Dateline: KENTUCKY

Scott Miller & The Commonwealth said to be invading northern and
central Kentucky.

Scouts report sightings in and around Newport,KY. Invasion expected
Friday April,5th at the Southgate house.

"God willing they'll move on quickly" stated Colonel Saunders.

Insiders predict band will move south to Lexington for Saturday;
Lynagh's is bracing for the Saturday attack (April 6th).

Residents said to be hoarding bourbon as well as other staples.

"We thought they'd hit Louisville first" said Henry Clay. "But it
looks like they'll be spared until May."

"THEY'LL BE SHAKIN' IN SHAKER TOWN!!" yelled Miller and his band as
they drove up I-65. "Evil" Eric Fritsch, the keyboard player on
Miller's last record is said to be joining for this incursion.

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