Greetings, doctor- Sadly, I have no movies. Though I keep hoping to catch Keith in a, um, "candid" moment. But he's put aluminum foil over his windows. But...
Hey Laura- Glad to be back! Speaking of meaningful, did you all notice the final message tally for January? More than three times as many as December, which ...
Thanks Wu! I was beginning to wonder if my posts were not posting properly or something, lol. Mike ... else know? ... as ... (August '85) ... leave ... ...
Scott- I wish him well. I'm just glad we no longer live under the same roof. Too many times, intelligent debate soon broke down into sarcastic sparring...
Alright then, laddy, the first joke that sprang to mind is this: What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk. Peace, ...
Well, let's just say it's a good thing I've kept the operator's manual handy... "Laura B." <lauraduz@...> wrote:Ah, men and their equipment....But, see,...
First, a question or two: 1) How did they get inside the lightbulb?!? 2) Are these little tiny Irishmen, or are we talking about a HUGE lightbulb here? Just...
Hi, Mike-- I hope you're able to find the answer to your question. As yet, I've not been able to find it for you. Congrats on the 18-1/2 years! As you...
Hi Keith- << I wish him well. I'm just glad we no longer live under the same roof. Too many times, intelligent debate soon broke down into sarcastic sparring ...
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, zeez! You really know how to make an entrance, or at least, a reappearance. [sings John Sebastian song] "Welcome back..." [stops singing...
Randy and Scott- I've seen too much evidence of the interconnectedness of things to believe in coincidence anymore. I've heard it put this way: "Coincidences"...
Hi Keith- << I've seen too much evidence of the interconnectedness of things to believe in coincidence anymore.>> You got that right. Coincidence is an easy...
<< Get away from my window or I'm calling the Police. [now where am I gonna find Stewart Copeland's phone number...?]>> Are you sure it's not 867-5309? ;-D ...
... There is a place called Olean? Named after that fat replacement that causes one to make good good friends with the potty? Sorry being random as I had a...
Candace- << There is a place called Olean? Named after that fat replacement that causes one to make good good friends with the potty? Sorry being random as I...
I only had to read the warning on the bag of chips one time to know that I wouldn't knowingly be eating anything with Olean in it. "May cause loose stool...
... remain anonymous.> Ha,ha!! Can I quote you on that? It's great ;-D Scott<<< I'd love to take credit for writing that one, but authorship is certainly not...
Keith- << "May cause loose stool and/or rectal bleeding".>> That's just a step away from "May cause unexplained sudden death" in my book. I'd sooner put on a...
Not unless Stew's changed his name to Jenny... Boy, wouldn't that be interesting? Peace, Keith "SCWC, Inc." <lornis1@...> wrote: << Get away from my...
<< I'd love to take credit for writing that one, but authorship is certainly not mine in this case. Too bad, 'cause that'd make me brilliant!<< Ahhh, I'll...
<< Not unless Stew's changed his name to Jenny... Boy, wouldn't that be interesting?>> Nothing shocks me anymore ;-D (BTW, I can't believe people were shocked...
Speaking of Steven Wright and sudden death, I finally realized that I've been using a Steven Wright line for years (several of them, actually, but one...
he removed part of her costume & exposed one of her breasts & they pretended afterwards that it was accidental & faulty costuming... here's a link to the full...
Hi Piece-- Thanks for the link to the story. However, I've noticed that no domestic paper is running a shot of the "offending item" (good grief, it's a ...
Well you know. Being the resident new agey gal I can't meditate if I have had one small wine cooler- like drink or light beer. I like to meditate daily. Not...