The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 29, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

Tonight on The Last Exit, well, I believe it will be the first ever
LEmy's, where we give out some awards. And we really should follow up on
what that phone call from the future was all about last week. The
feature artist at 5am will be Vicious Rumors...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

It was the Christmas Show, lots of Christmas metal and comedy Christmas
songs along with regular metal. Santa was there, making his yearly
visit, and there was an elf. Santa's hat was what was in Jeffie's pants.
then a phone, and a boot. Jeffie had everyone pose for sexy Christmas
pictures. He played his version of a Christmas song on the bongos. And,
of course, what would Christmas be without lots of brawling...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

It was The 5th Pre Anniversary End Of The World Show. In addition to the
regular hosts and co-hosts, Gorgar, Rub Mc'Groin, Chris from the band
Castle Bravo, and, Handy, The Hand Puppet Of Doom were there. Apparently
Handy is rotting and falling apart, as he kept talking about how many
new holes he has in him. Dave kept lifting his shirt and showing
everyone his fat belly and huge nipples. In the spirit of the holiday
season, they had a festive crown of thorns, actually made of red barbed
wire, but a festive holiday symbol nonetheless. Because of the way TTTP
turned out, Dave got the honor and privilege of wearing it. EVD snapped
due to the run of bad luck he's been having, and because he didn't like
his Christmas present, a Rob Zombie CD. He kidnapped Dave, held him
hostage and threatened to do horrible things to him. When no one seemed
to care if they got the hostage back, EVD and Dave took over the show.
When Dave played Rob Zombie, EVD killed him. Using a spell from The
Necronomicon, Rub resurrected him. However, he was resurrected as Santa
Claus, (complete with the ho ho ho's (so sorry to all girls for the use
of the word "ho", but in this case it refers to Santa's laugh, not
whores) and a loud bell which he wouldn't stop ringing), and so got
killed again. Or at least they tried, but Santa doesn't die, so everyone
beat the crap out of him, and then nailed him to a cross. Gorgar took
great pleasure in nailing Santa to the cross, as he became enraged when
he recalled that Santa has deer, 9 of them. The proper use of The
Necronomicon brought the real Dave back. Just Joe got thrown down the
stairs, and trapped down there when the barbed wire was strung across
the bottom of the stairs. Good thing for him it's winter time, and so no
spiders, this should be remembered for when it is warm weather and there
will be spiders down there. Wait... Isn't that mixing up the holidays??
Crown of thorns? Nailing to a cross? Resurrection? Don't those go with
Easter, not Christmas?? Oh well, who knows? This is an evil, metal show,
so what do we know about these holidays?? So I'm probably wrong anyways.
And, in the spirit of the holiday season, there were lots more beat
downs for Just Joe, Dave, and EVD. There was lots of seasonal music
played, Christmas metal, Christmas black metal, comedy Christmas songs.
And, for the background music, the most evil thing of all, The
Teletubbies, as this is a truly evil show. Just Joe got a call from
himself from the future, telling him how to stop the end of the world,
but he lost himself before he got that message, so it is still slated
for 5 years from now. All he got is darkness, no sun, and old ones. Oh,
and unspeakable horror and pain. The Feature Artist for this 5th Pre
Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The World Show was Bathory. So,
everyone, enjoy your life, remember there is, at most, 5 years left in
it. Of course, you could always meet your demise in some unexpected,
horrible, slow and painful way before the scheduled end of the world in
2012, so, you may not even have that much time left in it. One never
knows, does one? HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! :)

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 22, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

Pictures from last night's Metallic Onslaught Xmas Show are already up
on the page...

As for tonight, well, tonight is the Last Exit's 5th Pre-Anniversary End
of the World Show. You have been warned. Now listen and see why...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

It was a night of steroid use. Joe and Jeffie used a lot of them. Jeffie
became a character who talked hip hop. He hugged everyone when Just
Joe's Hugging Music played. There was much brawling...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

Due to inclement weather, it was a pre recorded show, featuring Best Of
clips from various past Pre Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The
World Shows, as the 5th Anniversary one will be next week. The Feature
Artist was Detante and Fear Of God, to mark the 11th anniversary of both
those bands's vocalist, Dawn Crosby's death, and it also featured an
interview that The Demon Azkath conducted with her, back in '94, also
the year he became the host of this show, and it became The Last Exit
For The Lost...
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Playlist for The Last Exit... December 16, 2007

Fear of God "All That Remains"
Detente "Holy War"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Overpopulation Annihilation"
Attake "Vitreoleuse"
Oxymor "Mise en Abime"
Jarboe "Found"
Shard Villa "Ancient Geometry"
Kreator "Take Their Lives"
Dark Angel "Perish in Flames"
Laaz Rockit "Euroshima"
Sabbat "How Have the Mighty Fallen"
Sacred Reich "Ignorance"
Sacrifice "Re-Animator"
Schoolyard Heroes "Children of the Night"
Spektr "Whatever the Case May Be"
Fluttr Effect "Hollywood is Porn"
Check Engine "Callous"
Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap - Unclogged"
Space Farm 2600 "Definition of Insanity"
Loki the Grump "Your War (Live)"
Black Casket "Black Blood"
Wolfpack Unleashed "To Challenge Death"
Detente "Widow's Walk"
Desultory "Life Shatters"
Dangerous Toys "Scared"
Death "Lack of Comprehension"
Sodom "Christ Passion"
Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"
The Witching "Let Us Drown"
Entombed "Stranger Aeons"
Bolt Thrower "Cenotaph"
Hades "The Cross"
Seven Witches "Science"
Divinty Destroyed "Death or Glory"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Another Way"
Titanium Black "Cracks of Light"
Sudden Death "The Christmas Season"
Fall of Leafe "Lectured by the Demon of Dream"
Fjorgyn "Requiem"
Laibach "War"
Michael Monroe "Just Because You're Paranoid"
Fear of God "Drift"
Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains"
Psyche Corporation "Part of Her Design"
Zno White "War Machine"
Grim Reaper "All Hell Let Loose"
Galactic Cowboys "Speak to Me"
Vintersorg "A Dialogue with the Stars"
Shok Paris "go Down Fighting"
Agent Steel "Still Searching"
Alice Cooper "Pick up the Bones"
Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Blind Illusion "Blood Shower"
Primus "Mr. Krinkle"
WASP "The Horror"

Feature: Dawn Crosby
Detente "Losers / Russian Roulette"
Fear of God "Betrayed"
Detente "Shattered Illusions / Coming Down"
Fear of God "Love's Death / Diseased / Cloud Chamber"
Detente "It's Your Fate"
Fear of God "Will of Evil"
Detente "Widow's Walk - Metal Massacre Version"
Fear of God "Beyond the Veil"
Detente "Vulutres in the Sky"
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Show Listings...

Friday, December 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Check Engine and Ruination

Saturday, December 29 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Vince Neil

Saturday, December 29 – The Amp, Elmira
King Snyder (Free Show)

Saturday, January 19 – The Bug Jar, Rochester
Attake, Bludwulf, and Nunslaughter

Saturday, January 19 – The Mohawk Theater, Buffalo
Schoolyard Heroes

Tuesday February 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Exodus, Goatwhore, Warbringer, and Arsis

Thursday February 7 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Rotting Christ, Immolation, Belphegor, and Averse Sefira

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 14, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

Tonight on The Onslaught, Frizz and Dooger start things off in their
Glammy way, and then, who knows what hell may be unleashed...

And tomorrow's Last Exit will be a pre-recorded show due to the massive
double storm that will be coming in Saturday night. There will be lots
of cool stuff on it though, including clips from past Pre-Anniversary
End of the World Shows, the next of which is next week. And the feature
is the late Dawn Crosby, who died on the 15th of December 1996. There
will be interview clips in the last hour of an interview I did with her
back in 1994, as well as plenty of music, including some rare stuff.
Want to know more, this page is pretty cool; fear-of-god.com/index.html

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lance, Josh, and Jeffie. Jeffie and Joe brawled.
Josh and Jeffie brawled, and Josh beat down Jeffie with a phone book
(there's an interesting weapon, I guess maybe it could give your
opponent paper cuts, and I think Jeffie actually wound up getting 1 or 2
paper cuts on his eyeballs), and shoved it into his mouth, apparently
trying to shove it down his throat and smother him with it. We send out
happy birthday wishes to 4 of the MO crew, who all celebrated birthdays
this past week... As you know if you listened to The Last Exit For The
Lost last weekend (which you better have, if not go listen to it in the
archive section of the web site immediately!), it was EVD's birthday (he
turned some enormous age, so enormous, we're not sure just how many
years it is) on Tuesday, December 4th. And, it so happens that that very
same date is also Lance's and Josh's birthday, what an interesting
coincidence! A very happy birthday to all 3 of them! And also, Rick's
birthday was Saturday, December 8th, (which meant that the 1st 2 hours
of it coincided with the last 2 hours of this weeks MO). So, a very
happy birthday to Rick! A very happy birthday to all 4 of you guys! Wow,
that's a lot of birthday smacks! EVD's age alone would take forever! And
then 3 more people to go as well! All of that will take all week!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, and Crow
from the band The Pushrods. Crow brought a brand new Pushrods's
Christmas song to be played entitled "XXX-mas Sucks". It was very funny
and rocked. www.pushrodsrock.com and www.myspace.com/pushrodsrock are
their web sites. Crow updated us on what's been going on with The
Pushrods. EVD's bad luck from last week, (when whatever suffering he
tried to inflict on Just Joe, wound up happening to him and leaving Just
Joe untouched) was apparently still in force. If a bullet played during
TTTP (and it did), EVD was supposed to electrocute Just Joe with his car
battery. Only EVD got electrocuted with the battery and Just Joe
remained totally unscathed. No one understood how that could happen, but
it did. A second TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would get
smacked repeatedly with the cane by Crow. If no bullet, then Crow would
smack Dave with the cane. No bullet. But, since Dave wasn't there, Just
Joe had to stand in for him, and so got several smacks with the cane.
EVD took the cane... And managed to break a window falling into it. But,
the cane was now covered in glass, so that was cool. Just Joe and Crow
had a death match. Crow beat the crap out of Just Joe with The
Boomstick. But EVD's bad luck held, as during Crow and Just Joe's death
match, EVD got knocked down the stairs. Then Azkath threw Just Joe into
a box of broken glass (remember? The broken window? The glass from that
had been put into a box), allowing Crow to win. Then, he threw EVD into
the box of glass and then threw Just Joe into the box on top of EVD. So,
I guess, you could kinda say, if you wanted to be kind, that Just Joe
sorta pinned EVD in a box of broken glass. So, another bad night for
EVD. But, unlike last week, which turned out very well for Just Joe,
this night didn't turn out quite as well for Just Joe. But quite well
for Crow. The Feature Artist was rare, live, Quiet Riot, from the late
'80's. This was in fulfillment of a listener's, (Randy's, you should get
credit for your idea, so I'll name you here) request that something be
done in honor of Quiet Riot's lead singer, Kevin DuBrow, who passed away
this week. LE always does it's best to honor listener's requests, and
Randy's was a good idea, so... There you go, Randy, and thanks for your
suggestion...
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: December 9, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Ryr "118: The Hidden Sword"

Galactic Cowboys "Space in your Face / You Make Me Smile"
Schoolyard Heroes "Cemetery Girls"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Tears"
Oxymor "Le Demon Des Mots"
The Pushrods "Xmas Sucks"
Wolfpack Unleashed "To Challenge Death"
(god-rot) "They Just Started Cutting"
Virgin Steele "Through the Ring of Fire"
Distorted "Redemption"
The Pushrods "Dead Girl"
Cootie Shot "Clay Pigeons - Live"
Ramallah "Drink the Cool Aid"
Disillusion "The Hole We are In"
Manes "I Watch You Fall"
Pulling Teeth "Dead is Dead"
Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains - Live"
Whiplash "The Burning of Atlanta"
Rogue Male "All Over You"
Shipwreck "Beached"
ThisMeansYou "Fistful"
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Primordial "Empire Falls"
Mastermind "Break Me Down"
Divinity Destroyed "Indigo"
Attake "Fight Makes Right"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Sentinel Beast "Sentinel Beast"
WASP "Cries in the Night"
Kreator "Chosen Few"
King Diamond "Black Horseman"
T-Ride "I Hunger"

Carla Ulbrich "I Have to Kill You Now"
Iced Earth "Ten Thousand Strong"
Mortification "Scrolls of the Megilloth"
Warlock "Fight for Rock"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Shotgun Messiah "SexDrugsRockn'Roll"
Dark Moor "Maid of Orleans"
Overkill "Black Line"
Strapping Young Lad "Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)"
Pretty Suicide "I Want It All"

The Murderdolls "She was a Teenage Zombie" (R)
Shard Villa "Time Now"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Elmo's Last Laugh"
Excrementory Grindfuckers "Intro / Sie sind Sieder Da / Nicht Schon
Wieder / Nein, Kein Grindcore"
Raymond and Scum "Does This Make Me Gay?"
The Pushrods "Xmas Sucks"
Seven Percent Mind Usage "Selfish"
Xenlith "Desolated Spirits"
Seven Witches "Worship"
Break of Reality "Parabolic Cosmos"
Sudden Death "CGI"
Polyethylene "In Spite of You"
Albert Christmas Squirrel "School Bus"
Worm Quartet "My Apologies"
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
3rd Room "In My Room"
Hallows Eve "Hallows Eve"
Hitman "Metal Sport"
Hydra Vein "Rather Death than False of Faith"
Incubus "Serpent Temptation"
Milk Toast "Ball of Hate"
Indestructible Noise Command "Just What I Needed / Candy-O"

Feature - Quiet Riot Live

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 8, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath
Fun tonight, not sure what kind, but isn't it always?  Tune in...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Rick, Josh. Yes, those 2 love birds were back from their
date, err, I mean, from the Vader concert, and, apparently there date
went so well, that this was sort of the continuation of it, just the 2
of them. Josh had a virgin experience for MO... For the 1st time he got
to play a whole set of music that he had picked out. It was a power
metal set. There was quite a lot of very heavy metal played in the rest
of the night, with some classic stuff for a good mix. And, a final hour
of only music, which contained, among other things, the most evil thing
of all that could be played anywhere... The Teletubbies!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, and Steve
from the band Armageddon Monks. This show celebrated 2 things, Just
Joe's 13th anniversary on LE (actually it is his 4th anniversary, but,
since 13 is supposed to be a very unlucky number, it was decided that it
should be Just Joe's number. Plus, trust me, for anyone who spends time
in Just Joe's presence, it will feel like MUCH longer a time then it
actually was, MUCH longer!), and, also, it celebrated EVD's upcoming
birthday, Tuesday, December 4th, at 4:16 PM. We're not sure exactly how
old he's going to be, but, to paraphrase that classic Worm Quartet song
about Joe, the host of The Metallic Onslaught, EVD's really old. So,
since all the smacks needed for an age that high would take forever, he
got a couple of REALLY good, hard smacks, and then Just Joe screeched, I
mean, sang "Happy Birthday" to him. And, it all went further down hill
for him from there... Although it had been supposed to be Just Joe's
unlucky night, it was EVD who got all the bad luck. He either fell down,
or got pushed down the stairs by Just Joe, depending on whom you choose
to believe, when he tried to give Just Joe a swirly, he tried to give
Just Joe a special box, but it wound up blowing up on him instead, and,
when he said he had had enough and was going home, he got lost on the
way there. Just Joe, on the other hand, survived his 13th anniversary of
being on LE 4 years completely unscathed. So, happy 13th anniversary of
being on LE 4 years to Just Joe! *gives Just Joe a hug and tries to
extricate herself as quickly as possible and screeches, err, sings, the
happy anniversary song* And happy whatever amount of multitudinous years
birthday it will be for you on Tuesday EVD! *smacks EVD repeatedly with
dead road kill* I would sing "Happy Birthday To You" the way Marilyn
Monroe sang it, but, Just Joe already did such a lovely job of singing
it for you, you don't need it. The Feature Artist for this dual special
occasion show was Anthrax...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - December 1, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

All kinds of full lengths shows now up on our Xtreme Soundscapes DIVX
page, and more coming soon...
http://www.stage6.com/Xtreme-Soundscapes
Also, the new If Man is Five video is up there, too!

Tonight on The Last Exit it's Just Joe's Anniversary, I suppose it's his
4th, but maybe it's his 13th...

Anthrax is our feature artist. Also, I just updated the webpage this
week so the last month of audio is now updated. So go listen to what you
want :)

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, President Troll Sir, Jeffie, EVD. Rick and Josh were
not there as they were out on a date with each other. Oops, I mean at a
Vader concert, that's the official story.

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
the band Cootie Shot. This was Cootie Shot's 1st time on LE. They
introduced themselves, were interviewed, and played a lot of songs on
air, a bunch of their's, and 2 covers, The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop", and
that '70's disco classic, Gloria Gainer's (or, if you'd prefer, Cake's
late '90's or early '0's version of that song) "I Will Survive". They
were asked and answered those theinsanedomain.com questions. They're
cool. www.cootieshotmusic.com and, www.myspace.com/c00tiesh0t are their
web sites. TTTP was played, and Just Joe and Dave were not told what the
thing to happen to them would be. They panicked, argued and they chased
each other, and fell down the stairs. Somehow, they then managed to set
each other on fire, and ran outside on Azkath's urging. He told them it
was cold, and fire hates cold, so to go outside and run around till they
went out. Later, they came back in, mostly unscathed, and were
hallucinating. Dave thought there was a Unicorn and Joe thought there
was a dragon outside. The brawled outside as Joe went to slay the
Dragon. In the end, Joe realized it was all a hallucination, but Dave
did not. The Feature Artist was an old, rare Savatage concert.
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Upcoming Shows

Sat, Dec 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
The Mob, The Pushrods, and Cootie Shot

Monday December 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Too Pure To Die, White Chapel, Beneath The Sky, and Impending Doom

Wednesday December 19 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Dead To Fall

Thursday December 20 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The Acacia Strain, Despised Icon, Full Blown Chaos, The Tony Danza
Tapdance Extravaganza, and Ligeia

Saturday, December 29 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Vince Neil

Tuesday February 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Exodus, Goatwhore, Warbringer, and Arsis

Thursday February 7 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Rotting Christ, Immolation, Belphegor, and Averse Sefira
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 25, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Subarachnoid Space "Almost Invisible"

Distorted "Redemption"
Svartsot "Hedens Dotre"
Sons of Poseidon "Blind Beware"
Astral Doors "Cold War Survivor"
Opeth "Demon of the Fall"
Schoolyard Heroes Dude, Where's My Skin?"
Lizzy Borden "Perfect World (I Don't Wanna Live)"
Worm Quartet "My Apologies"
Divinity Destroyed "Indigo"

Cootie Shot Live
- Doing Kermit
- Hoj Tpoj

Vesania "Aethesis"
Dethklok "The Lost Vikings"
Hardingrock "Faen Pa Bordstabelen"
Oxymor "Trouble Dedale"
The Pushrods "Dead Girl'

Cootie Shot Live
- Blitzkrieg Bop
- I Will Survive

Blut Aus Nord "Odinist"
Crowbar "New Born Man"
Polyethylene "Thurman Woodwarmed Nights"
Amorphis "Weaving the Incantation"
Eyes of Eden "Pictures"

Cootie Shot Live
- Clay Pigeons
- War on Tara

Rota Temporis "In Incipit"
The Screamin' Lords "Evil"
Monster Magnet "A Thousand Stars"
Sound and Fury "Teenage Rampage"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
Severe Torture "Fight Something"
Abed "The Coming of Soon"
Sear Bliss "Omen of Doom"
The Ocean "Orosirian"
Faun "Rad"
Limbonic Art "Legacy of Evil"
Rabid "War Machine" (R)
Agnostic Front "Warriors"
Wolfpack Unleashed "Last Dance of a Dying King"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Vendetta "Brain Damage"
Iron Maiden "Only the Good Die Young"
Cradle of Filth "Desire in Violent Overture"
Sol Invictus "The World Shrugged"
Crimson Glory "Lonely"

Shard Villa "Time Now"
Primordial "Failures Burden"
Divinity Destroyed "Death or Glory"
Dillinger Escape Plan "Milk Lizard"
Worm Quartet "I Want to be Taken Seriously as an Artist"
Worm Quartet "Frank's Not in the Band Anymore"
Worm Quartet and Sudden Death "Inner Voice"
Rob Balder "Muppet Laboratories"
Zno White "All Hail to Thee"
The Agonist "Memento Mori"
DRI "Suit and Tie Guy"
Schoolyard Heroes "Last Man on Earth"
WASP "I Am One"

Feature - Savatage Live

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 24, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

Cootie Shot will be up to the Last Exit tonight, playing some live in
studio material... Should be fun.

Lots of new stuff on the Stage 6 Site, and if you go to the Xtreme
Soundscapes section you can see Angels Beneath Me and Rabid's full shows
from the last XS show, as well as an old Plank Boys shows...

www.xtremesoundscapes.com

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Frizz, The Dooger, Joe, Rick, Josh, President Troll Sir,
Jeffie, EVD, Foul Mouth Girl, and... Now, don't faint when you read
this, and, no, you're not hallucinating! And, I know you must think, if
not you, then I, must be hallucinating, must have been hearing things
that couldn't possibly have been true, but, no, honestly, it happened,
as impossible as it is to believe, it did!... A former co-host, who
hasn't seen fit to fulfill that role in 3 years, finally decided to
grace us all with his presence... Yes, that's right, Shoebox was there!
He plugged the upcoming Nipplepalooza III Show, on November 30th, at
California Brew Haus, in Rochester, (which is also co sponsored by
Xtreme Soundscapes and thefump.com be sure to attend that!), where he
will be performing. He performed some songs. "Joe's Really Old", which,
for those of you who may have forgotten as it has been so long since
he's been there, is the song he wrote for the host of MO back when he
actually used to be there (Shoebox used to be there, that is, Joe, of
course, as the host, is there every week, just wanted to clear up whom I
was referring to), and, an acoustic version of "A Great Idea For A
song". Jeffie took off his pants while Shoebox was there, so he had the
pleasure of being treated to a naked Jeffie. You know... Now that I
think about it, I'm beginning to see why he's avoided this show for 3
years! Maybe he's the smartest one of all after all! In honor of his
presence, a shameless plug, just the way he always used to do it...
www.wormquartet.com the web site where all Worm Quartet merchandise is
available! Go there immediately(!), stay a long time, and buy lots of
stuff! And, also be sure to visit www.thefump.com the web site where
Worm Quartet, and many other comic musician's, including many of those
performing at Nipplepalooza III, songs are available for free download!
And, always remember people, that, you can view a weekly video recap of
the hilarious, disturbing goings on at The Metallic Onslaught at
www.youtube.com/lastexitlost an extra enhancement to The Metallic
Onslaught experience, where you'll have lots of fun! So, Shoebox, see
you in 3 years, and I guess that will be the last time we will see you
as, 3 years from now will be 2010, and, 3 years after that, it would be
2013, but, as we all know, there won't be any 2013. So, Shoebox, we all
look forward to hearing your farewell appearance on MO in 3 years!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, Steve from the
band Armageddon Monks, EVD, and the band Polyethylene. This was this
band's 1st time on LE. They were interviewed and told us about
themselves. Tracks from their CD were played, and they played many songs
live on the air, complete with drums, so, not acoustic. They were asked,
and answered, many theinsanedomain.com questions.
www.polyethylenemusic.com and www.myspace.com/polyethyleneband are the
web sites where you can check them out, which you'll want to do as they
are a very cool band. For TTTP, if a bullet played, Just Joe would get a
box full of flying spiders. If no bullet, Steve would have to sing a
love song to Just Joe while playing it on his guitar. Bullet. To prepare
him for the spiders, Just Joe got a vicious beat down, leaving him
unconscious. EVD put him down stairs, so he could awaken in a spider
filled cabinet. Steve decided he wanted to sing a love song for Just Joe
anyways, even though a bullet had played. He began doing that, sending
it out to Just Joe, who was still unconscious down stairs. In the middle
of the beautiful love song, Just Joe came flying up the stairs, with his
shirt off, screaming at the top of his lungs about spiders. Later, to
comfort Just Joe, Steve played and sang Poison's "Every Rose Has It's
Thorn" to him. I guess that cheered Just Joe up a bit, because he
screeched along with the lyrics, and then hugged Steve (luckily for
Steve, and for everyone else as well, but especially for Steve as he was
the one being hugged, by that time Just Joe had his shirt back on!).
Wait... Shouldn't that have been a bullet, deserving of punishment, for
Just Joe??!! Wasp was The Feature Artist, and Steve took us into that by
playing and singing "Baby I Love Your Way", which he deserves to be
punished for as I detest that song, both the '70's original, and Will To
Powers '80's cover of it even more so!!
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Upcoming Shows

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, Ookla the Mok, and Rob Balder

Monday December 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Too Pure To Die, White Chapel, Beneath The Sky, and Impending Doom

Wednesday December 19 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Dead To Fall

Thursday December 20 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The Acacia Strain, Despised Icon, Full Blown Chaos, The Tony Danza
Tapdance Extravaganza, and Ligeia

Saturday, December 29 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Vince Neil

Tuesday February 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Exodus, Goatwhore, Warbringer, and Arsis

Thursday February 7 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Rotting Christ, Immolation, Belphegor, and Averse Sefira
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 18, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Burning Star Core "Operator Dead... Post Abandoned"

Divinity Destroyed "Death or Glory" (R)
Lizzy Borden "Appointment with Death"
Vesania "Silence Makes Noise (Eternity - The Mood)"
Kreator "Pandemonium"
Primordial "Heathen Tribes"
Eyes of Eden "Man in the Flame"
Schoolyard Heroes "Children of the Night"
Astral Doors "Waiting for the Master"
Oxymor "Incipit"

Polyethylene Live
- Mama Mou ta Klefopoula
- The Weather and Driving

Worm Quartet "I'm Not a Girl"
Oh Sleeper "The Siren's Song"
Shard Villa "Time Now"

Polyethylene Live
- Counting Steps
- In Spite of You

Rabid "The Never Dead"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
Polyethylene "Thurman Wood Warmed Nights"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
The Ocean "Palaeoarchaean"
Check Engine "Nothing"
Armageddon Monks "Revival"
Cootie Shot "Confection"
Evile "Enter the Grave"
Arise and Ruin "The Final Dawn"
Memphis May Fire "Therapy Caravan of the Fair Room"
Schoolyard Heroes "Cemetery Girls"
Dillenger Escape Plan "When Acting Like a Particle / Nong Eye Gong"
Avenged Sevenfold "Unbound (The Wild Ride)"
Sudden Death "Blood, Guts, and Boobs"
Rob Balder "80's Chords"
Carla Ulbrich "What If Your Butt Was Gone"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Zno White "Too Late - Live"
Love / Hate "Black Out in the Red Room"
Marilyn Manson "Cake and Sodomy"
Pretty Maids "Yellow Rain"
Holy Terror "Mortal Fear"

Zno White "Bringing the Hammer Down'
Of Hearts and Shadows "Touching Base with a Chainsaw"
Abed "The Coming of Soon"
Hardingrock "Daudingen"
Divinity Destroyed "Indigo"
Endeverafter "Tip of My Tongue"
The Nefilim "Chaocracy"
Pain Principle "Body Farm"
The Old Dead Tree "Joy and Happiness"
Mordred "A Beginning / Falling Away"
The Plank Boys "Better Off Dead"
The Vision Bleak "Evil is of an Old Date"
Nightwish "Over the Hills and Far Away - Live"
Fight "Forbidden"
The Great Deceiver "Small Town Ignorance"
Schoolyard Heroes "Screaming 'Theater' in a Crowded Fire"

Feature Artist: WASP

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 16, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

HEY, we have an Xtreme Soundscapes Show Saturday, please come out and
witness it :) $5, 6pm at The Haunt with The Dead Army, Beyond World's
End, Rabid, and Angels Beneath Me... This is our 3rd Anniversary Show,
so, um... There.

There is a silly rumor that Shoebox may be at The Metallic Onslaught
this week. Treat that appropriately.

On The Last Exit, we may have Polyethylene up to the studio after their
show at Castaways, not certain yet, though...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh, President Troll Sir, Jeffie, EVD, and Simon
(more on who Simon is in a bit). Josh was ill. No, not in the head,
although that could apply, too, but either with a sinus infection
(which, I guess, is sick in the head, sorry, bad pun, I was having an
EVD moment there), *smacks herself repeatedly with a big stick for
punishment* or with pink eye, which they told him he had. They also
commanded him to infect the whole world with pink eye, and to get on
that right away, by rubbing his eye on everyone in the world. Someone
arrived who sounded like Jeffie, but introduced himself as Simon, and
then went on to explain. Jeffie had invented a drink that would make him
smarter, and it had worked, turning him into the genius they were now
speaking to. He said he new everything, had access to all knowledge, and
he had decided to name himself Simon. However, how smart could he really
be? Because, he said that Jeffie had wanted his name to be Smeffie, but
that was a stupid name, so, they were to please not call him Smeffie.
Which shows he really couldn't be all that smart, since, if you have any
brains at all, you know that the surest way to insure that people will
do something that you don't want them to do, is to let them know you
hate it, and then you'll be stuck with whatever it is forever, unless
you move, make new acquaintances, and are smart enough to have learned
that lesson and not tell your new acquaintances that you don't want to
be called a certain name, or whatever else you don't want done. So, for
the rest of his time there, he was, of course, addressed as Smeffie.
Since Simon, err, Smeffie, said he had all knowledge, President Troll
Sir wanted him to kill everyone in the world. Well, maybe a few folks
could survive, but the vast majority would have to go. Smeffie said he'd
get right on that. He also told them that Lance was dead, when the
aliens killed him, they took over his body, and had used it to control
everyone there's mind at one time or another. Smeffie said that he had
figured out how to bring about Armageddon, and kill everyone... He had
the weapon that would accomplish this, and he was now going to give them
this weapon... What happened next meant either one of two things...
Either the smart drink wore off (as Smeffie had warned them it might,
since he didn't know how long this smartness would last), and Smeffie
turned back into Jeffie at exactly that inopportune moment, since, if
that's the case, then how we can hasten the world's demise is lost, and
we'll just still have to wait for 2012... Or, Jeffie was the weapon that
Smeffie was referring to, and he would end the world, which, given who
we're talking about, could be a strong possibility as well, since any
smart person, which Simon, err, Smeffie, claimed to be, could conclude
that a disaster like Jeffie could perhaps very well cause a
catastrophe... Without even intending to. At any rate, Simon, err,
Smeffie was now gone, and Jeffie was back. Smeffie had tried to fix
Josh's pink eye while he was there, he made a drink for him, but it
didn't work, Josh remained ill, perhaps worse. WIJP? was played. More
than once. The items in his pants were: Joe's keys, Joe's video camera,
which was running the whole time, so it shot some very interesting
footage(!), and, EVD's coffee. Jeffie brawled with Joe, and Josh,
respectively...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave,
Gorgar, Steve from the band Armageddon Monks, and the band, The Dead
Army, who will be performing at The Xtreme Soundscapes 3rd Anniversary
Show this coming Saturday. They were interviewed about that, and about
themselves, as this was their 1st time on LE. Several songs of their's
were played. They are a cool band. Their web site is:
www.myspace.com\dadeadarmy. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Just
Joe would be stapled... Again... If no bullet, Dave would be stapled...
No bullet. Dave got stapled. A lot. Azkath also stapled Just Joe, for
good measure, because, when evil demons get things like Boomsticks, or
big staple guns, they just can't help using them, so, no one in their
vicinity is safe. They had various people open The Evil Box again... It
made Gorgar bowl Just Joe down the stairs a few times, using him as a
bowling ball. And later Joe got naked and surfed Dave down teh stairs.
The final hour was another hour of really dark music, as last weeks was
so cool, more was in order...
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Upcoming Shows

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me, Beyond Worlds End, The Dead Army, and Rabid

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Wed, Nov 21 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Ayurveda, 12 oz Muzzle, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels Tour
Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle Decapitation, Light
this City, and Veil of Maya

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, Ookla the Mok, and Rob Balder

Monday December 10 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Too Pure To Die, White Chapel, Beneath The Sky, and Impending Doom

Wednesday December 19 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Dead To Fall

Thursday December 20 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
The Acacia Strain, Despised Icon, Full Blown Chaos, The Tony Danza
Tapdance Extravaganza, and Ligeia

Tuesday February 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Exodus, Goatwhore, Warbringer, and Arsis

Thursday February 7 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Rotting Christ, Immolation, Belphegor, and Averse Sefira
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 11, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Burning Star Core "Operator Dead... Post Abandoned"

Eyes of Eden "When Gods Fail"
Exodus "As It Was, As It Soon Shall Be"
The Great Deceiver "In the Wake of Progress"
Polyethylene "Thurman Wood Warmed Nights"
WASP "Kill Your Pretty Face"
Slayer "South of Heaven - Live"
The Dead Army "Don't Care"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sometimes they come Back"
Behold the Arctopus "You are Number 6"
The Dead Army "Hey Ben"
Vesania "Narrenschyff"
Born in Winter "Insist"
Shard Villa "Ancient Geometry"
The Dead Army "We the People"
The Dead Army "Family Flu"
Hardingrock "Faens Marsj"
Blut Aus Nord "The Sounds of the Universe"
The Hsu-nami "Mimosa"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Tears"
Divinity Destroyed "Death or Glory"
Rotting Christ "He, The Aethyr"
Psyche Corporation "Your Innocence"
Fight "Now You Die"
The Autumn Offering "All That Falls Around Us'
Armageddon Monks "City Limits"
Break of Reality "Sore Arms"
Avenged Sevenfold "Scream"
Attake "Fight Makes Right"
Rabid "The Never Dead"

** Tribute to the Past Set **
Sabbat "Hosanna in Excelsis"
King Missile "Tongue"
Suicidal Tendencies "One Too Many Times"
Crimson Glory "Painted Skies"
Pretty Maids "Psycho-Time-Bomb-Planet Earth"

Eyes of Eden "Dancing Fire"
Svartsot "Tvende Ravne"
Limbonic Art "A Void of Lifeless Dreams"
Monster Magnet "4 Way Diablo"
3rd Room "Poison N.5"
Elvenking "A Riddle of Stars"
Cootie Shot "Doing Kermit"
Masterlast "Run Far from Me"
Khann "Meteor / Pralay"
Trapthem "The Protest Hour"
Polyethylene "Moma Mou ta Kleftpoula"
Nights Like These "Electric Winds"
Too Pure to Die "It Won't Hurt"
Syrach "Come Daemons"
Lizzy Borden "Tomorrow Never Comes"
Schoolyard Heroes "Cemetary Girls"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
WASP "Arena of Pleasure"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"
#9 "Who Killed Mr. Moonlight"
Cemetary "Last Transmission"
Tiamat "A Caress of Stars"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "The Innocence of Devils:
Alone (E.A. Poe)"
While Heaven Wept "Voice in the Wind"
Abigail "Bitterness... Tears"
Drawn "Rivawella Form"
Chants of Maledicta "Spirit Dance"
Anathema "Better Off Dead"
Endura "The Stars are Right"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Sopor Fratem Mortis Est"

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 9, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

Ok, finalized line-up for the Xtreme Soundscapes Show NEXT Saturday, the
17th of November. Opening with The Dead Army, then Beyond World's End,
Rabid, and Angels Beneath Me. Starts at 6pm, only $5, and it's the
Xtreme Soundscapes 3rd Anniversary Show. This is the first show we have
done since June, so please come out and support us. The Girls Rock Girls
Rule show we only co-sponsored, this one is all us :) It will also be
way too heavy... At The Haunt, Ithaca...

Frizz and Dooger will be hosting the beginning of The Metallic Onslaught
this week... Other than that, no idea what is planned.

On The Last Exit, I think we will bring back the Evil Box and see what
happens. And possibly, Angels Beneath Me will stop by...
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** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lance, Josh, President Troll Sir, Jeffie, and
EVD. Everyone told Jeffie that Lance was not there, each time he
insisted he could see him, they insisted he wasn't there, so it must all
be in his head. Jeffie said that it must be because Lance had been with
the aliens, and was now an alien, too, and, thus, was using his alien
powers to control all of their minds, tricking them into thinking he
wasn't there when he really was. They told Jeffie that, perhaps it might
be the other way around, had he thought of that? Maybe Lance was
controlling his mind, making him think that he was there when he really
wasn't. Josh became a zombie because Jeffie kissed him, and he died of
horror. He started acting really strange and wrong, even more so than
usual, which is saying quite a lot. He growled and licked people. Lance
would give Jeffie commands to do things, he would, they would ask him
why he was doing them, he would say Lance told him to, they would tell
him Lance was not there. Jeffie brawled with various people...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Gorgar,
Steve from Armageddon Monks, the band Rabid, and a couple of their
friends. It was a seven hour show this week, as Daylight Savings Time
kicked in at 2:00 AM, and, at that hour, the time dropped back to 1:00
AM, causing an extra hour for the show. As, in most years, this has
meant it is also a Tribute To The Past Show, so it was this year, so
there was a lot of old, rare metal played this night, that you won't
hear anywhere else, but there was also new music played, as there was a
ton of cool new stuff, so some of that got air play, too. And, listeners
were invited to call in with any old, rare, obscure requests from back
in the day that they would like to hear again, as well as anything else
they might want to hear, LE always does it's utmost to fulfill it's
listener's wishes. Two members of Rabid, Mike and Chris, were there.
They were interviewed, updated us on what's going on with them. Tracks
from their CD, which is now out were played, along with a couple of very
rough cuts from their new, upcoming CD, which will be out early in '08.
They rocked, they are a cool band, and they will be participating in the
3rd Anniversary Xtreme Soundscapes Show, in a week, more on which as it
draws nearer. www.myspace.com/rabid666 is the web site where you can
find them. Also a track from Mike's other band, Cruciation, was played.
It was cool. The band got hugged by Just Joe when his Hugging Music
played. Just Joe was asked to pick whom in the room he would like to
have stapled with a staple gun. He picked Steve. But Azkath stapled Joe
with it instead. A lot. All over his body, including his applebag. And
his mouth... Shut... Then everyone said "Goatwhore", over and over and
over again, because, with his mouth stapled shut, he would have a very
hard time repeating it, and would kill himself trying. Also, Just Joe
got stapled to Steve, and then, later, to Gorgar. So, a mostly old
school night. For the last hour, it was an hour of old, really dark
music, which is what used to be done on LE years ago, so another nod to
the past, which was very cool to experience again...!
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Show Listings

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me, Beyond Worlds End, The Dead Army, and Rabid

Wed, Nov 21 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Ayurveda, 12 oz Muzzle, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: November 4, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Midnight Syndicate "Out of the Darkness"

Warlock "All We Are"
Wrath "Mutants"
SOD "Kill Yourself"
Venom "In League with Satan"
Misfits "Skulls"
Dangerous Toys "Scared"
Fear "I Don't Care About You"
Sodom "Nuclear Winter" (R)
Fifth Angel "We Rule"
Sword "State of Shock"
3 Inches of Blood "Balls of Ice"
Annihilator "Alison Hell"
Crimson Glory "Queen of the Masquerade"
Judas Priest "Breaking the Law - Live"
Monster Magnet "King of Mars"
Rabid "War Machine"
Sepultura "Mass Hypnosis"
Sodom "Sodomy and Lust"
Destruction "Eternal Ban"
Detente "Shattered Illusions"
Rabid "The Neverdead"
MOD "Red, White and Screwed"
Vesania "Infinity Horizon"
Seer Bliss "Somewhere"
Schoolyard Heroes "Cemetery Girl"
Falkenbach "Heralder"
Cruciation "Merciless Massacre"
Repulsion "Maggots in your Coffin"
Kreator "Some Pain will Last"
Coroner "When Angels Die"
Bathory "Armageddon"
DRI "Rather be Sleeping"
EXE "Metal Hell"
Paul Di'Anno's Battlezone "I Don't Wanna Know"
Iron Maiden "Deja Vu"
Angkor Wat "Emotional Blackmail"
Arcturus "Wintery Grey"
Testament "Nobody's Fault"
Anthrax "AIR"
Rabid "As the World Burns"
Obituary "Chopped in Half"
Onslaught "Shellshock"
Razor "Evil Invaders"
Possessed "My Belief"
Sanctuary "Battle Angels"
Samsas Traum "Fur Immer"
Shotgun Messiah "SexDrugsRockn'Roll"
Skid Row "Youth Gone Wild"
Sacrifice "Re-Animator"
Skin Chamber "Fat Hacker"
Skinny Puppy "Hardset Head"
The Accused "War=Death '88 (and Beyond)"
Pantera "Proud to be Loud"
Sinergy "Lead Us to War"
NOFX "Please Play This Song on the Radio"
Tigertailz "Murderess / Hollywood Killer"
Violence "Phobophobia"
Liege Lord "Fallout"
Metal Church "Beyond the Black"
Mean Streak "Searching Forever"
Lone Rager "Metal Rap"
Y&T "Black Tiger"
Wrathchild America "No Deposit, No Return"
WASP "The Last Command"
White Zombie "Thunder Kiss '65"
Pretty Maids "Long Way to Go"
Wildside "Lad in Sin"
Vicious Rumors "R.L.H."
Phantom Blue "Going Mad"
Wicked Maraya "Another Day"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
Evildead "Rise Above"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Dead Souls"
Fields of the Nephilim "Chord of Souls"
Confession of Faith "Assembly Divide"
The Sisters of Mercy "Nine While Nine"
Procession of Faith "Others in the Mist"
Sol Invictus "Black Easter"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Beyond the Wall of Sleep"
Fiction "It is Swayed"
The Gathering "Travel"
Miranda Sex Garden "A Fairytale About Slavery"

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - November 2, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
Divx Stage 6:
http://stage6.divx.com/The-Last-Exit-for-The-Metallic-Onslaught
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Notes from Azkath

So on The Metallic Onslaught, we will see what the aftermath of EVD's
alien abduction will be...

And on The Last Exit, we will have Angels Beneath Me up to the show, and
it will be our yearly 7 hour show. I had debated doing a Tribute to the
Past Show, and yeah, we're gonna do that. I have a lot of new stuff to
play as well.

Also, check out the new Best of DVD on our Divx Stage 6 site. Also up is
the Acoustic Bonus DVD. The address is above in the opening...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Frizz, The Dooger, Joe, Lance, (the original one), Josh,
President Troll Sir, Heather, Jeffie/Thor, EVD and Foul Mouth Girl. Rick
was absent. It was Jeffie's 1st meeting with Frizz and The Dooger, the
other time that body had been in their presence, Thor had been there.
Thor had liked Frizz and The Dooger, and Jeffie did, too. He wanted to
leave and go party with them when they left after the 1st hour, but they
told him to stay there and make the rest of the MO crew's lives a living
hell (like he doesn't always do that every time he's there!), as they
had heard all the unflattering things that they had been saying about
them every week. The rest of the MO gang told Jeffie to decide whom he
liked better, them, or Frizz and The Dooger. They had him call out Thor,
and told him to go kill Frizz and The Dooger. Thor didn't want to do
that, as he likes them, thinks they're really Viking. He did, however
try to kill some of the MO people. Jeffie Brawled with, and tormented
Lance (who was killed weeks ago by the alien, thus they believe he is
now an alien), Josh, and Joe. Jeffie tried to take Lance away, but he
got away and tried to come back as Lancer. They then asked EVD to take
care of him, but Lance got away. Lance was also able to make Jeffie and
Joe think they were shrinking, and lock the doors of the room so they
couldn't get out. Lance then took over the minds of Joe, Josh, and
Jeffie, under Lance's instructions, took EVD away to their ship. The
show ended as EVD was missing and Lance was back, and when they realized
it they all started screaming...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
one Armageddon Monk, Steve. Although it was Gorgar's birthday show, as
his birthday was this past Thursday, October 25th, Gorgar was not there.
But, a very happy birthday to Gorgar, our favorite dinosaur! TTTP was
played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would get a severe beat down. No
bullet, Dave would get the severe beat down. No bullet. Dave got the
severe beat down. However, he did have a choice in the matter, see how
fair LE is?! He could pick between either getting beaten to
unconsciousness with a big metal sign, or he could pick a case. He
picked the case. But, since they couldn't open the case, he didn't get
whatever was inside the case, which was what he had been lead to believe
would be the case (sorry, forgive the little pun there), but would be
severely beaten with the case. Which, he was. First he was rapped in
plastic wrap, completely, and then he was beaten to a bloody,
unconscious pulp with the case. However, all that beating finally caused
the case to open, apparently Dave's blood was what it needed. When
Azkath opened the box, he said that he had to go beat Dave some more. So
Dave got another severe beating. When questioned about this, Azkath said
that, when he had opened the box, there had been a bright light, and he
heard a voice, telling him he must beat Dave. One added note about
TTTP... During it, something happened which hasn't happened in a long
time... Insane Clown Posse played... Which, for those of you with bad
memories, or who are new to this show, meant that, after that played,
TTTP was stopped long enough for Just Joe to be thrown down the stairs,
and then the TTTP set continued... They had Just Joe open the box. He
also saw the light and heard the voice. The voice told Just Joe to throw
himself down the stairs. he did. Next it was Dave's turn... The box
caused him to start screaming "it needs more blood!" over and over
again, and to bang his head against the box, hard, repeatedly. While
doing this, he fell down the stairs. Just Joe kicked the case down on
top of him, and it hit him in the head. EVD was up next. The box made
him get a bunch of cups, collect Dave's blood (Dave had been bleeding a
lot), in them, and drink it. But, when he had recovered from the trance
the box had put him in, and they told him what he had done, and asked
him how Dave's blood had tasted, EVD was not aware he had done that, and
was totally grossed out and sickened. Then they had EVD and FMG open the
box together. It appeared that Just Joe was going to get a lap dance,
they sat him in a chair and told him to close his eyes. But then they
bound him to the chair with plastic rap, then took him away. EVD tied
him to the back of his car, still plastic rapped to the chair, and they
drove away. They returned without him. Just Joe called to say that they
had driven him downtown and left him there when he broke free, still
shrink wrapped to the chair. He wanted someone to come pick him up. Most
of them said no, but Dave said he would. Dave opened the box again. He
rapped FMG up in the last of the plastic rap and then tried to put her
in his belly. He got severely beaten down, yet again, this time with The
Boomstick, and was temporarily dead. It was almost time for the talk
portion of the night to end. Although the box had proved to be obviously
evil, they decided to open it one last time. And that turned out to be a
HORRIBLE mistake! This time Just Joe and Dave would do the honors... And
then the box caused the most evil thing of all... Both Just Joe and Dave
stripped naked, and began trying to touch anyone they could get their
hands, not to mention other body parts, on... The Feature Artist was
live Alice Cooper from back in the '80's...
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Upcoming Live Shows

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and Elevator Deathsquad

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me, Beyond Worlds End, and Rabid

Wed, Nov 21 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Ayurveda, 12 oz Muzzle, and Armageddon Monks

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 28, 2007
Every Saturday at Midnight till 6am Sunday Morning
93.5FM / 105.5FM Ithaca, NY - Also listen online
Metal Director: Carl Schmidt aka Seriah Azkath
Mailing Address: PoBox 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224
Web Page: www.thelastexit.org
WVBR Webpage: www.wvbr.com
(R) = Requested

Background: Horror Movie Madness

Lizzy Borden "Abnormal"
Astral Doors "New Revelation"
Nightwish "Amaranth"
Nevermore "Insignificant"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
Masterlast "On the Line"
Arch Enemy "Rise of the Tyrant"
Sons of Poseidon "Tug of War"
The Vision Bleak "Part II: The Vault of Nephren-Ka"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Motley Crue "Bastard"
Foetus "Mighty Whitey"
My Dying Bride "A Kiss to Remember"
Lycia "November"
Rammstein "Du Hast"
Helloween "I'm Alive"

Helloween "I.M.E."
SOD "Kill Yourself / Milk" (R)
MOD "The Big It"
Abed "The Coming of Soon"
Schoolyard Heroes "Screaming "Theater" in a Crowded Fire"
GWAR "Ham on the Bone / Sick of You"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Dokken "Tooth and Nail"
Insane Clown Posse "Still Stabbin'"
Laaz Rockit "Leatherface"
Near Life Experience "Day of Silver Sun"
Will "Kingdom come"
TNT "USA"

At All Cost "Circle of Demons"
3rd Room "Falling Leaf"
Attake "Fight Makes Right"
Others "Whispering Winds"
Oxymor "Mise en Abime"
Worm Quartet "My Apologies"
Sudden Death "Pillagers"
Rob Balder "Muppet Laboratories"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Possessed "Confessions"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Tears"
Emigrate "My World"
Bloodsimple "Out to Get You"
The Agony Scene "Rapture"
Monster Magnet "Wall of Fire"
The Devil Wears Prada "Goats on a Boat"
Thurisaz "Falling"
Lawnmower Deth "Weebles Wobble but They Don't Fall Down / Seventh Church
of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower" (R)
Exodus "The Garden of Bleeding"
The Great Deceiver "A Myth Retired"
Caliban "Give Me a Reason"
The Angels Whispered Danger "Requiem for Lost Souls"
Phobia "Death to False Punks"
Nuclear Blast All-Stars "Devotion"
Scum of the Earth "Bombshell from Hell"
Nodes of Ranvier "Endless Faith"
Akimbo "You Can Hear the Honey"
Sappy Bell "Still Breathing"
The Agonist "Forget Tomorrow"
Helloween "Halloween"
King Diamond "Halloween"

Feature Artist: Alice Cooper Live

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - 10/27/07
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

Hey, tonight should be... interesting... on The Last Exit, and our
feature will be a live Alice Cooper show from the late 80's/early 90's...

Also, should have the NEW Best of DVD, Volume 12, up on the Divx Stage 6
site tomorrow, hopefully. You will be able to find the link on the main
page...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh, President Troll Sir, Frizz and The Dooger,
Jeffie, and EVD. Jeffie was still suffering from bird flu, and said that
he had had it so long now that it could cause brain damage. No one could
notice any difference. He also said it had caused him to grow extra body
parts in weird places, like 2 fingers growing out of his belly, an extra
ear, not on his head, on his body, and a few extra... Wigwams... He said
he cut the extra parts off... Yes, even the wigwams... He also could
open up his head, show it's contents, nothing, and shut it again...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
Gorgar. They wanted to have a death match, with Azkath and Just Joe
against Dave. So Just Joe was given the assignment of going out to find
something really good to beat down Dave with. You'd think they'd have
figured out a long time ago not to give Just Joe assignments, as he can
never complete them correctly, unless of course it's scavenger hunting,
that he's really good at for some reason. I guess that's his idiot (and,
oh how appropriate that term is here!) savant talent, scavenger hunting.
He came back with a bunch of things, a stop sign, 5 garden gnomes, a
lawn mower, and some salami. And all of these items were stolen, despite
the fact that Just Joe preferred to call it borrowing, saying that no
one was using them at the time, so that made it borrowing. They made him
return the items, but, as he couldn't remember which lawn he got the
gnomes and mower from, they were most likely not returned to their
proper owner, so some family will wake up and find they have free
presents on their lawn, and some family will be really pissed off when
they wake up to find their stuff missing. When Gorgar arrived, pissed,
they realized that the salami were also stolen, from the store where
Gorgar works. Just Joe had tried to say that the store had been going to
throw them away. That was not the case. TTTP was played. If a bullet
played, Just Joe would have a whole bunch of ketchup containers thrown
at him. But there was a half bullet, so they decided not to do that...
Instead they had him drink a lot of ketchup. Dave got his beat down...
It was supposed to be a death match between Dave and Gorgar, as they
both had yet to participate in any death matches, but Gorgar used his
hard core powers to control Azkath and Just Joe, and make them beat down
Dave. Dave got severely beaten with The Boomstick, by Azkath and Just
Joe, and Azkath did a lot of wrestling moves on him. After all of that,
Gorgar pinned him. Then EVD revived him by pouring water on him. They
tried to give Just Joe a test, to try and teach him right from wrong.
They gave him a bunch of hypothetical situations and asked him if they
were right or wrong. But, well, you know, right and wrong are very hazy,
gray concepts. So Just Joe was able to make a good case for why
something that you would think should be wrong, might actually be
considered right, if looked at in the proper way. Example: Stealing
candy from a small child, right or wrong? He pointed out that you could
actually be doing a good thing for the child by taking the candy,
sparing it rotted teeth, not to mention it's parents the hefty dental
bills, and the child's inevitably ending up as another of this nation's
obese children, adding to the health care crisis with all the medical
bills that result from all the health problems that condition leads to.
Since he was able to talk his way around all the tests, they decided the
only thing that was the answer for Just Joe would have to be electro
shock therapy... The Feature Artist was Bruce Dickinson...
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Others News Update - Dan-O Leaves Band...

DAN-O VOODIE SAYS FAREWELL


DAN-O VOODIE - "HERE IT IS, SAD BUT TRUE... I AM LEAVING THE BAND . I'VE HAD
A FABULOUS {as mark would say} TIME JAMMIN WITH BILL & MARK AND I WILL MISS
THEM DEARLY{maybe they'll let me play a song with them once and a while}. BUT
FEAR NOT FOR I WILL RETURN WITH A NEW BAND SOON BECAUSE I WILL NEVER QUIT
PLAYING {or picking my nose} . SO I SAY THANKS FOR SUPPORTING THE BAND {keep
on supporting them --i will} WHILE I WAS A PART OF IT !! IT'S BEEN REAL IT'S
BEEN FUN BUT -- HEY HO I GOTTA GO !!!"

Dano 10/23/07

band page: http://www.soundclick.com/others


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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 10/23/07

Wow! Long time no plug! Worm Quartet has been on an unexpected
hiatus since GenCon, but I'm back in action now and ready to tell
you about the stupid things I'm doing! I've got shows coming up
in Akron, OH and Rochester, NY, but first:

NEW WORM QUARTET SONG AVAILABLE ON THEFUMP.COM NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-
Yeah, dammit! Today's offering from the Funny Music Project is a
new weirdass rant from yours truly!
Go forth to http://www.thefump.com and download it for free, and
bookmark that damned page for brand-new funny music every Tuesday
and Friday!

For my other FuMP offerings, including a couple of exclusive tracks,
check out the Worm Quartet page on The FuMP:
http://www.thefump.com/artist.php?id=3

Oh, and I also recently played piano on a new Luke Ski FuMP called
"Holding Out For Hiro" (a "Holding Out For A Hero" parody based on
the supremely-kickass show "Heroes.") You can check that out here:
http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=117

WORM QUARTET MAKING DUMB NOISES DIRECTLY AT YOU NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
November 8-11th, Akron, OH

** CON ON THE COB **

Comedy Music Extravagasm happening all weekend long, including:

THE GREAT LUKE SKI
SUDDEN DEATH
WORM QUARTET
THE GOTHSICLES
CARRIE DAHLBY
NERDPUNK
THE MINDLESS TRIPOD EXPERIENCE
POSITIVE ATTITUDE (First live performance EVER)
STRATOS
POWER SALAD
TOM SMITH
ERIC COLEMAN
POSSIBLE OSCAR
SEAMONKEY
SOGGY POTATO CHIPS
ROB BALDER

Holiday Inn
4073 Medina Rd
Akron, OH 44333

More info at http://www.cononthecob.com
You do NOT want to miss this one.

--

November 30th, Rochester, NY

** NIPPLEPALOOZA III **
(finally!)

with
WORM QUARTET
SUDDEN DEATH
CARLA ULBRICH
ROB BALDER

@ California Brew Haus
402 West Ridge Road
Rochester, NY 14615
(585) 621-1480

More info TBA...start spreading the word to all your
hoodlum friends!!

This is my first Rochester show since friggin' MAY!

OFFSPRING CONTINUATION NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Happy birthday to my son Steve, who turns a whopping three years
old today! It's also Weird Al's birthday, of course, but he's far
older and I'm far less interested over whether he goes tinkle in
the potty.

NEW WORM QUARTET FAN-MADE FLASH VIDEO NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Courtesy of D. Dragon, this is a video about rabbits and why they're
so great.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/392934

"STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC" RE-RELEASE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Finally! After being out of print for a longass time, Worm Quartet's
second album, "Stupid Video Game Music," is about to be back in
existence - remastered with a handful of bonus tracks and a bonus
video game for the PC and Mac, as well as new cover art which the
great Luke Ski himself has dubbed "the coolest album cover I have
ever seen."

The expected release date is August 17th - all pre-orders will get
a free extra surprise bonus item!
Check out the kickass new art and pre-order for a mere $9.99 at
http://www.wormquartet.com/wqstuff.htm

There's also have a new "Stalker Pack" available, with all four WQ
CDs and a sticker, for a mere $28.99.

CON ON THE COB BENEFIT COMPILATION CD NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Earpicac, the Con On The Cob Comedy Music Extravagasm fund-
raiser CD (featuring two Worm Quartet tracks) is still
available at http://www.cononthecob.com/cme.htm for a mere
ten American dollars. Check it out, dammit!

BUY MY WIFE'S FREAKIN' JEWELRY NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Christmas is coming, people, and if you really think some crappy
piece of assembly-line jewelry from Wal-Mart is gonna get you
some holiday nookie, think again.
Check out my wife's online jewelry store for several unique,
beautiful, and whimsical handmade pieces. She's a metalsmith
(with a degree and everything) and knows what the hell she's doing.

You can find it at http://www.damselflycreations.com
and her nifty non-jewelry stuff's at http://odditease.etsy.com

CUSTOM BUTTON NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Speaking of my wife's online enterprises, if you need to get custom
1" buttons or 2 1/4" buttons, keychains, bottle openers, magnets, or
pocket mirrors made for your band cheap as store-brand dirt, check
out http://www.buttonslut.com or e-mail hostess@...

ODOR NEWS
=-=-=-=-=
My trusty Speed Stick 24/7 has failed me - it's started wearing
off halfway through the day. Kim thinks this has to do with my
body chemistry changing or some other scientific mumbo-jumbo,
but I think the Speed Stick just didn't want it. A true
deodorant has to have odor-fighting pumping through its very
veins - it needs to wake up every morning and go to sleep every
night thinking of nothing but the nullification of the stench that
comes out of my armpit pores, and fight said stench from its first
application to the last little bit in the container that has the
plastic stick sticking out of it and falls apart when you put it on.
Speed Stick 24/7 just doesn't have the heart. So I'm pleased to
announce I've reconciled with my previous deodorant, the dollar-
store perspiration mitigation product that has been the "fifth
worm" in the WQ for most of my career: Power Stick "Fresh"
(which was briefly sold as "Power Stick XTreme Power Power Fresh,"
and I assure you I'm not making that up.)

That's it out of me - thanks as always for your undying support of
the stupid things I do...I hope to see a whole lot of you soon!

Obeying Bisquick,
-=ShoEboX=-

--
*WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*
Check out the offical Worm Quartet page for
WQ news, history, merchandise, and music!
http://www.wormquartet.com
*WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*


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Concert Listings...

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and The End

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me and Rabid

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 26, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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I will send out a more complete e-mail later, but I just wanted to let
everyone know that tonight is the Metallic Onslaught Halloween Show...
This should be VERY interesting...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 19, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
_________________________________________________

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Frizz and Dooger, Josh, President Troll
Sir, Heather (or Maria, or whoever), Thor/Jeffie, and EVD. Thor arrived
while Frizz and Dooger were there and thought they were really cool and
Viking like. When they were gone, after the 1st hour, he wanted them
back. Joe informed EVD that he was REALLY unhappy with him for not doing
anything to help him last week when the aliens abducted him. He wouldn't
discuss what had happened to him on the spaceship, it was apparently too
traumatic and involved a lot of anal probing. And he blamed all of this
on EVD for not stopping it. And apparently Lance, the original one
(killed by the aliens last week), is still dead. Thor was also upset
with people, for killing Jeffie. He said he was tired of all the
separate bodies he made for Jeffie so they didn't have to share getting
killed at MO. He said that now Jeffie had died so many times, he was
immortal, and, thus, his consciousness kept following him around and
bothering him. But he now had it trapped in a jar, and someone at MO
must have Jeffie's consciousness inserted in the orifice of their
choice, so that he could be rid of it. He wanted to know who wanted this
privilege? Oddly enough, there were no takers. It was decided that there
would be a lottery. The loser, err, winner, would get Jeffie's
consciousness inside of them. Thor also tried to kill Heather, since she
was the one who had caused the last Jeffie death by injecting him with
bird flu. When Thor began drawing names to see who got Jeffie, everyone
had written names like Mike Hunt, Ivanna Humpalot, Jack Meoff, Juan
Morebeer, and so forth. Now Thor may be really strong and powerful, but
he isn't any brighter than Jeffie apparently, because he couldn't figure
out who these people were, and why they were not there. So he kept
drawing again, 'til he got to his own name, he had included himself in
the lottery because he may be brutal, but he is fair. Too dumb to figure
out that he had been tricked, he accepted it. He had also had them write
which orifi they wanted the insertion to be in, as he had written mouth,
Thor swallowed Jeffie's consciousness, and thus, Jeffie was back... They
had this button that when pressed, said "That was easy", so we heard
that phrase a lot. That button was what was in Jeffie's pants when that
game was played. And a spoon, which he then tormented Josh with. Thor
returned when more Viking like metal was played, and he was still there
when the show ended. And, now, there have been some personnel
appointments. President Troll Sir deposed Josh as general, and installed
Thor in that position to carry out all the wars he declares. He also
appointed EVD as MO's Supreme Court. I wonder, if everyone's going to
get a title, what mine should be? I know... Court fool, and/or village
idiot. The mighty Viking was frightened by the talking button, he
thought there must be a person inside it (again, he isn't any brighter
than Jeffie apparently). He threw it in the toilet. It was too big, so
the toilet is now clogged and unusable... Wait, I have my title, and I'm
staging my own mini coup to confer it upon myself. I am the Scribe of
MO... Even though those other 2 still apply, that is the one I am giving
myself officially...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, EVD, and Just Joe. The
whole show was a series of death match tournaments, involving everyone
present. Everyone had a turn against everyone else, using wrestling, and
the cane. The end results of this were Azkath and FMG had two wins and
one loss each, and EVD and Just Joe had 2 losses and 1 win each. Azkath
was disappointed in how quick the matches were, and that they weren't
very hardcore, especially the one where EVD gave up to FMG without a
fight. This will continue next week, when Dave will be there, using a
bunch of other rules, like table matches, barbed wire matches, mousetrap
matches, possibly staple gun matches, and anything else that might be
thought of. The Feature Artist was King Diamond...
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If you're getting this, it's because your band is on this list, or a
band you manage is on this list, or a band that you are working with in
some way is on this list... If this is not true, please let us know.

Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 14, 2007
Every Saturday at Midnight till 6am Sunday Morning
93.5FM / 105.5FM Ithaca, NY - Also listen online
Metal Director: Carl Schmidt aka Seriah Azkath
Mailing Address: PoBox 224, Ovid, Ny 14521-0224
Web Page: www.thelastexit.org
WVBR Webpage: www.wvbr.com
(R) = Requested

Background: Death Cube K "Dreamatorium"

Evile "Enter the Grave"
Himsa "Given Into the Taking"
Parkway Drive "The Siren's Song"
Maeder "Another Thing Comin'"
The Melvins "The Talking Horse"
The Project Hate "Crawling Through the Infinite Fields of Carnage"
Distorted "Redemption"
Otep "March of the Martyrs"
MOD "Balls on Bread"
Masterlast "Think of the Day"
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Pantera "Sand Blasted Skin - Live" (R)
Down "N.O.D."
The Vision Bleak "The Demon of the Mire"
Scum of the Earth "Corpse Grinders"
Cootie Shot "Clay Pigeons"
High on Fire "Death Is This Communion"
Helloween "The Bells of the 7 Hells"
Sons of Posiedon "The Other Lies"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Rob Balder "Hoist the Jolly Rogets"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Skyclad "The Wrong Song"
Skyclad "Single Phial"
Suicidal Tendencies "How Will I Laugh Tomorrow"
Nevermore "Believe in Nothing"
Blood for Blood "Hanging on the Corner"

Exciter "Violence and Force"
Sabbat "How Have the Mighty Fallen"
Forbidden "Step by Step"
Bruce Dickinson "Arc of Space"
Damn the Machine "Silence"
Impelliteri "Stand in Line"
Lizzy Borden "Love Kills"
Check Engine "Callous"
Schoolyard Heros "Sometimes They Come Back"
Beyond Worlds End "Wasting Away Reality"
Alchemist "Wrapped in Guilt"
Rammstein "Keine Lust - Live"
Pscyhe Corporation "Minor Demon"
G-Spot "Even the Mighty Fall"
Cootie Shot "Hoj Tpoj"
Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Iced Earth "When Stars Collide (Born is He)"
The Angels Whispered Danger "Requiem for Lost Souls"
ThisMeansYou "Order 66"
Skeleton Witch "Limb from Limb"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"
Nightwish "Master Passion Greed"
Masterlast "Monkeys"
Dethklok "Fansong"
The Agony Scene "Dances with Devils"
Animosity "Plunder Incorporated"
Out of the Dark - Mark Asequeda "My Name is Fate"
Wild Dogs "Spellshock"
Shard Villa "Time Now"
Icarus Witch "Written in the Stars"
Arch Enemy "The Great Darkness"

Feature: King Diamond
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Upcoming Live Shows

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and The End

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Sat, Nov 17 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me and Rabid

Fri, Nov 23 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Death by Decibels, Vader, Malevolent Creation, Abigail Williams, Cattle
Decapitation, and Light this City

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 12, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

On The Metallic Onslaught, well, Jeffie may be dead, but somehow Thor is
still alive, and not happy. I do believe he will be stopping in to
explain, in his own simple words, the situation. Also, the first hour of
the show will be hosted by Frizz and Dooger again, so they can yell
about the Y&T show they went to at The Haunt...

On The Last Exit... No idea. Tune in and see what happens...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lance (the original, glam loving, Lance, not
Lancer, Rick had apparently decided to let Lance out of his basement for
a bit), EVD, an alien (the kind from outer space, not an immigrant,
illegal or otherwise). After EVD arrived, Joe was gone and the alien
showed up. He wanted EVD to join him in outer space and build the
explosive things, that EVD denies he builds, for them. EVD again denied
he does this, and said he didn't want to join the aliens in outer space,
even if he did make such things, which, of course, he doesn't, or so he
would have us believe. The alien threatened to probe EVD. And attempted
to. All night, the alien kept trying to persuade EVD to come to the
space ship, offering him rewards if he would. However, the rewards he
offered were, first a penguin, and then a whole bag of penguins. EVD
didn't want penguins. The alien asked what it would take for EVD to join
them. EVD, first couldn't think of anything, then, when pressed, said
that he wanted a black Porsche, and for Janet Jackson never to appear on
TV ever again. The alien said that Janet Jackson would shave EVD, all
over, continuously, on the space ship, which was apparently what he
thought EVD wanted by this request. That deal kinda fell through. Lance
played a set of all glam music, which included a cover of The Beach Boys
"Good Vibrations". EVD said that he wanted to kill Lance (I'm not sure
if this was due to Lance's choices in his set, or just because EVD just
generally dislikes Lance, but, in any case, he wanted to kill him). And
he and the alien did, so Lance is dead, or at least for now he is,
people on MO have this habit of not staying dead very long though, so
who knows. They tried to decide what to do with Lance's body. They tried
to give it to EVD, but EVD hadn't wanted Jeffie's body, and didn't want
Lance's either, he only wanted Maria's dead body, he is a pervert, but,
apparently, not a gay, or bi pervert, only a straight necropheliac (even
though Lance is prettier than most girls). So, as they had done with
Jeffie's corpse, they decided to just leave Lance's body there for the
next shift of people to find and dispose of as they might see fit...
And, apparently the alien had taken Joe to his ship, because Joe was
never heard from again this night...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave
(still the Zombie Evad), Gorgar, Genevieve (the woman who is the one
person band Psyche Corporation), and Steve from the band Armageddon
Monks. Genevieve sang a song a cappella, and many of her songs were
played from CD, including a new one. She rocks, is very cool, and is
obviously a very deep thinker. It was Just Joe's birthday, the real,
actual day, October 7th. And Just Joe had the extreme good fortune of
having that fall right on a Sunday, beginning at midnight, with The Last
Exit For The Lost. Isn't he SOOOO lucky he got to have his birthday
celebrated there this year, among all the people who are always so kind
and generous to him?!?! He turns 25, even though, mentally, he's only 2,
and a dumb 2, at that. So, in honor of his birthday, when TTTP was
played... If no bullet played, Genevieve would get to give him his
birthday spankings with The Boomstick. If a bullet played, Azkath would
do this, and, if Buckner And Garcia, or William Shatner, or any other
goofy music played, EVD, or Zombie Evad, would do it (and, by "do it",
let me make clear that I mean they would give Just Joe his birthday
spankings!), or, perhaps, the 2 of them would take turns doing the
spankings. No bullet. Genevieve gave Just Joe his birthday spankings
with The Boomstick. Then she, EVD, and Evad stuffed chicken Mc'Nuggets
in his mouth, covered his face with sweet and sour sauce and ketchup,
and put a napkin on his head. Steve, of Armageddon Monks, made the big
mistake, err, I mean, did the right thing (at least right for the rest
of us, not so sure about him), in telling us that it would be his
birthday the upcoming Wednesday. Genevieve, who had sung "Happy
Birthday" to Just Joe earlier, was supposed to sing it for Steve, but,
unfortunately for Steve, Just Joe wound up screeching, err, singing it
to him. Then Azkath gave him his birthday smacks with The Boomstick,
but, while he was counting them out, everyone else kept shouting out
numbers, you know how when, if you're trying to count, and someone
starts saying other numbers, it screws you up, and makes you lose your
place (or, at least I have observed that this does seem to have that
affect on most people, it doesn't with me, I can keep my place, but
that's because I'm good at paying attention) so you keep having to start
over again? Well, let's just say that, due to this, Steve got WAAAAY
more than 21 spankings plus one to grow on. Then Just Joe, Evad, EVD,
pretty much everyone molested and abused Steve. We're SOOOO glad he
chose to share with us that it would be his birthday soon! And, I'm sure
he is just as glad, if not even more so! Very happy birthday to you,
now, and on Wednesday, Steve! During the brawling and molesting Evad got
turned back into Dave. He was almost killed, and that did it. Everyone
was happy to have Dave back. Except for EVD, who was furious with them
for taking his zombie, who was totally loyal to him, and took orders
from him, away from him. So they decided to turn someone else into a
zombie. Whom should it be? Genevieve tied, err, spliced, Just Joe and
Dave together, and said they were parasitic twins. She said this meant
one had no heart, or brain. Guess which one of them that would apply to.
Hint, it was his birthday. Azkath threw them both down the stairs,
trying to get them apart, but it didn't work, they just landed on top of
each other in a way that looked REALLY disturbing and wrong! Genevieve
sang another song a cappella. www.psychecorporation.com and
www.myspace.com/psychecorp are her web sites, and
www.armageddonmonks.com and www.myspace.com/amonks are the web sites
where you can find Armageddon Monks. I sang "Happy Birthday" to Just
Joe, not on air, on the phone, probably not as well as Genevieve sang it
to him, but WAAAAY better than he did for Steve, or for me on my
birthday, for that matter, and did a birthday dance for him.
Unfortunately for him, I don't have a video phone. Or, maybe that is
fortunate for him, maybe I look a lot better in the imagination. The
Feature Artist was Y &T, half studio tracks, and half a live concert
from 1984. So, once again, a very happy birthday to Steve on Wednesday!
And a very happy birthday to our Just Joe! *big hug to Just Joe* Good
thing birthdays only happen once a year! *tries to back away*

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: October 7, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Death Cube K "Dreamatorium"

Lizzy Borden "Generation Aliens"
Y&T "Open Fire"
Gorefest "Babylons Whores"
Evile "We Who Are About to Die"
Alchemist "God Shaped Hole"
Icarus Witch "Mirror Mirror"
Shard Villa "Time Now"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
The Vision Bleak "Evil is of Old Date"
Gwynbleidd "Lure of the Land"
Armageddon Monks "Long Way Down"
Helloween "Crack the Riddle / Kill It"
Tulus "Natal Day"
Mortiferia "Reflections"
Demiricous "Tusk and Claw"
Psyche Corporation "Your Innocence"
MOD "Hardcore Harry"
Angels Beneath Me "Raise the Dead"
Ephel Duath "The Known - Pain Remix Hole III"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Cryptic Wintermoon "Darkness Forever"
The Exploited "Politicians"
Black Labeled "When the Well Runs Dry"
L.A. Guns "Kill that Girl"
Thought Industry "Atomic Stroller Helps None"

The Angels Whispered Danger "Khatam"
Paths of Possession "I Am Forever"
Others "The Key"
Possible Oscar "How We Recycle (Same Song)"
Cootie Shot "Clay Pigeons"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"
Maeder "You Make Me Die"
Skold "Remember"
MDFMK "Missing Time"
Rota Temporis "in Incipit"
The Bled "You Should Be Ashamed of Myself"
Obituary "Feel the Pain"
Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
Iced Earth "Order of the Rose"
Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
Dethklok "Castratikron"
Raymond and Scum "Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"
Nuclear Blast All Stars - Out of the Dark "Schizo"
EXE "Sticken by Might"
Midnight Reign "The Hollywood Rx"
Eyes of Fire "Anyone"
After Forever "Evoke"
Seasons of the Wolf "In the Shadows"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
Arch Enemy "I Will Live Again"
Armageddon Monks "Waste"
Robot Goes Here "01001010 (Failing the Turing Test)"

Feature: Y&T
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Live Upcoming Shows

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR, Horse the Band, and The End

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Sat, Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Fri, Nov 23 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me and Rabid

Fri, Nov 30 - California Brew Haus, Rochester
Nipplepalooza III
Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Carla Ulbrich, and Rob Balder

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - October 5, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

I believe there will be a somewhat normal Metallic Onslaught. Jeffie is,
to the best of anyone's knowledge, dead. EVD plans on being there, as
well as some of the various other hosts that are normally there. Frizz
and Dooger will not be making an appearance. See below for words from
them...

On The Last Exit, we should have Genevieve from Psyche Corporation once
again visiting with us, and who knows what else may happen...

And now to the recaps but, first, some words from Frizz and Dooger, who
took over the first hour of the Metallic Onslaught this week... Go add
them on MySpace at www.myspace.com/frizzanddooger

"The legend begins...

Hey y'all! The Dooger here. This past weekend me and my good buddy Frizz
were guest hosts on the Metallic Onslaught. Normally the show is okay,
playing a good tune once in a while, but this past Friday it TOTALLY
ROCKED!!! At least for the first hour. If ya didn't get a chance to tune
in, watch this space in the near future for information on the next time
we'll be appearing, and how to catch us. It'll be well worth it, we promise!

Oh yeah, there was plenty of Winger action goin' on as well. We played a
couple of tunes by the band, and even an Alice Cooper song from when Kip
was in his band.

Now we gotta say, Josh was kinda, well...Josh. I mean, there me and
Frizz were, rockin' out the whole time, and maybe everyone feel good and
partyin' and stuff. And there was Josh, sittin' there whining about us
not playing Motorhead, or some crap like that. Motorhead is DEPRESSING,
dude! Who wants to hear that? Winger, and other hair bands, are where
it's at, baby!

And we heard the comments by the regular hosts of the show after we
left. That's okay. We aren't discouraged at all! We WILL be back. We
WILL rock out and party more! We WILL play more WINGER!!!!!! And you
will all love it.

Just keep watching this space, and ROCK ON! WINGER RULES!"


** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh (General Josh now), our leader formerly Joe
The Angry Troll, now President Troll Sir. We learned that General Josh's
war on Iowa, declared by President Troll Sir, had been a failure, so
there is still a state called Iowa, and the presidential caucus can
apparently go on there as scheduled. Everyone spent the night picking on
Josh. At one point Josh began talking in a bunch of cartoon character's
voices, reconfirming everyone's opinion that there is really something
wrong with him, like seriously. He also played on his guitar, but his
choices got him more scorn, not faring much better than the keyboard's
playing Wham does, I'm surprised President Troll Sir didn't declare war
on it, too. Well, I guess declaring all these wars can become a bit
tiring sometimes, so presidents need to take a break every now and then,
and so our leader did this night...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: The Demon Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, and
a lot of bands, who stopped by after their participation in the second
night, in the central NY area, of The Girls Rock Girls Rule Shows. 4 of
the 8 bands on that show dropped by LE, and they all played acoustic
sets. The bands were: RewBee, or half of RewBee, Rew, who did 2 songs,
Marisa Mini (who let us know that, although you might think her name is
pronounced like mar-issa from the spelling, it is, in fact, supposed to
be pronounced like mar-eesa, in other words, rhyming with Theresa, not
Melissa), who performed 2 songs, G-spot, who's Gail founded Girls Rock
Girls Rule, who sang 3 songs, including 2 brand new ones, and Loki the
Grump, who sang 3 songs, And, they all joined in on one song, which was
"Happy Birthday" to The Demon Azkath. All the bands were very cool, and
all the performances, were awesome. And now, a bunch of web sites which
you will want to check out... The sites for Girls Rock Girls Rule are:
www.myspace.com/girlsrock/girlsrule and www.revolutionaryrecords.com the
sites for RewBee are www.rewbee.com and www.myspace.com/rewwalsh you can
find Marisa Mini at www.myspace.com\marisamini. Check out G-spot at
www.gspotband.com and www.myspace.com/gspotband and, last but certainly
not least, you can find Loki the Grump at www.lokithegrump.com and
www.myspace.com/lokithegrump WHEW! All of the bands, and everyone else,
too, got hugged when Just Joe's Hugging Music played. They had decided
that Dave would be sacrificed to a Pagan God. Although Michele from Loki
the Grump had lobbied for it to be to Loki (gee, wonder why she wanted
it to be to that one!?), they had said it would be to Chthulhu, and they
decided to stick with that. So, after all the bands had departed, they
had Just Joe first throw Dave down the stairs, and then go down there
with a big knife, and kill Dave in the name of Chthulhu. Just Joe did,
Dave could be heard screaming, then silence, and Just Joe came back,
covered in blood, saying that Dave was now indeed dead. That's what Dave
gets for not knowing who Chthulhu even is! They told EVD he would have
to dispose of the body. However, during the next music set, other events
transpired which made this prove to be unnecessary... A listener called
up and said that, in keeping with the sacrificing to Chthulhu theme,
they should play Cradle Of Filth's "Chthulhu Dawn", and, as The Last
Exit For The Lost always honors listeners' requests, and also because
this did seem to be fitting, they did... And this resulted in Zombie
Dave, only he now said his name was Evad. He said he no longer liked
Just Joe, and EVD was his new best friend. They were not very happy with
Evad, preferring the original Dave to him. Well, EVD liked Zombie Evad,
as he took orders from him, Azkath and Just Joe did not like him, as he
kept attacking them. But they beat him down with The Boomstick, over
EVD's objections, driving it into the gaping wound in his neck, where
Just Joe had stabbed him. Azkath also stabbed him through the heart with
The Boomstick, so, every time he drove The Boomstick into that, blood
spurted all over the room, and, when Just Joe did the same to the neck
wound, blood gurgled all over, both of which were very cool. But, as
they couldn't figure out how to turn him back into Dave, I guess we may
have Zombie Evad back again next time, who knows? Although, the listener
who brought about the Zombie in the first place dropped by the chat room
and wanted me to pass on these messages about that, so I am including
them here...

Kal: Hey, this is the guy who called in and suggested sacrificing Dave
to Cthulhu. Sorry about that, I think I might've read somthing wrong in
the post-sacrificial
instructions. If it wouldn't be that much trouble, would you mind
telling them that Dave will be fine, so long as they read Section 7 of
the English version of the Necronomicon backwards, and if he starts to
foam at the eyes, lock him in a closet and continue reading, and if he
starts to look like somthing out of "Half-life" they shoulden't look
directly at him, but rather through a mirror. They tend to get dangerous
when they look like that, especially if they start foaming blue from the
eyes. Now, Dave should be ok, so long as the cleansing ritual is done
right, (Ok being in the terms of he'll act the same and he probably
won't remember being sacrificed) except that his soul will be gone. Of
course, that won't really matter, because all souls will eventually
belong to Cthulhu anyway, but he'll act the same until then.

So, there you go, thanks Kal. So, perhaps Dave will be back after all,
who knows? The only way to find out for sure is to tune in next time and
hear... The Feature Artist was Rage...
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Upcoming Live Shows

Fri, Oct 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Overkill and Epica

Wed, Oct 10 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Child’s Play and Y&T

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Nov 17 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy

Nov 23 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Xtreme Soundscapes Show
Angels Beneath Me, Rabid, and Gwynbleidd
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 30, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: The Unquiet Void "Poisoned Dreams"

After Forever "Discord"
Nightwish "Master Passion Greed"
Samael "Quasar Waves"
Deadlock "Dark Cell"
Mors Principium Est "Cleansing Rain"
Cootie Shot "Confection"
Alchemist "Grasp the Air"
The Black Dahlia Murders "Of Darkness Spawned"
Prong "Worst of It"
King Diamond "Cold as Ice"
Shard Villa "Ancient Geometry"
Schoolyard Heroes "Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame"
Skeletonwitch "Vengeance Will Be Mine"
Sons of Posiedon "Think Again"
Possessed "Storm in My Mind"
Worm Quartet "Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of
the Songs / Dear God"
Y&T "Contagious"
Crimson Shadows "Betrayed by thy King"
Overkill "Overkill V"
Lillian Axe "Antarctica"
Midnight Reign "Breathe on Me..."
Type "O" Negative "Profit of Doom" (R)
High on Fire "Fury Whip" (R)
Iced Earth "A Charge to Keep"
Check Engine "Nothing"
Down "I Scream"
The Great Deceiver "Running with Scissors"
Motorhead "Killed by Death - Live"
Out of the Dark - Death Angel "My Name is Fate'
Arch Enemy "Blood on Your Hands"
The Agonist "Take a Bow"
Satan's Host "H.E.L.L."
Endeverafter "Road to Destruction"
High on Fire "Rumors of War" (R)
Celtic Frost "Os Abysmi Vel Daath" (R)
Cootie Shot "Doing Kermit"
Animosity "Operating from the Ditch"
Bitter End "Panic / Climate of Fear"
Rammstein "Du Hast - Live"
The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza "Mad Max Beyond Superdome"
Gorefest "Murder Brigade"
Hearse "The Naked Truth"
If Man is Five "Transgressions" (R)
Fierce Heart "Fierce Heart"
Cradle of Filth "Cthulhu Dawn" (R)
VoiVod "VoiVod"
Cryptic Wintermoon "Darkness Forever"
Empyrean Sky "Peak of the Fall"
Lizzy Borden "Menace to Society"

Feature: Rage

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 29, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

So tonight on The Last Exit, we should have some live in studio
performances from Marisa Mini, RewBee, Loki the Grump, and G-Spot...
This should be fun...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Joe The Angry Troll our new
dictator, err, I mean, Mr. President Troll Sir(!), don't want him
declaring war on me(!), don't want to wind up in front of a firing
squad, or have him send General Josh (more on that in a moment) after
me, Jeffie, and EVD. As always, everyone picked on Josh. Josh had been
thinking about how he had been elected president of The Metallic
Onslaught, and then only got to serve for 2 seconds. He said he might
challenge President Troll Sir. But President Troll Sir rather quickly
convinced Josh that he (President Troll Sir) would make a much better
leader. Wow, Josh, you really gotta work on your self esteem there, you
let him convince you you shouldn't be president in about one minute, you
should seek therapy for this. But, President Troll Sir (that is how he
wants to be addressed, and, hey, I'm not arguing with him!) did make
Josh his general, it is now Josh's job to dispatch whatever PTS (Sir, I
hope initials are ok!) declares war on. He has declared war on Iowa, and
so General Josh is supposed to go take care of Iowa. So, watch out,
Iowa! General Josh is on his way! I'm sure that state will shortly be
disappearing from the map, so, the presidential candidates will just
have to find a new place to hold their first caucus, hey, maybe a bunch
of them will be in Iowa when Josh dispatches it, they spend a lot of
time there... Jeffie arrived with the Wham! playing keyboard. He was
once again saying it was The Metallic Onslaught Variety Show, but he was
also calling it A Diversity Show. Jeffie said that Heather, or Maria, or
Suzie, or whatever it is she may be calling herself this week, had
injected him with a special, noncontagious, especially lethal dose of
the bird flu, so he was sick, and, or at least everyone was rooting for
it when they heard this, dying. But he denied he was dying, though they
kept hoping for it anyways. However, the Wham! playing keyboard seemed
to be in some trouble, it kept stopping during the song. Wow! President
Troll Sir declared war on that song last week, and now it seemed to be
dying, perhaps it may really be a good idea to stay on his good side!
Jeffie wasn't very happy that his song kept stopping. He tried to sing
for his talent for the show. He got Joe's phone, and put it down his
pants. So Joe and Jeffie brawled over the phone. President Troll Sir
joined in, and for a time Jeffie was dancing between the Joe's. Jeffie
did not seem to be getting any better as the night progressed, and, by
the end of it, he appeared to die, he was on the floor, silent and
motionless. They began to celebrate, then Jeffie showed signs of
reviving, they became disappointed, and, then he appeared to die again.
They left with him still that way on the floor for the next shift in the
building to find and do with whatever they wanted, they hoped, discard
him somewhere far away...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Azkath, FMG, Just Joe, EVD, and Crappy The Clown. Crappy
updated us on what's been going on in his clown life.
www.crappytheclown.com and www.myspace.com/crappytheclown are his web
sites. He was asked, and gave his answers to, a bunch of
theinsanedomain.com questions, and, as one of them was that infamous one
"What if there was an evil picnic basket, and the only way to destroy it
was by singing a song about it?", he joined a few other people/bands
before him by making up, and singing a song about an evil picnic basket.
In lieu of TTTP, they had Crappy do what If Man Is Five did last week,
sing old 80's songs on his guitar. He sang 8675309, which everyone knows
is Jenny's phone number, or at least everyone who lived through the 80's
and are un cool geeks, like me, knows that. They made that be Just Joe's
bullet. And, for the penalty, Crappy took Just Joe out into the hallway
and beat the living shit out of him with The Boomstick. He hit Just Joe
so many times, and so hard, that he actually splintered The Boomstick.
And Crappy had some REALLY disturbing news for us all. If your easily
frightened don't read this next part. Yes, first Shoebox warned us in
one of his songs, that he was gonna procreate, and then he went and did
that(!), and now, as if that weren't bad enough, Crappy has now also
procreated, and, in about 6 months, there will be a Crappy The Clown
offspring! I don't think the world can handle BOTH a Shoebox, and a
Crappy The Clown offspring! Good thing it doesn't have long to go,
anyways, so these are just signs of the impending Armageddon! Just Joe
got more beatdowns with the Boomstick, because Azkath made up rules
that, if Just Joe said any words with certain letters in them, he would
get beaten down, and didn't inform him of said rules 'til right before
they were to go into affect, and, since Just Joe can't think fast enough
to figure out which words wouldn't have the letters in them, this didn't
go to well for him. The Feature Artist was If Man Is Five's performance
at The Girls Rock Girls Rule Show of 06. That sounded great, it rocked.
I would like to take a moment here... Since I always point out everyone
else's anniversaries, and wish them happy ones... Hey, if it's good
enough for them, then it's good enough for me, too! So, Saturday,
September 22nd, which ended right before LE began, was the 5th
anniversary of my arrival as part of this show (was a listener for 2
years before that, but that was when I became a participant), so, happy
anniversary to me! I've had a great time these past 5 years, and hope
that I have brought something helpful and constructive by my presence!
If I've given back even a little of what I've gotten out of the
experience, than I am very happy!
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Upcoming Live Shows

Sat, Sept 29 – The Hot End, Elmira
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
Marisa Mini, Silence Bleeds, RewBee, G-spot, Cootie Shot,
If Man Is Five, and Loki the Grump

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Mon, Oct 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Overkill and Epica

Wed, Oct 10 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Child’s Play and Y&T

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

Nov 17 – Club Inifinity
Chimera, Kataklysm, Terror, and Divine Heresy
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 23, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: The Unquiet Void "Poisoned Dreams"

Possessed "Confessions"
Arch Enemy "Revolution Begins"
The Agonist "Born Dead; Buried Alive"
Iced Earth "Framing Armageddon"
Oxymor "Derniere Transe"
Robert Lund "My Men's Room Date's a Senator"
Vreid "Jarnbyrd"
Himsa "Curseworship"
Out of the Dark / John Bush "Paper Trail"
Ministry "Death and Destruction"
After Forever "Discord"
Sons of Poseidon "Tug of War'
Motorhead "In the Name of Tragedy - Live"
VoiVod "Chemical Warfare - Live"
Rewbee "2 the Day"
Overkill "Walk Through Fire"
Strapping Young Lad "Oh My Fucking God - Live" (R)
Mors Principium Est "Finality"
Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap"
Parkway Drive "The Siren's Song"
Nightwish "Cadence of Her Last Breath"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
Debauchery "Kings of Metal"
At All Costs "Leaving Forever"
Amorphis "Weaving the Incantation"
Scarve "Imperceptible Armageddon"
Dethklok "Awaken"
Clandestine "D.O.D."
Divine Heresy "False Gospel"
Schoolyard Heroes "Dude, Where's My Skin?"
Skeleton Witch "Cast Into the Open Sea"
Gorod "Here Die Your Gods"
Arch Enemy "Night Falls Fast"
Rob Balder "Hoist the Jolly Roget's"
Possessed "Phantasm"
Soldiers "Sever Ties"
Invitro "King"
Silent Force "Point of No Return"
Leaphole "Still Talkin' Dirty"
Punch Drunk Monkeys "Cooking with Uncle Charlie"
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"
Horse the Band "Murder"
Killswitch Engage "The Arms of Sorrow" (R)
Armageddon Monks "Get Your Fill" (R)
Cootie Shot "Hoj Tpoj"
Rammstein "Amerika - Live"
Beers Metal "Belligerent Airport Drunk"
Pantera "Walk" (R)
Thismeansyou "10.13.39 / WTFWW"
Faun "Rad"
McKenna/Malisque "The Movie"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"
Fields of the Nephilim "Darkcell AD" (R)
Slipknot "(sic)" (R)
Shard Villa "The Gathering"
Phobia "Drunken Spree of Violence"
Malignancy "Indigenous Pathogen"
The Black Dahlia Murder "I Worship Only What You Bleed"
Prong "Messages Inside of Me"

Feature: If Man is Five Live from the Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show - 9-29-06

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 21, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

I actually have no idea what is planned for either show this week, but
it's bound to be entertaining, now isn't it? I do know that If Man is
Five will be the feature artist on The Last Exit at 5am this week, with
their performance from last year's Girls Rock Girls Rule show...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **


On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Heather (or Maria, or whoever she
is), Foul Mouth Girl, Joe The Angry Troll, Jeffie, and Just Joe, (once
again making a plethora of Joes'). The first part of the night was
spent, as always, with everyone picking on Josh. When Jeffie arrived
with Just Joe, it was time for The Metallic Onslaught Variety Show that
he had spoke of last week. He brought the electronic keyboard with him,
so we heard "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" a lot again. For their talent
number for the variety show, Jeffie and Lancer composed a Goth grindcore
project using the keyboard and a guitar. They both provided vocals, it
was called Dead Squirrels On Acid, and I'm sure it is going to be the
next huge thing in metal. Of course, I am quite sure that that was the
first time a Goth grindcore composition included a kazoo solo in it,
but, hey, that was the genius of it! For his talent (a word I never
imagined I'd be using in the same sentence with the words "Just Joe",
but here it is, there really is a first time for everything!), Just Joe
danced to music from the keyboard. Jeffie said that they were going to
elect a president of The Metallic Onslaught, because, according to him,
anyways, every show needs a president. If that's so, then how has it
gone these so many years without one? But Jeffie never explained that.
So a vote was taken, and Josh won overwhelmingly. Only Joe The Angry
Troll, and Rick did not vote for him, and Joe The Angry Troll voted for
himself. However, once again, as like last week, when Josh thought he
had won a new car, Josh's happiness turned out to be very short lived.
Poor Josh! Nothing good for him ever seems to last for any time at all!
Josh had only been president of The Metallic Onslaught for about 2
seconds, when Joe The Angry Troll staged a coup, overthrowing Josh's
presidency, and installing himself as president, only, under those sorts
of circumstances, I don't think you can call him president, no, if you
overthrow a democratically held election because you don't like the
results, and install yourself as leader, then the correct term for you
is dictator. So Joe The Angry Troll is now the dictator of The Metallic
Onslaught. He declared war on the keyboard, and on a lot of other things
as well, especially on anything that Josh said. Jeffie and Just Joe were
wearing armor to protect them from physical harm (although, how would
any physical harm ever come to them on this show?! They only think a
thing like that could ever happen here because they are both really
stupid), armor made out of yarn, because our new dictator, err, I mean
president(!), (it is often not wise to challenge someone who has just
staged a coup and thwarted democracy's wish to be called president!
After all, he may not be a benevolent dictator, they often are not, or
they wouldn't have taken such actions in the first place) had told them
last week, that wool armor was the best kind to protect you from all
harm. Right there, I think that alone shows he is not benevolent. For
more of his talents (again, I also never imagined I'd be using that word
in the same sentence with the word "Jeffie" either!), Jeffie breathed
fire. He considered juggling the fire before he breathed it, but decided
against it, not wanting to risk dropping it before he got to breathe it.
He breathed it onto Just Joe, and, thus, they found out that wool armor
does not protect against fire at all, perhaps it may protect against
something, I don't know what, though, but, definitely not fire. Just Joe
ran, which is what you absolutely should not do if you are on fire, but,
as I said he's really stupid. However, this time, it turned out to be a
good thing for him to do, he ran outside, and, it was raining out there,
so that put the fire out. Just Joe also did more dancing throughout the
night, and, during that, Old, Senile Joe danced Just Joe into a door
frame, giving Just Joe a concussion. Just Joe also broke Old Joe's
glasses, and Rick's microphone. And thus went The Metallic Onslaught
Variety Show...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There Were: Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, Gorgar,
George, some of the band If Man Is Five (Angela and Brianna), Steve and
Jack of the band Armageddon Monks. If Man Is Five updated us on what
they have been, and will be, up to. And they performed a few of their
songs acoustically, as well as a few covers. They also sang The Bangle's
"Manic Monday" with Just Joe screeching, err, I mean, singing, the back
up vocals. Music from If Man Is Five's CD was played as well. They got
hugged by Just Joe when his Hugging Music played.
www.myspace.com/ifmanisfive is the web site where they can be found.
They were there for about half the show. Armageddon Monks updated us on
the goings on with their band, and promoted their upcoming CD release
show. www.armageddonmonks.com is their web site. Songs from their CD
were played. And, I guess this was the night for bands performing old
songs... Because, first If Man Is Five did some from the 80's, as I
said, and then, Armageddon Monks sang one from even farther back than
that... All the way from the 50's... They sang "Blue Moon" A Cappella.
The Boomstick was utilized often throughout the night, usually on EVD,
but on other people, too, because, when an evil demon gets something
like that in his hands, he just can't help using it... A lot... The
Feature Artist was Loki The Grump's performance at The Girls Rock Girls
Rule Show of 06. That sounded great, it was good to hear it...
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Upcoming Concerts

Sat, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Try.Fail.Repeat, Check Engine, and Armageddon Monks

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Depew
Throwdown, Sanctity, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show (co-Sponsored by Xtreme Soundscapes)
Marisa Mini, Cootie Shot, G-spot, Silence Bleeds, Loki the Grump, If Man
Is Five, and RewBee

Sat, Sept 29 – The Hot End, Elmira
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
Marisa Mini, Silence Bleeds, RewBee, G-spot, Cootie Shot,
If Man Is Five, and Loki the Grump

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Mon, Oct 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Overkill and Epica

Wed, Oct 10 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Child’s Play and Y&T

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 16, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Steve Roach and Jeffery Fayman with Robert Fripp & Momodou
Kah "Trance Spirits"

Nightwish "The Poet and the Pendulum"
Iced Earth "Cataclysm / The Clouding"
If Man is Five "Wave of Mutilation - Live in Studio"
Rewbee "2 the Day"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
(god-rot) "Demonic Cries I Crave"
Dragonforce "Through the Fire and Flames"
Crimson Shadows "Death, Power, Glory"
If Man is Five "La Isla Bonita - Live in Studio"
G-Spot "Even the Mighty Fall"
Psyche Corporation "Part of Her Design"
Obituary "Second Chance"
Hearse "House of Love"
If Man is Five "Universe - Live in Studio"
Atreyu "Doomsday"
Rota Temporis "In Incipit"
Others "Brilliant Reflections"
Oxymor "Derniere Transe"
If Man is Five "Post Cranial Debris - Live in Studio"
If Man is Five "Post Cranial Debris"
Cootie Shot "Hoj Tpoj"
The Black Dahlia Murders "What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse"
Overkill "Devils in the Mist"
If Man is Five "Manic Monday - Live in Studio"
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"
Worm Quartet "Frank's Not in the Band Anymore"
Suicide Silence "Bludgeoned to Death"
Shakra "Inferno"
Armageddon Monks "Get Your Fill"
Possible Oscar "How We Recycle"
Arsis "I Speak Through Shadows"
Electro Quarterstaff "The Right to Arm Bears"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Armageddon Monks "Revival"
Y&T "Rock and Roll's Gonna Save the World"
Sulaco "An Eye in Every Window"
Dim Mak "Great Worm of Hell"
Into the Light - Tarja Turunen "In the Picture"
Nightwish "Master Passion Greed"
Armageddon Monks "Waste"
The Great Luke Ski "Holding out for Hiro"
Gorod "Thirst for Power"
Prong "Can't Stop the Bleeding"
Novembre "Bluecracy"
Sappy Bell "Asleep at Last"
Odius Mortem "Domain of the Eternal Paradox"
Year of Confession "A Blood Degree"
Between the Buried and Me "The Decade of Statues"
Illogicist "Soundless Pain"
McKenna / Malisque "The Movie"
Clandestine "D.O.D."
Knights of the Abyss "Karmageddon"
Rage "Invisible Horizons"
Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Gorefest "The War on Stupidity"
Sodom "Outbreak of Evil"
Kings X "Over My Head"

Feature: Loki the Grump - GRGR 2006

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 14, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

On The Metallic Onslaught tonight, it will be the Metallic Onslaught
variety hour. Don't ask, but apparently it will go on all night, not for
just an hour. Jeffie logic I guess...

On The Last Exit, we should have If Man is Five in studio... Feature at
5am should be Loki the Grump from last year's Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Joe The Angry Troll, Foul Mouth
Girl, Jeffie, and EVD. Still present, all night, was the "Wake Me Up
Before You Go Go" playing electronic keyboard. Before Jeffie and EVD
arrived, everyone else was picking on Josh about Gobots, licking Play
dough, and eating paint chips under high power lines. Poor Josh,
everyone is always so mean to him, he just can't catch a break from
anyone. When Jeffie arrived, he turned the night into a game show. His
game show, he had made up the rules, supplied the questions, which were
things like "if a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?", and the
points were given out as points, nipples, and clowns. He kept making up
the name of the game each time, so it was different every time, but it
always had the words "Super" and Duper" in it a lot. However, he hadn't
remembered to think of and provide prizes (well, you know, planning
something like that requires a lot of thinking, and Jeffie isn't capable
of very much thinking). So, he suggested and tried to make Foul Mouth
Girl a prize. Joe, who had won, didn't like, or want, that prize at all.
And, the prize didn't seem to like it much either. Jeffie and Joe
brawled over FMG, Jeffie trying to force the winner to take his prize,
Joe trying to force him to take the prize back, and the prize resisting
both participants efforts. No one else wanted that prize either, I can't
imagine why! I mean, just because she has three nipples, a bulge in her
sock, big ankles, and a huge unit?! I should think anyone would be
extremely happy with that prize! But, some people just don't know how to
appreciate a good thing when they see it. Then Jeffie gave Joe another
prize, for winning another round... Nuts, for his sundae, a sack of nuts
for it. Joe didn't like that prize either, ungrateful jerk that he was
proving to be this night, and threw his nuts in Jeffie's face. Jeffie
offered Joe another prize, the runner up prize. Joe, again being an
unappreciative jerk, and a sore winner to boot, refused it. Jeffie
offered it to Josh, who accepted it. It was a brand new car. Josh was
very happy. Joe, again being a very bad sport, was furious, now wanting
the prize, after realizing it was HIS car. Josh's happiness, as
happiness so often does, turned out to be short lived... Josh being the
boy scout that he is, returned it to Joe. Jeffie got smacked around some
more. So, that was The Metallic Onslaught's Super Duper Duper
Spectacular game show, brought to you by Jeffie. It was pretty much a
failure. But, don't worry people, for next week, Jeffie claims that
there will be a variety show, where everyone will perform a different
entertaining act. Juggling, fire breathing, perhaps combining the 2
things, and juggling fire... And who knows what other fascinating
talents will be in store... Knowing who's in charge of it, well, it's
sure to turn out like the game show, not really successful, but, hey,
who knows?!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There Were: Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, Just Joe, EVD, and the band
(god-rot). The band was there for the first hour and some. They were
interviewed, introduced themselves, and told us about their band/music,
as this is their first time on LE, although their music has been played
often. A lot of their songs were played this night. They are a rockin'
band (not rockin' like Dokken, though, as they are NOTHING like
Dokken!)! www.godrot.com and www.myspace.com/godrotmetal are their web
sites, and their CD is available on the myspace one. They all got hugged
by Just Joe when his Hugging Music played. Still realizing that they had
acted too hastily when they took away Just Joe's ability to create the
future, Azkath hypnotized him, telling him that he could once again do
so. They gave him some tests to try, making a lot of butterflies appear,
setting himself on fire, setting EVD on fire... But none of these
actually happened, although Just Joe believed they had. Then Just Joe
got CD's, and The Boomstick, but that didn't really prove anything,
since, he asked for them, Azkath gave them to him, and Just Joe tried to
say he'd caused these things. And, they didn't work out very well for
Just Joe. Just Joe made it so EVD could not be heard, and Azkath played
along. Azkath then hypnotized Joe again, telling him that he could not
create the future, and that everything he did in that regard would fail.
Wait, everything he does in any regard fails. Except for scavenger
hunting, apparently he is a super wiz at that. EVD could now be heard
again, and Just Joe could now no longer cause anything he tried to have
happen to happen... He was very confused, but, then again, that state is
nothing new for him. And, happy anniversary to EVD(!), as Tuesday,
September 11th, marks the 2nd anniversary of his first appearance on LE,
and this, of course, is the nearest LE to that, so it was also for him.
Very happy anniversary EVD! It wasn't a very good day, and hasn't been
ever since your arrival, for Just Joe, but the rest of us appreciate
you! Hmmm... Wait... September 11th? Didn't something else big also
occur on that date?? It seems like it did... The Feature Artist was the
band G-spot's performance at last year's Girls Rock Girls Rule Show.
That was good to hear, it sounded great...
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Live Show Listings

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary, Hemlock, and Full Blown Chaos

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s, Everybody Out, and the Horrorpops

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Try.Fail.Repeat, Check Engine, and Armageddon Monks

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Depew
Throwdown, Sanctity, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show (co-Sponsored by Xtreme Soundscapes)
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Cootie Shot, G-spot, Silence Bleeds, Loki the Grump,
If Man Is Five, and RewBee

Sat, Sept 29 – The Hot End, Elmira
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Silence Bleeds, RewBee, G-spot, Cootie Shot,
If Man Is Five, and Loki the Grump

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Mon, Oct 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Overkill and Epica

Wed, Oct 10 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Child’s Play and Y&T

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 9, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Steve Roach and Roger King "Dust to Dust"

Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Rage "Make My Day"
Holy Terror "Damned by Judges"
Slayer "Postmortem / Raining Blood" (R)
(god-rot) "Intro / Trash Bag"
Dimmu Borgir "The Serpentine Offering"
Sepultura "Territory" (R)
Hatebreed "Divine Judgment" (R)
(god-rot) "And You are Dead"
Pro-Pain "Foul Taste of Freedom" (R)
Fear Factory "Scapegoat"
Forbidden "Step by Step" (R)
(god-rot) "Demonic Cries I Crave / They Just Started Cutting"
(god-rot) "Clothes"
Divine Heresy "Saviour Self"
Slayer "South of Heaven - Live" (R)
Pissing Razors "Takedown" (R)
Sepultura "Refuse / Resist" (R)
Y&T "Mean Streak"
High on Fire "Waste of Tiamat"
Himsa "Haunter"
Check Engine "The Blame"
Worm Quartet "Frank's Not in the Band Anymore"
Baroness "Aleph"
The Agonist "Void of Sympathy"
Ministry "The Dick Song"
Iced Earth "Ten Thousand Strong"
Machine Head "Imperium - Live"
Crimson Shadows "Dark Winter's Night"
Waltari "Not Enough"
King Diamond "Dressed in White"
Mehida "Guilty"
Fates Warning "Shades of Heavenly Death"
Silence Bleeds "Believe"
Cootie Shot "Hoj Tpoj"
G-Spot "Even the Mighty Fall"
Rewbee "2 the Day"
Marisa Mini "Strawberry Shortcake"
Nasty Savage "Unchained Angel"
Death Angel "Kill as One"
Sentinel Beast "Dogs of War"
Suicidal Tendencies "War Inside My Head"
Possessed "Storm Inside My Mind"
Destruction "Eternal Ban" (R)
Dark Angel "Never to Rise Again"
Detente "Losers"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
Exodus "And Then There Were None"
Sons of Poseidon "Unjust"
Obituary "Drop Dead"
Chiodos "If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink"
Lord Belial "Unholy War"
Horse the band "Kangarooster Meadows"
Megadeth "Skin of My Teeth - Live"
A Life Once Lost "Meth Mouth"
Heaven & Hell "Die Young - Live"
Oxymor "Fureur interieure"
Rage "Talk to Grandpa"
Devin Townsend"Omnisdimensional Creator"
Within Chaos "Curveball"
The Gathering "Strange Machines (live w/orchestra)"
Hayseed Dixie "Paint It Black"
McKenna-Malisque "The Movie"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken (David Tanny Mega-Mix)"

Feature: G-Spot Live, September 2006 Girls Rock Girls Rule Show, The
Haunt, Ithaca, NY

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - September 7, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

Not sure what is going on The Metallic Onslaught tonight, tune in and
find out...

As for The Last Exit, we should have (god-rot) up to the show, and our
feature a bit after 5am will be G-Spot live from last years Girls Rock
Girls Rule...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **


On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, (back from seeing Poison, err, Rat), Rick, Lancer, Joe
The Angry Troll, Jeffie, EVD, and... A girl who looked and sounded
exactly like Maria, only she claimed to be Maria's twin sister, Heather,
and her puppy. Heather said she was there to get revenge for her
sister's death, and she was going to kill Jeffie. No one seemed to have
much of a problem with that. Jeffie arrived. He brought with him
something we haven't heard in quite a while... The keyboard that plays
Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go". So we heard that tune a lot all
night long, along with Jeffie playing on the keyboard, or trying to, at
least. They sent Jeffie into the other room, so he could see/meet
Heather, and also, mostly, to get him away from them, in the hopes that
she would kill him. Heather told Jeffie who she was, and why she was
there. Jeffie kept insisting that she was Maria, that, of course she was
Maria, because he and Just Joe had never killed Maria, they had told
everyone that at the time, and, here she was, so there was the proof...
They had never killed her, they had just taken all her clothes off,
shaved her all over, and given her a haircut, which was why this girl
looked exactly like Maria, but with shorter hair, because they had done
that. So, whoever this girl is, Maria, or Heather, either way, she has
an excellent reason to exact revenge and kill! Good going, Jeffie! To
admit all that to whoever this is! The girl kept insisting she was
Heather, and Jeffie kept insisting she was Maria. They did a lot of
brawling all throughout the night. Jeffie also brawled with Joe and
Lancer. Jeffie called Just Joe to tell him that they had a problem...
Maria was alive, oh sure, she said she was someone named Heather, but he
knew it was Maria, what should they do about this. Right, you think you
may have a big problem, and you call on JUST JOE to help you solve
it!!!! The only person in the world who would do something like that is
Jeffie. Heather, or Maria, or whoever she was, got on the phone and told
Just Joe that she was going to kill him for his having helped to kill
her sister. She was also going to kill EVD for his being a pervert and
REALLY admiring her sister's dead body, and doing who knows what else
with it, but she said, if he would help her kill Just Joe, they could
make a deal about that. Just Joe didn't seem to really have any ideas as
to what he and Jeffie should do about their problem (oh, there's a big
shock!), he just kinda babbled incoherently on and on, and nothing he
said made any sense, so, in other words, he was his usual self. WIJP?
was played. Heather?/Maria?/whoever's cell phone was in his pants, yet
one more very good reason for her to kill him. It was a camera one, and
it took a picture of, well, of everything that was in Jeffie's pants.
Jeffie ended the night with a monologue about how he was Jeffie The
Radio Guy, how he loved his fans, and how he had absolutely not, under
any circumstances, killed Maria, Maria was fine, just as he had said she
was all along. Tired of listening to the monologue, everyone went home...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, EVD, Dave, Gorgar, Rub
Mc'Groin, the band Armageddon Monks, and the band Psyche Corporation,
which is one person (like Worm Quartet is one person, Shoebox, only
Psyche Corporation is a very different kind of band from Worm Quartet in
every other way but that. They are both awesome bands, just very
different), Genevieve. Because the kendo stick was finally broken beyond
all repair, there was now a boomstick of doom. People got smacked with
that, EVD, Just Joe, and Dave, throughout the night. Armageddon Monks
brought their new vocalist, Matt, and their new CD, a collection of
re=recorded songs from their 1st 2 CD's. They promoted it's upcoming
release show, and updated us on the band. Tracks from the CD were
played. They rocked, of course. www.armageddonmonks.com
www.myspace.com/amonks www.youtube.com/watchthemonks are the sites where
you can find them. Genevieve, who claims to be from another planet, and
is a very deep, existential person, who, it is very obvious, thinks a
lot, explained the meaning of all her songs for us. She also gave her
deep philosophical answers to a lot of those theinsanedomain.com
questions. And, for that one "What if there was an evil picnic basket,
and the only way to destroy it was by singing a song about it?", she, as
some other bands have done, made up and sang a song about an evil picnic
basket. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Genevieve would get to
break 3 records on Just Joe. No bullet, and she would break them on
Dave. No bullet. She beat Dave over and over and over again, but she
couldn't get the records to break at first, she finally got one broken,
and then Just Joe took over. Dave "fell" down the stairs with help from
Azkath kicking him. When Just Joe's Hugging Music played, 3 people were
supposed to keep Just Joe from getting to Genevieve and hugging her.
EVD, Dave, and Gorgar. The 3 of them together failed. But, on the second
go around, Azkath alone succeeded. Along with her in depth description
of the meaning of each one, a bunch of the tracks from Psyche
Corporation were played. She also claims that being from another planet,
she will be able to have you download wonderful dreams, dreams, not
thought control. According to her descriptions, her songs often come
from bizarre deep dreams. They all made a lot of sense, though, and she
has an awesome singing voice. www.psychecorporation.com and
www.myspace.com/psychecorp are her web sites, check them out, she is
very cool. There was a lot of brawling and, as I mentioned, people
getting pummeled with the boomstick. Queensryche was The Feature Artist,
old Queensryche...
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Show Listings

Sat, Sept 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
(god-rot), Beyond World’s End, and Lethal Dose

Sat, Sept 8 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
The Red Death, Entrail, Angels Beneath Me, The Oedipus Complex, and
Drive Live Petty

Thurs, Sept 13 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Echoes of Eternity, EdGuy, and Into Eternity

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary, Hemlock, and Full Blown Chaos

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s, Everybody Out, and the Horrorpops

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 22 – Castaways, Ithaca
Try.Fail.Repeat, Check Engine, and Armageddon Monks

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Depew
Throwdown, Sanctity, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show (co-Sponsored by Xtreme Soundscapes)
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Cootie Shot, G-spot, Silence Bleeds, Loki the Grump,
If Man Is Five, and RewBee

Sat, Sept 29 – The Hot End, Elmira
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Silence Bleeds, RewBee, G-spot, Cootie Shot,
If Man Is Five, and Loki the Grump

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Mon, Oct 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Overkill and Epica

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: September 2, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: "Steve Roach and Roger King "Dust to Dust"

Worm Quartet "Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of
the Songs / Dear God / Mommy's Broken / Frank's Not in the Band Anymore"
Divinity Destroyed "Void"
Others "Curse"
(god-rot) "And You Are Dead"
Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
Ministry "Let's Go"
The Agonist "Trophy Kill"
Hatebreed "Another Day, Another Vendetta" (R)
Pro-Pain "Death on the Dancefloor" (R)
Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Slayer "Darkness of Christ / Disciple / God Send Death" (R)
Megadeth "Tornado of Souls - Live"
Aeon "When the War Comes"
Armageddon Monks "Suffocate"
Amorphis "Enigma"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken (Dance Remix) / Pac-Man is Naked and So
Should You / Too Fat for the Pit"
Waltari "Spokebone"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"
Mehida "Burning Earth"
At All Cost "The Message"
If Man is Five "Pots Cranial Debris" (R)
Loki the Grump "Shockingly Happy"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
Oxymor "Douce Euphorie"
Rota Temporis "In Incipit"
Mortiferia "The Great Work"
Armageddon Monks "No Day Like Tomorrow"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Skold "Anything"
Blood for Blood "Livin' in Exile"
Persephone "The Day You Went Away"
Skyclad "Earth Mother, The Sun, and The Furious Host"
Helloween "Savage"

Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Sudden Death "Pillagers"
McKenna/Mailisque "The Movie"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken (Backwards Version) / Ice Cream Has No
Bones / Mommy's Broken (French Version) / Call Me Jennifer and Steal My
Stapler"
Psyche Corporation "Morpheus V2.1"
Gotthard "Master of Illusion"
Horse the Band "The Red Tornado"
The Agonist "Rise and Fall"
Meldrum "Down Your Throat"
Psyche Corporation "On Your Knees"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken (David Tanny Mega-Mix)"
Raging Speedhorn "Before the Sea was Built"
Iced Earth "Ten Thousand Strong"
Chidos "Teeth the Size of Piano Keys"
Psyche Corporation and Anaphase "Architect of Dreams"
Will Haven "Landing on Ice"
Destination: Oblivion "The Seed is Planted"
Psyche Corporation "Beast"
Worm Quartet "Get a Real Dog"
Psyche Corporation "Antionette"

Feature: Queensryche

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 31, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

So tonight on The Metallic Onslaught, the regular crew should be back,
and I believe there will be a surprise for Jeffie...

On The Last Exit, we should have Genevieve of Psyche Corporation up for
the night, and I believe at least one or two of the Armageddon Monks
will stop up with their new CD. Also, there are rumors of Rub stopping by...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Rick and Josh. They told us about the concert they attended
the week before, the one that they had to leave because Just Joe made
them by creating a reality where they were at MO, and thus forcing poor
Rick to miss his favorite band of all time, "Lamb Of God!". (OOOO!!!!),
*TINGLE!!!!* Just Joe is very lucky to be alive, as it's a miracle (for
Just Joe, anyways, I don't know about the rest of us) that Rick didn't
brutally kill him for that. But, what they did get to see of the
concert, was extremely heavy and they enjoyed it. Because Rick was
running the show for this night, (Joe wasn't there because, apparently,
there is an obscure, not well known, rule for broadcasting against
having too many Joes on the air at once, since there had been 3 Joes
there last week, this week, as penalty, there could be none, actually,
Joe was off to go see Poison, oh sure, he claims it was to see Ratt, who
were also on that show, but we all know it was really Poison he was
there to see, as he is old, demented, and senile, so he loves Poison,
they're his favorite band). That meant that he got to pick everything
that was played, with some suggestions from Josh as well, that's what
happens when you're the host, among the perks, and there are many, are
that you have control and can play what you want and like. So, there was
a lot of thrash, an hour and a half of uninterrupted thrash in fact, and
even some Metallica, 2 songs from them from back in the day. There was
also some weird song about beer, by a German band who sang in heavy
British accents. That was from Josh. And there was, of course, "Lamb Of
God!" (OOOO!!!!), *TINGLE* played as well, since they are Rick's
favorite, and Just Joe made him miss them in concert.

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Foul Mouth Girl, and Azkath. This show was an
Armageddon Show, because it had been decided that, if Just Joe really
can create the future, well then, why not put his talent to good use and
have him create Armageddon, or at least Armageddon-like things. So they
told Just Joe to create a bunch of apocalyptic, Armageddon like events.
But Just Joe said that he wasn't sure he had those powers any more, he
hadn't been able to create any future all week. Which was their own
fault, as they had told him to create a future where he couldn't create
the future. Which you should all take as a lesson(!), and the lesson is
this... Don't be too hasty in your actions, think them through
thoroughly before you act, as, you may just get what you intended, but
realize, too late, that maybe it wasn't really what you wanted after
all, by possibly taking away Just Joe's powers, they may have missed out
on a really good chance to have a lot of fun, because they hadn't
thought of all the fun possibilities before acting. For his 1st
apocalyptic event, they told Just Joe to really concentrate and make
fire rain from the sky. He concentrated... Thumping sounds could be
heard coming from outdoors. They thought he had succeeded. EVD went to
check. He reported that it was raining... Something... But not fire...
No, Just Joe had managed to make it rain the farthest from apocalyptic
thing as you could get... It was raining cute, adorable, furry, stuffed
animals. Yes, everywhere, covering everything outside the house were
thousands, nay, perhaps millions, of cute, adorable, furry stuffed
animals of all kinds. Oh, how Metal! Oh, how apocalyptic! Everyone was
extremely disappointed and disgusted. Well, that is, everyone but Just
Joe, who was trying to justify what he had done by saying that it wasn't
as cool as fire, but it was still cool, and Foul Mouth Girl, who was now
in her glory, running outside in delight to collect all the adorable
stuffed animals. Hey, FMG, save some for me! Since to most present, Just
Joe had failed miserably at his 1st attempt at an Armageddon event, they
told him to try something else. Make it rain frogs, preferably not
stuffed ones, but live ones, or, I suppose, dead ones would be cool,
too. He concentrated... And he did succeed in causing A LOT of frogs.
However, instead of raining down from the sky in true Armageddon
fashion, they all accumulated in the basement. Millions of frogs, who
were alive, btw, in the basement. They weren't too happy with Just Joe
on this one either. So they told him to create a tornado of ice outside.
He concentrated... No ice tornado. However, now all of the frogs
downstairs were on fire. Still alive and hopping, and not burning
anything else around them, but, most definitely, on fire. TTTP was
played... If a bullet played, Just Joe would be thrown downstairs with
the fiery frogs. If no bullet, then the stuffed animals (FMG had
collected all of them, every single one, in the hall), would be thrown
down there. It was hoped that this would accomplish 2 things, 1, that,
hopefully, the stuffies would catch on fire, 2, and that FMG would run
down there after them to try and rescue them, as just the thought of all
those cute stuffies being destroyed was extremely distressing to her.
And, if Buckner And Garcia, William Shatner, or any strange music like
that played, then EVD would have to be thrown down to the fiery frogs,
just because he is supposed to take the punishment for any strange,
goofy music. A bullet, Lillian Axe, played. Just Joe was thrown down the
stairs. He landed on a bunch of live, flaming frogs. Or at least they
were alive... Some of them became squished when Just Joe landed on them.
Then, even though a bullet had played, so this wasn't theoretically
supposed to have happened, but because they are evil, they began
throwing Stuffies down the stairs. FMG cried out in distress, (although,
to her credit, and amazingly, somehow she did manage to refrain from
swearing), and then a calamity developed in the basement. Well, for some
involved it was a calamity, for those perpetrating it, it was fun. They
threw more stuffies, and a protesting and crying FMG down the stairs. So
now, in the basement, all in a heap on top of each other were, a bunch
of frogs, some alive, some now dead and squishy, but all on fire, Just
Joe, a bunch of cute stuffies, and poor FMG, who was not only on top of
a bunch of squishy frogs, but, worst of all possible things, she was
also on top of Just Joe. And they were all now locked down there
together. The cries from poor FMG were pitiful to behold. Next break
they were back, and Just Joe reported that his landing on the frogs had
caused them to all go out. Then we did have a true sign of Armageddon...
A Voice Unheard. Which would have been better left unheard, as it was a
really crappy attempt at metal music. For his next assignment, Just Joe
was told to bring all the stuffies (they were all somehow still fine) to
life, make them killer, and turn them on FMG. And, as with all of his
other attempts thus far this night, what they asked for didn't happen,
but something, kinda related, you could say, did... All of FMG's newly
acquired stuffies were still fine, and definitely not alive, or
killer... However, Gorgar called in to say that his home was being
attacked by deer. A bunch of big apparently stuffed, deer. Next they
told Just Joe to make a giant meteor fall from the sky. He failed
miserably at this one. Well, in the eyes of everyone except for FMG...
No giant meteor falling from the sky. But A WHOLE LOT more stuffies. FMG
was delighted. Everyone else was very disappointed, and disgusted with
Just Joe. Then someone spoke aloud the brilliant thought "why don't you
work on creating a future where you can't not create the future any
more?!", or something along those lines. So the night ended, and no
Armageddon, or anything even remotely Armageddon like. Just, for the
most part, millions of cute, adorable, furry stuffies, the most
inappropriate thing for a metal show, and, most especially, for an
Armageddon Metal Show! So FMG was deliriously happy. Everyone else was
upset with Just Joe, even though it was really their fault that Just Joe
had lost his powers, they were still cranky that there had been no
Armageddon, and blamed Just Joe. Hey... Maybe FMG should be extra nice
to Just Joe?! After all, he did her a huge favor, even if
unintentionally. She now has millions and millions of cute, adorable,
furry stuffies, all thanks to Just Joe! Nah! Nothing in the world, not
even all those adorable stuffies, is enough to make her, or anyone else,
for that matter, do that. So, The Armageddon Show was an utter failure.
First Zoltan ruins Armageddon, now Just Joe does. Oh well. It's not much
longer to go now to 2012, I don't think either one of them can screw
that one up. We were just trying to hurry it along a bit this night,
but, failed miserably. So I guess we'll all just half to wait a little
longer after all. Unless Just Joe does somehow get his powers back, that
is. Hey, FMG, don't forget to share your newfound wealth of stuffies
with me hon, ok?! Death Angel was The Feature Artist...
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Live Upcoming Shows

Fri, Aug 31 – The Palm Gardens, Cortland
Angels Beneath Me, Blood Reign, Beyond World’s End, Eightdown, Monorae,
and If Man is Five

Tues, Sept 4 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Epicurean, Forever In Terror, ThisMoment, and BloodLoss

Wed, Sept 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Chthonic

Wed, Sept 5 – The Broome County Arena, Binghamton
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
(god-rot), Beyond World’s End, and Lethal Dose

Sat, Sept 8 – The Downtown Quarterback, Endicott
The Red Death, Entrail, Angels Beneath Me, The Oedipus Complex, and
Drive Live Petty

Thurs, Sept 13 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Echoes of Eternity, EdGuy, and Into Eternity

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s, Everybody Out, and the Horrorpops

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Buffalo
Throwdown, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show (co-Sponsored by Xtreme Soundscapes)
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Cootie Shot, G-spot, Silence Bleeds, Loki the Grump,
If Man Is Five, and RewBee

Sat, Sept 29 – The Hot End, Elmira
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
Emiko, Marisa Mini, Silence Bleeds, RewBee, G-spot, Cootie Shot,
If Man Is Five, and Loki the Grump

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 26, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Nothing "Nondescript"

D0dheimsgard "Apocalyptism"
Sonic Reign "Fucked Up but Glorious"
I "Cursed We Are"
Oxymor "Mourir Hier"
Aeon "There Will Be No Heaven for Me"
Obituary "Bloodshot"
Bring Me the Horizon "Pray for Plagues"
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
Others "The Key"
Beers Metal "Free Beer"
Possible Oscar "How We Recycle"
Ringworm "The Ninth Circle"
Horse the Band "Sex Raptor"
Epica "Chasing the Dragon"
The Agonist "Trophy Kill"
At All Cost "The Wall that Divides"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "No More Goodbyes"
Voivod "Psychic Vacuum"
Divine Heresy "Bleed the Fifth"
Heaven and Hell "Die Young - Live"
Deadlock "Bloodpact"
Trelldom "From This Past"
Ratt "Lack of Communication"
Thismeansyou "Demon's Cry"
Coliseum "Funeral Line"
Baroness "Wanderlust"
Shadowspeak "Enough"
Marduk "Limbs of Worship"
Giant Squid "Revolution in the Water'
Project: Failing Flesh "Through the Broken Lens"
Agent Steel "Unstoppable Force"
Alice Cooper "Pick Up the Bones"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Blood for Blood "Hanging on the Corner"
Lillian Axe "The World Stopped Turning"
Suicidal Tendencies "Pop Songs"
Darkwell "Realm of Darkness"
Damn the Machine "The Mission"

Cities "Burn Forever"
Morgoth "Female Infanticide"
Fiction "In the Flat Field"
Nevermore "The Sound of Silence"
Queensryche "Anybody Listening"
Anubis Gate "Resurrection Time"
Iced Earth "Ten Thousand Strong"
Raging Speedhorn "The Last Comet from Nothingness"
Will Haven "Handlebars to Freedom"
Number Twelve Looks Like You "Cradle in the Crater"
Psyche Corporation "Universe"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Titanium Black "Cracks of Light"
Fluttr Effect Trio "Transmission"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
King Diamond "Mother's Getting Weaker"
Devildriver "Burning Sermon"
Holy Terror "No Ressurection"
VoiVod "This is Not an Exercise / Cockroaches"

Feature: Death Angel

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 24, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
_________________________________________________

Notes from Azkath...

So, as far as I know, the Metallic Onslaught tonight will be just Rick
and Josh. Almost like a mirror of last week. Except that they showed up
halfway through.

On The Last Exit. Stuff will occur. Joe will get beaten up by someone.
Maybe a band will stop in. Lots of cool and unusual music will get
played. But as of right now, nothing is planned.

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe (not 1, not 2, but 3 Joe's, in fact, 3 for the price of
1(!), well, since MO's free... Triple the Joe, Joe cubed, list of Joe's
coming up directly), the host of the show, old, demented, senile Joe,
the stupid Joe, Just Joe, and, the angry Joe, Joe The Angry Troll. Also
there along with all the Joe's were: Rick, Josh, Maria, The Demon
Azkath, Jeffie, and EVD (whom they now call FTD, since he said he
doesn't make bombs, he delivers flowers for a living. But he now said
the EVD stands for Evil Villainous Dude). Rick, Josh, and Jeffie were
not there at first, but were later, more on which to come... The Demon
Azkath dropped by again near the beginning of the night, and brought EVD
with him. He also, it turned out had brought someone else with him, more
on that to come shortly as well. Azkath told Joe that, because he was
old, senile, and going to see Poison next Friday, he was no longer fit
to run the show, and was being impeached. Joe said he wasn't going
anywhere. Azkath and Joe went into the hallway to fight the matter out.
Or at least, that's what Joe thought. But Azkath, being a very evil
demon, had a nasty surprise in store for Joe... While Joe was occupied
fighting with Azkath, Just Joe totally blind sided him, attacking him
viciously with the kendo stick. Then EVD came out there, and also went
after Joe. They took Joe out, and Azkath took over the show... Which is
how some Worm Quartet got played, among other things. Later, Joe cried
out from outside the door, saying that um, well, to quote something from
back in the day, he had fallen and he couldn't get up. Thinking that Joe
had probably broken a hip in his beat down, remember, he is old, and the
old are usually fragile, Azkath actually took some pity on him and went
out to help him (even evil demons are capable of that occasionally).
And, just to prove that that old saying "no good deed ever goes
unpunished" is true, that turned out to be a big mistake, and he should
have stuck to not caring... Because Joe had been faking, attacked him,
and managed to get back inside and lock him out. Later, when he was
back, Just Joe began bragging about how he can create the future (if you
don't know what that's about, see the last couple of Last Exit recaps).
No one from MO believed him, and Azkath and EVD still weren't sure.
Azkath told him that he had another test for him, and, if he could make
this happen, then he would believe that he could make things happen,
because there was no way this was going to be... Rick, Josh and Jeffie
weren't going to be there this night, as they were attending a concert
with "Lamb Of God!" (OOOO!!!! *TINGLE!!!!*) on the bill, and there is
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY(!) Rick would ever leave a concert before "Lamb Of
God!" (OOOO!!!! *TINGLE*) had played... So Azkath told Just Joe to make
it so they all would be at MO this night. Just Joe said he would do
that. Joe said that, if they did show up, then Rick and Josh could throw
Just Joe up the stairs, and then throw him down, too. Azkath said that,
if they did show up, he was leaving, but that there was NO WAY that
would happen. But, at the next break, lo and behold(!), but who should
appear? No, not a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer, not on this show! But
Rick, Josh, and Jeffie. Seeing that they were arriving, Azkath departed
to go spread evil elsewhere. Jeffie was happy to see Just Joe. Jeffie
went to show Maria that he had a cane, and he hit her in the forehead
hard with it, killing her. Jeffie and Just Joe quickly moved to get rid
of the evidence, taking the body away, while saying she was just
sleeping. EVD, proving that he truly is a pervert, wanted to, admire the
corpse, and do who knows what else with it. Everyone was really pissed
at Jeffie, everyone but Just Joe anyways. Jeffie and Just Joe said they
had taken her to Jeffie's bus, taken off all her clothes, and put her in
the closet, to sleep. But, next break, Maria was back, demanding to know
why/how she was naked. Oh, that poor girl! If she only knew! Having the
2 of them do that to her, she's lucky she was unconscious! If she knew
she'd wish she had been dead! Apparently she hadn't been dead after all,
only unconscious. Seeing her, Jeffie and Just Joe freaked out, saying
that she was undead now, so she must be a zombie, negating their
sleeping defense earlier. Jeffie attacked her with the cane and gave her
lots of shots with it, killing her. Everyone was pissed at them again.
Maria came back one more time, so apparently Jeffie and Just Joe suck as
badly at killing as they do at everything else they do. But, the 3rd
time they killed her, again with the cane, she never came back, so,
perhaps they have killed her. Everyone was upset, asking why the hell
they had done such a thing to poor Maria. They insisted she was a
zombie, who ate brains. Oh yeah, right! Like either one of them had
anything to worry about on that score! They have no brains, they're
perfectly safe from zombies, even if she had been a zombie, which she
wasn't. Rick and Joe threw Just Joe up the stairs. And, later, they did
again, and back down. The kendo stick got used a lot, almost everyone
got to use it, and also got it used on them, at various times all
throughout the night. It got broken, but, not to worry, it can be put
back together again...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Azkath, Just Joe, EVD, Dave, Gorgar, and Fritz, who hasn't
been there in quite a long time. Also there was the kendo stick, which,
once again, got a lot of use. When TTTP was played, the rules were... If
a bullet played, Just Joe would get 5 shots with the cane. If no bullet
played, Just Joe could give anyone he wanted to 5 shots with it, and, if
Buckner And Garcia, William Shatner, or any other goofy type stuff like
that played, everyone would get a turn giving EVD a shot. No bullet.
Just Joe chose Fritz to cane, but then caned EVD, breaking the stick.
They decided to have Fritz put Just Joe up on the roof, and have him
jump off onto Dave. So it was done, and Dave kinda got squashed. Being
the evil people that they are, and because it's fun and amusing to
torment Just Joe (fun and amusing for everyone else but him, of
course)... Since they were pretty sure he could create the future, since
he proved it on The Metallic Onslaught the night before (read the above
recap for that if you don't know what that means and want to, or even if
you don't wanna know, read it anyways, if you have not!), they decided
to put this to good use torturing Just Joe. They told him, since he made
whatever he thought about come true, he better not imagine that there
was a hole in the wall with a bunch of spiders coming out of it. Being
so suggestible, of course, now he could think of nothing else, He saw
spiders, ran away shrieking, and fell down the stairs. They told him he
should think of himself on fire, that that would keep the spiders at
bay. He began screaming that he was on fire, lamenting that he should
have set the SPIDERS on fire. They told him to not think of falling off
something, of course he fell. They also made him not think/think about
going outside and getting hit with a meteor, and not to think/think
about Gorgar getting hit in the head and believing Just Joe was a deer.
All of which came to pass. Just Joe was now quite messed up and very
distraught. They told him that obviously this being able to create
reality thing wasn't turning out to be such a good thing for him after
all. And that there was only one solution... He would have to believe
that he couldn't make the future, truly believe that, and then it would
come true. Just Joe agreed that he must do this to stop all these
horrible realities from happening to him. So he's now concentrating
really hard on believing that he can not create the future, and now
seems to believe it. Which is probably a very good thing, because you
really don't want a world where Just Joe can create reality now do you?!
*shudder* I know I'm breathing easier! There were a lot of beat downs
and brawls with the cane throughout the night. It's been broken, fixed,
broken, and fixed again quite a few times now. Three Inches Of Blood was
The Feature Artist...

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 19, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Nothing "Nondescript"

Faun "Rad"
Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
King Diamond "Broken Spell"
Black Casket "Black Blood"
Behemoth "Wish"
Iced Earth "Setian Massacre"
Aeon "You Pray to Nothing"
Horse the Band "The Startling Secret of Super Sapphire"
Turbonegro "Everybody Loves a Chubby Dude" (R)
Veloz Attack "Eyes of Creation"
Baroness "Wailing Wintery Wind"
Lord Belial "Death as Solution"
As I Lay Dying "An Ocean Between Us"
Check Engine "Demise"
Epica "Indigo / The Obsessive Devotion"
Hecavitz "Ride Thee Nebulah"
SSS "New Dogs"
Symphony X "The Walls of Babylon"
The Agonist "Take a Bow"
Children of Bodom "Touch Like an Angel of Death" (R)
Worm Quartet "Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler"
Beyond World's End "Wasting Away Reality"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Carrier Flux "Ghost in the Machine"
Avenged Sevenfold "An Epic of Time Wasted"
Savatage "Legions"
Accept "London Leatherboys"
Rage "Light Into the Darkness"

Hatesphere "Drinking with the King of the Dead"
Riot "Little Miss Death"
Ratt "You Should Know by Now"
Rodrigo y Gabriela "Diablo Rojo"
Shok Paris "Steel and Starlight"
Ringworm "Things are Not as They Seem / The Cage"
Miranda Sex Garden "Peep Show"
Coliseum "Skyline Fucker"
Oxymor "Les Barbares Civilses"
VoiVod "Tornado / Cosmic Drama"
At All Costs "Eating Lightning Pt III"
Obituary "Feel the Pain"
Beatallica "Blackened in the USSR"
Hades "The Leaders?"
(god-rot) "Demonic Cries I Crave"
Samael "Quasar Waves"
Sudden Death "Pillagers"
Horse the Band "Kangarooster Meadows" (R)
Veloz Attack "Kittie the Merc"
Pantheon I "Where Angels Burn"
Rota Temporis "In Incipit"
The Absence "World Divides"
The Austerity Program "Song 17A"
Devildriver "Burning Sermon"
King Diamond "Cold as Ice"
Behemoth "Slaying the Prophets of Isa"
Akimbo "Megatherium"
Seasons of the Wolf "In the Shadows"
Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"
Hemlock "My Eyes Itch"
Malevolent Creation "Unleash Hell"
Forever and Terror "Shameless Crucifixion"
Kreator "Depression Unrest"

Feature: 3 Inches of Blood

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Upcoming Concerts

Sat, Aug 25 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Drop Clutch and Suicide City

Fri, Aug 31 – The Palm Gardens, Cortland
Angels Beneath Me, Blood Reign, Beyond World’s End, Eightdown, Monorae,
and If Man is Five

Tues, Sept 4 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Epicurean, Forever In Terror, ThisMoment, and BloodLoss

Wed, Sept 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Chthonic

Wed, Sept 5 – The Broome County Arena, Binghamton
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
(god-rot), Beyond World’s End, and Lethal Dose

Thurs, Sept 13 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Echoes of Eternity and Into Eternity

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s, Everybody Out, and the Horrorpops

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Buffalo
Throwdown, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
If Man Is Five, Silence Bleeds, Cootie Shot, Loki the Grump, G-spot,
RewBee, Marisa Mini

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

Sun, Nov 11 – Club Infinity, Buffalo
Beneath the Massacre, Gorija, Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 17, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
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Notes from Azkath...

So, Rick and Josh will be absent from The Metallic Onslaught. Perhaps I
shall stop in for a bit. Not sure who else will be there.

The Last Exit... Um. I should plan things out better, eh? Then again,
the last few shows have been pretty good, I think, so maybe not. :)

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh, Maria, Potato, someone who looked a lot
like Private Dick Bill Slippers but was called Joe The Troll, Jeffie,
EVD, and The Demon Azkath. The Demon Azkath stopped by once again before
Jeffie and EVD arrived to further his plan to help Josh be more manly,
not be the recipient of so much abuse, and win more people over to his
side. Last week, his tutoring got Josh to get Jeffie to be afraid of
him, and to be nice to him and be his friend. Of course, Jeffie's idea
of being nice is often thought of as not nice but disgusting to whoever
he thinks he's being nice to, (he might offer you some of his boogers to
eat, or play WIJP? for you, but that's how he is, because he's just,
well, wrong, really, really, really wrong, he can't help it, that's what
happens when you're a clone, and someone pees in your clone mixture
before you were made), but being afraid of Josh now, at least it kept
him off Josh for the most part. Now, as the next phase of his plan,
Azkath told Josh that he should try to get EVD on his side, be nice to
him, stand up for him when the others were being jerks to him and saying
mean things to him, as they are want to do. Having imparted this bit of
wisdom, Azkath departed. Shortly after, Jeffie and EVD arrived. Jeffie
was still sucking up to Josh, saying that he liked him, that he was his
friend. Josh did stick up for EVD when the others started saying untrue
things about him. They kept saying he makes bombs for his job, which is
untrue, or at least he claims it's untrue. Josh kept telling them "he
doesn't make bombs for the last time!". He said this like 25 times, so,
except for the one which, on accident, turned out to really be for the
last time, or at least for that night, probably next week it'll start
again, he lied, it never was for the last time. But it did succeed in
warming EVD up to him. He, too, began saying that he liked Josh, Josh
was alright. WIJP? was played. In his pants was a full bottle of red
Mountain Dew. He said it was really cold, and was stuck to his applebag.
He asked anyone to help him, no one wanted to. Josh told him to "pull it
off" (Josh! Dirty!). Jeffie pulled. Said it hadn't worked. Josh told him
to pull again. After 3 pulls, it finally came off. Um, I mean the bottle
of soda became unstuck, and Jeffie was able to remove it from his pants.
Funny thing, no one seemed to want to drink a full bottle of perfectly
good Mountain Dew after that for some reason. Jeffie brought out the
pussycat puppet and attacked Maria with it, trying to make her kiss the
pussy. They did a lot of fighting over the pussy. She could be heard
yelling "give it to me!", "give me the pussy!". They ran into, and then
back out of, the bathroom. EVD also got attacked with the pussy. The
Squeaking bird puppet, Bubbles also made an appearance. And cake got
thrown around. Messy...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Azkath, Just Joe, EVD, and Dave. Azkath had made, and
brought, a kendo stick to have EVD be hit with every time he makes a bad
joke, or pun, or talks in annoying voices. EVD, knowing this, was
cautious and on his guard, trying not to do anything that would provoke
this... For a while, at least, but he just can't help himself for long.
The way TTTP would go on this night... If a bullet played, the set would
not be stopped, but would go on 'til the end of the song set for reasons
I'm about to explain... For every bullet that played, Just Joe would get
caned 5 times. If no bullet played, Dave would be caned 5 times. And, if
Buckner And Garcia, or William Shatner, or anything in that vein played,
EVD would get caned 6 times. No bullet. Dave got caned 5 times on his
back. And then Azkath gave Just Joe a brutal shot to the head, knocking
him down the stairs, and unconscious. They were still not sure if Just
Joe can see the future, or if he can create it by saying something will
happen, and, thus, making it so. They had asked him to try creating a
future event earlier that night, and he had said that Azkath would give
Dave a severe caning. At first they had doubted that would happen, then
it did. However, it did because Dave had been being obnoxious, and had
gotten caned for that. So it still seemed inconclusive, had Just Joe
made that happen, or had it just been really likely to happen anyways.
They hypnotized Just Joe. Azkath told him to take his shirt off, NOT his
pants(!), just his shirt, and go lay down out on the lawn, and wake up
shortly with no memory of how he got that way. Just Joe did, only, in
addition to being half naked on the lawn, he also had Dave out there
with him... Caning him... When he returned, Just Joe was distraught.
Trying to be helpful, Azkath suggested to him, that perhaps when he
caned him in the head, he had broken his ability to create the future,
so, of course, since he might be at fault for that, it was only the
right thing for him to do to try to help him get it back by caning him
in the head again. Which he did... Knocking him down the stairs again...
EVD started talking in an annoying pirate voice and wouldn't stop.
Azkath caned him several times, and eventually, he ran away. Azkath told
Just Joe to create a reality where EVD would get a vicious caning. The
next break, EVD was back, and Azkath caned him A LOT of times. Although
EVD screamed, he still kept acting up, no matter how much he got caned,
so they began to think he must like it. Well, either that, or, like I
said, EVD just can't help himself. It is definitely one or the other,
because EVD still just couldn't restrain himself from deliberately
missunderstanding things, and so got caned even more, and he STILL did
it! At the end of the talk portion of the night, Just Joe, Dave, and EVD
were acting weird (well, they always act weird, but they were acting
weird in a suspicious way), talking like Ralph Cramdon of "The
Honeymooners", saying "bang, to the moon(!) a lot. Azkath accused them
of plotting, and caned them all. That kendo stick got a lot of a workout
all throughout the night. The sound of cane striking flesh, and the
resultant screams was heard many, many, many, many times. Did I mention
it was heard A LOT? No? I didn't think so. Well, IT WAS! Exciter was The
Feature Artist...

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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 8/12/07

Drum roll, dammit...

"STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC" RE-RELEASE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Finally! After being out of print for a longass time, Worm Quartet's
second album, "Stupid Video Game Music," is about to be back in
existence - remastered with a handful of bonus tracks and a bonus
video game for the PC and Mac, as well as new cover art which the
great Luke Ski himself has dubbed "the coolest album cover I have
ever seen."

The expected release date is August 17th - all pre-orders will get
a free extra surprise bonus item!
Check out the kickass new art and pre-order for a mere $9.99 at
http://www.wormquartet.com/wqstuff.htm

There's also have a new "Stalker Pack" available, with all four WQ
CDs and a sticker, for a mere $28.99.

Or, if you're living in Indianapolis or Atlanta, you can pick it
up directly from me at one of my upcoming shows! Read on, dammit!

WORM QUARTET MAKING DUMB NOISES DIRECTLY AT YOU NEWS
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THIS WEEKEND!!!!

August 16th-19th, 2007 - Indianapolis, IN

** GENCON INDY **

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE:
Music and comedy with a twist!
Friday (8/17), 8:00 pm, Westin: Grand IV (Main Stage)

THE BROBDIGNAGIAN BARDS
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
TOM SMITH
WORM QUARTET
ROB BALDER
CARRIE DAHLBY

@ Indiana Convention Center
100 South Capitol Ave.
Indianapolis, Indiana 46225

More info here:
http://www.gencon.com/2007/indy/events/events_guests/entertainment/fnl.aspx

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August 31-September 3, 2007 - Atlanta, GA

** DRAGON*CON **

The Filk chair this year is filkertom a.k.a. Tom Muddavuggin'
Smith, the Filk GoH is Carla BEEPin' Ulbrich, and other people
coming include Rob Balder, Luke Ski, Possible Oscar, the Bards,
Boogie Knights, and friggin' Paul & Storm. Exactly what part
of this doesn't rule?!?

More info TBD - check out http://www.dragoncon.org for the
supremely-impressive list of confirmed guests!

--

November 8-11th, Akron, OH

** CON ON THE COB **

Comedy Music Extravagasm happening all weekend long, including:

THE GREAT LUKE SKI
SUDDEN DEATH
WORM QUARTET
THE GOTHSICLES
CARRIE DAHLBY
NERDPUNK
THE MINDLESS TRIPOD EXPERIENCE
POSITIVE ATTITUDE (First live performance EVER)
STRATOS
POWER SALAD
TOM SMITH
ERIC COLEMAN
POSSIBLE OSCAR
SEAMONKEY
SOGGY POTATO CHIPS
ROB BALDER

Holiday Inn
4073 Medina Rd
Akron, OH 44333

More info at http://www.cononthecob.com
You do NOT want to miss this one.

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NERDAPALOOZA, unfortunately, has been postponed...they're looking
at June of 08 as a possibility. Hope it happens.

CON ON THE COB BENEFIT COMPILATION CD NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Earpicac, the Con On The Cob Comedy Music Extravagasm fund-
raiser CD (featuring two Worm Quartet tracks) is still
available at http://www.cononthecob.com/cme.htm for a mere
ten American dollars. Check it out, dammit!

NEW WORM QUARTET AT THEFUMP.COM NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
The newly-remastered "Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler"
is now available free for your downloading pleasure (Or 99
cents for a higher-quality mp3!) And if you go to the
archives, you can still check out my brand-new tune, "Less
Than Three!"

Go forth to http://www.thefump.com to check it out! And
check back every Tuesday and Friday for new funny songs every
week!

WORM QUARTET ON DR. DEMENTO NEWS
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Dr. D has "Mental Notes" and he's been kind enough to spin several
songs off of it already, including "I'm Not A Girl," "C Is For
Lettuce," "I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist," "you were
wrong cabinet sanchez," and "I've Got A Wife!" Wanna see some of
these here songs perhaps make it to the Funny Five? Why not go to
http://www.drdemento.com and request 'em, dammit?!?

Can't find Dr. Demento? See http://dmdb.org/stations.html for a
list of known stations that carry the show. The good Dr. also offers
his shows in streaming form at http://www.drdemento.com

RINGS THAT GO UP TO 11 NEWS
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Check out my wife's online jewelry store for one of the coolest
pieces 'o' jewelry my wife has ever offered - volume knob rings
that go all the way up to 11.

You can find it at http://www.damselflycreations.com
and her nifty non-jewelry stuff's at http://odditease.etsy.com

ODOR NEWS
=-=-=-=-=
My wife claims I smell like soap. This is because I forgot to
put my regular deodorant on earlier, and had to use the Emergency
Deodorant I had purchased at a 7-11 in California the last time
I forgot to put deodorant on. I'm a very large man, and any manner
of physical activity more strenuous than brow-furrowing can cause
me to secrete enough armpit marinade to drown a family of
timberwolves if I'm not protected by the proper anti-perspirant.
Hence, smelling like soap is a small price to pay.

Well, there is no more information of any sort available regarding
any subject, so this is probably a good time to end this stupid
update. Hope you're all enjoying whatever it is you enjoy, and
hope to see some of you at my upcoming shows!

Kicking my boom box in case it's Soundwave,
-=ShoEboX=-

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*WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*
Check out the offical Worm Quartet page for
WQ news, history, merchandise, and music!
http://www.wormquartet.com
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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 12, 2007

Background: Europa in Twilight "Monument Westfall"

Rota Temporis "In Incipit"
Kreator "Terrible Certainty"
Anthrax "Imitation of Life"
Crisis "Exit Catacomb"
Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
At All Cost "Ride Through the Storm"
(god-rot) "And You Are Dead"
Devildriver "Horn of Betrayal"
Seasons of the Wolf "In the Shadows"
Obituary "Face Your God"
Horse the Band "Rotting Horse / Kangarooster Meadows"
Heaven and Hell "Neon Knights - Live"
The Agonist "Business Suits and Combat Boots"
Tubring "Get Help (NOW!)"
Worm Quartet "Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler"
Oxymor "Trouble Dedale"
Others "Whispering Winds"
Devin Townsend "Ziltoidia Attaxx!!"
D0dheimsgard "Apocalyptism"
Coalesce "Immigrant Song"
Destruction "Bestial Invasion"
3 Inches of Blood "Demons Blade"
Saxon "State of Grace"
King Diamond "Moving On"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Overkill "Coma"
Mercyful Fate "Desecration of Souls"
Skyclad "On With Their Heads!"
Destruction "All Hell Breaks Loose"
Creeper "Tribute"

Anubis Gate "Freak, Storm at Post Zeta... One Child Missing... / Snowbound"
Faun "Rad"
Psyche Corporation "Antoinette"
Through the Eyes of Dead "Catasrophe of Epic Proportions"
Robert Lund "50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage"
Behemoth "Be Without Fear"
August Burns Red "Back Burner"
The Austerity Program "Song 12"
Black Task "Sex and Destruction"
Blackshine "Forever Goodbye"
The Gathering "Probably Build in the 50's"
Circle of Dust "Chasm"
Silent Force "Walk the Earth"
Disillusion "Alone I Stand in Fires"
Dream Into Dust "Sleep In Dead Time"
Turbonegro "Everybody Loves a Chubby Dude"
Arsonists Get All the Girls "Cuffed to Your Ankles"
Reign of Pestilence "Prostitute Skinsuit"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
The Agonist "Forget Tomorrow"
Throwdown "Holy Roller"
Sons of Azrael "Angel Dust"
Towpath "Scrotum without Testes"
Entombed "In the Blood"
The Pushrods "Girls are Perverts Too"
Spoiler NYC "Unpredictable"
Obituary "Evil Ways"
Chris Caffery "Worms"
Lake of Tears "Head on Phantom"
Turisas "A Portage to the Unknown"
At All Cost "Leaving Forever"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee The Wondergirl"

Feature Artist: Exciter
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Live Upcoming Shows

Fri, Aug 17 – The Dome Arena, Niagara Falls
Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Behemoth, and 3 Inches of Blood

Sat, Aug 18 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Brave the Vertigo, Mechatama, and Armageddon Monks

Sun, Aug 19 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Behemoth, and 3 Inches of Blood

Sun, Aug 19 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Year of Desolation and Bloodjinn, Japanese Kombat Car and WoodHaven

Mon, Aug 20 – University of Buffalo
Dream Theater, Redemption, and Into Eternity

Sat, Aug 25 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Drop Clutch and Suicide City

Tues, Sept 4 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Epicurean, Forever In Terror, ThisMoment, and BloodLoss

Wed, Sept 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Chthonic

Wed, Sept 5 – The Broome County Arena, Binghamton
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
(god-rot), September’s Ash, and Lethal Dose

Thurs, Sept 13 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Echoes of Eternity and Into Eternity

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s, Everybody Out, and the Horrorpops

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Thurs, Sept 27 – Evolution, Buffalo
Throwndown, Machine Head, and Arch Enemy

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Girls Rock, Girls Rule Show
If Man Is Five, Silence Bleeds, Cootie Shot, Loki the Grump, G-spot,
RewBee, Marisa Mini

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - August 10, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line: (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Video Recaps and More: www.Youtube.com/lastexitlost
_________________________________________________

Notes from Azkath...

So, I never got around to sending out last week's recap. Sooooo, that
will be included below. Site has been updated and is, well, up to date,
I believe. I may stop into The Metallic Onslaught tonight to further
refine Josh, and I believe EVD will be there as well.

On The Last Exit, we may have some guests, or maybe not. We shall see...

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard ** (8/5)

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Josh, Maria, Potato, Jeffie/Thor, and The Demon
Azkath. The Demon Azkath dropped by before Jeffie arrived. As he does
the video recaps for MO as well as his show, The Last Exit For The Lost
(which, remember, people, you can see the always hilarious, often
disturbing, video recaps of both shows at
http://www.youtube.com/lastexitlost so be sure to always do that!), he
has seen what's been happening to poor Josh for lo these many weeks now,
and even his evil demon's heart was moved to pity. Josh has been
suffering at the hands of Jeffie, and it isn't all because of Jeffie,
either. It is also largely because everyone else there keeps sicking
Jeffie on Josh, and encouraging Jeffie to do terrible things to Josh for
their amusement. And, probably, because they figure, if Jeffie's
occupied molesting and tormenting Josh, well then, better Josh than
them, so, if it keeps him busy elsewhere, on top of providing them with
amusement, well, so much the better! They all kept trying to insist that
Josh really liked all this, no matter what he said, but Josh vehemently
denied it. So Azkath, apparently deciding to do a good deed by helping
Josh, (perhaps even evil demons can be capable of one every once in a
while, although, since he knew if he helped Josh, he could really piss
off and make life harder for everyone else there, so, then again, maybe
it wasn't so altruistic after all. Oh well, who ever does anything for
purely altruistic reasons, I contend that it's an extremely rare thing,
but I digress), said he was going to tutor Josh on how to avoid all this
abuse, and, perhaps even become the one who inflicts some abuse of his
own. So Azkath gave Josh instructions. To not always jump into the
middle of fights, to get in a cheap shot, and then hide behind someone,
preferably a girl, Maria. To not open his mouth if he had his foot in
it, and how to make really good use of forks as weapons. Of course, he
did stab Josh with the fork, but that was only to show him how it should
be done, a demonstration. After all, you want to make sure your pupil
understands your lessons. He had Josh stab balloons with forks, and Josh
did pop them. It was a little disturbing that he held the balloon near
his crotch when he did it, but, hey, at least they seemed to be making
some progress. As it was getting near the time when Jeffie usually
arrived, Azkath left, leaving Josh to carry on. Josh kept stabbing
Jeffie with the fork. Jeffie was taken aback, not being used to this
from Josh. He and Josh kept brawling, Josh kept stabbing Jeffie with the
fork, and Jeffie kept losing. Jeffie became distraught, and tried to
come into the other room with Joe and Rick to get away from Josh. But
they didn't want him there, so they threw him out, it took some doing,
but they did it. Still losing to Josh, Jeffie called on Thor. Thor came
out and destroyed the place, knocking over all the CD's and throwing
chairs, and breaking and wrecking stuff. WIJP? was played, and in his
pants was... Different things at different times. A fork, which he then
stuck into the cake, so no one else could eat that any more, a camera,
and, a couple times, as usual, Potato. Potato looks like he's
deteriorating, either he has some potato blight disease, or he has
picked something up from all the porn stars he hangs out with. Potato
claimed to have bathed in bleach after being in Jeffie's pants, which
simply led to Jeffie sucking Potato. By the end of the night Josh had
accomplished the goal that Azkath had set for him, Jeffie was afraid of
him. At the end he was trying to suck up to Josh, telling him he kicked
ass (yeah, on this night, Jeffie's), rocked, and asking if he'd like to
hang out on his tour bus. Jeffie also finished the night by discovering
a delicious new food source... His boogers, he asked everyone why they
hadn't ever told him there was such a bountiful, tasty food supply in
his nose?! At this point everyone else decided it was time to go home...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Dave, Azkath, and Gorgar. Just Joe was given
a sock puppet and told that it would represent him for a while. They had
the sock puppet hit EVD every time he made a bad joke, which means EVD
got hit like every other minute, as his really bad jokes are never
ending. Azkath discussed his visit to The Metallic Onslaught the night
before (which, if you don't know what that refers to, then you obviously
have not read the above Metallic Onslaught recap, and you should go do
that immediately, if you want to know, and, even if you don't want to
know, go read it anyways, as you should always read and hang on every
note!). He elaborated on his plans for Josh, he's going to tell Josh to
try and win EVD over to his side, against the others. And, should Josh
ever win all of them over to his side, then Azkath would have to work to
undo the whole thing and ruin it for Josh again. Ah demons(!), they're
so evil! Dave disappeared after answering the door. Just Joe speculated
that he had been kidnapped. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Just
Joe would have to go try and find Dave. If Buckner And Garcia played,
then EVD would have to go. And, if no bullet played... Well then, screw
Dave, he was on his own for the night. Just Joe, still claiming to be
drawing on psychic powers, predicted that Dave had been kidnapped, and
would come back, in some kind of hooded robe thing. They all scoffed at
Just Joe. No bullet. So no one went to try to find Dave. But they didn't
have to because, just then, as if on cue, Dave came back. And, he was
wearing a hooded robe, and had a large wooden cross, and a bottle of
holy water. He threw all the holy water on Just Joe, and then attacked
first Azkath, and then all of them. They all beat him down until he was
unconscious. Then took the cross outside to dispose of it in some
blasphemous way. They removed the robe, luckily he still had his clothes
on underneath. When Dave came to, he seemed to have no memory of what
had happened to him, except for part of the beat down. And this also
gave them cause to wonder if Just Joe really did have psychic powers
after all. Then Just Joe decided that, instead of predicting the future,
he was creating it. He said things would happen, they did, ergo, he was
making them happen. They decided to try and test this... They told him
to create something for the next break... He said that Gorgar would be
wearing a robe, and would dance a jig... They were quite skeptical of
this. But it did happen. Of course, it happened because they forcibly
dressed Gorgar in the robe, and then threatened him with severe bodily
harm if he didn't dance a jig. So he did. But then Azkath wasn't sure if
Just Joe had created the future, or if it had just sounded like a good
idea to have Gorgar do this. Or did this mean that Azkath was the
catalyst for Just Joe's creating the future, something which occurred to
Azkath, and he didn't like the thought of. I don't think any of us
should like the thought of that, 'cause that sounds like BIG TROUBLE for
us all! Ah, see the deep philosophical, scientific concepts that get
explored, and you can learn about on this show! And here you thought it
was just for entertainment, and to bring down the world! Of course, it
is those things, but it is SOOOO much more! Voivod was The Feature
Artist...

_____________________________________________________________________

FEW's Recap from 7/27

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Maria, Potato, Jeffie, and EVD.
Potato informed us that he has grown an inch, he is now 5 inches of fun.
Well, he recently had a birthday, he is now 7 years old, (don't know
what that works out to in potato years), so I guess are little spud is
growing up. Maria put Potato down her shirt, and, later, Jeffie put him
down his pants. I'm not sure, but somehow I think Potato enjoyed the
former A WHOOOOLEEE LOT more than the latter. For the rest of the night
there was a lot of brawling and fighting involving everyone, and Potato
got thrown some more times, as he did last week...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Dave, Steve from the band Armageddon Monks.
Steve updated us on The Monks, they have upcoming shows, a new base
player, Andy. Their music was played. www.armageddonmonks.com
www.myspace.com/amonks www.youtube.com/watchthemonks check them out on
those web sites. They did a bunch of tests to try to determine if Just
Joe really did have psychic powers which involved him picking between
things that were harmless, and things that he wouldn't like. He opened a
box with explosives in it, and got into another one that was full of
spiders. He claimed he had done those on purpose, for the entertainment
of the listeners. What a guy! Suffering for the public's sake! How
noble! Then he was told to drink from 1 of 2 glasses of water... One was
plain, the other had been laced with hallucinogens. After he had drunk,
Just Joe began yelling that there were butterflies all over, and then
that the floor was melting. He was informed that he had failed the test,
and did not have psychic powers, as both glasses had contained plain
water. Just Joe got the crap beaten out of him, and busted open with
cans to the head. Then, because Just Joe had already suffered a lot, and
to make a nice change, Dave got the crap beaten out of him after a
bullet played. The Feature Artist was Kreator...
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Upcoming Shows

Sat, Aug 11 – The Haunt, Ithaca
12 Oz Muzzle and 24/7 Spyz

Mon, Aug 13 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
GWAR, The Acacia Strain, and Shadow’s Fall

Fri, Aug 17 – The Dome Arena, Niagara Falls
Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Behemoth, and 3 Inches of Blood

Sat, Aug 18 – The Haunt, Ithaca
Brave the Vertigo, Mechatama, and Armageddon Monks

Sun, Aug 19 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Behemoth, and 3 Inches of Blood

Sun, Aug 19 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Year of Desolation and Bloodjinn, Japanese Kombat Car and WoodHaven

Sat, Aug 25 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Drop Clutch and Suicide City

Tues, Sept 4 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Epicurean, Forever In Terror, ThisMoment, and BloodLoss

Wed, Sept 5 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Chthonic

Wed, Sept 5 – The Broome County Arena, Binghamton
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Sat, Sept 8 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Impending Doom, Elysia, MCMB, White Chapel, My Hero Is Me, Another One
Down, Burn This City, and WATD

Sat, Sept 8 – The Haunt, Ithaca
(god-rot), September’s Ash, and Lethal Dose

Thurs, Sept 13 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Echoes of Eternity and Into Eternity

Sun, Sept 16 – Club Infinity, Williamsville
Obituary

Sun, Sept 16 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
Dropkick Murphy’s

Wed, Sept 19 – Darien Lake Performing Art Center
Heaven and Hell, Alice Cooper, and Queensryche

Fri, Sept 28 – The Haunt, Ithaca
If Man Is Five, Silence Bleeds, Cootie Shot, Loki the Grump, G-spot,
RewBee, Marisa Mini

Tues, Oct 2 – The Water Street Music Hall, Rochester
Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murders, and The Red Chord

Wed, Oct 3 – The Penny Arcade, Rochester
Fuck The Facts, Epicurean, and Forever In Terror

Sun, Nov 4 – The Magic City Music Hall, Johnson City
GWAR

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: July 29, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Mortiis

Candlemass "Solitude"
Horse the Band "Hyperborea"
Trouble "Seven"
Samael "Valkyries' New Ride"
Mithras "Thrown Upon the Waves"
Entombed "Masters of Death"
Oxymor "Douce Euphorie"
At All Costs "Let it Rain Death (Blizzard of Snakes)"
Dedkor "Man Upstairs"
Seasons of the Wolf "The Edge of Time"
Whitechapel "Devirgination Studies"
Ensifirum "Ahti"
Hemlock "Weakman Suicide"
Psyche Corporation "Beast"
Fluttr Effect "Hollywood is Porn"
Slayer "Final Six"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
(god-rot) "Intro / Trash Bag"
Beers Metal "Free Beer"
Hayseed Dixie "Poison"
The Dung Beatles "Sodom, Kentucky"
Sons of Azrael "Turn that Crown Upside Down"
Yakuza "Congestive Heart Failure"
The Warriors "Belly"
Check Engine "Nothing"
Borknagar "Relate" (R)
Towpath "Desecrating the Grave"
Horse the Band "Face of Bear"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Sopor Fratem Mortis Est"
King Diamond "The Cellar"
Armageddon Monks "City Limits"
Lake of Tears "Waiting Counting"
Nuclear Blast All Stars "Dirty Wings"
Gwynbleidd "New Setting"
Armageddon Monks "Come Inside"
Sigh "In Devil's Arms"
FAUN "kaRUNA"
Worm Quartet "I'm Not a Girl"
Three Inches of Blood "The Goatriders Horde"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Erotic "Ribbons of Mercy"
Crimson Glory "Eternal World"
DOKAKA "2 Minutes to Midnight"
Morta Skuld "Desecration of Souls"
My Dying Bride "The Stance of Evander Sinoue"

Rammstein "Mein Teil"
Devildriver "When Summoned"
Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wonder Girl"
Chris Caffery "The Sign of the Crossed"
Dekapitator "Toxic Sanctuary"
Akimbo "Dungeon Bastard"
Chris Caffery "Mettle Eastern"
Savatage "Beyond the Doors of the Dark"
Dyonisis "Rainy Day"

Feature Artist: Kreator
_______________________________________

Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: August 5, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: Europa in Twilight "Monument Westfall"

Dormitory Effect "Father"
Super Junky Monkey "Parasitic People"
Divinity Destroyed "Haven"
Tristania "A Modern End"
Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Samael "Promised Land"
Entombed "Amok"
Sigh "The Memories as a Sinner"
3 Inches of Blood "The Hydra's Teeth"
Check Engine "Callous"
The Agonist "Rise and Fall"
HORSE the band "The Red Tornado"
Oxymor "Dialogue de Sourds"
Fueled by Fire "Ernest Goes to Hell / Thrash is Back"
Arsonists Get All the Girls "Save the Castle Screw the Princess"
King Diamond "Give Me Your Soul"
Deadlock "Dark Cell"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
Tom Fury "Visible"
Dedkor "Shell Shocked"
Kreator "Flag of Hate - Live"
Slayer "Chemical Warfare - Live" (R)
Hellhammer "Triumph of Death" (R)
Venom "Magalomania" (R)
GWAR "Have You Seen Me?" (R)
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee The Wondergirl" (R)
Worm Quartet "Violin Solo / Vampire Penguins"
If Man is Five "Transgressions"
Seasons of the Wolf "Snaggletooth"
Space Farm 2600 "Definition of Insanity"
Hayseed Dixie "Breaking the Law"
Akimbo "Lungless"
Devildriver "Clouds Over California"
Yakuza "Meat Curtain"
The Electric Amish "I Want to Dress in Black and White (and Work Real
Hard All Day)"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Suicidal Tendencies "Emotion #13 / Waking the Dead"
NOFX "Electricity"
Nightwish "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Lizzy Borden "Psychopath"

Ozzy Osbourne "Bark at the Moon" (R)
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
At All Cost "Ride Through the Storm"
Elvenking "Penny Dreadful"
Orphaned Land "Mercy"
Oxymor "Derniere Transe"
Evergreen Terrace "Rip This!"
Tearwave "Pointless Saviour"
Mithras "Into the Black Holes of Oblivion"
If Man is Five "Six Years Earlier"
Nasty Savage "Unchained Angel"
Sons of Azrael "The Wrath"
Anima Nera "Too Young for Black Metal"
Athiest "Room with a View"
Avenged Sevenfold "I Won't See You Tonight Part 2"
Death Angel "Disturbing the Peace"
Tristania "Crushed Dreams"

Feature: VoiVod

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 27, 2007

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
_________________________________________________

Notes from Azkath...

This week the Metallic Onslaught will be sans Jeffie. He is apparently
doing something super secret to be revealed next week. Is that good or
bad? On The Last Exit, well, Just Joe now claims to have the ability to
predict the future. Clearly we need to put this to the test. And we may
have some guests stopping by... Also, the August 11th Xtreme Soundscapes
Show is canceled. We are working on another date currently...

Video Recaps

MO - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMr0wri8ZSE

LE - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3iVZZe2ehg

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh (who has a new haircut that earned
him a new nickname, Man Of Action), Maria, Potato, Thor, and Jeffie. As
soon as Jeffie arrived, he put Potato in his pants, again, More than
once. There was bubble wrap, and there was a lot of brawling, Jeffie
with everyone else, in it, which meant, of course, there could be heard,
amid all the yelling and screaming and violence, a whole lot of popping.
Yes, to paraphrase a very old song, one of the kind that is definitely
not metal, and would never be played here, there was a whole lot of
poppin' goin' on. And there was also, a lot of fighting and molesting
going on... And, always remember, to visit devoted.to\onslaught and
www.youtube.com/lastexitlost often for a lot of extremely neat stuff
concerning this show...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, and Dave. EVD was furious. For some reason he
didn't appreciate that they had imprisoned him in a box (even though he
himself had built said box), being dropped while in the box into the
water, and being "paused" and left in the road. If you don't know or
remember what all of this refers to, see last week. Just Joe still had
the stun gun that the aliens had given him (again, last week), and the
phone that let him talk to the past. Azkath asked if he could try using
the gun, on EVD, of course, and Just Joe almost gave it to him, but then
Just Joe said "no" saying he wouldn't get the gun back, and he knew this
because he just texted himself from the future regarding this. But
Azkath tricked Just Joe into not texting himself back, and thus reality
corrected itself, and Azkath got the gun. EVD beat the crap out of Just
Joe. In the ensuing chaos, Just Joe fell down the stairs. Just Joe,
however, won the stun gun back when a bullet did not play in the TTTP
set. He then stunned EVD, and tried to throw him down the stairs. He
managed, however, to trip and fall down the stairs himself, and, when he
did, he broke the ray gun into many pieces. Just Joe was distraught,
but, he soon had a new toy. He had what looked like a ball of tin foil,
but the aliens had given it to him, and he said it was a crystal ball.
He stared into it and it revealed to him, slowly but finally, Dave
rolling down the road in a wheely chair. Since they had found out that
interfering with the past didn't turn out well, they decided they better
not try messing with the future. So they put Dave in a wheely chair, and
EVD pushed him down the road a few times. Dave also fell off a few
times. Because they weren't convinced that it actually was a crystal
ball, and that they hadn't just hurt Dave because Just Joe told them to,
they told Just Joe to prove it was real... They were going to play TTTP,
and he was going to predict for them how it would go... If he was right,
he could have his phone back (Azkath had taken it, that was how he had
tricked Just Joe into not being able to text himself as described
above), if he was wrong, the ball was only foil, and he would have to
eat it... Just Joe said there would be a bullet, and that he would eat
the ball. No bullet. So Just Joe ate his own ball, if you will.  :)
So, in a way, the ball was sorta right, but trying to figure out all
this future present past thing is really starting to make my head hurt,
so, you figure it out for yourself! It took Just Joe a long time to
finish eating his ball, as his ball was really big, *snicker* but,
finally, he finished eating his own big ball. Then he claimed that this
had given him the ball's powers, that he could now see the future. He
attempted to prove this by telling them upcoming things, but they were
all things that had been said many times before, like what the Feature
Artist for that night would be, and when the next 2 Xtreme Soundscapes
Shows would be. So now they still weren't sure whether to believe he
could see the future or not... True, he had predicted things that were
already known, and, if it were anyone else, that would mean he couldn't,
but it isn't anyone else, it's Just Joe, and he's too stupid to retain
this kind of information, or any other kind of information, for that
matter, so, perhaps that meant he really was seeing into the future.
They weren't sure, so they would have to try and determine a way to be
sure, once and for all, during the week and test it next time... The
Feature Artist was Zadoc And The Nightmare's performance at the Xtreme
Soundscapes Show of May 12th, 2007. It was good to get to hear that, it
sounded great, and rocked. And, speaking of Xtreme Soundscapes Shows...
The next one of those will be this Friday, July 27th, at The Haunt, in
Ithaca. Performing will be: King Snyder (doing a long set, 2 hours),
Ratman And The 8 Ball Shifters, Ledyard, and Ruination. Support Xtreme
Soundscapes, and the local and independent music scene which it does so
much for in that regard, these bands rock, and you'll have an awesome
time! Everyone, BE THERE!!!! Obey The Wizard's command! Or she will
haunt your nightmares, and, believe me(!) if you have a dream featuring
me, trust me that's a nightmare! A horrible thing that you don't want to
experience! So go forth and do your part to make this the highest
attended Xtreme Soundscapes Show to date! You won't regret it! But you
will if you don't!
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WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 7/24/07

Greetings from the left friggin' coast, where the nipples sway
like artichokes, and poodles breakdance naked in the moonlight.

Yeah, I'm in California.  And why?  Well, multiple reasons.
But one of them involves ROCKING THE LIVING BEJEEZUS OUT OF LONG
BEACH!

WORM QUARTET MAKING NOISES IN YOUR FACE NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

July 25, 2007 - Long Beach, CA

KAHNMANAPALOOZA

with
WORM QUARTET (First-ever west coast appearance!)
RAYMOND AND SCUM
HOT WAFFLES
DINO-MIKE
THROWING TOASTERS

@ DiPiazza
5205 E. Pacific Coast Hwy
Long Beach CA 90804
562-498-2461
www.dipiazzas.com

Starts at 8:00 - $10 at the door.
Bring all your hoodlum friends!

--

And I can finally announce...

August 16th-19th, 2007 - Indianapolis, IN

** GENCON INDY **

Friday night show, 8:00pm-Midnight
On the Main Stage
Featuring

THE BROBDIGNAGIAN BARDS
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
TOM SMITH
WORM QUARTET
ROB BALDER
CARRIE DAHLBY

@ Indiana Convention Center
100 South Capitol Ave.
Indianapolis, Indiana 46225

Registration and more convention info at http://www.gencon.com

--

August 31-September 3, 2007 - Atlanta, GA

** DRAGON*CON **

The Filk chair this year is filkertom a.k.a. Tom Muddavuggin'
Smith, the Filk GoH is Carla BEEPin' Ulbrich, and other people
coming include Rob Balder, Luke Ski, the Bards, and the Boogie
Knights. Exactly what part of this doesn't rule?!?

More info TBD - check out http://www.dragoncon.org for the
supremely-impressive list of confirmed guests!

--

September 22-23rd - Eureka, CA

** NERDAPALOOZA **

No confirmed band list for this show yet, but check out
http://www.myspace.com/nerdapaloozafest for more info!

--

November 8-11th, Akron, OH

** CON ON THE COB **

Comedy Music Extravagasm happening all weekend long, including:

THE GREAT LUKE SKI
SUDDEN DEATH
WORM QUARTET
THE GOTHSICLES
CARRIE DAHLBY
NERDPUNK
THE MINDLESS TRIPOD EXPERIENCE
POSITIVE ATTITUDE (First live performance EVER)
STRATOS
POWER SALAD
TOM SMITH
ERIC COLEMAN
POSSIBLE OSCAR
SEAMONKEY
SOGGY POTATO CHIPS
ROB BALDER

Holiday Inn
4073 Medina Rd
Akron, OH 44333

More info at http://www.cononthecob.com
You do NOT want to miss this one.

And speaking of COTC, here's a new CD for you to drop your
hard-earned money on!

CON ON THE COB BENEFIT COMPILATION CD NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
I assume at this point at least a good chunk of you are
planning on attending Con On The Cob. If you're not, check
out the list of bands above, view the main site's promises
of Extreme Twister and the real-life OMGWTFBBQ, clean up your
drool, and buy your friggin' registration.

Regardless of whether or not you can make it, though, you
may very well want to pick up a copy (or seven) of Earpicac,
the CME Fund-Raiser CD.

It's got two currently-exclusive tracks by Worm Quartet -
a newly-remastered version of Frank's Not In The Band Anymore
(from the upcoming SVGM re-release) and a live performance
of the Short Bus Suite from last year's Dragon*Con. It's also
got stuff by Sudden Death, Power Salad, Nerdpunk (a.k.a. Brent
Simon,) The Gothsicles, Stratos, Carrie Dahlby, Possible Oscar,
Eric Coleman, Tom Smith, Seamonkey, Rob Balder, and the great
Luke Ski, and many of the tracks are exclusive to the disc.
It's a measly $10, and all proceeds from the disc will go
toward the hotel and travel expenses of the artists performing
at the con. So you're not only buying yourself endless hours of
sonic glee, you're also providing your favorite Dementia
artists with gas money and places to sleep, shower, bang
groupies and/or significant others, and snort cocaine off
our gold records.

Go here to buy:  http://www.cononthecob.com/cme.htm

WORM QUARTET ON DR. DEMENTO NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Dr. D has "Mental Notes" and he's been kind enough to spin several
songs off of it already, including "I'm Not A Girl," "C Is For
Lettuce," "I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist," "you were
wrong cabinet sanchez," and "I've Got A Wife!"  Wanna see some of
these here songs perhaps make it to the Funny Five?  Why not go to
http://www.drdemento.com and request 'em, dammit?!?

Can't find Dr. Demento? See http://dmdb.org/stations.html for a
list of known stations that carry the show. The good Dr. also offers
his shows in streaming form at http://www.drdemento.com

STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
The re-release is coming.  I have no official release date
announcement yet and cannot yet take pre-orders, and it's almost
entirely Devo Spice's fault.   :)

CUSTOM BUTTONS / KEYCHAINS / MIRRORS / MAGNETS NEWS
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
My wife has been offering 1" buttons for a while now over at
http://www.buttonslut.com - she now has the ability to make 2 1/4"
buttons, as well as magnets, bottle opener keychains, and pocket
mirrors customized with your art / band logo / whatever!  The
new products aren't on the site yet, but feel free to drop her an
e-mail from the link there and ask for more info.  Prices are
cheap, proceeds go to pay off our debt!

More amazing creations by my amazing wife can be found at:
http://www.damselflycreations.com
and http://odditease.etsy.com

ODOR NEWS
=-=-=-=-=
I don't smell like sunscreen.  That would make sense, given that
I was in the sun today.  But alas, I don't.  So my face is a wee
bit red.  Other than that, I smell like the Frosted Flakes I
stockpiled from the hotel's free continental breakfast.

Enough out of me! Thanks as always for your complete and total
devotion to my every utterance.  May you find yourselves as
eggless and laminated as you need to be.

Defending my buoyancy,
-=ShoEboX=-

-- *WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*
Check out the offical
Worm Quartet page for WQ news, history, merchandise, and music!
http://www.wormquartet.com *
WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ-WQ*


Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: July 22, 2007
(R) = Requested

Background: The Unquiet Void "Poisoned Dreams"

Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Omen Sinistrum / Dead Souls"
Melechesh "Rebirth of the Nemesis (Emma Elish Rewritten)"
Entombed "Amok"
Rudra "The Pathless Path to the Knowable Unknown"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Divinity Destroyed "Forever and Never"
Dyonisis "Hunter"
Mithras "The Twisted Tower"
Gwynbleidd "The Awakening"
Oxymor "Les Barbares Civilises"
Choose "24"
Concrete Prophet "The Conquest"
Faun "Unicorne"
Drawn and Quartered "Bloodbath of Renewal"
Sudden Death "Getting Old Sucks"
Dekapitator "Earthscorcher"
Pro-Pain "Company Jerk"
Samel "Suspended Time"
Tub Ring "Making No Sound (at all)"
Sudden Death "Living and Dying"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST SET **
Carnival in Coal "Don't Be Happy, Worry"
Armored Saint "Isolation"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
Nocturne "Happy (Remix by En Esch)"
NOFX "Bottles to the Ground"

Candlemass "Destroyer"
Psyche Corporation "Part of Her Design"
Within Temptation "Our Solemn Hour"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Rabid "Metal Fast, Metal Loud"
Devildriver "Bound by the Moon"
King Diamond "Black of Night"
Behemoth "Slaying the Prophet Ov Isa"
Seasons of the Wolf "BattleScars"
Dedkor "War Song"
Nile "As He Creates, So He Destroys"
Korpiklanni "Tervaskanto"
Malevolent Creation "Archaic"
Iron Fire "Lord of the Labyrinth"
Godless Rising "Battle Lords"
Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"

** TRIBUTE TO THE PAST **
Lizzy Borden "Me Against the World"
Tristania "Beyond the Veil"
Kyuss "Conan Troutman"
The Accused "Stay Dead"
Stone "The Final Countdown"
Raven "On and On"

At All Cost "Circle of Demons"
Queensryche "Before the Storm"
Walls of Jericho "Another Anthem for the Hopeless"
Malteze "Rain"
Emperor "Gypsy"
Hecavitz "Summoning Self-Destruction"
Psyche Corporation "Beast"
Bruce Dickinson "Solar Confinement"
Shotgun Messiah "Side F/X"
Dream Theater "Only a Matter of Time"

Feature: Zadoc and the Nightmare - May 12, 2007

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 15, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
_________________________________________________

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Maria, Potato, Jeffie/Thor, and
EVD. Apparently Maria and Potato are now dating. She broke up with
Jeffie, had a date with Bill Slippers last week, said that that wasn't
much of a date either, so now she's with Potato. Potato also had a lot
of disparaging things to say about Bill Slippers, so those two could be
in a feud soon quite possibly. As soon as Jeffie arrived WIJP? was
played (more than once, actually), and, every time, what was in his
pants was poor Potato. Despite that, and the fact that he got kinda
traumatized when Maria got and ate french fries, Potato still always
remains a boundless four inches of energy like he's on an extreme
caffeine rush and sugar high combined, and, he doesn't even need the
caffeine or sugar, although he did eat a whole chocolate cake by himself
on this particular night. There was a lot of brawling and disturbing man
love looking behavior going on all throughout the night. Near the end
Jeffie got very drunk on bleach, and started making fun of how short
Maria is. She beat him up for this. He also attacked Josh with a fork,
and the had a fork fight. Of course, Josh lost. At one point, Thor beat
everyone up, before very suddenly allowing Jeffie to come back. And, btw
people, you should always remember that the web site for The Metallic
Onslaught is devoted.to/onslaught where all things cool concerning this
show can be found, and that there is a video recap of The Metallic
Onslaught every week at www.youtube.com/lastexitlost So be sure to
always check those out, as lots of fun is to be had on both...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, Azkath, FMG, Dave, and EVD. They reminded Just Joe
that he needed to cover himself in tin foil so that, if there were any
aliens, they wouldn't be able to find him. So Just Joe did that, and he
also covered FMg in tin foil to keep her safe from aliens as well. Dave
then asked to also be covered, which Joe did. They were given the
extremely bright, hot spotlight which you may remember from a while
back, and, if you don't, well then look it up.  :)    Anyways, they were
given that and sent outside to look for aliens. When they returned they
reported that the foil suits had worked, no aliens. We did however get
to hear a lot of screaming, but that was because they kept blinding each
other with the brilliant light reflecting off their suits. Ah, those
kooky, crazy kids! Also, some girls had stopped to see what they were
doing, and Joe was convinced they were aliens in disguise, and it gave
him even more proof the suits worked. TTTP was played. If a bullet
played, Azkath would give Just Joe a present. If none played, EVD would
give Just Joe a present. No bullet. EVD's present for Just Joe was a
pair of special glasses... EVD told Just Joe they were alien detector
glasses, to put them on and, if everything turned red, then there were
aliens around, and this would be important to know because, if there
were aliens, they might be able to find you even through your tin foil
after a while. Just Joe put them on... And promptly began screaming.
Everything was red! In his panic, he fell down the stairs, and Dave on
top of him. He never did figure out that the glasses were red tinted.
The trick worked perfectly, big surprise there! Later, in the middle of
a talk break, Joe and Dave disappeared right out of the studio. To
everyone's great dismay, Dave turned up naked. He said he didn't know
what had happened to his clothes. So they covered him in foil, not so
much to protect him from aliens, but to protect their eyes from him.
Then Just Joe turned up, hairless, and in Dave's clothes. He said he had
found them out on the lawn, and, since he couldn't find his, and was
tired of being naked, he had put them on. They concluded that, since
they had lost their foil suits, the aliens must have found them again.
Except this time, Azkath was serious about the aliens. EVD told Just Joe
that he had built a box for him, if he got in it, he would be safe from
the aliens. But Just Joe said he got a text message from himself warning
him not to get in the box, it was full of spiders. Just Joe checked the
box and found that it was indeed full of spiders, so apparently he is
receiving messages from himself in the future again. And, if you have
forgotten what that refers to, again, go look it up.  :)    The next
time they saw Just Joe, he had a ray gun, and a new phone that let him
call the past. He said the aliens had given him these cool things,
telling him he would need the gun. They finally told him that there were
no aliens, that they had been hypnotizing him all along. Joe immediately
sent his past self the message not to get in the box. Azkath reminded
him that there were those messages from the future a few years ago, and
Joe sent those too, after which, Azkath reminded him that because of
those messages things went badly that night for him. No one thought it
was very good to be in the same room when Just Joe had a mysterious ray
gun. And they were right, because it turned out to be a "pause" gun...
Just Joe put everyone but Dave on pause, which meant they were frozen,
and then he and Dave took over the show and played music... Which
included Europe's "The Final Count Down" played all the way through.
When everyone became un-paused, Azkath, probably realizing it might be
difficult to deal with Just Joe while he still had the gun, praised Just
Joe, telling him he'd done well. So well, in fact, that he could put EVD
in the Box that EVD had made. Which Just Joe happily did. EVD made all
kinds of threats upon Just Joe's health, well being, safety, and life
from inside the box. Azkath told Just Joe to kick the box, which Just
Joe was happy to comply with. Azkath gave Just Joe a couple more fun
suggestions, putting the box in the road, or throwing it in the water.
The threats issuing forth from the box increased... Since Just Joe was
still armed, though, there wasn't much they could do... So that's where
things stood when the talk portion of the show ended... The Feature
Artist was Trouble (rather appropriate, since, with Just Joe armed with
an alien ray gun, that is what we, and quite possibly the whole world,
is in... Deep, deep Trouble(!)...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 8, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
_________________________________________________

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Fired Private Dick In Training Josh,
Private Dick Bill Slippers, Maria (who, after seeing the movie "The
Transformers" this week, apparently on a date with Bill Slippers, now
that she's broken up with Jeffie and all, now wants to be called
Transformer Maria, but she said TM, for short, would be ok), Jeffie,
EVD, Just Joe. There was a lot of everyone giving everyone else lap
dances, which also meant of course that there was a lot of brawling as
people tried to avoid the lap dances they were receiving. Maria attacked
Jeffie with Whipped Cream, and Jeffie sicked Just Joe on her. Jeffie
wiped cream on Maria, and suggested, nicely, that Joe do her a favor and
lick it off. Maria, for some reason, didn't like this idea, before or
after it occurred. Jeffie was rather mean to Maria, telling Dick that he
was sorry that he ended up going to a movie with her, and saying how
horrible it must have been. Eventually, Jeffie got thrown into a pile of
mouse traps by Maria, and dragged Just Joe along with him. Then there
was a mouse trap throwing fight where everyone threw mouse traps at
everybody else. WIJP? was played. He said that this would be good, that
it was something which had never been in his pants before (yeah, I'm
sure a lot of jokes come to mind about that, so you can supply your
favorite one here). It was a mouse trap, which Jeffie said he thought
(because, he said later, that EVD had told him it was, but you can never
trust EVD, which Just Joe could have told Jeffie, and, if Jeffie wasn't
so stupid, he would have known anyways) was disarmed. However, of
course, it turned out not to be, so it snapped shut, and then was stuck
on Jeffie's, um, well his dick, nuts, and applebag... Sorry about all
that highly technical, scientific terminology there, hope it didn't
throw you! Just Joe, who has had experience with mouse traps snapped on
his dick, nuts, applebag, tried to pull it off (um, maybe I should
rephrase that(!), I just realized that as I reread it, how it sounds,
and I wasn't even trying! Just Joe tried to help Jeffie pull the mouse
trap off his dick, nuts, applebag!). Jeffie then said that he was
leaking down there... At which point, everyone decided it was time to go
home... Right away... For some reason...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Gorgar, Little Gorgar, Little Gorgar's
friend, Rub Mc'Groin, and D, back from Sweden for a visit. TTTP was
played. Bullet. So D got to throw Just Joe into a pile of mouse traps,
and she was also given The Giant Hammer to use on him, which, of course,
she did. What she didn't know, is that after the bullet played, Joe went
downstairs to change into a sexy little outfit. He came out to get
thrown into the traps and D screamed and was horrified. She got over it
and attacked Joe sending him into the pile of mousetraps. After she had
done that, Just Joe threw her into the mouse traps, and then did a bunch
of wrestling moves on her in the mouse traps, and clamped one of them on
her dread locks. There was a lot more wrestling and brawling, which got
started when Just Joe threw away EVD's coffee, thinking it was garbage,
and continued through Azkath's telling Just Joe that, first Gorgar, and
then EVD had been the aliens responsible for him winding up naked on the
lawn last week with no memory. Azkath said "chicken" to Just Joe, and
they discovered that the hypnotizing from last week was still in effect
as Just Joe began clucking again. They hypnotized him into thinking he
was everyone there, one by one. Then Azkath told Just Joe to take his
shirt off, making especially sure this time to stress only his shirt,
not his pants, go outside, curl up into a fetal position on the lawn,
and wake up shortly with no memory of how this had happened... Again...
Just Joe did, again, and came back shortly, distressed, trying to figure
out what had happened to him... Again... Just Joe decided Rub was the
alien, but only after Rub had left. The whole take off your shirt curl
up on the lawn wake up with no memory thing was repeated twice more.
They told a highly upset Just Joe that, there was one way to find out
for sure if it was or was not aliens behind all of this... He must cover
himself completely in tin foil and then, if it was aliens, they wouldn't
be able to find him. If he did this, and these incidents continued, then
he would know it couldn't be aliens, and would have to come up with
another explanation for them. Like what?? That he might be losing his
mind?? Nah, that can't be it, you can't lose your mind if you never had
one. The Feature Artist was Metal Church...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - July 2, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
_________________________________________________

Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard...

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Private Dick Bill Slippers, his
Private dick In Training Stevie Pappageorgeio, Maria. WIJP? was played.
In Jeffie's pants was Maria's cell phone, which Jeffie then had Bill
call so it could vibrate there. Maria almost broke up with Jeffie
because she said he likes boys more than her. Jeffie then broke up with
her. She locked him out of the building, thus getting rid of him where
the 2 private dicks in training, Josh and Stevie had failed to do so,
which was their job, so they were fired and she was hired. Lancer stunk
up the entire place, as his manure covered shoes stunk even worse and
more than usual, which is really saying something! Some movie reviews
were given. However, the professional at that, Stevie, had left by then,
which meant the reviews were actually somewhat informative. And, since I
faithfully note everyone else's birthdays here, I will mention that
Sunday, July 1st, at 9:43 A.M., was the beginning of mine. Thanks for
noting it guys! I'm not sure what to make of the fact that you dedicated
a set of songs to me (A Justin Timberlake cover?! I mean, I know it was
Poison and all, and I am a glam, hair band loving, poser kinda girl
(much like the original Lance, well except for the girl part, but, then
again, Lance (the original one, not the country music loving, tractor
driving, reeking of manure all the time, drunk, Lancer) is prettier than
most girls, so you never know about that either) who therefore does like
Poison, but JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?! And KELLY OSBORN, COVERING MADONNA'S
"PAPA DON'T PREACH"?!), and then said that they were crap!? I'm not sure
what they were trying to say about me there, sending me out a birthday
set, then saying most of it was crap, (that I'm full of crap?), but I
will choose to believe that it was because the Justin Timberlake cover
had "sexy" in the title that they sent it out to me! Yeah right, but
that's what I'll tell myself anyways.  :)   And, I am full of crap, so
that wouldn't be wrong, and would still be fitting.  :)   But thanks for
the birthday words and set anyways guys. Happy Birthday to me! Hey, I
always wish it to everyone else here, why not to myself?!

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, Dave, Sloth, Gorgar. The 13th anniversary of The
Last Exit For The Lost was in June, and although this LE began at
midnight, July 1st, this was the night it was celebrated, because sloths
are really, really, really slow, and so it took him 5 weeks to get
there, and he was the voice from the past representative, one who had
been a regular on LE almost at the very beginning of this incarnation of
the program 13 years ago. Clips from old Best Of CD's featuring Sloth
and Handy, as well as other voices and characters from the past, were
played. TTTP was played, and it went very badly for Just Joe. not just
1, but 2 bullets, and not just bullets, but both SUPER bullets, played,
Europe's "Carrie" played almost right off the bat, so the set continued,
and Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead Or Alive" played shortly thereafter. So Just
Joe Got crushed between Sloth and Dave's naked bellies, smacked in the
head with a board, and splashed by both Dave and Sloth. Gorgar's Corner
returned, and Gorgar got to play a set of music. Sloth also got to play
a set of music which he called "The Super Happy Fun Sloth Slow Hour", or
something like that. Azkath hypnotized Just Joe, so that he would
believe whatever he was told. They told him he was a chicken. At first
that was funny for them, to see him cluck, but, when the chicken started
pecking people, it was less fun. They had Dave take him outside to chase
cars. Azkath told him to go outside, take his shirt off and throw it
away, and curl up in a fetal position on the lawn, and then wake up with
no memory of what had occurred. However, he came back without shirt, or
pants, which had not been part of the plan. They sent Dave out to find
his pants. He came back with them and was Joe was ordered to put them on
immediately. Just Joe had decided that He must have woken up naked on
the lawn because aliens had done it. He accused first Dave, since he had
found his pants, and then Gorgar of being the aliens, and tried to cut
the aliens out of their bellies with a knife. So there was more
fighting. There was no Feature Artist, but the final song of the night
was Fields Of The Nephilum's "The Last Exit For The Lost", which was
very appropriate, since that's where this incarnation of the show got
it's name 13 years ago. So, A VERY HAPPY 13TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE LAST
EXIT FOR THE LOST! And, As I noted in the above Metallic Onslaught
recap, for anyone who didn't read it, and damn you if you didn't(!), now
go do so immediately(!), as I always make note of everyone else's
birthdays here, mine was July 1st starting at 9:43 A.M., and, as, as I
mentioned above, the 1st of July began at midnight on Sunday this year,
so it coincided with this LE. They had Just Joe give Sloth my birthday
spankings, and there were at least 75 or 80 of them. No wonder I feel so
old! Sorry Sloth. I also called in to talk a bit about my memories
of/history with the show since I became first a listener, and then a
participant, (going on 7 years in all, 2 as the former, and 5 as that
plus being a participant), I had fun doing that, and thank you guys for
the birthday words and thoughts! Happy birthday to the Wizard! Hey, I
wish it to everyone else here, I'm entitled to wish it to myself as
well!  :)   Next week... In addition to whatever else that may go on, D
will be back for a visit, which can only mean that Just Joe will have a
bad night. Oh well, when doesn't he ever have a bad night?!?!

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - June 30, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666

Tonight is the 13th Anniversary Show for The Last Exit for the Lost. I
have no real idea who will be there, but hopefully we will have at least
a couple very special guests...  You should definitely tune in and find
out...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - June 27, 2007
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
_________________________________________________

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Private Dick In Training Josh, Private Dick Bill
Slippers, Bill's other private dick in training and brilliant, talented
movie critic Stevie Pappageorgeio, Jeffie, EVD, the girl Jeffie claimed
was his girlfriend, What's Her Name, I think it may start with an M or
something like that... Oh, WHAT IS IT?! Oh yeah, Maria, that's it, I'm
quite sure, if it's not that then it's Myrtle, I know it's one of those,
probably Myrtle. EVD hypnotized Josh into believing he was a dog, then
kept sicking the dog on Joe and other people as well, to gnaw on them
and drool on them and bark at them. WIJP? was played. In his pants he
had Joe's keys. He took them and used them to enter Joe's car, which he
called in from. He had been gone only a few minutes but had managed to
get lost. Last thing he said was that he just saw Lancer driving
drunkenly across a field... Joe informed him that they would be out to
kill him shortly...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, EVD, Dave, Gorgar, the band Check Engine. The band
was interviewed, talked about there upcoming show, were asked, and
answered, theinsanedomain.com questions, got hugged by Just Joe, and got
hit with thrown mousetraps. Several songs from their CD were played.
They rock. www.myspace.com/checkengineband is their web site. Because
EVD will not be able to attend next weeks LE which will celebrate LE's
13th anniversary, it was decided that this LE would be EVD appreciation
night, which meant that it would be filled with things that would make
EVD very happy. Which of course meant that Just Joe would suffer a lot
this night, as that is what makes EVD the happiest of all. Clips about
and featuring EVD from the past were played. So EVD got to throw Joe
into a pile of mousetraps, throw mousetraps at Just Joe all night long,
to see him get thrown through a board with lots of mouse traps on it, to
see Just Joe, in a gas mask, get a canister of 30 spiders put on him
(which Gorgar didn't enjoy much), and fall down the stairs, and to
participate in everyone beating down Just Joe all night. Because Dave
wanted to give a lap dance, when TTTP was played, if a bullet played,
because it was thought that Just Joe really had taken enough abuse for a
while, then EVD would be the lucky guy. If no bullet played, Gorgar
would be the lucky one, and, if Buckner And Garcia played, Just Joe
would get the lap dance. Remember how I said last week (and I'm sure no
one does) that EVD could never get so lucky, that Buckner And Garcia
would surely play? Well, The Wizard spoke, and it was so, unless it was
rigged, because this is almost beyond belief, not only did they play,
but of all songs that could have played, what did? Why the one called
what we'd been hearing going off all night, cracking and snapping, not
only this week, but 2 weeks ago, but "Mousetrap!". I don't think I
believe in THAT big of a coincidence, that one song out of over 5000, on
this particular night, but, whatever, there it was, which meant EVD did
get lucky on his night, he got to see Just Joe's torment continue, by
watching Dave give him a lap dance. And that means that, the only 2
times they've ever played, both times resulted in what, on any other
night, would have meant a punishment for EVD and a good thing for Just
Joe, it being the exact reverse. Either EVD is INCREDIBLY lucky, Just
Joe is EXTREMELY unlucky, (which he is, but off the scale so), or it's
rigged, or some combination thereof. Believe what you will choose to
believe. At the end of his appreciation night, EVD got to throw Just Joe
down the stairs into a pile of, what else, mousetraps. The Feature
Artist was Space Farm 2600's performance at The Xtreme Soundscapes Show,
on June 8th, 07. That rocked, sounded great, and was good to hear... And
thus went EVD's night, we all appreciate EVD for what he's done. All of
us, that is except for Just Joe, who does not appreciate him, mainly
because, what he's done, has all been to Just Joe. Happy appreciation
day EVD! So, join us next week for the 13th anniversary celebration of
The Last Exit For The Lost...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - June 23, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
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Tonight on The Last Exit we have Check Engine coming up to the show with
their new CD, we have a ton of new stuff to play, and we have Space Farm
2600 live from our last XS Show, a bit after 5am as our feature artist.
There is also some other, special, stuff planned...  :)

** Recaps from Fire Eater Wizard **

On The Metallic Onslaught:

There were: Joe, Rick, Lancer, Josh, Private Dick Bill Slippers, Private
Dick In Training Stevie Pappageorgeio, Jeffie/Thor, EVD, a girl Jeffie
brought with him which he claimed was his girlfriend, but he didn't know
her name, according to her, her name was Maria. The 2 private dicks in
training, Josh and Stevie, claimed they had a plan to get rid of Jeffie.
It failed miserably right off the bat. (And Bill Slippers and Jeffie
were finally there on the same night this show, together, so I guess my
theory about them actually being the same person turns out to be wrong.
Damned file! It let me down! I guess I, too, like Josh and Stevie,
really suck at being a private dick, I better not count on that as a
career for me!). Because the plan Josh had helped to develop failed so
completely, Josh spent the night being abused by Jeffie, and getting his
ass kicked by Thor, as, when Josh, or, more precisely, one of his
personalities, Juan, speaks Spanish, it enrages Thor for some reason.
When WIJP? was played, in Jeffie's pants was a rubber band, which got
stuck, well on the same thing Joe's wedding ring had gotten stuck on a
few weeks back. In trying to get it unstuck Jeffie snapped himself in
the applebag several times. When he finally got it free, he put it
around everyone's head (the rubber band, not his applebag(!), the band
was BAD, but think how much worse that would have been!), which, given
where it had just been, did not sit well with anyone and led to more
brawling. As he had done for Just Joe on The Last Exit For The Lost,
last week, when Just Joe ripped off Jeffie's "I've Got Bananas In My
Pants", by singing "I've Got Apples In My Pants", EVD now drummed on a
water bottle while Jeffie sang "I've Got Bananas In My Pants". Since
Bill's 2 private dicks in training had so utterly failed to get rid of
Jeffie, Bill took matters into his own hands... He Super Glued Thor to
the table, chair, and floor all at once. When Thor realized this, he
retreated, leaving Jeffie back in control. Jeffie told them that they
could chop his arms off, as they would regenerate, and then he could use
his new arms to take his pants off, and he would be free. Nobody else
liked this plan. They all left, leaving Jeffie still stuck. So Jeffie
said he would have to do what animals do when they are caught in a
trap... Chew his own limbs off, which would take longer, but, before
next week, he will be free. Oh well, at least his limbs grow back,
unlike the poor animals...

On The Last Exit For The Lost:

There were: Just Joe, Dave, EVD, Gorgar, Steve from the band Armageddon
Monks. Steve updated us on what's been, and will be, going on with the
band, which is undergoing a couple of lineup changes, and brought a new
song which was played. It rocked. www.armageddonmonks.com,
www.myspace.com/amonks, and www.youtube.com/watchthemonks are the web
sites where you can find them. TTTP was played. If a bullet played, Just
Joe would get a pie in the face. If no bullet played, Dave would get the
pie in the face as Just Joe's reward. And if, as so often is the case,
Buckner And Garcia played, EVD would get the pie in the face. No bullet.
And, for once(!), no Buckner And Garcia, which I was so happy about(!),
not because I don't love to see EVD get punished, I do, but because I'm
SOOOO damn sick of having to hear Buckner And Garcia every single week!
It was SOOOO nice to get a break from them for one week, although I'm
sure they'll come up again next week, two times in a row would just be
too much to dare to hope for(!), although I will, despite the fact it
would mean EVD would remain unscathed two weeks in a row! Besides, EVD
would never be that lucky! So, Just Joe got to throw a whip cream
covered pie in Dave's face. Just Joe and Dave had a sumo/death wrestling
match challenge, which would end when one of them threw the other into a
box of broken glass. Round 1. No one went into the glass. Round 2. Both
Just Joe and Dave wound up in the glass, Dave dove at Joe, who moved.
Dave hit the glass, and Joe upon landing, lost his balance and went
through the other piece of glass. So it was considered a tie. The
Feature Artist was Divinity Destroyed's performance at The Xtreme
Soundscapes Show from May 12th, 07. That was good to hear, it sounded
great...

The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - June 15, 2007
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Metallic Onslaught - 89.7FM Geneva, NY / 88.1FM in Ithaca, NY
Friday's 9pm - 2am Eastern Time
www.MetallicOnslaught.TheLastExit.org - www.weos.org
Request Line: (315) 781-3897

The Last Exit for the Lost - WVBR 93.5 FM / East Hill 105.5 FM - Ithaca, NY
Saturday's at Midnight till 6am Sunday - Eastern Time
www.TheLastExit.org - www.WVBR.Com
Request Line:  (607) 273-2121
E-mail Requests during the show to: LastExit@...
AIM: LastExitLost666
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Tonight, Jeffie returns to The Metallic Onslaught. What that means, who
knows. I do believe that EVD will be there too. Jeffie's been acting...
different, lately, maybe we will find out why.

On The Last Exit... Hmmm...  Lots of POSSIBLE guests, we will see which
ones show up, and I have to remember to get some more mouse traps to
potentially throw at Joe...

Oh, and here is the direct link to the new Last Exit Video Recap -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esEkaP6RAc

Clips of Ratman, Space Farm, and Joe getting beaten and sent after cars
in a gas mask...