Jar with September's Ash, When Glory Fades, and Stone Soul Foundation

Sat, March 10 – Castaways, Ithaca
From These Ashes and Sinaria w/Mistress Julia

Sat March 17 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
Bone Jar and Dropclutch

Sun, March 25 – Harro East Ballroom, Rochester
Lamb of God, Gorjira, Machine Head, and Trivium

Sat, March 31 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus, Castle Bravo, and Rattman and the 8-Ball Shifters

Fri, April 20 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Vol VII DVD Release Show
Bone Jar, If Man is Five, Drop Clutch, and Code 6