Christmas is coming, I'm still getting fat,
I sit at this computer, the cat on my lap.
I pull up my ICQ list and what do I see?
All of my buddies are here waiting for me!
We whoop and we holler, so full of glee,
It's a good thing I'm here, they can't see me!
I laugh myself silly, slap my thigh a time or two.
We have a whale of a time and don't have time to be blue.
My hair is all messy, my robe tattered and torn,
But here at my puter, I'm a beauty just been born.
Most of these people I have never met,
And because of this, I do have regrets,
But never the less they are so dear to my heart,
My online friends forever, I hope we never part.
Yes, Christmas is coming, I wish you all well,
May you have a prosperous New Year and a Joyous Noel.
If I had the power, to grant you one wish,
I'd give you the world, on a golden dish.
Instead all I give you, is my friendship till the end,
And I thank every one of you for being my friend!

Happy Holidays
Love You All
Jennifer