The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - 10/27/07
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
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Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

Hey, tonight should be... interesting... on The Last Exit, and our
feature will be a live Alice Cooper show from the late 80's/early 90's...

Also, should have the NEW Best of DVD, Volume 12, up on the Divx Stage 6
site tomorrow, hopefully. You will be able to find the link on the main
page...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh, President Troll Sir, Frizz and The Dooger,
Jeffie, and EVD. Jeffie was still suffering from bird flu, and said that
he had had it so long now that it could cause brain damage. No one could
notice any difference. He also said it had caused him to grow extra body
parts in weird places, like 2 fingers growing out of his belly, an extra
ear, not on his head, on his body, and a few extra... Wigwams... He said
he cut the extra parts off... Yes, even the wigwams... He also could
open up his head, show it's contents, nothing, and shut it again...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
Gorgar. They wanted to have a death match, with Azkath and Just Joe
against Dave. So Just Joe was given the assignment of going out to find
something really good to beat down Dave with. You'd think they'd have
figured out a long time ago not to give Just Joe assignments, as he can
never complete them correctly, unless of course it's scavenger hunting,
that he's really good at for some reason. I guess that's his idiot (and,
oh how appropriate that term is here!) savant talent, scavenger hunting.
He came back with a bunch of things, a stop sign, 5 garden gnomes, a
lawn mower, and some salami. And all of these items were stolen, despite
the fact that Just Joe preferred to call it borrowing, saying that no
one was using them at the time, so that made it borrowing. They made him
return the items, but, as he couldn't remember which lawn he got the
gnomes and mower from, they were most likely not returned to their
proper owner, so some family will wake up and find they have free
presents on their lawn, and some family will be really pissed off when
they wake up to find their stuff missing. When Gorgar arrived, pissed,
they realized that the salami were also stolen, from the store where
Gorgar works. Just Joe had tried to say that the store had been going to
throw them away. That was not the case. TTTP was played. If a bullet
played, Just Joe would have a whole bunch of ketchup containers thrown
at him. But there was a half bullet, so they decided not to do that...
Instead they had him drink a lot of ketchup. Dave got his beat down...
It was supposed to be a death match between Dave and Gorgar, as they
both had yet to participate in any death matches, but Gorgar used his
hard core powers to control Azkath and Just Joe, and make them beat down
Dave. Dave got severely beaten with The Boomstick, by Azkath and Just
Joe, and Azkath did a lot of wrestling moves on him. After all of that,
Gorgar pinned him. Then EVD revived him by pouring water on him. They
tried to give Just Joe a test, to try and teach him right from wrong.
They gave him a bunch of hypothetical situations and asked him if they
were right or wrong. But, well, you know, right and wrong are very hazy,
gray concepts. So Just Joe was able to make a good case for why
something that you would think should be wrong, might actually be
considered right, if looked at in the proper way. Example: Stealing
candy from a small child, right or wrong? He pointed out that you could
actually be doing a good thing for the child by taking the candy,
sparing it rotted teeth, not to mention it's parents the hefty dental
bills, and the child's inevitably ending up as another of this nation's
obese children, adding to the health care crisis with all the medical
bills that result from all the health problems that condition leads to.
Since he was able to talk his way around all the tests, they decided the
only thing that was the answer for Just Joe would have to be electro
shock therapy... The Feature Artist was Bruce Dickinson...
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Others News Update - Dan-O Leaves Band...

DAN-O VOODIE SAYS FAREWELL


DAN-O VOODIE - "HERE IT IS, SAD BUT TRUE... I AM LEAVING THE BAND . I'VE HAD
A FABULOUS {as mark would say} TIME JAMMIN WITH BILL & MARK AND I WILL MISS
THEM DEARLY{maybe they'll let me play a song with them once and a while}. BUT
FEAR NOT FOR I WILL RETURN WITH A NEW BAND SOON BECAUSE I WILL NEVER QUIT
PLAYING {or picking my nose} . SO I SAY THANKS FOR SUPPORTING THE BAND {keep
on supporting them --i will} WHILE I WAS A PART OF IT !! IT'S BEEN REAL IT'S
BEEN FUN BUT -- HEY HO I GOTTA GO !!!"

Dano 10/23/07

band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others


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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 10/23/07

Wow! Long time no plug! Worm Quartet has been on an unexpected
hiatus since GenCon, but I'm back in action now and ready to tell
you about the stupid things I'm doing! I've got shows coming up
in Akron, OH and Rochester, NY, but first:

NEW WORM QUARTET SONG AVAILABLE ON THEFUMP.COM NEWS
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Yeah, dammit! Today's offering from the Funny Music Project is a
new weirdass rant from yours truly!
Go forth to http://www.thefump.com and download it for free, and
bookmark that damned page for brand-new funny music every Tuesday
and Friday!

For my other FuMP offerings, including a couple of exclusive tracks,
check out the Worm Quartet page on The FuMP:
http://www.thefump.com/artist.php?id=3

Oh, and I also recently played piano on a new Luke Ski FuMP called
"Holding Out For Hiro" (a "Holding Out For A Hero" parody based on
the supremely-kickass show "Heroes.") You can check that out here:
http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=117

WORM QUARTET MAKING DUMB NOISES DIRECTLY AT YOU NEWS
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November 8-11th, Akron, OH

** CON ON THE COB **

Comedy Music Extravagasm happening all weekend long, including:

THE GREAT LUKE SKI
SUDDEN DEATH
WORM QUARTET
THE GOTHSICLES
CARRIE DAHLBY
NERDPUNK
THE MINDLESS TRIPOD EXPERIENCE
POSITIVE ATTITUDE (First live performance EVER)
STRATOS
POWER SALAD
TOM SMITH
ERIC COLEMAN
POSSIBLE OSCAR
SEAMONKEY
SOGGY POTATO CHIPS
ROB BALDER

Holiday Inn
4073 Medina Rd
Akron, OH 44333

More info at http://www.cononthecob.com
You do NOT want to miss this one.

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November 30th, Rochester, NY

** NIPPLEPALOOZA III **
(finally!)

with
WORM QUARTET
SUDDEN DEATH
CARLA ULBRICH
ROB BALDER

@ California Brew Haus
402 West Ridge Road
Rochester, NY 14615
(585) 621-1480

More info TBA...start spreading the word to all your
hoodlum friends!!

This is my first Rochester show since friggin' MAY!

OFFSPRING CONTINUATION NEWS
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Happy birthday to my son Steve, who turns a whopping three years
old today! It's also Weird Al's birthday, of course, but he's far
older and I'm far less interested over whether he goes tinkle in
the potty.

NEW WORM QUARTET FAN-MADE FLASH VIDEO NEWS
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Courtesy of D. Dragon, this is a video about rabbits and why they're
so great.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/392934

"STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC" RE-RELEASE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NEWS
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Finally! After being out of print for a longass time, Worm Quartet's
second album, "Stupid Video Game Music," is about to be back in
existence - remastered with a handful of bonus tracks and a bonus
video game for the PC and Mac, as well as new cover art which the
great Luke Ski himself has dubbed "the coolest album cover I have
ever seen."

The expected release date is August 17th - all pre-orders will get
a free extra surprise bonus item!
Check out the kickass new art and pre-order for a mere $9.99 at
http://www.wormquartet.com/wqstuff.htm

There's also have a new "Stalker Pack" available, with all four WQ
CDs and a sticker, for a mere $28.99.

CON ON THE COB BENEFIT COMPILATION CD NEWS
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Earpicac, the Con On The Cob Comedy Music Extravagasm fund-
raiser CD (featuring two Worm Quartet tracks) is still
available at http://www.cononthecob.com/cme.htm for a mere
ten American dollars. Check it out, dammit!

BUY MY WIFE'S FREAKIN' JEWELRY NEWS
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Christmas is coming, people, and if you really think some crappy
piece of assembly-line jewelry from Wal-Mart is gonna get you
some holiday nookie, think again.
Check out my wife's online jewelry store for several unique,
beautiful, and whimsical handmade pieces. She's a metalsmith
(with a degree and everything) and knows what the hell she's doing.

You can find it at http://www.damselflycreations.com
and her nifty non-jewelry stuff's at http://odditease.etsy.com

CUSTOM BUTTON NEWS
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Speaking of my wife's online enterprises, if you need to get custom
1" buttons or 2 1/4" buttons, keychains, bottle openers, magnets, or
pocket mirrors made for your band cheap as store-brand dirt, check
out http://www.buttonslut.com or e-mail hostess@...

ODOR NEWS
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My trusty Speed Stick 24/7 has failed me - it's started wearing
off halfway through the day. Kim thinks this has to do with my
body chemistry changing or some other scientific mumbo-jumbo,
but I think the Speed Stick just didn't want it. A true
deodorant has to have odor-fighting pumping through its very
veins - it needs to wake up every morning and go to sleep every
night thinking of nothing but the nullification of the stench that
comes out of my armpit pores, and fight said stench from its first
application to the last little bit in the container that has the
plastic stick sticking out of it and falls apart when you put it on.
Speed Stick 24/7 just doesn't have the heart. So I'm pleased to
announce I've reconciled with my previous deodorant, the dollar-
store perspiration mitigation product that has been the "fifth
worm" in the WQ for most of my career: Power Stick "Fresh"
(which was briefly sold as "Power Stick XTreme Power Power Fresh,"
and I assure you I'm not making that up.)

That's it out of me - thanks as always for your undying support of
the stupid things I do...I hope to see a whole lot of you soon!

Obeying Bisquick,
-=ShoEboX=-

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*WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*
Check out the offical Worm Quartet page for
WQ news, history, merchandise, and music!
http://www.wormquartet.com
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Concert Listings...

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and The End

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me and Rabid

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder