You know I love you 100% <br>Of the amount I'm
capable of loving you <br>And you know I need you to the
fullest extent <br>It's feasible for me to be needing you
<br>I believe in us as much, or maybe more <br>Than
I've ever believed in anything before <br>In a world
full of doubt <br>Don't know what I'm sure about
<br>But you don't suck <br>So I'm cynically yours
<br><br>It's true I mistrust you, but don't take it the wrong
way <br>I'm more gullible than I've ever been <br>And
if they held a contest for the person most likely
<br>To fall for your bull, I'd probably win <br>The
thought of us together doesn't fill me with dread <br>I
can picture being with you til one (or both) of us is
dead <br>At the end of the day <br>I've got nothing
good to say <br>But you don't suck <br>So I'm
cynically yours <br><br>I, your loving (blank), take you
(insert name here) <br>Because frankly, I'm just too
tired to look around anymore <br>You drive reasonably
well, have most of your own teeth <br>And not much of a
prison record, so that's good <br>Plus you claim to love
my ass (and I have a tape to prove it) <br>Which
makes me think, maybe this thing really could work!
<br>However, in the event that our mutual disappointment
outweighs <br>the positive aspects of this union we agree
to part, without the <br>destruction of crockery,
automobiles, or each other's good name in <br>print, or in
song. <br><br>At the end of the day <br>I've got
nothing good to say <br>But you don't suck <br>So I'm
cynically yours <br>No you don't suck <br>So I'm cynically
yours <br>You don't suck (unless I tell you to) <br>So
I'm cynically yours<br><br>(found at
<br><br><a href=http://home.earthlink.net/~deankay/CynicallyYours.html
target=new>http://home.earthlink.net/~deankay/CynicallyYours.html</a><br><br><a
href=http://www.cherk.com/idd/vol-07/v07n1126.shtml
target=new>http://www.cherk.com/idd/vol-07/v07n1126.shtml</a><br><br>)