The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - February 23, 2007

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Notes from Azkath...

There may be a Just Joe and EVD visit tonight on The Metallic Onslaught.
And maybe we will see what happened to Jeffie last week at the hands of
The Little People...

On The Last Exit, not really sure what will happen. Missing Marcus may
stop by, and our feature artist will be Fluttr Effect live from
December. They will be playing next Friday at Castaways...

Also, there should be a new Best of DVD up on the site this coming week...
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh and all his personalities, Jeffie and one of
his (Thor), Lancer. If you read the recap for The Last Exit For The Lost
last week, then you know that Jeffie's Stupidity rubs off on Just Joe
(Jeffie said that everyone had been taken away and replaced with
duplicates, and then Just Joe was saying the exact same thing on Last
Exit), and now we know the stupidity rubs off both ways apparently...
Just Joe had said on LE that there were Little People who wanted to eat
him... And, when Jeffie arrived, he was distraught, saying that there
were Little People after him, and that they wanted to eat him. Amazing
how stupid birds of a feather flock together, isn't it?! Jeffie called
on Thor to take control and kill all The Little People. Thor took over,
but all he did was brawl with, and molest Lancer and Josh. Jeffie,
seeing that that hadn't worked, had another idea... He said that, if he
didn't believe in The Little People, then they couldn't hurt him. So he
asked Joe to hypnotize him into not believing in The Little People. Joe
was happy to hypnotize Jeffie, put him under quickly... But he told him
that he did not believe in Lancer, then brought him out of it. Now
Jeffie could not see Lancer. Jeffie asked why microphones and chairs
were moving when there was nobody touching them? Lancer began doing
things to Jeffie, Punching him, Doing wrestling moves on him, knocking
him out of his chair. And Jeffie had no clue why these things were
happening to him, because he no longer believed in Lancer. Lancer spent
the rest of the night doing things to Jeffie. Jeffie asked if The Little
People were gone. They told him "Yes". Jeffie went outside... And came
running back, saying that they were still out there, and that they had
thrown forks into him, he had one in his ass, and one in the front.
Jeffie spent the night distraught and confused, the former over The
Little People, and the latter over not being able to figure out who was
doing things to him... In the end, he became frightened by the ghostly
happenings caused by Lancer, and ran outside. The last we heard of him
he was screaming that the Little People got him and were dragging him
away...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Rob (of Chamber Law, and 6 Finger), Mike of 6
Finger, and Keith (of Space Farm 2600, (who, before they were called
that, they were Ranzatsu, and before that they were Clutter, but they
haven't been called Snarky yet, although that name is available now if
they want it), and also founder and leader of The Anti Just Joe army).
Rob was interviewed about his band. And he told us that Chamber Law will
be back soon and had a new vocalist. 6 Finger played some songs
acoustically. http://www.myspace.com/6finger is where you can check them
out, and go do that, they're cool. They decided to see if they could get
Just Joe to eat M&M's every time they rang a bell. So every little while
they would ring the bell and tell Just Joe to have some M&M's, they were
really good, but only right when they said to take them, no more. TTTP
was played. If a bullet played, they would break a bathroom scale on
Just Joe. No bullet. They asked Just Joe if everyone was real, and not
duplicates? Just Joe said they were real. Jeffie had told him that he
had been wrong about everyone being duplicates, so now Just Joe didn't
believe in the duplicates any more either, because, as everybody knows,
if Jeffie says something, then it absolutely MUST be true! Keith played
some songs acoustically. That was very cool. All night long they would
ring the bell and ask Just Joe to eat some M&M's. And soon all they had
to do was ring the bell and Just Joe would go eat some M&M's without
even having to be asked to. So they had succeeded in their Pavlov's
exercise, Just Joe was now a dog, if you will. :) After a while, the
M&M's were all gone. And then, (as if you can't guess what's coming!),
they kept ringing the bell, making Just Joe go crazy with his insatiable
yearning for M&M's (which he didn't connect with the fact that it was
the ringing of the bell that was causing this, because he is too stupid
to figure stuff like that out of course), which now he could not
fulfill. They made him totally insane (that's not hard to do), ringing
the bell over and over again. Just Joe began throwing stuff all over the
room, trying desperately to locate some M&M's. Finally he ran out into
the night in a frenzy, on a desperate quest to obtain M&M's. Well,
that's one way to get rid of him. The Feature Artist was old classic The
Scorpions, I.E. mostly all before "Love At First Sting". Oh Btw, Just
Joe, *rings bell* wouldn't some M&M's really hit the spot?!
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: February 18, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Europa in Twilight "Monument Westfall"

Worm Quartet "I'm Not a Girl"
Suicidal Tendiencies "How Will I Laugh Tomorrow"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Another Way"
6 Finger "The Good Fight"
Helix "Get Up"
Aborted "And Carnage Basked in Its Ebullience"
Onslaught "Destroyer of Worlds"
Gaia "Become Our Last"
6 Finger "Bloody Heaven"
Alabama Thunder Pussy "None Shall Return"
Nox "Chronozonic Chaos Gods"
The Great Luke Ski "UR"
Holy Terror "Damned by Judged"
Psyopus "Insects"
Art of Simplicity "From a Frightened Soul"
Son of a Gun "Jesus Drives a Buick"
Black the Sky "I Can Tell He's Dead because he has X's on His Eyes"
Destruction "Curse the Gods"

6 Finger "See No Evil / Am I / Paralysis" - Live Acoustic in Studio

Others "Til the Mourning Comes"
Lugosi's Morphine "Year Without Halloween"
The Lurking Corpses "Judy is a Dead Girl"
Blase Debris "Jersey Devil"
If Man is Five "Universe - Acoustic"
A.C. "Guy Lombardo" (R)
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Empyrios "The Ruiner"
Desecration "Black Putrefaction"
Tommie Griggz "Music Theory"
Emmure "10 Signs You Should Leave"
Worm Quartet "I Want to be Taken Seriously as an Artist"
Armageddon Monks "Come Inside"
Fluttr Effect "Meaningless"
Ayurveda "Treason in the First"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE SET **
Hallows Eve "There are No Rules"
Crisis "Sweething"
Reverend "Leader of Fools"
Ataraxia "Mundu Est Jocundum (Carmina Burana)"
Misery Index "No More Pretzels"
Ozzy Osbourne "Miracle Man"
Kreator "Europe After the Rain"
Rage "Reflections of a Shadow"

Space Farm 2600 "Requiem" - Live Acoustic in Studio

Sonata Arctica "Replica"
Tom Smith "EULA Dancing"
Titanium Black "Torn to Pieces"
BCT "Some Kind of Douchebag"
Code 6 "Choice"

Space Farm 2600 "Cold Sores" - Live Acoustic In Studio

Melechesh "Double Helixed Sceptre"
Gaia "Mainframe"
Dufus "War is Over"
Static-X "Cannibal"
Phazm "The Bright Side of Death"

Space Farm 2600 "Cellar Door" - Live Acoustic in Studio

Chimaira "Worthless"
Municipal Waste "The Thing"
Dominici "The Calling"

Feature Artist: Scorpions

Blackout
Can't Live Without You
Coast to Coast
The Zoo
In Trance
Pictured Life
Dynamite
Make It Real
Speedy's Coming
Holiday
Coming Home
This is My Song
We'll Burn the Sky
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Local Live Shows

Fri, Feb 23 – Harry’s Elmira Heights
Bone Jar and From These Ashes

Sat, Feb 24 - Sherlock's, Erie, PA
Bone Jar and Stemm

Sat Feb 24 Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Psyopus and Bludwolf

Fri, March 2 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Fluttr Effect, Ayurveda, Kid.Nap.Kin, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, March 2 - The 1st Arena, Elmira, NY
VH1/UHL/WINGZ 104.9 Battle of the Bands Finals
Bone Jar with September's Ash, When Glory Fades, and Stone Soul Foundation

Fri, March 9 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Titanium Black and Know Lyfe

Sat, March 10 – Castaways, Ithaca
From These Ashes and Sinaria w/Mistress Julia

Sun, March 11 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Space Farm 2600

Sat March 17 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
Bone Jar and Dropclutch

Sat March 17 – Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Threat Signal

Sat March 24 Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Liegea, The Burning System, Nights like These, and Calico System

Sun, March 25 – Harro East Ballroom, Rochester
Lamb of God, Gorjira, Machine Head, and Trivium

Sat, March 31 – Castaways, Ithaca
Missing Marcus, Castle Bravo, and Rattman and the 8-Ball Shifters

Fri April 13 – Fuul, Canandaigua
The Hounds Of Hell and LA Guns

Fri, April 20 - The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Vol VII DVD Release Show
Bone Jar, If Man is Five, Drop Clutch, and Code 6

Sat, May 12 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Zadoc and the Nightmare, Divinity Destroyed, and Dormitory Effect