The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - May 2, 2008
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
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Notes from Azkath

Today. Metallic Onslaught. No Pants Day. www.NoPantsDay.com. Need I say
more?

And on The Last Exit, I believe that Check Engine may be up to the show.
We shall see...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

Jeffie said he was upset that there are so many things he's not allowed
to say on the air. He said he was going to read a list of all the things
you're not allowed to say on the air, because he thought the people
needed to be educated on, and had a right to know, all the things
they're not allowed to hear... He said it would take a long time, as the
list was really long... He began to read, and, as soon as he started,
music started playing. The set ended just after he said the last thing.
But, Jeffie believed it had all been on air, only with the music in the
background. They washed out his mouth with soap for saying all those
things. He liked that, though, of course he did, he drinks bleach
regularly, remember? Anyone who does that, would enjoy having their
mouth washed out with soap! Normally, Rick would have been on his yearly
trip to the woods to dance around naked with a bunch of guys, while they
were all really drunk and peeing on each other (err, I mean, his yearly
camping trip with his brother and friends). But, for some reason, he
didn't go this year, so I guess I can't make all those camping jokes
about "pitching tents", "putting their tools into holes", "pounding and
banging lots of wood", and, "eating and sharing each others weeners"
this year. Ah well, maybe next year. Rick did say, though, that he will
be absent next week, not to go to the woods for all that activity... But
to attend a concert. Jeffie said that next weeks MO would be the
biggest, best, most important, most exciting MO EVER!!!! And that anyone
who missed it would regret it for the rest of their lives! Of course,
anyone who doesn't miss it, will probably regret it for the rest of
their lives, but, you know, in a good sorta way, the best sorta way! So,
tune in next week! Or you'll be sorry!!!! So very sorry!!!!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

The world was going to end at 4:30, during this LE. So the night was
kind of a preparation for that. Due to the results of TTTP, EVD and Dave
shaved Just Joe, all over aside from his head. Just before 4:30, we
counted down the final seconds of the world. When we reached 1, Just
Joe, Gorgar, and Dave ran outside, yelling and running around. As people
began to realize that, either they were still alive, or else the
afterlife is absolutely indistinguishable from our lives, which would
really suck, Azkath suddenly remembered to say that a world had ended,
but not this one. Not yet. This one still has a little more than four
and a half years left, so remember that, if there's anything you want to
accomplish before you croak. No, the world that had just ended is in the
Andromeda Galaxy, it's called Splorph, and it is, I mean, was, home to
some very nice, innocent, unfortunate plants, who have now all perished.
Awww, poor plants. :( they probably deserve to be alive much more than
we do. Dave and Just Joe came in, yelling and crying that they were now
ghosts. Gorgar was missing. They were told they were not, that it hadn't
been their world that had ended, but being really dumb, they couldn't
grasp this, insisting they were dead, they were ghosts. Smacking them,
to show them that they could still feel pain, and having them drink, to
show them that they still could do that, still didn't convince them.
They did manage to convince Joe though, that the ghost of every spider
he ever killed was now on the same plane of existence that he was. It
went badly in his head from there. So, everyone, let us all take some
time to remember the fate of the nice, poor plants of Splorph. Remember,
their fate will be ours in four and a half years...

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Concerts

Saturday, June 14 - The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death Angel, God Forbid, Soilent Green, and Light this City

Wed, May 7 – Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Aiden, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, and Schoolyard Heroes

Wed, May 7 – The Chance, Poughkeepsie
Nightwish and Sonic Syndicate

Fri, May 9 – The Haunt, Ithaca
12oz Muzzle, Try.Fail.Repeat, and Check Engine

Fri May 9 – Montage Music Hall, Rochester
Stephen Pearcy of Ratt!

Fri, May 9 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Gwen Stacy, The Devil Wears Prada, and
White Chapel

Mon, May 12 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
As I Lay Dying, Evergreen Terrace, August Burns Red, and Misery Signals

Sat, May 17 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Origin, Dying Fetus, Sworn Enemy, and Thy Will Be Done

Fri, May 23 – The Haunt, Ithaca
The Last Exit for the Lost Presents
Angels Beneath Me, Scarcophagus, Others, and The Lewdness

Sat, May 31 – Castaways, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Vol VII DVD Release Show
Armageddon Monks, and more…

Tues, June 3 – Skate-o-Rama, Utica
I Wrestled a Bear Once

Sun, June 22 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Hanzul Und Gretyl and The Living Dead

Saturday June 28 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Bella Morte and 16 Volt

Sunday, June 29 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Type “O” Negative, Hatebreed, and 3 Inches of Blood

Mon, July 14 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Suffocation and Gods Fallen

July 18-20 – The Skyview Drag Strip, Tioga Center
TMT Metalfest – 45 Bands
Myspace.com/tmtmetalfest

August 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Rockstar Mayhem Fest w/ Slipknot, Black Tide, Airbourne, Suicide
Silence, Underoath, Mastodon, DragonForce, Walls Of Jericho, etc.
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: April 27, 2008
(R) = Requested

Background: Beautiful Noise (The Apocalypse)

Sabaton "Metal Crue"
Eluveitie "Slantas Song"
Apocalyptica "Worlds Collide"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Firelord Ulrich [Remix By Dada Yakuza]"
Opeth "Porcelain Heart"
Belphegor "Armageddon's Raid"
Tripping Horse "Frightened Out of Heaven"
Leatherwolf "Rule the Night"
Keel "Princess of Illusion"
Motley Crue "Saints of Los Angeles"
Born in Winter "Prelude to Nothing"
Children of Bodom "Smile Pretty for the Devil"
Bloodbath "Mouth of Empty Praise"
Dream Theater "Constant Motion - Live"
Tom Smith "I Had a Shoggoth"
Hail of Bullets "The Lake Ladoga Massacre"
Overkill "Thanks for Nothing - Live"
Arch Enemy "Nemesis - Live"
Benedictum "Seasons of Tragedy"
Crimson Glory "Dream Dancer"
Candlemass "Mirror, Mirror"
Holy Moses "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
McKenna/Malisque "The Sun in the Capstone"
Inner Surge "Limb from Limb"
The Great Luke Ski "The Chainsaw Juggler"
Infernophonic "Karmakaze"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Corey Feldman Holocaust"
FDisk "Kernel Panic"
Wednesday 13 "With Friends Like These..."

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Kreator "Europe After the Rain"
Kiss "Calling Dr. Love"
Virgin Steele "Great Sword of Flame"
Blood for Blood "My Jesus Mercy"
One Step Beyond "Wasted"
Iron Maiden "The Trooper"
Scatterbrain "Don't Call Me Dude"
Europe "Superstitious"

Planet Cock "Sex Song"
Heathen "Breaking the Silence"
Shok Paris "Steel and Starlight"
Kryptos "Tower of Illusions"
Sabaton "Back in Control"
Seventh Seal "Broken Soul"
Doro "All We Are"
Isis "Holy Tears"
Dark Fortress "The Unflesh"
Testament "The Formation of Damnation"
Century "Black Ocean"
Dominici "Hell on Earth"
Motorhead "Nightmare / The Dreamtime"
A New Dawn "Ascension"
Aletheian "Out from the Shadows"
Hot Buttered Anal "Flaming Robots"
Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap - Unclogged"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Tastes Like Kevin Bacon"
Sudden Death "Bacon 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Children "Death Tribe"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Porcelain Judas"
Cavalera Conspiracy "The Doom of All Fires"
Drop Clutch "Get Up"
Struggle Within "When It All Goes Down"
Mahavatar "Cult"
I "The Storm I Ride"
Origin "The Beyond Within"
The God Machine "Seven"