The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 5, 2008
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Notes from Azkath

So tonight on The Last Exit, since he was whining about it at the end of
the show last week, will be EVD appreciation night. AND, maybe, just
maybe, we will have a very special guest who has NEVER made an
appearance on the show before...
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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 03/23/08

Holy crap! Where the hell have I been?!?!?

I have been severely lax in sending out these stupid updates,
so those of you who get your WQ information only from these
e-mails probably think I broke up! I totally didn't! I've got
shows coming up and everything, including my first ever show in
Memphis, TN!

I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN NEWS
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Upcoming Worm Quartet rockage:

April 18-20 - Troy, MI

PENGUICON

Musical guests include:
WORM QUARTET
ROB BALDER
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
FRANK HAYES
TOM SMITH

@ Troy Hilton
5500 Crooks Rd
Troy, MI 48098

Registration and more info at http://www.penguicon.org

Hoping to have announcements soon for more stuff soon in Chicago,
Indianapolis, Rochester, and wherever the hell else.

MARSCON KICKED UNHOLY ASS AND I CAN PROVE IT NEWS
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This year's MarsCon in lovely Minneapolis, MN (exactly where
everyone wants to travel in March) was a veritable orgy of funny
music and mayhem. Alchav (of Soggy Potato Chips fame) and his
lovely s.o. Kristi were nice enough to post my performance of
"What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" to YouTube,
featuring probably the best audience I've ever had for that song.
Check it out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loH_LhDYASE

SHOEBOX INTERVIEWED ON THE AWFUL SHOW NEWS
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I should really get more sleep before I let people interview me. But if
you want to hear a sleep-deprived me ranting about various
crap, check out:
http://www.thamike.com/awfulshow/?page=episode90.html

WORM QUARTET FINALLY FRIGGIN' COMING TO ITUNES NEWS
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I personally refuse to acknowledge any Apple product newer than the
IIC computer, but apparently some of you people embrace the sins
of newer technology. So to make you happy, Worm Quartet's catalog
will soon FINALLY be available on iTunes. More updates on this
coming soon.

"I'M GONNA PROCREATE" ON DR. DEMENTO THIS WEEKEND NEWS
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What better way to celebrate the resurrection of Christ than with
the edited radio broadcast of a song graphically describing my
intent to propogate the species?
....

Well, Dr. Demento thought it was a good idea this weekend, and he's
DR. EFFING DEMENTO. Who the hell are YOU?!?

Can't find the Dr. Demento Show? See http://dmdb.org/stations.html
for a list of known stations that carry it. The good Dr. also offers
his shows in streaming form at http://www.drdemento.com - where you
can also make online requests, including requests for Worm Quartet,
if you are so inclined.

"STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC" RE-RELEASE STILL AVAILABLE NEWS
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Finally! After being out of print for a longass time, Worm Quartet's
second album, "Stupid Video Game Music," is back in existence -
remastered with a handful of bonus tracks and a bonus video game for
the PC and Mac, as well as new cover art which the great Luke Ski
himself has dubbed "the coolest album cover I have ever seen."

Check out the kickass new art and order for a mere $9.99 at
http://www.wormquartet.com/wqstuff.htm

There's also a "Stalker Pack" available, with all four WQ CDs and
a sticker, for a mere $28.99.

MY WIFE'S JEWELRY STORE IS MOVING NEWS
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Kim's glorious online store, featuring handmade jewelry and other
assorted things, is changing its name and moving to a new location.

There's currently a bunch of stuff on sale at her old site,
http://www.damselflycreations.com

And new stuff is starting to pop up at her new site:
http://www.cristomatic.com
plus, her nifty non-jewelry stuff's at http://odditease.etsy.com

CUSTOM BUTTON NEWS
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Speaking of my wife's online enterprises, if you need to get custom
1" buttons or 2 1/4" buttons, keychains, bottle openers, magnets, or
pocket mirrors made for your band cheap as store-brand dirt, check
out http://www.buttonslut.com

(The website hasn't been updated in a while and doesn't have the
2 1/4" products yet - e-mail hostess@... for details)

ODOR NEWS
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I smell like a cultivation of the various activities I've engaged in
in the three months since last time I sent one of these updates, only
mostly today-related stuff (cheetos from my son's fingers on my shirt,
apple pie, and sap from a bush I rubbed up against when hiding eggs
this morning.)

That's it for now, dammit. I'll try to get off my lazy ass and send
these updates more often. Thanks as always for supporting my stuff!

Seldom confused for mayonnaise,
-=ShoEboX=-

P.S. THE MEATMEN ARE TOURING AGAIN!!!!!!!

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WQ news, history, merchandise, and music!
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: March 31, 2008
(R) = Requested

Cerebral Fix "Unity for Who / Enter the Turmoil"
Dio "Rock & Roll Children Medley; Long Live Rock and Roll and Man on the
Silver Mountain"
Sacred Reich "Administrative Decisions"
Tarja "I Walk Alone"
Belphegor "Bondage Goat Zombie"
Hemlock "Bugs"
Eluveitie "Slanias Song"
Origin "Wrath of Vishnu"
Dominici "March Into Hell"
Armageddon Monks "City Limits"
Oxymor "Fureur Interieure - Domestic Fury"
Hot Waffles "Living on a Roll and a Prayer"
Allen-Lande "The Revenge"
In Flames "Sober and Irrelevant"
Thirty Round Clip "The Mask"
Envol "Contagious"
The Sword "To Take the Black"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"
Wykked Wytch "Memories of a Dying Whore"
Cataract "Choke Down"
Ministry "Space Truckin'"
A New Dawn "Veil of Charity"
Demolition Hammer "Crippling Velocity"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Sacred Reich "Let's Have a War"
Destruction "Whiplash"
Warlord "Child of the Damned"
NOFX "Electricity"
Vintersorg "A Dialogue with the Stars"

Iron Steel "Goth Girl"
Vio-Lence "Serial Killer"
Iron Maiden "The Number of the Beast" (R)
Lamb of God "Laid to Rest" (R)
Korpiklanni "Suden Jioku"
Robert Lund "I Can't Find My Penis"
Dismember "Europa Burns"
Arson Anthem "Hammer Them Out"
Black Tide "Warriors of Time"
Primal Fear "Too Much Time"
Arson Anthem "Cops Shoot Coke"
Cavalera Conspiracy "Ultra-Violent"
Kix "Blow My Fuse - Live"
Isis "Not in Rivers, but in Drops"
Arsis "Shattering the Spell"
Le Mans "Dying for Fun"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
Polyethylene "The Weather and Driving"
Jorn "Gonna Find the Sun"
GWAR "Biledriver" (R)
Dream Theater "Lie"
Varga "Greed"
Nocturnus "Droid Sector"
Murphy's Law "Cavity Creeps"
Harter Attack "Let the Sleeping Dogs Die"
Big Hair "Toony Lune"
Something About Vampires and Sluts "Hump Your Leg"
Firewind "Head Up High"
Sabaton "Metal Crue"
Worm Quartet "The Rabbit Song / Spatula - Live" (R)
Zimmers Hole "The Vowel Song"
Isole "Imprisoned in Sorrow"
Sahg "Pyromancer"
Benedictum "Shell Shock"
Holy Moses "Current of Death" (R)
Leave's Eyes "Ocean's Way" (R)
Battlelore "Attack of the Orcs"
If Man is Five "Transgressions"
A New Dawn "Ascension"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Heroines"
Master "America the Pitiful"
Cancer "Die Die"