The Last Exit for The Metallic Onslaught Recaps... January 26, 2007

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Recaps by Fire Eater Wizard

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Frizz and The Dooger were there in the 1st hour, and they played
WINGER!!!! Josh informed us that he is a proud parent, he has now given
birth to Linda Lavin's baby, and it wasn't twins, just a really big kid,
he also said the birthing process hurt a lot. I'll bet! And, wow that
was a fast pregnancy! We didn't even have time to throw him a baby
shower! Jeffie arrived and told everyone that it was time to re-imagine
the show. Old Joe became Young Joe, Troll Joe a hot girl, Josh a Robot,
EVD and Rick Monsters, Lance was back to being human, and Jeffie was,
well, Jeffie. Jeffie then got scared of the monsters, and Rick beat the
hell out of him trying to knock some sense into him...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Just Joe spent part of the week in a Shoggoth's belly, as, indeed, as
his screams last week before he disappeared kind of indicated, one had
caught, and then eaten him. However, Dave successfully accomplished the
mission they gave him to perform last week, and rescued Just Joe from
The Shoggoth's belly. Just Joe was still quite traumatized by his
adventure. So they played him songs all night long about Shoggoths and
The Great Cthulhu, to cheer him up and make him feel better, of course,
and to help him forget, because they are so kind, and so hate to see
anyone in distress. The band Armageddon Monks were there for much of the
night, and played a lot of their songs live and acoustic. That was
awesome. www.armageddonmonks.com is their website where you can find
them. Just Joe spent the night traumatized, and freaking out about
Shoggoths and Cthulhu. So they made sure to mention them as often as
possible. At the end of the night, he was finding imaginary candy and
thinking his body parts were disappearing. Tiamat was The Feature Artist...