The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 2, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
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Notes from Azkath

So on The Metallic Onslaught, we will see what the aftermath of EVD's
alien abduction will be...

And on The Last Exit, we will have Angels Beneath Me up to the show, and
it will be our yearly 7 hour show. I had debated doing a Tribute to the
Past Show, and yeah, we're gonna do that. I have a lot of new stuff to
play as well.

Also, check out the new Best of DVD on our Divx Stage 6 site. Also up is
the Acoustic Bonus DVD. The address is above in the opening...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Frizz, The Dooger, Joe, Lance, (the original one), Josh,
President Troll Sir, Heather, Jeffie/Thor, EVD and Foul Mouth Girl. Rick
was absent. It was Jeffie's 1st meeting with Frizz and The Dooger, the
other time that body had been in their presence, Thor had been there.
Thor had liked Frizz and The Dooger, and Jeffie did, too. He wanted to
leave and go party with them when they left after the 1st hour, but they
told him to stay there and make the rest of the MO crew's lives a living
hell (like he doesn't always do that every time he's there!), as they
had heard all the unflattering things that they had been saying about
them every week. The rest of the MO gang told Jeffie to decide whom he
liked better, them, or Frizz and The Dooger. They had him call out Thor,
and told him to go kill Frizz and The Dooger. Thor didn't want to do
that, as he likes them, thinks they're really Viking. He did, however
try to kill some of the MO people. Jeffie Brawled with, and tormented
Lance (who was killed weeks ago by the alien, thus they believe he is
now an alien), Josh, and Joe. Jeffie tried to take Lance away, but he
got away and tried to come back as Lancer. They then asked EVD to take
care of him, but Lance got away. Lance was also able to make Jeffie and
Joe think they were shrinking, and lock the doors of the room so they
couldn't get out. Lance then took over the minds of Joe, Josh, and
Jeffie, under Lance's instructions, took EVD away to their ship. The
show ended as EVD was missing and Lance was back, and when they realized
it they all started screaming...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
one Armageddon Monk, Steve. Although it was Gorgar's birthday show, as
his birthday was this past Thursday, October 25th, Gorgar was not there.
But, a very happy birthday to Gorgar, our favorite dinosaur! TTTP was
played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would get a severe beat down. No
bullet, Dave would get the severe beat down. No bullet. Dave got the
severe beat down. However, he did have a choice in the matter, see how
fair LE is?! He could pick between either getting beaten to
unconsciousness with a big metal sign, or he could pick a case. He
picked the case. But, since they couldn't open the case, he didn't get
whatever was inside the case, which was what he had been lead to believe
would be the case (sorry, forgive the little pun there), but would be
severely beaten with the case. Which, he was. First he was rapped in
plastic wrap, completely, and then he was beaten to a bloody,
unconscious pulp with the case. However, all that beating finally caused
the case to open, apparently Dave's blood was what it needed. When
Azkath opened the box, he said that he had to go beat Dave some more. So
Dave got another severe beating. When questioned about this, Azkath said
that, when he had opened the box, there had been a bright light, and he
heard a voice, telling him he must beat Dave. One added note about
TTTP... During it, something happened which hasn't happened in a long
time... Insane Clown Posse played... Which, for those of you with bad
memories, or who are new to this show, meant that, after that played,
TTTP was stopped long enough for Just Joe to be thrown down the stairs,
and then the TTTP set continued... They had Just Joe open the box. He
also saw the light and heard the voice. The voice told Just Joe to throw
himself down the stairs. he did. Next it was Dave's turn... The box
caused him to start screaming "it needs more blood!" over and over
again, and to bang his head against the box, hard, repeatedly. While
doing this, he fell down the stairs. Just Joe kicked the case down on
top of him, and it hit him in the head. EVD was up next. The box made
him get a bunch of cups, collect Dave's blood (Dave had been bleeding a
lot), in them, and drink it. But, when he had recovered from the trance
the box had put him in, and they told him what he had done, and asked
him how Dave's blood had tasted, EVD was not aware he had done that, and
was totally grossed out and sickened. Then they had EVD and FMG open the
box together. It appeared that Just Joe was going to get a lap dance,
they sat him in a chair and told him to close his eyes. But then they
bound him to the chair with plastic rap, then took him away. EVD tied
him to the back of his car, still plastic rapped to the chair, and they
drove away. They returned without him. Just Joe called to say that they
had driven him downtown and left him there when he broke free, still
shrink wrapped to the chair. He wanted someone to come pick him up. Most
of them said no, but Dave said he would. Dave opened the box again. He
rapped FMG up in the last of the plastic rap and then tried to put her
in his belly. He got severely beaten down, yet again, this time with The
Boomstick, and was temporarily dead. It was almost time for the talk
portion of the night to end. Although the box had proved to be obviously
evil, they decided to open it one last time. And that turned out to be a
HORRIBLE mistake! This time Just Joe and Dave would do the honors... And
then the box caused the most evil thing of all... Both Just Joe and Dave
stripped naked, and began trying to touch anyone they could get their
hands, not to mention other body parts, on... The Feature Artist was
live Alice Cooper from back in the '80's...
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Upcoming Live Shows

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and Elevator Deathsquad

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me, Beyond Worlds End, and Rabid

Wed, Nov 21 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Ayurveda, 12 oz Muzzle, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 28, 2007
Every Saturday at Midnight till 6am Sunday Morning
93.5FM / 105.5FM Ithaca, NY - Also listen online
Metal Director: Carl Schmidt aka Seriah Azkath
Mailing Address: PoBox 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224
Web Page: www.thelastexit.org
WVBR Webpage: www.wvbr.com
(R) = Requested

Background: Horror Movie Madness

Lizzy Borden "Abnormal"
Astral Doors "New Revelation"
Nightwish "Amaranth"
Nevermore "Insignificant"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
Masterlast "On the Line"
Arch Enemy "Rise of the Tyrant"
Sons of Poseidon "Tug of War"
The Vision Bleak "Part II: The Vault of Nephren-Ka"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Motley Crue "Bastard"
Foetus "Mighty Whitey"
My Dying Bride "A Kiss to Remember"
Lycia "November"
Rammstein "Du Hast"
Helloween "I'm Alive"

Helloween "I.M.E."
SOD "Kill Yourself / Milk" (R)
MOD "The Big It"
Abed "The Coming of Soon"
Schoolyard Heroes "Screaming "Theater" in a Crowded Fire"
GWAR "Ham on the Bone / Sick of You"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Dokken "Tooth and Nail"
Insane Clown Posse "Still Stabbin'"
Laaz Rockit "Leatherface"
Near Life Experience "Day of Silver Sun"
Will "Kingdom come"
TNT "USA"

At All Cost "Circle of Demons"
3rd Room "Falling Leaf"
Attake "Fight Makes Right"
Others "Whispering Winds"
Oxymor "Mise en Abime"
Worm Quartet "My Apologies"
Sudden Death "Pillagers"
Rob Balder "Muppet Laboratories"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Possessed "Confessions"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Tears"
Emigrate "My World"
Bloodsimple "Out to Get You"
The Agony Scene "Rapture"
Monster Magnet "Wall of Fire"
The Devil Wears Prada "Goats on a Boat"
Thurisaz "Falling"
Lawnmower Deth "Weebles Wobble but They Don't Fall Down / Seventh Church
of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower" (R)
Exodus "The Garden of Bleeding"
The Great Deceiver "A Myth Retired"
Caliban "Give Me a Reason"
The Angels Whispered Danger "Requiem for Lost Souls"
Phobia "Death to False Punks"
Nuclear Blast All-Stars "Devotion"
Scum of the Earth "Bombshell from Hell"
Nodes of Ranvier "Endless Faith"
Akimbo "You Can Hear the Honey"
Sappy Bell "Still Breathing"
The Agonist "Forget Tomorrow"
Helloween "Halloween"
King Diamond "Halloween"

Feature Artist: Alice Cooper Live