The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 1, 2008
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
** Veoh: www.veoh.com/users/Azkath
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Notes from Azkath

So, as of this week, Stage 6 is Dead. However, in it's absence, I have
discovered Veoh. It has some pros and cons, but importantly, full
length, unedited videos can be put up in high quality, and you can
download them. It seems to be the heir apparent to Stage 6, so right now
I will link my profile, which has all the channels and videos on it, so
you can subscribe if you wish... www.veoh.com/users/Azkath

Tonight on The Last Exit... Lots of new music, lots of old music, Dave
is still missing, and um, well, who knows what else is up. Sabbat will
be the feature artist at 5am...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Because Just Joe was still upset that, 5 years in the future, The Mi-Go
are going to remove his teeny tiny brain from his body and send it to
Pluto, Azkath told him he would negotiate with them for him, see if
something could be worked out. When he returned from doing that, he told
Just Joe that he might not have to wait 5 years after all. That none of
us would... It seems that that which is unspeakable prefers to remain
unspeakable, and, thus, were really pissed off that they were being
spoken about and to. So, now they were outside waiting to take all our
brains. Which meant no one could leave, they were trapped in the
station. After a while of this, Azkath told Just Joe he had fixed
everything, and Just Joe could now go outside, it would be fine. Just
Joe went. Azkath told EVD that, well, everything would be fine for the
rest of them, but not for Just Joe. He had sacrificed Just Joe to the
Mi-Go, telling them they could take Just Joe now, if they would let the
rest of them go. He figured this was all Just Joe's fault anyways, for
all his complaining about his futures and their trying to change it for
him, and now look where that had gotten them! However, the plan didn't
work. Just Joe didn't get taken. He just kept running around in circles,
screaming his head off. Which meant they were all still trapped and not
able to leave, which they blamed entirely on Just Joe. If he would have
accepted his future fate like a brave good boy and not done all that
whining, but NOOOO!!!! I mean, really. Ya big baby! The Feature Artist,
was live classic Motley Crue... And, because I've been speaking of the
unspeakable here, so I could recap for you... Well, now the Mi-Go are
pissed off at me, apparently, and I am trapped in here. THANKS A LOT
LAST EXIT!!!! I was just trying to faithfully recap, but they don't see
it that way, they just see that I'm speaking of them.
HHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Well, if my brain isn't
removed (what little of it there is, that is) and on the planet Pluto...
See you all next week... SOMEBODDDDYYYYY!!!! HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!
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Sun, March 2 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
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Monday March 10 - Main St Armory, Rochester
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Fri, March 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Emmure and Endwell

Sat, March 15 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
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Thurs, March 27 – The Bug Jar, Rochester
Today is the Day, Psyopus, Mouth of the Architect

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