The Last Exit for The Metallic Onslaught Recaps... January 12, 2007
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Recaps by Fire Eater Wizard

On The Metallic Onslaught:

It's the time of the year when everyone tells what they did with their
ponies... So everyone did. What? You never heard of that tradition?
Where have you been?!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

EVD is being punished for his bad behavior, and so was not allowed to do
anything bad to Just Joe, and would have to be nice to him. However, he
could do whatever he wanted to Dave, so Dave received a lot of what EVD
would have liked to do to Just Joe, he got beat down by EVD, and then,
Just Joe, his supposed friend, ganged up on him, too. They put on a play
for Just Joe about the end of the world. There was a fight in the snow,
where everyone brawled, and got thrown in, the snow. In fact, throughout
the night, there was a lot of people getting beat up in the snow. Wet
night... And cold...Since EVD wasn't allowed to touch him, Just Joe did
a lot of things he knew he would hate to provoke him and watch him
suffer from not being able to retaliate. Which, again, wasn't too good
for Dave... ZnoWhite was The Feature Artist...