The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 2, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
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Notes from Azkath...

Tonight is the Xtreme Soundscapes Show at Castaways with Kid.Nap.Kin,
Ayurveda, and Fluttr Effect. Armageddon Monks were supposed to be a part
of it, but they lost their vocalist, and they are no longer listed on
the Castaways calendar, so I don't know if they are still playing or
not. Either way, the show is FREE before 9:30. $7 after, and of course,
there will be Xtreme Soundscapes DVD's there...

The Metallic Onslaught is also, of course, on, but I have no idea what
they have planned.

Really, the same with The Last Exit, no set plans at the moment for who
will be up or not, we shall just have to wait and see...
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh And Company (all his personalities),
Jeffie (and Thor), Just Joe, EVD. Just Joe asked them where Jeffie was.
When they told him that, the last time they saw him, he was being taken
away by The Little People, Just Joe, who has had his own problems with
The Little People, so he knows what that's like, went running outside to
save Jeffie. Jeffie and Just Joe like each other because, in each other,
they have both found someone as incredibly stupid as each of them is,
and one just wouldn't think that could ever be possible. Plus, because
no one else likes them, in fact everyone else hates both of them. Just
Joe returned, and he had brought Jeffie back with him. Jeffie now liked
Just Joe even more for rescuing him from The Little People. And everyone
else now hated Just Joe even more for that very same reason. Jeffie said
that The Little People had eaten him. That they would rip off body
parts, eat them, and, when they would grow back, (Jeffie can regenerate,
that's why it's very hard to kill him, despite many tries by many
people), they would rip those off and eat them, and, well that over and
over again, it had been horrible. Just Joe can relate to that, The
Little People tried to eat him, too. The Little People are not stupid,
after all, just little, they apparently don't like Jeffie and Just Joe
(except to eat, that is) any more than anyone else does, as they seem to
be really cool to everyone else. Just Joe however, fortunately, can not
regenerate, although, he also is very hard to kill, despite the best
efforts of many people. During one of the music sets, a song by Danger
Danger was played. EVD pointed out that that was most definitely a
bullet. If you don't know what that refers to (and, if you don't, then
DAMN YOU!, you obviously do not listen to The Last Exit For The Lost, or
read yours truly's recaps for that show, and you need to begin doing
that immediately!), then I would refer you to The Last Exit For The
Lost, listen, read past recaps, or, better yet, do both!. They told
Jeffie that it meant that Just Joe must be killed. But Jeffie didn't
want to kill Just Joe, he liked Just Joe. So they called out Thor, who
is a Viking, and, therefore, has no problem killing anyone, in fact
thrives on it. Thor asked who needed to be killed. They told him "Just
Joe". And so Thor immediately got right on that. There followed a
protracted brawl in which all manner of very bad things happened to Just
Joe. He was splashed (the wrestling move), sling shotted, dragged along
the floor and given rug burn, and a lot of other unpleasant stuff. Other
people joined in and helped Thor beat down Just Joe. Jeffie told Just
Joe that the hat he was wearing ("He" meaning Just Joe) gave him super
powers, that, as long as he was wearing it, he would be strong and
powerful, but if he took it off, well, then he would be like he always
is, the exact opposite of that. Later Jeffie and Just Joe said that they
had written a new song, and they were now going to perform it, even
though no one had asked or wanted them to. Jeffie played the kazoo, and
Just Joe did the vocals... Joe (the old senile one, not Just Joe) became
enraged when he heard the song, as, yet again, Jeffie had plagiarized
Joe's brilliantly lyriced song "I Just Wanna Pet Your Cat". Joe attacked
and brawled with Jeffie and Just Joe, saying they had stolen his song...
AGAIN! They denied it, saying that they had written it first. Then
Jeffie went on another weird rampage. He's always getting weird ideas
that make no sense to anyone (except to Just Joe, they make perfect
sense to him, of course), and so this was just his latest one... He said
that he had lost his voice... But apparently he didn't mean that in the
way most people mean it when they say they've lost their voice... For
most of us sane, non idiots, when we say that we mean "lost" as in gone
away, unable to speak. Jeffie, however, meant "lost" as in misplaced. He
began demanding to know who had taken his voice, who had it?? He began
looking all over the place for his voice. Then he began attacking
everyone, Joe (the old senile one), Rick, Josh, Lancer, Saying for each
one of them, that they must have taken his voice and it must be
somewhere on their person. He attacked them, molested them, tried to
tickle it out of them, tried to get under their clothing, to see where
under there they were hiding his voice, saying it was in their bellies,
and so doing things to their bellies, to try and extract it from there,
and demanding that they give him his voice back. And Just Joe was right
there helping him do all of this, and taking directions from Jeffie.
Oh!, THE INHUMANITY! THOSE POOR PEOPLE! Imagine having BOTH Jeffie and
Just Joe at once (just either of them alone is horrible enough to scar
you for life, but BOTH of them! How does one ever recover from
that?!)doing all that stuff to you! On second thought, no!, don't
imagine it!, the thought is just too horrible, so you know the real
thing is 1000 fold worse! People ran into the bathroom to get away from
them, and they followed them in there (with Jeffie screaming that they
were going to flush his voice down the toilet, and that they must be
stopped!), so there was a horrible pile up in the bathroom, with all
kinds of most disgusting things going on in there. And, isn't it odd how
someone who had lost their voice could do all this screaming and
shouting out of instructions?! Funny how that is, when I lost my voice
(the one and only time it's happened to me, and it was horrible for me,
though I'm sure everyone else around me were just thrilled and it was
wonderful for them) I couldn't make a peep. Jeffie, however, was able to
make as much noise, if not more, as ever. The show was ending... Jeffie
said that he needed a girl, that would (somehow, I don't know how, I
don't have Jeffie's stupid, twisted sense of logic, and so I can't
follow the way he thinks, only Just Joe can do that, so get him to
explain it to you) bring back his voice. He told Just Joe to hurry up
and bring him a girl, the show was almost over, hurry! He needed one to
get his voice back! And Just Joe did. He brought the screaming
struggling girl in and presented her. Jeffie and Just Joe dragged the
poor unfortunate Foul Mouth Girl (for, alas for her!, it was she) into
the bathroom. She tried to resist, but they overpowered her. Screams for
help and sobs could be heard issuing from the bathroom, (along with
profanity (it was Foul Mouth Girl, after all), which, fortunately,
didn't reach the air, but was reported upon by those providing the
commentary for this deeply disturbing episode). It was pitiful, horrible
to witness. But apparently not all that horrible, because no one there
responded to her desperate pleas for help. And there were lots of people
out there, but none of them did. (actually, Josh tried at first, but was
quickly overpowered by Just Joe) Well, ya know, they really were all
terribly busy, what with having to end the show, and wanting to go home
and all... You really can't expect them to just drop all that important
stuff for such a trivial matter. And, besides, I'm sure they were all
just too relieved that Jeffie and Just Joe bad stuff was finally being
inflicted on someone else, not them, and so that was the really
important thing! They wouldn't want to risk going into that bathroom and
have more of it happen to them than had already happened to them that
night. You can understand that, after all, the saying goes, charity
begins at home, and what's more at home than starting with yourself? So
the show ended, everyone left, and poor FMG was left for her fate to
befall her... Whatever it might be...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe (although he was late, not arriving 'til well into
the 2nd hour), EVD, and... SHOEBOX! Well, not exactly, you really didn't
expect that he'd actually be there, did you?! No, he called in at the
beginning of the show. Although, he claims, he will be there in person
soon. Yeah right!, we'll believe that when we see it! Shoebox promoted
his brand spanking new CD "Mental Notes", which can, coincidentally, be
purchased (and you should all do so!) at his web site
http://www.wormquartet.com. Also be sure to check out
http://www.thefump.com where Worm Quartet, and lots of other funny
bands, many of them featuring Shoebox, can be found, listened to, and
downloaded. They are both very cool sites! Go check them out! Some of
the new way cool songs from that same said CD were played. They were
awesome. When Just Joe finally arrived, they lied to him and told him
that Jessica from Missing Marcus had been there (another time when Just
Joe was absent, she really had been there, wearing a very skimpy top
that she kept coming out of, and he missed all that), and that she had
been really drunk, and topless, and had kept raving on about how much
she loved Just Joe, and how hot she thought he was. Just Joe became
distraught. He was wearing a leopard print hat with kitty ears on it. He
said that Jeffie had told him that that hat had special powers, and
that, as long as he was wearing it, he had super powers again (which I'm
sure you know, as I'm sure you are all good, obedient boys and girls,
and have listened to and read the recap for The Metallic Onslaught,
where Jeffie told Just Joe this). He also had a second hat, which he
said would double and amplify his super powers. They rang the bell. Just
Joe began looking all over for M&M's. When they told him that there were
none there, he went over to the store, bought a bag of them, and ate
them all. They kept ringing the bell. Just Joe finally figured out (it
only took him a show and a half) that it was their ringing the bell that
was causing his insatiable craving. He was not happy with them,
apparently not appreciating a good scientific experiment. He whined a
lot. EVD took his kitty eared hat and threw it up on the roof. A
distraught Just Joe did some more whining, saying that that was his
super powers hat, and he needed it to get his super powers back (at
first he thought that his other hat would also give him the powers, but
then he said, after putting it on, that apparently it didn't, or not
without the other one. Right, Just Joe, that must be it, and not because
Jeffie was wrong, of course! Perish that thought)! TTTP was played. If a
bullet played, they would break a bathroom scale on Just Joe. But Azkath
told Just Joe that he had forgotten that they used to reward him when a
bullet didn't play, that had sort of slipped his mind, and, for quite a
while now, if a bullet didn't play, it had just meant that Just Joe
didn't get the punishment (and, often, it didn't even mean that, as
somehow amazingly most of the time he got the penalty even if a bullet
never played). So now, if a bullet didn't play, Just Joe could have a
reward... They would get his hat back for him. And, now this time the
rules get a bit complicated, just to make things difficult for The
lovely Fire Eater Wizard (in her role and capacity as game show sidekick
hostess trying to explain the rules of the contest, so just call me
Vanna here)... *waves and flashes a big vapid vacant smile* Ok, in the
certainty that Buckner And Garcia played... Then this time any number of
things might happen... The bathroom scale could be broken on EVD, or,
EVD could break the bathroom scale on Just Joe, or, Just Joe could lie
down, EVD could lie down on top of him, and Azkath could break the
bathroom scale on both of them. All this never had to get decided,
because somehow the stars must just have been out of line, and a near
certain thing did not occur. No Buckner And Garcia, can you believe it?!
But now it gets complicated for Vanna again (don't these people know
that beautiful game show girl sidekicks are only there for their looks,
have no talent or brains, (and, in this case, the looks thing is
questionable, but I work cheap, I.E. for nothing, I don't get Vanna's so
richly deserved millions for her incredibly taxing, complicated job, so
what the hell do they want/expect), we aren't up to keeping all these
rules straight. But, anyways, there was a bit of a snag, which left a
question about how to proceed, and left a few different options they
could pursue... You see... Faster Pussycat's "The Bathroom Wall"
played... And there was some dispute as to just exactly how that should
be classified... EVD, of course, said it was a bullet. Azkath said it
sort of was, but he really liked that song, (I do too, but, then again,
I like all glam), and that Faster Pussycat, while they were a kind of
glam band, that got a lot of air play on MTV in the 80's, they were no
Poison, not by a long shot. So he ruled it a half bullet. But did that
mean that Just Joe should get a punishment, a reward, or
neither/nothing, or half a penalty, and, if so, just how would that
work?, or half a reward, and, if that, then just how exactly would that
work? Ah!, decisions, decisions! EVD wanted to break the scale on Just
Joe, so wanted it to be enough of a bullet. But Azkath pointed out that
if it didn't count as no bullet, then Just Joe wouldn't get his hat back
either, and so he would still be distraught. Just Joe's fate was still
undecided. Just Joe suggested that they could put his hat halfway down,
and then he could reach it better. They said no to that one. In the end,
they decided to do nothing, no penalty, no reward, no half of either.
Just Joe began whining about all the bad things they had done to him
over the years, and how they enjoyed causing him pain, physical, mental,
and emotional pain... They said that why, wherever did he get those
crazy ideas from?! They didn't do bad things to him, he screwed up
things they told him to do, and caused the bad things himself. Now, why
in the world would they ever want bad things to happen to him?! They
told him he was just really paranoid, with absolutely no good reason to
be (I guess they don't go along with the famous words "Just 'cause I'm
paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get me"), that he had trust
issues, which they were going to help him with right now... They were
going to do a bunch of trust exercises... Exercise 1... EVD would stand
up, fall backwards, and Just Joe would catch him. Then they would vice
verse it. Just Joe didn't want to catch EVD, but finally went along with
it. He caught EVD. Then they had Just Joe fall backwards... And, just as
promised, EVD caught Just Joe. Azkath congratulated them both on a well
done exercise. Then asked why Just Joe was on the floor? Well, that was
because, when Azkath had said the exercise was over, EVD did the
sensible thing and let go. I mean, was he supposed to go on holding Just
Joe up all day long. No one likes to have to touch him, they want to get
that over with as soon as possible, so, exercise over, why go on
enduring that. Just Joe was not happy with them, saying that, see, he
was right, they couldn't be trusted. They reminded him that he could
simply have stood up, as EVD had done, (of course, EVD had wanted to get
out of Just Joe's arms as soon as possible, I'm sure, and that was why
he got up so quickly), he didn't have to go on lying there in EVD's arms
(Awww!, how sweet a picture that is!). If he hadn't been so lazy...
Exercise 2. Just Joe and EVD would hold a rubber band between them,
stretch it waaaay out, and trust that the other would not let go. On
EVD's turn, Just Joe did not let go. They vice versed it... EVD, as
promised, did not let go. Azkath said, "Exercise over", and, just then,
the rubber band broke and hit Just Joe in the eye. Just Joe began wining
that he was now blind in that eye, and was pretty sure there was some
permanent damage. They told him it was just a rubber band, he'd be fine,
and that this was hardly their fault, how did they know the band would
snap?, things just aren't made as well as they used to be any more, must
be shoddy, made in China rubber bands, it should have held, certainly
they would have expected it to... Exercise 3... They told Just Joe to
close his eyes, the one he could still see out of anyways, no need to
bother closing the other one for a while, that they had set up an
obstacle course around the room for him, and they would talk/guide him
through it... So they had him walk around the room, telling him when to
turn right or left, to climb on a chair. As Just Joe got further away,
Azkath began to be a little uncertain of the instructions he was giving
out, saying, ok, right, no, maybe left, no, I guess it's right, I don't
know, it's kinda hard to see all the way over there... Then suddenly
there was heard a crash and breaking glass. Azkath said "Oops, oh I
guess we didn't do so good on that one". He deeply apologized to Just
Joe, telling EVD to apologize, too, which EVD did, if a little less
deeply. Azkath admitted to Just Joe that they really had screwed that
one up, that they were truly sorry, and that they hadn't meant to do it.
Just Joe, for some odd reason which can only be explained by his
paranoia and trust issues, didn't seem to believe them. At the next
break, Azkath told Just Joe that he felt so bad about what they had
done, that he had gone out, used a ladder that was out there (which he
had somehow neglected to mention to Just Joe that the ladder was
available for use a few weeks back when they were giving him suggestions
on how to reach the roof and his hat, like climb the electrical cables,
and climb a tree and jump, another mere slip of the mind, I'm sure it
must have been), and gotten Just Joe his hat. Just Joe, however, was not
grateful. He said that it would probably explode when he put it on or
something, what had they done to it. They insisted that they had done
nothing to it, that they had been trying all night to be nice to him,
and to show how much they liked him. However, they said that he had
given them a good idea, they must remember that for the future. And Just
Joe gave them lots more good ideas for the future, because he then
completely lost it... Again... Whatever they told him to do, he was
convinced there was some sinister reason behind it. If they told him to
sit down, he said they had done something to the chair (even though he
had been sitting in it all night), if they told him to stand, then he
was convinced that something would fall on him, if they said "fine then,
go outside", he said they had rigged something up to fall on him out
there. They said "then go into the bathroom, you always seem to feel
safe in there", and he was convinced they had something terrible rigged
up to befall him in the bathroom. He made himself so crazy running
around like a chicken with it's head cut off, not knowing where to sit,
stand, or go that would be safe, that he fell right down the stairs.
They told him see, there was no way they could be blamed for that was
there?, and that just proved they were right all along, he causes all
these bad things to happen to himself, it wasn't their fault, surely he
must see that now. Just Joe said that yeah, he guessed he did. They told
him good, because hadn't they been doing nice things, or trying to, all
night for him? Now, here, put on his kitty eared hat, which they had so
kindly gone through the trouble to retrieve for him. Just Joe put the
hat on... And, very soon, an explosion was heard. Just Joe shrieked that
see, he had been right, they had sabotaged his hat! They told him that,
no, it had been fine before, but that they had stopped feeling sorry for
him when he made himself fall down the stairs. At that point, they had
decided that they no longer felt sorry for him, and, if he was that
stupid, and obviously didn't appreciate all the nice gestures they had
made all night long... Well then he deserved what he got, and he had
given them a great idea suggesting an exploding hat. And just think Just
Joe, of all the other brilliant ideas you gave them tonight during your
paranoid tirade! Now you have all those to look forward to in your
future, and it's all thanks to you! The exploding hat had set Just Joe
on fire. They told him, that you know what you have to do when you're on
fire... RUN! (Btw, boys and girls, that is not what you should do,
running will make the fire spread, but I'm sure you aren't stupid like
Just Joe, and already know that, but just making sure, as I have all of
your welfare at heart.) Just Joe ran, right into the wall, hard. He then
ran outside and dove into the snow. He came back frozen, but at least
the snow had put the fire out. He said that, while he was outside, he
saw that his car was gone. They told him that they had gotten rid of it
for him, trying to do him a favor, of course. Cars are just a big
hassle, and his was a piece of junk, and they wanted to relieve him of
all that. And, besides, he didn't need it did he? Hadn't he told them
that his hat gave him super powers? So, since he was now wearing it, he
could fly home. Since Jeffie had told him this, and, as I said last
week, we all know, if Jeffie says something, then you can take that as
gospel, Just Joe believed it. They told him to go outside, get up on the
roof, they would even help him up there, because using the roof as a
jumping off point for flying would certainly be better than trying to
take off from the ground, and just fly on home. Just Joe said "Ok", that
sounded like a cool idea to him, Jeffie had promised it would work, and
so he knew it would, he could trust Jeffie, whereas he couldn't trust
any of them, so he was sure it would be fine. So they all left to help
send Just Joe off on his merry way, flying home... And thus ended the
talk portion of the show... Tune in next week to see if Just Joe is ever
heard from again... The Feature Artist was Fluttreffect from The Xtreme
Soundscape Show on December 9th of '06, finishing up with a few songs
they had performed live and acoustic on LE a bit before that. That
sounded awesome, and it was good to hear it...
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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 2/28/07

Holy CRAP I've been busy!!

Wanna see?

HURRY UP AND PRE-ORDER NEWS
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The new Worm Quartet album, "Mental Notes," officially enters the world
on March 2nd! All orders BEFORE March 2nd (so basically tonight and
tomorrow) will still be considered pre-orders, and will ship with a free
super-spiffy ultra-unnecessary bonus disc, packed tight with over an hour
of radio show appearances, live crap, alternate versions, oddities, and
other stuff most people won't give the slightest crap about (and topped
with cover art by the great Luke Ski!)

You can pre-order right this very second for a mere $9.99 plus $1.50
shipping at: http://www.wormquartet.com

Pre-orders will ship early next week.

And are all of you planning to head for Minneapolis on Friday?

WORM QUARTET PRANCING ACROSS AMERICA NEWS
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This friggin' weekend!!!

March 2-4, 2007 - Minneapolis, MN

MARSCON 2007

The only convention with a dedicated "Dementia" track returns!
I'll be doing a late Friday night show so I can actually SWEAR
this year! YAAAAAAY PROFANITY!! And I *WILL* have my new CD
available for purchase, dammit!

Here's the Dementia schedule:
FRIDAY, MARCH 2ND:

10:00 pm - D.J. PARTICLE
10:30 pm - ROB BALDER
11:00 pm - *** WORM QUARTET *** <-- LooK! LooK!!!! MEEEE!!
11:30 pm to Midnight - THE GOTHSICLES

SATURDAY, MATCH 3RD:
2:00 pm - ERIC COLEMAN
2:30 pm - CARLA ULBRICH
3:00 pm - POSSIBLE OSCAR
3:30 pm - SUDDEN DEATH
4:00 pm - THE GREAT LUKE SKI
5:00 to 6:00 pm - OOKLA THE MOK - MUSIC GUEST OF HONOR CONCERT

SUNDAY, MARCH 4TH:
1:30 - ART PAUL SCHLOSSER
2:00 - CARRIE DAHLBY
2:30 - POWER SALAD
3:00 to 4:00 - DEMENTIA SMACKDOWN (Dementia artists, including
yours truly, covering other people's funny crap!)

And of course, there's LOTS of other crap going on outside of
this comedy music tripe. Check www.marscon.org for details and
registration!

@ The Holiday Inn Select
Three Appletree Square
(I-494 and 34th Ave. Exit 1)
Bloomington, MN 55425

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March 23-25th - Long Island, NY

I-CON

I'll be performing along with Rob Balder, the great Luke Ski,
Sudden Death, and others! More info coming soon!

@ Stony Brook University
Stony Brook, NY 11794

More info at http://www.iconsf.org

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April 20-22nd, 2007 - Troy, MI

Penguicon 5.0

Musical guests include Worm Quartet, Tom Smith and Luke Ski!

Check penguicon.org for details and registration!

@ The Troy Hilton
5500 Crooks Rd
Troy, MI 48098

BUTTON SLUT NEWS
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Any interest in getting high-quality custom 1" buttons made for your
band, business, cult, or what-have-you? You're in luck, dammit! My
wife's button-making site is finally up and running!
http://www.buttonslut.com

Submit art, paypal money, approve proof, and voila - buttons arrive on
your friggin' doorstep.

And in other "stuff my wife is doing" news...

MRS. SHOEBOX SELLING HANDMADE JEWELRY AND OTHER ARTSY STUFF NEWS
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My wife is a metalsmith with a degree in fine arts, and is therefore
capable of crafting stuff that doesn't suck! Go forth to
http://www.damselflycreations.com if you're interested in checking out
some of my her hand-crafted jewelry, prints, and plush baboon butts.
Yes, really.

FuMP NEWS
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If you've been visiting http://www.thefump.com regularly, then you've
already heard a couple of new Worm Quartet songs, along with songs by a
buttload of my contemporaries (many featuring appearances by me!) If
you HAVEN'T been, then YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON FREE FUNNY MUSIC, DAMMIT!
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

WORM QUARTET ON DR. DEMENTO AGAIN NEWS
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Hells yeah! Worm Quartet's FuMP debut, the parental rant "C Is For
Lettuce," just recently made its debut on the Dr. Demento show,
and returned again a couple weeks later, popping up on the Funny Five!
If you missed it, you can listen to the song on the FuMP page or
the Worm Quartet myspace page ( http://www.myspace.com/wormquartet )
and of course you can always go forth to http://www.drdemento.com
and request that he play it again!

Can't find Dr. Demento? See http://dmdb.org/stations.html for a
list of known stations that carry the show. The good Dr. also offers
his shows in streaming form at http://www.drdemento.com

ODOR NEWS
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Those of you who have seen me perform are aware of the important part
deodorant plays in my live shows - after a concert I am generally a
sweaty messs, and without proper stank mitigation, I become a sweaty
stinky mess, which tends to adversely affect my sales because nobody
wants to come near my merch table. I've always viewed my Power Stick
as the "Fifth Worm" in the band, but unfortunately, due to a recent
apparent change in my body chemistry, it's lost its effectiveness,
and we just don't work well together any more.

However, after weeks of tryouts, I'm pleased to announce that I've
finally found a replacement: Speed Stick 24/7 Fresh Surge will be
making its live debut at MarsCon this weekend. Please take a moment
after my performance to stick your face in my armpit and welcome my
new scent to the band.

The Power Stick will be moving on to other projects, namely sitting at
the bottom of my trash can, unless I can sculpt the top of it so it
looks new and get Wal-Mart to take it back.

That's it from me - I've still got a buttload to do before MarsCon, and
of course I have this day job to work around, so it's time to brew the
coffee and get crackin'.

Thanks as always for your support - you guys kick so much ass that if
you were in ass-kicking competition, you'd, like...um...do well in it.
Yeah.

Rattling the liquified despondancy trees,
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: February 25, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Europa in Twilight "Monument Westfall"

Scorpions "Make It Real"
Prototype "The Way It Ends"
Cryptic Wintermoon "A Coming Storm"
Enslaved "Path to Vanir"
Holy Terror "Mortal Fear"
Ministry "Brick Window" (R)
Gaia "Mainframe"
Dominici "Captured"
Slayer "War Ensemble" (R)
Worm Quartet "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like / I
Want to be taken Seriously as an Artist"
Daath "Ovum"
Type "O" Negative "Profits of Doom"
Dream Into Dust "Disconnected"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Battlelore "We are the Legions"
Echoes of Eternity "The Forgotten Goddess"
Phazm "My Darkest Desire"
Chimera "No Reason to Live"
Emmure "The Key to Keeping the Show Fresh is... I'm Dead"
Empyrios "Unbalanced Equilibrium"
Point One "Monochrome Mistress"
Melechesh "Deluge of Delusional Dreams"
The Cursed "Evil in the Bag"
Cellblock One "The Door"
Alabama Thunder Pussy "Void of Harmony"
Mnemic "Electric I'd Hypocrisy"
Disbelief "Floating On High"
Armageddon Monks "Get Your Fill"
Kid.Nap.Kin "Invalid Teratoma"
Ayurveda "Treason in the First Degree"
Fluttr Effect "Flann O'Brian"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE **
Carnivore "Armageddon"
Einherjer "Out of Ginnungaggap"
Faster Pussycat "Bathroom Wall"
Detente "Widow's Walk - 85 Demo Version"
Pist*On "I'm Afraid of Life"

Dream into Dust "Sleep in Dead Time"
Isis "Not in Rivers, but in Drops"
Son of a Gun "The Story"
Municipal Waste "Deathripper"
Chimera "Black Heart"
Shadow's Fall "Redemption"
Rob Balder "Muppet Laboratories"
Bloodjinn "Mirrored Human"
Unsane "This Stops at the River"
Rudra "The Pathless Path to the Knowable Unknown"
Stolen Babies "Tablescrap" (R)
Protest the Hero "Divinity Within"
Static-X "Forty Ways"
The End "My Abyss"
Akimbo "Sense of Smell"
Holy Terror "A Fools Gold / Terminal Humor"
Since the Flood "All for Nothing"
Code 6 "Choice"
Twilight Odyssey "The Endless Days of a Stranger'
Comeback Kid "Come Around'
Vivisect "The Mourning..."
Psyopus "Whore Meet Liar"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Between"

Feature - Fluttr Effect - Live XS Show - 12.9.06 and Live Acoustic in
Studio