The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 12, 2007
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Notes from Azkath...

On The Metallic Onslaught, well, Jeffie may be dead, but somehow Thor is
still alive, and not happy. I do believe he will be stopping in to
explain, in his own simple words, the situation. Also, the first hour of
the show will be hosted by Frizz and Dooger again, so they can yell
about the Y&T show they went to at The Haunt...

On The Last Exit... No idea. Tune in and see what happens...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lance (the original, glam loving, Lance, not
Lancer, Rick had apparently decided to let Lance out of his basement for
a bit), EVD, an alien (the kind from outer space, not an immigrant,
illegal or otherwise). After EVD arrived, Joe was gone and the alien
showed up. He wanted EVD to join him in outer space and build the
explosive things, that EVD denies he builds, for them. EVD again denied
he does this, and said he didn't want to join the aliens in outer space,
even if he did make such things, which, of course, he doesn't, or so he
would have us believe. The alien threatened to probe EVD. And attempted
to. All night, the alien kept trying to persuade EVD to come to the
space ship, offering him rewards if he would. However, the rewards he
offered were, first a penguin, and then a whole bag of penguins. EVD
didn't want penguins. The alien asked what it would take for EVD to join
them. EVD, first couldn't think of anything, then, when pressed, said
that he wanted a black Porsche, and for Janet Jackson never to appear on
TV ever again. The alien said that Janet Jackson would shave EVD, all
over, continuously, on the space ship, which was apparently what he
thought EVD wanted by this request. That deal kinda fell through. Lance
played a set of all glam music, which included a cover of The Beach Boys
"Good Vibrations". EVD said that he wanted to kill Lance (I'm not sure
if this was due to Lance's choices in his set, or just because EVD just
generally dislikes Lance, but, in any case, he wanted to kill him). And
he and the alien did, so Lance is dead, or at least for now he is,
people on MO have this habit of not staying dead very long though, so
who knows. They tried to decide what to do with Lance's body. They tried
to give it to EVD, but EVD hadn't wanted Jeffie's body, and didn't want
Lance's either, he only wanted Maria's dead body, he is a pervert, but,
apparently, not a gay, or bi pervert, only a straight necropheliac (even
though Lance is prettier than most girls). So, as they had done with
Jeffie's corpse, they decided to just leave Lance's body there for the
next shift of people to find and dispose of as they might see fit...
And, apparently the alien had taken Joe to his ship, because Joe was
never heard from again this night...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave
(still the Zombie Evad), Gorgar, Genevieve (the woman who is the one
person band Psyche Corporation), and Steve from the band Armageddon
Monks. Genevieve sang a song a cappella, and many of her songs were
played from CD, including a new one. She rocks, is very cool, and is
obviously a very deep thinker. It was Just Joe's birthday, the real,
actual day, October 7th. And Just Joe had the extreme good fortune of
having that fall right on a Sunday, beginning at midnight, with The Last
Exit For The Lost. Isn't he SOOOO lucky he got to have his birthday
celebrated there this year, among all the people who are always so kind
and generous to him?!?! He turns 25, even though, mentally, he's only 2,
and a dumb 2, at that. So, in honor of his birthday, when TTTP was
played... If no bullet played, Genevieve would get to give him his
birthday spankings with The Boomstick. If a bullet played, Azkath would
do this, and, if Buckner And Garcia, or William Shatner, or any other
goofy music played, EVD, or Zombie Evad, would do it (and, by "do it",
let me make clear that I mean they would give Just Joe his birthday
spankings!), or, perhaps, the 2 of them would take turns doing the
spankings. No bullet. Genevieve gave Just Joe his birthday spankings
with The Boomstick. Then she, EVD, and Evad stuffed chicken Mc'Nuggets
in his mouth, covered his face with sweet and sour sauce and ketchup,
and put a napkin on his head. Steve, of Armageddon Monks, made the big
mistake, err, I mean, did the right thing (at least right for the rest
of us, not so sure about him), in telling us that it would be his
birthday the upcoming Wednesday. Genevieve, who had sung "Happy
Birthday" to Just Joe earlier, was supposed to sing it for Steve, but,
unfortunately for Steve, Just Joe wound up screeching, err, singing it
to him. Then Azkath gave him his birthday smacks with The Boomstick,
but, while he was counting them out, everyone else kept shouting out
numbers, you know how when, if you're trying to count, and someone
starts saying other numbers, it screws you up, and makes you lose your
place (or, at least I have observed that this does seem to have that
affect on most people, it doesn't with me, I can keep my place, but
that's because I'm good at paying attention) so you keep having to start
over again? Well, let's just say that, due to this, Steve got WAAAAY
more than 21 spankings plus one to grow on. Then Just Joe, Evad, EVD,
pretty much everyone molested and abused Steve. We're SOOOO glad he
chose to share with us that it would be his birthday soon! And, I'm sure
he is just as glad, if not even more so! Very happy birthday to you,
now, and on Wednesday, Steve! During the brawling and molesting Evad got
turned back into Dave. He was almost killed, and that did it. Everyone
was happy to have Dave back. Except for EVD, who was furious with them
for taking his zombie, who was totally loyal to him, and took orders
from him, away from him. So they decided to turn someone else into a
zombie. Whom should it be? Genevieve tied, err, spliced, Just Joe and
Dave together, and said they were parasitic twins. She said this meant
one had no heart, or brain. Guess which one of them that would apply to.
Hint, it was his birthday. Azkath threw them both down the stairs,
trying to get them apart, but it didn't work, they just landed on top of
each other in a way that looked REALLY disturbing and wrong! Genevieve
sang another song a cappella. www.psychecorporation.com and
www.myspace.com/psychecorp are her web sites, and
www.armageddonmonks.com and www.myspace.com/amonks are the web sites
where you can find Armageddon Monks. I sang "Happy Birthday" to Just
Joe, not on air, on the phone, probably not as well as Genevieve sang it
to him, but WAAAAY better than he did for Steve, or for me on my
birthday, for that matter, and did a birthday dance for him.
Unfortunately for him, I don't have a video phone. Or, maybe that is
fortunate for him, maybe I look a lot better in the imagination. The
Feature Artist was Y &T, half studio tracks, and half a live concert
from 1984. So, once again, a very happy birthday to Steve on Wednesday!
And a very happy birthday to our Just Joe! *big hug to Just Joe* Good
thing birthdays only happen once a year! *tries to back away*

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 7, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Death Cube K "Dreamatorium"

Lizzy Borden "Generation Aliens"
Y&T "Open Fire"
Gorefest "Babylons Whores"
Evile "We Who Are About to Die"
Alchemist "God Shaped Hole"
Icarus Witch "Mirror Mirror"
Shard Villa "Time Now"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
The Vision Bleak "Evil is of Old Date"
Gwynbleidd "Lure of the Land"
Armageddon Monks "Long Way Down"
Helloween "Crack the Riddle / Kill It"
Tulus "Natal Day"
Mortiferia "Reflections"
Demiricous "Tusk and Claw"
Psyche Corporation "Your Innocence"
MOD "Hardcore Harry"
Angels Beneath Me "Raise the Dead"
Ephel Duath "The Known - Pain Remix Hole III"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Cryptic Wintermoon "Darkness Forever"
The Exploited "Politicians"
Black Labeled "When the Well Runs Dry"
L.A. Guns "Kill that Girl"
Thought Industry "Atomic Stroller Helps None"

The Angels Whispered Danger "Khatam"
Paths of Possession "I Am Forever"
Others "The Key"
Possible Oscar "How We Recycle (Same Song)"
Cootie Shot "Clay Pigeons"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"
Maeder "You Make Me Die"
Skold "Remember"
MDFMK "Missing Time"
Rota Temporis "in Incipit"
The Bled "You Should Be Ashamed of Myself"
Obituary "Feel the Pain"
Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
Iced Earth "Order of the Rose"
Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
Dethklok "Castratikron"
Raymond and Scum "Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"
Nuclear Blast All Stars - Out of the Dark "Schizo"
EXE "Sticken by Might"
Midnight Reign "The Hollywood Rx"
Eyes of Fire "Anyone"
After Forever "Evoke"
Seasons of the Wolf "In the Shadows"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
Arch Enemy "I Will Live Again"
Armageddon Monks "Waste"
Robot Goes Here "01001010 (Failing the Turing Test)"

Feature: Y&T
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