The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 19, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Frizz and Dooger, Josh, President Troll
Sir, Heather (or Maria, or whoever), Thor/Jeffie, and EVD. Thor arrived
while Frizz and Dooger were there and thought they were really cool and
Viking like. When they were gone, after the 1st hour, he wanted them
back. Joe informed EVD that he was REALLY unhappy with him for not doing
anything to help him last week when the aliens abducted him. He wouldn't
discuss what had happened to him on the spaceship, it was apparently too
traumatic and involved a lot of anal probing. And he blamed all of this
on EVD for not stopping it. And apparently Lance, the original one
(killed by the aliens last week), is still dead. Thor was also upset
with people, for killing Jeffie. He said he was tired of all the
separate bodies he made for Jeffie so they didn't have to share getting
killed at MO. He said that now Jeffie had died so many times, he was
immortal, and, thus, his consciousness kept following him around and
bothering him. But he now had it trapped in a jar, and someone at MO
must have Jeffie's consciousness inserted in the orifice of their
choice, so that he could be rid of it. He wanted to know who wanted this
privilege? Oddly enough, there were no takers. It was decided that there
would be a lottery. The loser, err, winner, would get Jeffie's
consciousness inside of them. Thor also tried to kill Heather, since she
was the one who had caused the last Jeffie death by injecting him with
bird flu. When Thor began drawing names to see who got Jeffie, everyone
had written names like Mike Hunt, Ivanna Humpalot, Jack Meoff, Juan
Morebeer, and so forth. Now Thor may be really strong and powerful, but
he isn't any brighter than Jeffie apparently, because he couldn't figure
out who these people were, and why they were not there. So he kept
drawing again, 'til he got to his own name, he had included himself in
the lottery because he may be brutal, but he is fair. Too dumb to figure
out that he had been tricked, he accepted it. He had also had them write
which orifi they wanted the insertion to be in, as he had written mouth,
Thor swallowed Jeffie's consciousness, and thus, Jeffie was back... They
had this button that when pressed, said "That was easy", so we heard
that phrase a lot. That button was what was in Jeffie's pants when that
game was played. And a spoon, which he then tormented Josh with. Thor
returned when more Viking like metal was played, and he was still there
when the show ended. And, now, there have been some personnel
appointments. President Troll Sir deposed Josh as general, and installed
Thor in that position to carry out all the wars he declares. He also
appointed EVD as MO's Supreme Court. I wonder, if everyone's going to
get a title, what mine should be? I know... Court fool, and/or village
idiot. The mighty Viking was frightened by the talking button, he
thought there must be a person inside it (again, he isn't any brighter
than Jeffie apparently). He threw it in the toilet. It was too big, so
the toilet is now clogged and unusable... Wait, I have my title, and I'm
staging my own mini coup to confer it upon myself. I am the Scribe of
MO... Even though those other 2 still apply, that is the one I am giving
myself officially...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, EVD, and Just Joe. The
whole show was a series of death match tournaments, involving everyone
present. Everyone had a turn against everyone else, using wrestling, and
the cane. The end results of this were Azkath and FMG had two wins and
one loss each, and EVD and Just Joe had 2 losses and 1 win each. Azkath
was disappointed in how quick the matches were, and that they weren't
very hardcore, especially the one where EVD gave up to FMG without a
fight. This will continue next week, when Dave will be there, using a
bunch of other rules, like table matches, barbed wire matches, mousetrap
matches, possibly staple gun matches, and anything else that might be
thought of. The Feature Artist was King Diamond...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 14, 2007
Every Saturday at Midnight till 6am Sunday Morning
93.5FM / 105.5FM Ithaca, NY - Also listen online
Metal Director: Carl Schmidt aka Seriah Azkath
Mailing Address: PoBox 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224
Web Page: www.thelastexit.org
WVBR Webpage: www.wvbr.com
(R) = Requested

Background: Death Cube K "Dreamatorium"

Evile "Enter the Grave"
Himsa "Given Into the Taking"
Parkway Drive "The Siren's Song"
Maeder "Another Thing Comin'"
The Melvins "The Talking Horse"
The Project Hate "Crawling Through the Infinite Fields of Carnage"
Distorted "Redemption"
Otep "March of the Martyrs"
MOD "Balls on Bread"
Masterlast "Think of the Day"
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Pantera "Sand Blasted Skin - Live" (R)
Down "N.O.D."
The Vision Bleak "The Demon of the Mire"
Scum of the Earth "Corpse Grinders"
Cootie Shot "Clay Pigeons"
High on Fire "Death Is This Communion"
Helloween "The Bells of the 7 Hells"
Sons of Posiedon "The Other Lies"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Rob Balder "Hoist the Jolly Rogets"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Skyclad "The Wrong Song"
Skyclad "Single Phial"
Suicidal Tendencies "How Will I Laugh Tomorrow"
Nevermore "Believe in Nothing"
Blood for Blood "Hanging on the Corner"

Exciter "Violence and Force"
Sabbat "How Have the Mighty Fallen"
Forbidden "Step by Step"
Bruce Dickinson "Arc of Space"
Damn the Machine "Silence"
Impelliteri "Stand in Line"
Lizzy Borden "Love Kills"
Check Engine "Callous"
Schoolyard Heros "Sometimes They Come Back"
Beyond Worlds End "Wasting Away Reality"
Alchemist "Wrapped in Guilt"
Rammstein "Keine Lust - Live"
Pscyhe Corporation "Minor Demon"
G-Spot "Even the Mighty Fall"
Cootie Shot "Hoj Tpoj"
Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Iced Earth "When Stars Collide (Born is He)"
The Angels Whispered Danger "Requiem for Lost Souls"
ThisMeansYou "Order 66"
Skeleton Witch "Limb from Limb"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"
Nightwish "Master Passion Greed"
Masterlast "Monkeys"
Dethklok "Fansong"
The Agony Scene "Dances with Devils"
Animosity "Plunder Incorporated"
Out of the Dark - Mark Asequeda "My Name is Fate"
Wild Dogs "Spellshock"
Shard Villa "Time Now"
Icarus Witch "Written in the Stars"
Arch Enemy "The Great Darkness"

Feature: King Diamond
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Upcoming Live Shows

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and The End

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me and Rabid

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder