The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - April 26, 2008
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Notes from Azkath

Tonight on The Last Exit... The world will come to an end. Don't miss
it! Oh, and we have LOTS of new music to play... Also, there is now a
password for the chat room, which can be found on the website where you
click on the chat. This is to hopefully stop the hackers who were
attacking various chatzy chatrooms. We'll see if it works...
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Recap from FEW

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There was obviously something wrong with Just Joe's brain (I know,
you're thinking, how could you tell, something wrong with the brain is
normal for him, but this was different). He couldn't remember the prior
weeks LE, and kept forgetting what had gone on on this one as soon as it
happened. They concluded that the brain sucker, last week, must have
done something to cause this, taken something out or something. They had
Just Joe try several thinking exercises, hoping to fix it, but these
failed (well of course they did! Anything involving Just Joe and
thinking is bound to fail right there!). They told him he could fix what
was wrong (even though he never realized anything was wrong, thinking he
was fine), but that he could fix it anyways by going outside and
summoning a UFO, so to go do that, and not to come back until he had.
Just Joe came back saying he had gotten them a UFO and told the UFO they
wanted to talk with them. They said they had said no such thing, and
that they weren't going to talk to any UFO. They also told Just Joe the
UFO would probably be really pissed off at him for wasting their time.
They fixed Just Joe by playing The Great Luke Ski's song "Chainsaw
Juggler". He could then recall all he had forgotten. They told Just Joe
he could get revenge on EVD for all he's done to him by thumb wrestling
him. Just Joe lost, most likely because EVD first blew his nose in the
hand he was going to wrestle with, and then informed Just Joe that he
had just used that hand to masturbate. A shocked and disgusted Just Joe
thus lost. They then told Just Joe he could get revenge on Gorgar by
fighting him outside, that this would surely work, as Gorgar was already
injured. But they had set Just Joe up, telling Gorgar to find some deer,
and then, when Just Joe went to fight him, he would throw him to the
deer. They heard a lot of screaming outside. Finally, Just Joe came back
inside, but Gorgar was nowhere to be seen. They asked Just Joe where
Gorgar was. He said the deer had taken him. EVD was sent to go look for
Gorgar, he didn't really want to, being lazy, and selfish, and uncaring,
but, eventually, he went. He had no luck, no Gorgar. They told Just Joe
they didn't believe him about deer taking Gorgar. Just Joe stuck to that
story. Just Joe went back outside, and came in with a bunch of stuff.
Keys, which appeared to be Gorgar's, a wallet, which also appeared to be
Gorgar's, what seemed to be part of an antler. He pointed out to them
that these things were covered in fur. And, he had found one other
thing, he said he had no idea what it was. When everyone else looked at
it, they seemed not to like it much, telling him it belonged outside,
and none of them would touch it. They told him to put it back outside,
but he said he was keeping it there 'til he figured out what it was.
Everyone else seemed very uncomfortable having it near, and wanted it
gone. End of show, no Gorgar, no idea what happened to him (if deer
didn't take him, still possible, but, if not, maybe the pissed off UFO
did), and Just Joe still with the thing he had found, which they ordered
him to put back outside. Which he apparently did, though maybe in EVD's
car. And, just what was this thing? Why it was a hmmunmhmmthph, of course!