The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 30, 2007
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Notes from Azkath...

There may be some special guests on The Metallic Onslaught this week,
but I am not saying who...

On The Last Exit, we are supposed to have a visit from some radio
organization that claims they have some authority over what we
broadcast. This was mostly because of Joe and EVD last week, which I
guess is understandable.

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh And Co., Potato, Jeffie and Thor,
EVD. Potato told us this long story about his trip to Fla, his being at
the space center, hanging out with porn chicks (not at the space center,
the porn chicks came (heh heh, heh heh, "porn chicks "came!"") later at
parties he went to), and being put down their cleavage, and up their
dresses, and The Idiot, (no, he wasn't referring to Jeffie, or Just Joe,
not then, at least. The Idiot is what he calls his keeper), mailing him
places in a poster tube, and so he had to spend long hours in some
warehouse. Jeffie arrived and kept trying to put Potato in his pants.
Jeffie played "What's In Jeffie's Pants", and what was in his pants was
a green cat creature, which they at first called a leprechaun, then
quickly dubbed the Crotchechaun. Jeffie bothered everyone all night with
The Crotchechaun, putting it in people's faces, which, considering where
it had just come from, obviously was not at all a good thing for them.
Potato had brought with him a shock hand buzzer, which he had been
zapping Josh a lot with. And, after Jeffie got there, as I'm sure you
can imagine, Jeffie got it and used it on people. There was A LOT of
brawling and molesting all night long, and Jeffie kept trying all night
to put Potato in his pants, as he really likes to do that. Potato,
however, doesn't like it at all.

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Gorgar, Little Gorgar. Just Joe was happy at
the beginning, because National Joe Day was coming up shortly, on
Tuesday, March 27th, so he thought this show would be about him, and
making him happy. (National Joe Day is a holiday where everyone can be
Joe for a day, and so, for this LE/and this recap, I was/am Fire Joe
Wizard, last year, I was Joe Eater Wizard (which REALLY sounds dirty and
disgusting, and just plain soooo WRONG!), and 2 years ago, the 1st year
we celebrated this holiday, I was Fire Eater Joe, (which also sounds
dirty, not as bad as last year, but still bad, this years is definitely
the least disgusting sounding of the 3, although, anything that makes me
Joe is disgusting!), next year, who knows, as I've gone through all of
the 3 words I can replace with "Joe", start all over again, who knows,
I'll figure it out then, I've got a year to devote to this monumentally
important issue in my life, so, if I get right on it, I'm sure by then,
I'll have thought of something. And, being that I'm Joe for this one
night, my IQ has gone down two hundred and fifty points, and, being that
it was low to begin with, it is now a 1st in history, someone with a
negative IQ, so bear with me, if this is not up to par, this time I have
a legitimate excuse, as I am laboring under a severe handicap, next
week, thank God!, I can stop being Joe, and, after that, I have no
excuses, but tonight I do). But Just Joe's happiness evaporated when
they told him that tonight's show was for EVD, because he was Last
Exit's MVP, as it was due to EVD that we had a LE at all last week, a LE
from the past, but still a LE, and so this show was going to celebrate
EVD, and also Gorgar, as he has been away for a long time due to bizarre
injuries. They had a ceremony for EVD and presented him with a special,
nice, expensive plaque honoring him. Or rather, they tried to have a
ceremony, but it never actually happened, because an irate, sore loser,
spoil sport Just Joe kept attacking EVD every time they tried to have
it, screaming that this was his night, and they should be celebrating
him. So Just Joe and EVD brawled all night long. Due to these brawls,
the plaque was broken (EVD broke it on Just Joe, which Azkath was not at
all happy with EVD for, telling him it showed a real lack of
appreciation for the lovely plaque that they had gone through the money
and trouble to obtain for him), Just Joe broke the window, throwing EVD
through it, after which EVD used the window glass to stab Just Joe, Just
Joe slashed EVD's tires, (although he also mistakenly slashed Gorgar's
first, because Just Joe is stupid, and screws up everything he tries to
do), EVD slashed Just Joe's tires, and Just Joe blew up EVD's car...
Which set off a chain reaction which blew up Just Joe's car, and set
both EVD and Just Joe on fire, burning their clothes off, leaving them
both naked. What a treat for everyone else present that was!, now they
had to endure (I started to write to bear, then realized I'd be making a
bad, an EVD bad pun there, "To bear a bare Just Joe and EVD", so I'll
say "to endure a naked EVD and Just Joe"). :) During the night, Just
Joe's Hugging Music was played, and he went around the room not only
hugging everyone, but also stabbing them with a plastic fork. So Just
Joe, because he never got over the fact that they celebrated EVD instead
of him, ruined everything, leaving everything wrecked and a mess, broken
plaque, broken window, station in shambles, 3 undrivable cars, 2 blown
up, and now exposing (wow, there's a bad pun again, and I'm not even
trying to think of these!) exposing everyone to an exposed EVD and Just
Joe. Just Joe, you are such a jerk! You don't deserve to have your own
holiday! It's a disgrace that you have one! The Feature Artist was
Suicidal Tendencies... Next week... A group has contacted LE, a group
saying that their mission is to monitor and regulate radio, making sure
that there is no violence, or breaking of equipment on radio, and that
radio programs play the quota of mainstream music. And this group will
be sending someone, a representative of theirs, to LE next week. I'm
sure that this is to congratulate LE on the beautiful job it does living
up to and exceeding these standards, because we all know that there has
never been any violence, or any broken equipment, or broken anything
else, of any kind, on LE. I'm sure their representative will be visiting
them to honor them for the wonderful job they are doing in these
regards. I bet they'll even present LE with a plaque honoring them as
such a credit to the community, and, thanks to the Internet, the world.
I mean, why else could they possibly be paying LE a visit?!, that must
be it! So congratulations! So tune in to hear LE receive this well
deserved, and long overdue, honor! That will be cool and fun! You don't
want to miss that!
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NYC thrashers Sun Descends added a 2nd guitarist to their roster. Bronx
raised, Lou Cortez, has joined the band in December 2006, and is now a
permanent member.

SD pushed their recording date back to late May 2007, and are in the end
stages of the writing process for the new album. The new cd titled "The
Entropy Formula” will be produced by Terror of the Trees mastermind, His
Eminence the Wicked. The recording will also feature Craig "The Reaper"
Horval of Nunslaugthter/Crucified Mortals on bass. The artwork for the
album will be created by Sean Taggart, who was responsible for mid
eighties cover artwork from bands such as Agnostic Front, Crumbsuckers
and Carnivore.

Mem V. Stein: "The new material is definitely in the vein of eighties
thrash metal with traces of hardcore and a lot of guitar harmonies. It
captures the spirit and sound of New York City's inspiring griminess."

"The Entropy Formula" will be released via Twilight Distribution in late
summer of 2007.
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: March 24, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Dr Who Soundtrack

Suicidal Tendencies "You Can't Bring Me Down"
Melechesh "Double Helixed Sceptre"
Worm Quartet "Drugs and Masturbation"
Black Sabbath "Heaven and Hell"
Naglfar "Breathe Through Me"
Disbelief "The One"
Dream Into Dust "No World Outside"
Daath "Sightless"
Type "O" Negative "Dead Again"
Tom Smith "Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues"
BCT "Some Kind of Douchebag (2007 Version)"
Project: Failing Flesh "Motionless"
X-Piral "The Fire's Burning Bright"
Dokken "Breaking the Chains - Live"
Victory "So They Run"
Suicidal Tendencies "Institutionalized"
Helloween "Twilight of the Gods"
Rotting Christ "He, the Aethyr"
Tony Goldmark "Auditions"
Finntroll "Slagbroder"
Temple of Brutality "Hammer"
Astarte "God I Hate Them All"
Combat "Ruination"
Tony Goldmark "More Auditions"
Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"
The Fabulous Dung Beatles "Jason Ate Bad Chicken"
The Locust "We have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit"
Deathfall "The Storm"
Jello Biafra "And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Cash"
Lordi "Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Fluttr Effect "Like This"
Machine Head "Wolves"
BCT "Some Kind of Douchebag (Original Version)"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST RUSSIAN ROULETTE SET **
The Plank Boys "Torment"
Exciter "Scream Bloody Murder"
Manowar "The Oath"
Mercyful Fate "The Oath"
Samael "Reign of Light"

Clutch "When Vegan's Attack"
Sudden Death "World Robot Domination"
All Out War "The Angels of Genecide"
Tony Goldmark "The Further Adventures of Johnny Explosion"
Shatter Point "Out Falls the Pain"
Funny Money "By the Balls"
Black Casket "Black Blood"
Life in Your Way "The Shame"
Redemption "The Death of Faith and Reason"
Zenith "Zenitology"
Battlelore "Longing Horizon"
Finntroll "Ormhaxan"
Suicidal Tendencies "Fascist Pig"
Disbelief "Navigator"
Sonic Reign "Fucked Up but Glorious"
Mendeed "It's Not Over Yet"
Unsane "Last Man Standing"
Destruction "Total Desaster"

Feature Artist: Suicidal Tendencies