http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

Enough of that Olympics bullshit....for the NHL - it's GAME ON!!

And so it is for your favorite hockey hooligans, Two Man Advantage.

We got 2 shows coming up this weekend....and both of 'em are with
Mouth Sewn Shut.  Mouth Sewn Shut features 2 guys who are also in
Toxic Narcotic, and 1 guy who used to be in the Profit$ - so you know
they're gonna rock.  You can check them out at
http://www.myspace.com/mouthsewnshut

So here we go:

Saturday, March 4, 2006

Valentine's, 17 New Scotland Ave., Albany, NY - downstairs room
(518) 432-6572
http://www.valentinesalbany.com/
6 p.m.
$8
all-ages

GZ Albany & Constant Hangover Present...

Two Man Advantage
Mouth Sewn Shut
Wake Up Dead
Gak Attack
The Truth Hurts
Lucia Lie

***********************************

Sunday, March 5, 2006

North Six, 66 N. 6th St., Brooklyn, NY - downstairs room
http://www.northsix.com/
7:30 p.m.
$8
16+

Two Man Advantage
Resistant Culture
Mouth Sewn Shut
Deathcycle

************************************8

Finally - don't forget:  Two Man Advantage/Supreme Commander split 7"
coming out on Basement Records - April 11th!!!  (www.basementrecords.net)

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

www.TwoManAdvantage.com
www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

Team USA might be down & out....but the 2MA keeps plowing along.

First off....we know, we know, we know....it's been quite an
eternity since you last saw any new 2MA releases....however - the
wait is over.  Our split 7" with Supreme Commander is scheduled to
come out on Basement Records (www.basementrecords.net) on April 11,
2006.  Watch for it!!  We should have some limited edition pre-
release copies available in time for our 4-day mini-tour in March
(with Supreme Commander, The Goons & Cranked Up!).

Second.....our first show in Staten Island ever is coming up this
Friday:

Friday, Feb. 24, 2006

Murphy's Law
Two Man Advantage
I.A.F.C.: It's a Fuckin' Catastrophe
Reflective Insight
Last Call Brawl
The Lucky Fucks

@ Roxas Blvd., 2912 Arthur Kill Rd., Staten Island, NY 10309
6:30 p.m.
16+
$15
http://www.myspace.com/roxasblvddcp

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

www.TwoManAdvantage.com
www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

Our friends Jim & Suzanne have started booking shows in Chinatown
(NYC) - and we have the privilege of playing their very first show:

Sunday, Feb. 12, 2006

@ 169 Bar, 169 E. Broadway, New York, NY 10002
(212) 473-8866
Cross Street: Rutgers St.
Subway Directions: F at E. Broadway

all-ages
7 p.m.

Two Man Advantage
The Shemps
Triple Deuce (ex-Hudson Falcons / Electric Frankenstein)
The Low Budgets (ex-Dead Milkmen)
The Ten Cent Fuck Flicks

www.TwoManAdvantage.com
www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!!!

First off – thanks to everyone who came out on New Year's Day to the
Kill Your Idols 10th Anniversary Show.  We were honored to be on the
bill with those guys – they are one of the best bands ever – and
we're proud to call them long-time friends.

We're opening up for the Queers this Sunday night at the
Continental….come on down!!!

Sunday, January 8, 2006

The Continental
25 Third Ave. (between St. Marks Pl. & 9th St.)
New York City
(212) 529-6924
www.continentalnyc.com

$10 advance / $12 day of the show
All-ages

The Queers – 10:00
Two Man Advantage – 9:15
The Steinways – 8:30
The Unlovables – 7:45

You can buy advance tix through Ticketweb by going to
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?
dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=27485


Also – make-up dates in Baltimore & D.C. have been scheduled for
March 18th (Baltimore – The Sidebar) and 19th (D.C. – Warehouse Next
Door).   We'll also be playing on March 16th somewhere in the NY
area and the 17th (St. Patrick's Day!!!) in Philly.  All dates are
with the Goons, Cranked Up! and Supreme Commander – it should be a
killer 4 days.

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

www.TwoManAdvantage.com
www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

HOCKEY FANS!!!

We are honored to be playing the Kill Your Idols 10th Anniversary
show - this Sunday - January 1st - at CBGB.

Show starts at 5 and is $10.

Aside from the mighty KYI (and ourselves, obviously), Ensign, Inhuman,
Shell Shock & Urban Riot will also be on the bill (with possible
special guests....don't ask me 'cause I don't know).

We have known the Kill Your Idols guys since long before KYI was even
a band.  We did our first tour with them in '98 - and it's been
awesome seeing them transform themselves into one of the best & most
highly regarded hardcore punk bands to come from our neck of the woods.

And....here's a no-prize trivia question....a pat on the back to those
who get it right:

Where did Kill Your Idols get their name from?

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

Hockey fans!

Unfortunately - the illness has progressed instead of
regressed.....therefore, we've had to cancel tonight's show in D.C. as
well.

Hugest apologies go out to everyone who was looking forward to seeing
us this weekend, the other bands who we were supposed to play with,
and all the people involved in setting-up, running & promoting these
shows....we know how much effort you guys put into these shows....and
no doubt - both shows kicked (or will kick) major ass.

Tonight's show in D.C. with the Goons, Supreme Commander, the Low
Budgets & Alleged Bricks is simply killer....so y'all get your butts
down to the Warehouse Next Door at 8:30!

BOTH SHOWS WILL BE MADE UP!!!  DATES COMING SOON!!!!

Much love...

  - 2MA

Hockey fans!

There is no type of message that a band hates sending out more than
this one.

Due to illness (and we're not talking about a headache & sniffly nose
here) - we're going to have to cancel tonight's show at the Sidebar in
Baltimore (12/2).

In the 8 years we've been playing shows & the hundreds of shows we've
had booked, we have only had to cancel like this maybe 2 or 3 times.
And, trust me when we tell you that no one feels as bad about
cancelling as we do....ANY band worth their weight in hockey pucks
will tell you that they are always the ones most disappointed with
having to cancel.

We WILL schedule a make-up date for this show -- and we'll hopefully
have a new date scheduled in the next couple of weeks.

Our hope is that no one who had planned to go to this show tonight now
decides not to just because our lame-ass hockey selves won't be
there....any show with Supreme Commander, Tenwatch, the Low Budgets &
Trash Camp kicks severe ass - and you should all go!!!!

Now - as far as D.C. tomorrow (12/3) - that is up in the air.  We're
going to rest & medicate & try to get ourselves well....and if we can
make it - we'll be there tomorrow ready to rock....if we can't...be
assured that we'll get a make-up date for D.C. ASAP also...we'll let
you know.

Sorry 'bout this....feel free to forecheck us the next time you see us.

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!

It's been awhile (too long actually) since we've taken the show on
the road...but we're doing just that this weekend.

Friday, December 2nd we're at the Sidebar, 218 E. Lexington St.,
Baltimore.  Doors are at 8.  I think the show is all-ages - but
check with the Sidebar first.  www.sidebartavern.com

Also playing that night:  Supreme Commander (ex-Daycare Swindlers),
Tenwatch, The Low Budgets (ex-Dead Milkmen) and Trash Camp

Saturday, December 3rd we're at the Warehouse Next Door, 1017 7th
Street NW, Washington, D.C.   (202) 783-3933.
www.warehousenextdoor.com    Show is at 8:30.  All-ages

Also playing:  The Goons, Supreme Commander and Alleged Bricks.  The
Low Budgets might be playing this one, too...not 100% sure.

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

www.TwoManAdvantage.com
www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!!

Our favorite "rink"....we're there on Thursday...you be there, too!

Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005

@ Continental, 25 Third Ave. (between St. Mark's Pl. & 9th St.), NYC
www.continentalnyc.com

$7
8 p.m.
all-ages

The Suspicion - 11:45
Two Man Advantage - 11:00
Pseudo Heroes (members of Down By Law & Pink Lincolns) - 10:15
Dougie Needles & The Public Offenders - 9:30
Lady Unluck - 8:45
Phase 9 - 8:00

Shows in Baltimore & D.C. - coming in December!

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!!!

In celebration of the start of hockey season (THIS WEEK!!!) - come
on down this Sunday, October 9th to the Continental.

The show is all-ages, $8 & starts at 7 p.m.

The Continental is located at 25 3rd Avenue (between St. Mark's Pl.
& 9th St.) in New York City.

http://www.continentalnyc.com/

Also playing will be The Shemps, Supreme Commander (ex-Daycare
Swindlers), The Twats (ex-Overprivileged), The Suspicion & Black
Labeled.

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

We're playing some shows this weekend...come on down...game on!

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17TH

@ Bank Street Cafe, 639 Bank St., New London, CT
(860) 444-1444
http://www.bankstreetcafe.com/
21+
10 p.m.

with: Broken


SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH

Tribute Show to Al from Eyes of Hate (R.I.P. 1960-2005)

@ Molly Blooms 2, 140 Merrick Rd., Amityville, NY
all-ages
$10 (all proceeds will be donated under Al's name to the Red Cross
to help with the victims of Hurricane Katrina - bring non-perishable
food for the food drive, too)
12 p.m.

with: The Clap, Zombie Vandals, Endangered Feces, The Oblivious, The
Skum, Common Enemy, Civil Disorder, Head Trauma and The Suspicion

See ya on the ice!

- 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!!!

There will be a FREE showing of Mark Foster's Two Man Advantage
documentary '69 Minutes of Fame' this Saturday, September 10th at 3
p.m. at the Orchid Lounge, located at 500 E. 11th Street, New York
City.

This is part of the Evil City Film Fest -- for more info, go to
http://www.evilcityfilmfest.com/

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans....

Today we take off our hockey helmets in tribute to Al from the band
Eyes of Hate.

Eyes of Hate were a band that we first played with back in 2001.  A
misunderstanding (due to promoter incompetency) led to Two Man and
Eyes of Hate not getting off to the best of relationships, but after
the air was cleared, the two bands became friendly & played several
shows together over the years.

Al was a regular in the Long Island & New York hardcore/punk scene.
He was a friendly face who you always saw at shows & was someone
with whom you could always talk at length about old, obscure bands,
or upcoming shows, or whatnot.

Al was a true scenester who will most certainly be missed.

We heard about Al's death just prior to our show last Friday night
in Brooklyn.

The initial rumor was that he died of a heroin overdose.  We just
want to clear that rumor up so that it spreads no further:

Al did NOT die of a heroin overdose.

The truth is that Al's heart was twice the size it should have been
& he had very high blood pressure.  He refused to take medication
for his condition, and he died of a heart attack.

Al's funeral will be held tomorrow - on Wednesday, September 7th at
11:15 a.m. at Parkside Memorial Chapels, 98-60 Queens Blvd. (corner
of 66th Ave.), Rego Park, Queens, New York.  If you are going by
subway, you will need to take the R or G to 67th Ave. & walk 1 block
west.

For those seeking more info about the funeral, or for those who wish
to sign his memorial guestbook, you can go to:
http://www.eyesofhate.com/

Two Man will be playing a big tribute/benefit show for Al which will
take place on Sunday, September 18th at Molly Bloom's in Amityville.
We'll send more info about that show next week.

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com

http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

This Friday, September 2nd, Two Man Advantage is proud to take part
in the Dean Rispler Rock `n' Roll Birthday Party –
Celebrating 35
Years of Anarchy, Nihilism & Failed Relationships.

The party takes place at the Trash Bar, 256 Grand St. (between
Driggs & Roebling), Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY

Also playing:  The Candy Snatchers, The Shemps, The Bamboo Kids &
The Stags

Open bar from 9-10 p.m. with paid admission

Trash Bar:  http://www.thetrashbar.com/

Also…..since it was announced on PunkNews.org on Saturday –
we can
announce this here:

VMS Records will be reissuing our debut CD `Drafted' in the
near
future. `Drafted' originally came out in 1998 on the
now-defunct
Royalty Records & has been out-of-print for several years now.

The new edition will include the entire original CD, songs from our
split 7"s with the Loiterers and Mad Cow Dizeaze 182, our demo and
an unreleased Down By Law cover ("Punk as Fuck") that was
recorded
at the same time as the demo.  No release date has been announced
yet, but you can be sure we'll let you know once one has.

VMS Records:  http://www.vmsrecords.com/

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!

First off - thanks to everyone who came out on Friday night....hope
it was as good for you as it was for us.

We're taking August off - but we'll be back in action in September.

For now, though, we want you to know about a new film just released
on DVD called 'Shooting Vegetarians'.

Two Man Advantage - as well as a bunch of other Go Kart bands (and
some non-Go Kart bands, too) are on the soundtrack (H2O actually has
quite a significant role in the film...cooool).  About 10
seconds of "H.O.C.K.E.Y." can be clearly heard playing in the
background during a scene just before the hour-mark of the film.

The film is distributed by Go Kart Films, which probably explains
how we ended up on the thing.

Anyway.....you can check out the film's website by going to
http://www.shootingvegetarians.com/

On the site - you will find links to purchase the DVD at Amazon.com -
  or a link to put it on your NetFlix queue.

Enjoy....see at the movies (and on the ice, of course)!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com
http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!!!

I don't know....maybe it's the 5 kabillion degree heat...maybe it's
that we're finally gonna have some hockey....but, whatever it is,
we've decided to put aside our greedy money-grubbing tendencies &
play a free show...you know....for the kids!

I don't want to give too much away - but we're gonna try to do some
different things - mix it up - long-time fans should be happy with
this one...that's all I'm gonna say!

Friday, July 29, 2005

@ Empire Discs, 680 Stewart Ave., Garden City, NY
(516) 222-4999
http://www.empirediscs.com/

FREE
10 p.m.

Two Man Advantage
The Shit
Sick of Talk

See ya on the (very, very, very, very hot) ice.

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/
http://www.myspace.com/TwoManAdvantage

Hockey fans!

Something to celebrate....in case you have not already heard, the
NHL and the players' association reached an agreement in principle
today on a six-year labor deal, ending the lockout that wiped out
last season.

GAME ON!!!

Oh yeah....some shows this weekend....a return to Buffalo (first
show back in 2 1/2 years) & what sadly looks like our last show ever
at the legendary CBGB.

Saturday, July 16, 2005
@ Continental Nite Club, 212 Franklin St., Buffalo, NY 14202
(716)855-3938
http://www.continentalofbuffalo.com/
Doors: 7 p.m.
Show:  8 p.m.
$8 at the door
16+ with proper ID

Two Man Advantage
The Clockers
The Bertuzzis


Sunday, July 17, 2005
@ CBGB, 315 Bowery, New York, NY
(212) 982-4052
http://www.cbgb.com/
Doors: 5 p.m.
$10
16+

IRA (legendary Columbian punks)
Retching Red (members of Tilt, Strychnine & Oppressed Logic)
Two Man Advantage
The Profit$
Cranked Up!
Rabia

http://www.cbgb.com/images/iclub/071705.jpg

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!

We have the honor of playing our good friend Joey C.'s birthday
party & opening up for the mighty H2O a week from tomorrow in
Farmingdale, NY.....discounted tix are available if you buy 'em in
advance:

Thursday, July 7, 2005

H2O
Two Man Advantage
Thieves & Assassins
Last Call Brawl

@ The Crazy Donkey, 1058 Route 110, Farmingdale, NY
(631) 753-1975
http://www.thecrazydonkey.com/

all-ages
7 p.m. doors

Tix are $15 at the door or $10 in advance.

You can buy advanced tix at Empire Discs, located at 680 Stewart
Avenue in Garden City. (516) 222-4999

Check the website for news updates & other upcoming shows.

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!!!

This Wednesday, we have the honor of opening up for one of the all-
time legends!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Continental
25 3rd Ave. (bet. St. Marks Pl. & 9th St.)
New York, NY 10003

(212) 529-6924

http://www.continentalnyc.com/

18+ show
$8 (21+) or $10 (18-20)

Agent Orange (10:30)
The Ratchets (9:45)
Two Man Advantage (9:00)
Jones Crusher (8:15)
Dice (7:30)

ALSO......TO ANYONE READING THIS WHO'S IN A BAND....

we have a Long Island practice space that we share with a few other
bands.  We need another band.  Monthly rent is $150 - and you'll
have 1 night a week...a good deal considering how much you can pay
per hour at a regular practice studio...plus you'll have as long as
you want to practice, and have a place to store your stuff.  The
space is in Franklin Square - about 2 miles east of the
Queens/Nassau border, and about a mile south of the Stewart Manor
LIRR stop.  If you, or anyone you know, might be interested, you can
e-mail us back here, or contact Snapshot directly at slpjnt@...,
and he'll go over all the details with you.

FINALLY....WE NEED PUNK KIDS TO BE IN A MOVIE WITH US...

2MA is being featured in an upcoming movie and need some authentic
fans for one of the scenes.  It would be on June 20th & 21st, from 6
p.m. to 6 a.m. and you would have to be available for both shoots.
If you are interested, e-mail your mailing address, phone number,
and name to tryfilms@..., and they will contact you with more
details.

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!!!

This is going to be our last show for at least a couple of
months...and, sadly, probably the last time we'll have a chance to
play the legendary punk palace that is CBGB...

Friday, April 27, 2005

CBGB
315 Bowery
New York City

http://www.cbgb.com/

6 p.m.
16+
$10

New York Rel-X
The Turbo A.C.'s
The Krays
Two Man Advantage
Void Control
Elvis McMann

For a super-cool flyer, go to:

http://n00089.myspace.com/00089/57/27/89847275_l.jpg

We are honored to have been invited to play the New York Rel-X 5-
Year Anniversary show...their set will be recorded for a live
DVD/CD.  If you haven't gotten their new CD - 'Sold Out of Love'
(TKO Records)....buy it now...it smokes.

Look for a major announcement concerning the forthcoming Two Man
record, "South of Canada", in the near future.

See ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

Hockey fans!

Sorry for the short notice...we have 2 shows this week - one tonight
& one on Thursday.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Continental
25 Third Ave.  (between St. Mark's Pl & 9th St.)
New York, NY
(212) 529-6924
www.continentalnyc.com
18+
$5

Pink Lincolns (11:15)
Two Man Advantage (10:30)
The Visitors (9:45)
The Basicks (9:00)
Bulldozer (8:15)
Convict Orange (7:30)


Thursday, April 21, 2005
Molly Blooms II
140 Merrick Rd.
Amityville, NY
6 p.m.
all-ages

Iron Cross
Two Man Advantage
The Bloodstained Kings
Losers Sometimes Win
Last Call Brawl
Pledge of Resistance

See ya on the ice!!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/


Hockey fans!!!

Just a note about some upcoming Two Man "related" events.

First – just a reminder that we do have a limited number of $5
tickets available for our show with Iron Cross on Thursday, April
21st at Molly Blooms II in Amityville, NY.  (normal price - $10).
Send a self-address stamped envelope to:  Two Man Advantage, c/o
Jeff Kaplan, 69 Barbara St., Bethpage, NY 11714.  OR – you can
purchase the tickets at Empire Discs, located at 680 Stewart Ave.,
Garden City, NY, located in the Stewart Plaza across from Roosevelt
Field.  Our own Snapshot works there, so go bug him.

Second – The Hudson Falcons (featuring the Captain on bass) will
be playing Thursday, April 7th (tomorrow!) at the Knitting Factory,
Old Office, located at 74 Leonard St., New York City.  Doors are at
8 p.m.  Tickets are $7.  Also playing will be Far From Finished, The
Rusted Crown & The All Star Band, Face Parade & Rosavelt.  You can
buy tix online via the Knitting Factory's website – (see
below).

Third – Tiki Boys Social Club presents:  D.J. Spag (a/k/a Drunk
Bastard) & Tiki Boy Danny spin 60's soul & reggae, classic punk,
old school hardcore, 80's new wave & much more.  This will be
this coming Saturday, April 9th at Otto's Shrunken Head, located
at
538 E. 14th St. (between Avenues A & B).  No cover charge.  Starts
at 10 p.m.

And finally – come experience the raging boogie rock of Federale
(featuring Coach on drums), who will be playing next Saturday, April
16th, at Trash Bar, located at 256 Grand St., between Driggs &
Roebling, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  The $8 admission includes an open
bar from 9-10.  Federale goes on at 9:30.  Also playing are Jesse
Diamond, Chargertron, Eve's Fault, Spouse, and New Radiant Storm
King.  Colins Karaoke starts after the bands and goes until closing.

LINKS:

Knitting Factory:  http://knittingfactory.com/

Otto's Shrunken Head:  http://newyork.citysear
ch.com/profile/35702710

Trash Bar:  http://www.thetrashbar.com/

Hudson Falcons:  http://www.hudsonfalcons.com/

Federale:  http://www.federalemusic.com/

See ya on the ice!

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

Hockey fans!!!

We're playing with Iron Cross, The Bloodstained Kings, Losers
Sometimes Win, Last Call Brawl and Pledge of Resistance at Molly
Blooms II in Amityville on Thursday, April 21st.

Door price for the show is $10 - but we have a limited number of
advance tickets available for $5.

If you're interested - send $5 per ticket plus a self-addressed
stamped envelope to:

Two Man Advantage
c/o Jeff Kaplan
69 Barbara St.
Bethpage, NY 11714

Without a SASE - we will steal your money & you will not get any
tix....be forewarned....too many people seem to not know what
an 'SASE' is...if you're not sure - ask your parents.

Thank you & see ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

Hockey fans!!!

Come join us for a second-go-round in Albany this year - this
Saturday, March 12th.

We'll be at the Shelter Skate Park (www.skateshelter.com) located at
35 Commerce Avenue in Albany.  (518) 438-2228.  7 p.m.  $8.  All-
ages.

Two Man Advantage
Skate Korpse
Lieutenant (members of JBA & Not Time Left)
Born to Lose (on tour from TX)
Outta Hand
Infected Minds

see ya on the ice!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

Hockey fans!

Fight the lockout...go to a Two Man show.

First off - a quick thanks to the Goons & Cranked Up! for 2 great
shows this past weekend....we hope to do it again soon.  (Thanks
also to Smiley & Sherri for the biscotti!....remember - true fans
bring their favorite band food!!!)

This Friday we'll be playing our first show in Nassau County, Long
Island in almost a year.  Come on down.....apparently, there will be
free donuts there or something.

Friday, March 4

Glen Cove Polish Home
10 Hendrick Ave.
Glen Cove, NY

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/12971647

$5 in advance / $7 day of show
all-ages
Doors are at 4:45 p.m.  First band on at 5:00 sharp!
Show over at midnight.
Two Man is scheduled to go on at 11:05 p.m.

Rest in History
Two Man Advantage
Shell Shock
Trueophoria
The Helicopters
Ahoy!
The NSG
Sons of Thunder
Action Toolbelt
...And Then I Turned Seven (on tour from MN)
Jillian Santella (on tour from MA)
The Paris Rendezvous
Red Handed Denial
Road to Victory
If All Else Fails

See ya on the ice!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com  (yes - it actually works again!!!!)

Hockey fans!!!!

The season's cancelled.  What can ya do?  Kick back at a Two Man show
& get yerself kicked in the teeth....that's what!!!!

We're playing a couple of shows this weekend.....both shows are with
The Goons, Molotov Cocktail & Cranked Up!......should be a blast!!!!

Saturday, Feb. 26th - @ Sidebar Tavern, 218 E. Lexington Ave.,
Baltimore, MD - this is a 4 p.m. show!!!  It will end by 8 because
there's another show afterward.

Sunday, Feb. 27th - @ Upper Darby American Legion Hall, 6914 Chestnut
St., Upper Darby, PA / 6 p.m. / $7 / all-ages / this will be Cranked
Up's record release show.  Guns on the Run will also be playing this
one.

See ya on the ice!!!!!

  - 2MA

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!

It's tough...looks bleak for a season this year...but - hey - you
can always catch a Two Man show...

Friday, February 11th - @ Cafe Nine, 250 State St., New Haven, CT /
(203) 789-8281 / $5 / with:  Broken & Lush Life

Saturday, February 12th - @ Kings Tavern, 241 Union Ave., Saratoga
Springs, NY / (518)581-7090 / 21+ / 9 p.m. / $5 / with: The Zambonis
& The Vertical Agents

Sunday, February 13th - @ Molly Blooms I, 43 E. Main St., Smithtown,
NY / (631)360-8169 / all-ages / 2 p.m. / $10 / with: No Redeeming
Social Value, The Crusher, Last Call Brawl, Pledge of Resistance,
The Suspicion & The Dstroiz

See ya on the ice!!!!!!!

  - 2MA



RELATED LINKS:

Cafe Nine:  http://www.cafenine.com/

Kings Tavern:  http://www.freewebs.com/kingstavern/

Molly Blooms:  http://www.mollybloomspub.com/

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

Hockey fans!!

Sorry for the late notice...but we're playing in Orange County (NY -
not California) tonight...here's the info....see ya on the ice...

Friday, January 14, 2005

Warwick Community Center
11 Hamilton Ave.
Warwick, NY 10990

$5
doors open at 6:30 p.m.
all-ages

Night Terrors
Two Man Advantage
Goblet
The Starkiller
Canvas the Human
Makeoutmusic

for info/directions - http://www.wvccenter.org/

or - http://www.nttr.net/directions.html

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com

You know what?  Screw it with the website for now....we haven't been
able to update it...we're working on it - I swear, but who the hell
knows when it's going to be ready to go again?

If you want the latest info - your best bet is to go to the MySpace
page which the Internet gods actually do let us update:

http://www.myspace.com/twomanadvantage

In any case - happy holidays & a Happy New Year to everyone.

Our last show of 2004 will be the day after Xmas....Sunday, December
26th.

We'll be at CBGB, located at 315 Bowery in New York City
(www.cbgb.com).  Doors at 5.  First band on (which might be us) at
5:30......show over by 11.

The show is $8.

Sharing the night with us will be our good friends No Redeeming
Social Value, The Six & Violence, and Norman Bates & The Showerheads.

Again.....to all of you who have supported Two Man over the past 7+
years (wow) - we appreciate it from the bottom of our drunk hockey
hearts.  Let's hope the NHL gets its act together in '05.  And, for
the Two Man, we're hoping 2005 is quite an active year.  We're
looking forward to our 3rd full-length 'South of Canada' finally
hitting the shelves, a re-release of 'Drafted' (with bonus tracks),
maybe a split or two with some close friends.....hell - maybe we'll
even get the website back on track....double-hell....maybe we'll even
do some touring - ya never know.

Keep it here.

See ya on the ice.

  - 2MA

Hockey fans!!!

We got some shows for y'all...

Friday, December 17th
@ Hamilton St. Caf้ & Stage, 22 Hamilton St., Bound Brook, NJ
    for directions – do NOT use Mapquest – go to the
"Directions"
page on the club's website (see below)
6 p.m.
$8
all-ages

Morieris Records presents:

NJ vs. NY

The Conspirators
Two Man Advantage
Steel Toe Solution
The Arsons
The Die Hards
The Fad


Saturday, December 18th
@ Continental, 25 Third Ave., New York, NY (between St. Mark's
Place
& 9th St.)
      (212) 529-6924
9 p.m.
$18
all-ages

The Exploited
Total Chaos
Two Man Advantage
The Fux


Related links:

http://www.TwoManAdvantage.com/ (official website - not updated)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?
fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=1835398&Mytoken=20041213112757
(MySpace page - very updated)

http://www.hamiltonst.com/ (Hamilton St. Caf้ & Stage)

http://www.continentalnyc.com/ (The Continental)