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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A NSYNC CONCERT
11. Sing an offensive Eminem song that has Nsync in it... and keep repeating
it to the girls next to you.
10- Start to call a security guard "brick house" and
sing the song constantly
9- Make a sign that says "Mrs. Justin Timberlake"
with an arrow pointing at you, then let the fight
begin
8- Sing the versions of songs you made up to their
songs (i would give everything i own.. just to have
nsync in my bed)
7- Assemble a group of your friends to sing "I Want
It That Way" during the intermission.. or shout out a Backstreet Boy's name
when it Justin sings.
6- Bring along your water gun and start aiming at
anyone in baby blue
5- Throw frozen meatballs at Joey
4- Start chanting "B-S-B" over and over.
3- Bring along your laser pointer and start a silent
lesson on anatomy... (and this is JC's abs..)
2- Throw tampons onstage when they say "nsync has
got the flow"
1- Gather ALL your first-four row friends and
attempt a human pyramid
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When Justin Timberlake becomes president...
* The capital of the US will be moved to Memphis,
ya'll.
* A new representative for US in the United Nations
will emerge... Lance, cos he's from Mississippi.
* Assasination attempts will increase
dramatically...then stop with the mysterious
dissapparance of Howie D...
* The national colors will be changed to baby blue
and clorox yellow.
* The national anthem will of course be
changed....we're guessing "gangsta's paradise" or
maybe one of Jusitn's original beat box mixes...
* Of course the applications for internships in the
White House will at least quadruple.
* Who will be vice president, you ask? None other
than Chris Kirkpatrick.
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