The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - February 23, 2008
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
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Notes from Azkath

Tonight, lots of new stuff, we try and find out what has happened to
Dave, and I will talk to Joe about his brain being on Pluto... And for
the feature, rare, very rare, live Motley Crue from 1982... That is a
bit after 5am...


** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Everyone at The Metallic Onslaught took the same pills that EVD took on
The Last Exit For The Lost last week, and so now they are all hippies
like him. So, there was no metal played, none whatsoever, just hours of
hippie music. And, being that they are now all hippies, this of course
meant that there was absolutely no violence, only peace and love, man.
Groovy... PSYCH! Well, partly psych... There was absolutely no metal
played on WEOS this past Friday night, 9:00 PM to 2:00 AM, and there was
indeed hours of hippie music. And no violence. But all of this was
because there was no Metallic Onslaught this week. It was preempted for
one week only for special WEOS programing, a live concert featuring a
bunch of hippie bands... So, join us when we return next week...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

The band Beyond Worlds End was there. Well, 2 of the 5 members were
there. They were interviewed. They told us about their upcoming show,
and 3 of their songs were played. They are a cool band, they rock.
www.myspace.com/beyondworldsend is the website where you can find them,
so go check them out, if you haven't already, and even if you have, do
so some more. :) Because Just Joe had been so distraught last week when
he went 5 years into the future and found out he was going to be The
Great Old Ones Puppet, Azkath told him that he had an idea of something
for him that could stop that from happening. Which he would give to him
if a bullet played during TTTP. No bullet. Just Joe asked for another
TTTP, even though they reminded him that, if they did that now, they
might also do it in future TTTP's when the bullet might be something he
didn't want. Just Joe told them to go ahead with another round anyways.
A bullet. Azkath told Just Joe that, if he had an Elder's sign on him,
that would ward away The Great Old Ones. Using his Ritual Knife, he
carved a large Elder's sign into Just Joe's flesh. There was a hell of a
lot of agonized screaming while that went on, and Just Joe passed out.
They revived him to finish the carving. Then, to guard against infection
(because they are so caring and thoughtful!), they cleansed the carved
flesh... With salt water. More agonized screaming. Try whisky, that
hurts a hell of a lot on open wounds, but it is a good disinfectant. Um,
Just Joe, next time, before you ask to receive something, ya might wanna
think about asking just exactly what it is first, especially when it is
being offered by an evil demon. And also especially when you've now
committed yourself to the concept of double jeopardy TTTP's in exchange
for that something (and he probably would have asked for triple,
quadruple, quintuple (if that's the right term for 5), and well on and
on 'til a bullet played, if one hadn't played the 2nd time). Just a
thought. But at least now your protected. There was also a colossal mess
on the floor, tons of blood, as the sign had been large, and there were
actually 2 of them, a tree on the back, and a star on the front. They
made Just Joe mop up all the blood, it was his mess, after all. But he
kept bleeding more onto the floor as fast as he could mop it up. So they
cauterized the wounds... By burning them. Still more agonized
screaming... They hypnotized Just Joe and sent him 5 years into the
future again to see what would happen to him. He was no longer The Great
Old Ones puppet, or Shoggoth bait... But now the unspeakable monsters,
The Mi-Go, had sucked out his brain (which must have been extremely hard
for him to do, seeing how little there is to work with), and shipped it,
(the brain) to the planet Pluto. When Just Joe learned this he became
very distraught again, and we heard that word "unspeakable" an
unspeakable amount of times, again. Don't worry Just Joe, I'm sure The
Evil Demon Azkath will come up with a solution for this problem of
yours! He fixed The Shoggoths, and The Great Old Ones puppet problems
for you didn't he? I'm sure he'll fix this one for you, too! So you can
look forward to that! Old, Classic Megadeath was The Feature Artist...

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Live Upcoming Shows

Fri, Feb 29 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Beneath The Massacre, See You Next Tuesday, Born of Osirus, The Tony
Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Another One Down, The Sirens and The
Sailors, and Ultra Ultra Mega

Fri, Feb 29 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Stemm, Ayruveda, and New Animal

Sun, March 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Wednesday 13, Creature Feature, The AKA's, Anti-Product, Zadoc and The
Nightmare, and The Jane Evil Band

Monday March 10 - Main St Armory, Rochester
Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Bullet For My Valentine

Fri, March 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Emmure and Endwell

Sat, March 15 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Impending Doom and xDeath Starx

Mon, Mar 17 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Soilwork

Thurs, March 27 – The Bug Jar, Rochester
Today is the Day, Psyopus, Mouth of the Architect

Fri, March 28 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Unearth, As Blood Runs Black, Bury Your Dead, Destro, and My Children My
Bride

Thurs, April 3 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Into Eternity

Thurs, April 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The Classic Struggle, The Breathing Process, The World We Knew

Sat, April 26 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Chiodos, Protest the Hero, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and The Color Fred

Mon, April 28 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Emmure, On Broken Wings, Ligeia, Recon, After The Burial, Red I Flight,
Burn This City, and Tough Times

Fri, May 9 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Gwen Stacy, The Devil Wears Prada, and
White Chapel

Mon, May 12 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
As I Lay Dying, Evergreen Terrace, August Burns Red, and Misery Signals

Mon, July 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Suffocation